Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies

Started by filmcritic, August 16, 2003, 10:29:25 AM

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Reel


polkablues

My house, my rules, my coffee

BB

Man-fappin'
Broadway Danny Blows
The Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger of Cairo
San Fernando Valley Ending
Whatever Squirts

...Zelig  :ponder:

polkablues

My house, my rules, my coffee

Frederico Fellini

Mad cock and glory

The Great Dick-tator

21 cunt street

The italian (Blow) Job

I Cum-fest

Bra-less

Jeremiah's Johnson

The Black stallion Returns

To catch a queef





We fought against the day and we won... WE WON.

Cinema is something you do for a billion years... or not at all.

Reel


Pubrick

Quote from: Reelist on December 09, 2012, 03:40:35 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.
under the paving stones.

©brad

Quote from: Pubrick on December 09, 2012, 04:13:18 AM
Quote from: Reelist on December 09, 2012, 03:40:35 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.

I agree. Although this one got the biggest laugh out of me:

Quote from: Reelist on December 06, 2012, 11:27:00 AM
To Rome With Lube

Reelist you're uh good at this.

Reel

Quote from: ©brad on December 11, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
Reelist you're uh good at this.

I write what I don't know...


ok, guys. With Guillermo Del Toro practically creating these titles for us, I suggest we play a different game.


BEST PORN NAMES BASED ON LEGIT ACTORS


Ben Asslick
Matt Gayman
Will Stiff
Channing Scrotum
Jack Pickleson
Julia Slobbers
Kirsten Cunst
Stellan Stayshard
Clint EatsWood
Colin Girth






polkablues

Les Mis edition:

Russell Blow
Mann Hathawang
Helena Bone 'Em Cockwhore

Um... "Hugh Jackman"
My house, my rules, my coffee

pete

"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
- Buster Keaton

Reel

If Pete was asked by James Lipton "What is your favorite curse word?" I think we all know what his answer would be...



also, reminded me of this:



RegularKarate


Reel

Lot going on in that one ^



The Bobbit: An Unexpected Gurney



...hey, people are into some sick shit 

pete

"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
- Buster Keaton