Magnolia Laughs...

Started by aclockworkjj, October 24, 2003, 09:55:53 PM

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fulty

"I need a 2....
...No, that's an 8."

"Glad you like my work."


I like this one because it shows that I'm not the worst blackjack player in the world.  ( only the 2nd worst? )
Tinapop  

I used to be smart.... now I'm just stupid.

Gamblour.

I agree with Magali, I love the part where Phil orders the porno mags and the operator says, "Do you still want the peanut butter?" and then Phil's like, "Yeah...what?" with a chuckle, it's so great.

The whole prologue is great and so funny, and Tom Cruise's Denise the Piece speech and Lick of my Spoon speech are so friggin' brilliant, he's almost singing it.
WWPTAD?

aclockworkjj

Quote from: Gamblor the Manwhore"Do you still want the peanut butter?"
don't forget the camel lights....

Another from me....

in the donnie bar secene..."It appears you are family.."...haha, sum might not quite get it.

Gamblour.

"I am listening, avidly...fella."
WWPTAD?

Jeremy Blackman

Quote from: NewtronOverall, I laughed more in Magnolia than in PDL.

Wow. Me too, and I never realized it. Good point.

SHAFTR

The Marcie seen when she is just yelling and screaming obscenities.

Frank TJ Mackey's sermon & commercial.
"Talking shit about a pretty sunset
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon"

bonanzataz

just hearing phillip baker hall saying "jam session" cracks me up.
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

Crash

how about the shot right before donny gets his teeth all smashed to oblivion and then jim's telling him about a friend that he has that's a great dentist. and i also thought it was funny when donny was trying to explain to solomon that he needed braces and that other guy chime in with "no need for braces donny" and you could tell donny was getting so mad.
or when luis guzman is sitting on the chair and it totally breaks and falls out from under him... oh wait...
"Drum roll please...I'm gonna be a screenwriter! Like you!"

Alethia

i laughed my ass off when they ripped the 82 sign out of that womans hands, i dont know.  just how the guy takes it from her is very funny to me.

Crash

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i laughed my ass off when they ripped the 82 sign out of that womans hands, i dont know. just how the guy takes it from her is very funny to me.

when did that happen?
"Drum roll please...I'm gonna be a screenwriter! Like you!"

Gamblour.

During the What Do Kids Know game show, you see the audience clapping, and a woman has an Exodus 8:2 sign (or something like that). A member of the show's crew (gray jacket?) walks up and grabs it out of her hands.
WWPTAD?

aclockworkjj

I might be alone in this one.  But I have a real issue with people and their need for pills to get through a day...it's no worse than a beer to get through a day, IMO.  But it's accepted cause a doctor says so...duh, a doctor is also looking for a paycheck...as long as you believe there is something wrong...you will keep coming back (realize, I am only speaking of exceptions...most doctors I would like to think have a patients true conditions and health in mind...).

But, I get a kick out of when Linda goes to get her prescription:

"I hate doing this, coming here and not being able to talk..."[/size]

At first Linda is justifying her visit.  As soon as that slip is signed....SNATCH....bolting out like lighining we see Linda, her purpose is served, no need to draw the explanation and justification of her visit out  any longer now.

godardian

Quote from: SHAFTRThe Marcie seen when she is just yelling and screaming obscenities.

Yes... "That ain't mine!"
""Money doesn't come into it. It never has. I do what I do because it's all that I am." - Morrissey

"Lacan stressed more and more in his work the power and organizing principle of the symbolic, understood as the networks, social, cultural, and linguistic, into which a child is born. These precede the birth of a child, which is why Lacan can say that language is there from before the actual moment of birth. It is there in the social structures which are at play in the family and, of course, in the ideals, goals, and histories of the parents. This world of language can hardly be grasped by the newborn and yet it will act on the whole of the child's existence."

Stay informed on protecting your freedom of speech and civil rights.

godardian

It truly pissed me off when people laughed at Linda's tirade in the pharmacy, though... which I thought was totally right on and triumphant, one of the highlights of the movie.
""Money doesn't come into it. It never has. I do what I do because it's all that I am." - Morrissey

"Lacan stressed more and more in his work the power and organizing principle of the symbolic, understood as the networks, social, cultural, and linguistic, into which a child is born. These precede the birth of a child, which is why Lacan can say that language is there from before the actual moment of birth. It is there in the social structures which are at play in the family and, of course, in the ideals, goals, and histories of the parents. This world of language can hardly be grasped by the newborn and yet it will act on the whole of the child's existence."

Stay informed on protecting your freedom of speech and civil rights.

SHAFTR

I'm guilty of laughing when Julianne Moore says "I sucked coooock" (or something like that)

the way she said it, makes me laugh.
"Talking shit about a pretty sunset
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon"