The most annoying thing in the world....

[russiasusha]

People talking during a fucking movie.  Just finished watching Rushmore w/ some friends, and they couldn't fucking shut up for a second!

Just because there aren't explosions every five seconds and tits the, uh, other remaining seconds!!!

I hate people.....

They wanted to watch top gun.....

[Sal]

I have a friend who's got an annoying laugh, so whenever he wants to go see a comedy, I'm really relunctant.  I limit him to dramas 'cause I just can't take that shrilly laugh.  It makes whatever's funny less so.

[cowboykurtis]

Have you ever had people talk during a film YOU made. it's like a stake through the heart. Showing it to a large festival crowd and seeing people talking or shuffling around is agonizing.

[Keener]

I can't watch a movie with my family because my mom likes finishing obvious quotes and telling us what she thinks is going to happen next.

[Duck Sauce]

Just because there aren't explosions every five seconds and tits the, uh, other remaining seconds!!!

If i had a dime for everytime ive heard this. If you knew they thought this way going in, why did you watch it with them?

At home, I watch movies by myself.

[Just Withnail]

At home, I watch movies by myself

Amen.

[EL__SCORCHO]

Have you ever had people talk during a film YOU made. it's like a stake through the heart. Showing it to a large festival crowd and seeing people talking or shuffling around is agonizing.

I know what you're saying except I've never had anything I've done at a film festival. Anytime someone asks to see my shorts I'm a little reluctant about their intentions. Some people while they watch start talking to me during the thing and asking how I did certain things or telling me it's funny. I dont get it, why do they tell me its funny when I obviously thought it was funny enough to put it in a film in the first place. So I always leave when they watch it.

[Ravi]

I know what you're saying except I've never had anything I've done at a film festival. Anytime someone asks to see my shorts I'm a little reluctant about their intentions.

Soon after people ask to see my shorts, they ask me to put my pants back on.

Some people while they watch start talking to me during the thing and asking how I did certain things or telling me it's funny. I dont get it, why do they tell me its funny when I obviously thought it was funny enough to put it in a film in the first place. So I always leave when they watch it.

I had the opposite experience once.  I entered one of my early comedy films in a film fest among the 3 senior high schools in my district and it was met with a chilling silence for most of the running time.  Nobody liked my film.  That was the worst feeling in the world.  The film was terrible, so I don't blame the audience for not laughing.  A few of the jokes at the end got pretty big laughs, though.

[MacGuffin]

Cell phones. 'Nuff said.

[russiasusha]

If i had a dime for everytime ive heard this. If you knew they thought this way going in, why did you watch it with them?

i'm a college kid and they're college kids.  General Rule:  Every college kid likes Rushmore!  So when they said they never seen it, i shit my pants and insisted they do.....You know the rest of the story.  

[bonanzataz]

whenever my friend sees any movie not in theaters, he always asks questions. "how did that happen?" "wait, what's going on?" "i don't understand." because he tunes out occassionally. if we're watching a funny movie, he'll laugh, and then repeat the line that he just laughed at. it's actually quite bizarre.

[Tiff]

whenever my friend sees any movie not in theaters, he always asks questions. "how did that happen?" "wait, what's going on?" "i don't understand." because he tunes out occassionally. if we're watching a funny movie, he'll laugh, and then repeat the line that he just laughed at. it's actually quite bizarre.

all my friends are like that. sorry mate, but i think your friend's secretly a chick.

[snaporaz]

if we're watching a funny movie, he'll laugh, and then repeat the line that he just laughed at. it's actually quite bizarre.

god fucking damnit i hate that shit.

jesus christ. i know a shit load of people who do that. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM.

and my special lady-friend does that shit too. christ. and i'm too much of a pussy to tell her it's annoying. she doesn't do it that bad though. she's not as much as this other guy i know. we were watching futurama the other night and...jesus. he wouldn't stop.

[Sleuth]

if we're watching a funny movie, he'll laugh, and then repeat the line that he just laughed at. it's actually quite bizarre.

god fucking damnit i hate that shit.

jesus christ. i know a shit load of people who do that. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM.

and my special lady-friend does that shit too. christ. and i'm too much of a pussy to tell her it's annoying. she doesn't do it that bad though. she's not as much as this other guy i know. we were watching futurama the other night and...jesus. he wouldn't stop.

This ties for the most annoying thing

...the other thing being PEOPLE WHO TAKES BABIES TO THE MOVIES WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT I WANT TO FIND THEM AND STEAL THEIR BABIESSSSSS AARRRR  i don't like babies

[rustinglass]

snaporaz:"...my special lady friend..."

"she's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend!"
(lebowsky)