Thora Birch and Bill Paxton team up with Limp Bizkit

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has anyone else seen the video for "Eat You Alive".  why god, why?

[Sigur Rós]

I don't get it? Why does Thora Birch have to be in the video? Cause the video doesn't seem to have a story. Or at least I don't get it....

[MacGuffin]

Thora Birch Cavorts With Fred Durst On Film

September 23 has now been named as the official release date for Limp Bizkit's new, yet-to-be-named record. And of course, with the album release drawing ever closer, the time comes for Bizkit to hit us up with a new single. Today, the video for the album's first single, "Eat You Alive," will premiere on American MTV.

According to vocalist Fred Durst "Eat You Alive" is about his own rather aggressive desires for certain members of the female gender. "It is unlike any song on the rest of the CD," Durst writes on the official Limp Bizkit website. "It's a serious song about my desire for particular women folk. It is a bit aggressive, but very heart felt in my own sick way."

Charming.

The new video will star actress Thora Birch, who won over audiences with her unique roles in such films as 1999's American Beauty and 2000's Ghost World. The 21-year-old actress is currently filming her latest flick, Silence Becomes You, which is scheduled for a 2004 release. In "Eat You Alive," Birch portrays Durst's object of obsession, whom he kidnaps and brings into the woods.

Like we said, charming.

"Its [sic] a backwoods approach to courting a woman," Durst writes. "I kidnap the woman of my desire (Thora Birch) and bring her deep into the woods where I have prepared, in my mind, a beautiful performance area for her. I am hoping it will show her how much I want her and actually like her.

"I used Thora because I've always had a thing for her in real life," Durst continues. "She is a wonderful person. It was like a dream coming true to have her as my kidnappee [sic] in this video. If only the video would come to life, without the kidnapping of course. That would be tight!!"

Note to Thora: print this article, as it may come in handy when the stalker lawsuit rolls around...

[Sigur Rós]

the next limp single is a cover of the who's "behind blue eyes". dear me.

O God, I heard it yesterday when they played live at Finsbury! It's literally speaking SHIT!!!

[Pubrick]

yeah it's pretty wack. i was surprised to see her when they started showing it here a few weeks ago.. and kinda hypnotized for a second enuff to forget it was such a crappy video. i think their connection goes back to the playboy mansion.

[aclockworkjj]

Here's the video if anyone wants to see it...(windows media)

http://www.thearmpit.net/images/eatyoualive300k.asf

might have to copy the link and open it within wm player

[moonshiner]

i really hate that Limp Bizkit is covering Behind Blue Eyes, i really do....i really fucking hate it...

[luctruff]

i agree, but come on, it can't be worse than steven seagal remaking marley's 'redemption song'....

[AlguienEstolamiPantalones]

do you guys know thoras parents are well known porn stars no joke, i dont watch 70's porn but her mom was a huge star and the dad was also in some of the films

[Pubrick]

no shit,. i was not aware of that.

she is truly the coolest chick tho. no wonder she's such a ho already.

[RegularKarate]

So, this is Thora's mommy:

[NEON MERCURY]

the limp's alright but i don't like the new vid at all. the next limp single is a cover of the who's "behind blue eyes". dear me.

does it go somehting like...""yo! yo'! holla, feel me? do ya?..no one knows what it's like , holla! you heard me , holla boyee!, "..followed buy crappy guitar riffs...then.."yeah, yeah!, keep it real, !..if i swallow anything evil..holla!, get up!, holla getup!  //put your fingera in my throat, choke on dat!, holla, holla,!".....then fades away like limps album sales will..

[AlguienEstolamiPantalones]

So, this is Thora's mommy:

Yup thats here and man ohh man thora must be wow

[AlguienEstolamiPantalones]

pete townshend keith moon must be rolling in his grave.......

DANG!!!

*slaps myself silly*

sorry.

you get the feeling that pete was so wrapped up in his kiddie porn trial when he aproved this catasthrophe to happen

this just in

upon hearing the new version OF behind blue eyes , pete is now admitting that not only does he dig kiddie porn he was the basis for the bill mapplewood charecter in happiness , and he is demanding to be sent to texas  to stand trial

me thinks he is lieing about the bill mapplewood thing, and just trying to distance himself from fred durst in the most "extreme" like mannor one could do.

wouldnt it just be easier to just smash fred over the head with a guitar during a duet ???????? and then say " hey keith moon blew out my ear dum on live tv , and i didnt complain , HEY  if you cant take a smash in the head with a guitar made of steel that weighs 100 pounds  then you shouldnt be in rock and roll ................end of story NEXT QUESTION PLEASE , YES THE WHO WILL TOUR AGAIN BUT ONLY AFTER MY NEXT ROCK OPERA"

[SoNowThen]

Yes, imho, Townsend should not okay this cover. Just as Page should've spat in Puff Daddy's face, and, as much as I love her, Brit should not do 60's Stones tunes.


Check out Noel Gallagher's version of Help. Now that's a fucking cover!!