OK, who here can proudly say that forms a part of the Internet Movie Database?
I think I smell a redirect...
no, that's just ur upper lip.
hehe...I am...with one acting credit. :)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1133749/
The film was kinda high profile but received horrible reviews.
I was happy (and kinda sad :)) 90% of my performance was cut out of the movie. :)
EDIT: Here's a clip of what's left of me in the movie (the younger police) :)
http://members.chello.se/kotte/kommer.wmv
i'm also listed at imdb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002907/maindetails
i hate to brag but i've been in a lot of movies.. i wonder how people will see me when they've read my biography. :oops: i'm a human too.
kotte, you're 3 cm taller than me! and you're 6 years younger than me.
anyways.. "tråkig olycka" hahaha...
sumhow I don't believe you mogs... :)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rfkcbellingham.com%2Fgraphics%2Fboy_arms_crossed.jpg&hash=8a7368db48862999109645395b9317db09baa1bb)
Quote from: Pubrickno, that's just ur upper lip.
Rock on.
Stay black.
Quote from: mogwaii'm also listed at imdb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002907/maindetails
three times voted the sexiest man in sweden... wow, really? a celtic fan?
I've seen Hundtricket with Alexander Skarsgård, which part did he play?
nope, but I know somebody who's on IMDb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423287/
He is a really annoying person, and I don't like him. I tried co-directing a movie with him... but he had certain dicks shoved too far down his throat and too far up his ass.
Quote from: BrainSushinope, but I know somebody who's on IMDb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423287/
He is a really annoying person, and I don't like him. I tried co-directing a movie with him... but he had certain dicks shoved too far down his throat and too far up his ass.
Brett Ratner , Jr. right?
Quote from: cronopioQuote from: BrainSushinope, but I know somebody who's on IMDb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423287/
He is a really annoying person, and I don't like him. I tried co-directing a movie with him... but he had certain dicks shoved too far down his throat and too far up his ass.
Brett Ratner , Jr. right?
Bingo.
No acting credits or anything but I'll have you know I did do a review of "The English Patient". And I do mean a review........
"Oh my god, this is the second worst movie of all-time next to "Pay It Forward"! I will always wonder why in the world it was regarded as such an instant classic back in 96. I guess I literally can't comprehend the praise of something so boring and contrived, it just hurts my head to even think about it's popularity. Seriously, cause this is the kind of stuff that's just choking and hurting cinema, it's a disease! All of this type of stuff. I hate when films are made to be like a freaking play. Film is a better, more exciting medium, it is to be used as a different medium than theatre! I'm sick of all the theatrical dialogue and flat visuals that are desecrating the screen! Keep that crap on the stage! This is cinema!!! Just flat out avoid this movie if you wanna see a MOVIE and not just some filmed play or if you care at all about yourself and using your time wisely for that matter, if your one of the few people that haven't seen it cause there's still a chance that you can be saved from its wrath. It's one of those movies that is so bad it just feels good to hate it. It's not just some harmless bad movie like "Rush Hour" or something. I actually don't even mind those types of bad movies. Anyway, Anthony Minghella is a freaking hack and should be banned from filmmaking, boycott every single film he makes without a thought. He should have just stuck with his day job as a playwright. Those arrogant play-junkies just couldn't stop kissing his ass. Trust me, if you love film, he doesn't deserve your hard earned money, he's trying to pollute your minds, don't let him do it!"
Quote from: ebeamanThis is cinema!!! Just flat out avoid this movie if you wanna see a MOVIE and not just some filmed play
haha, i hope you see dogville
Quote from: ebeamanNo acting credits or anything but I'll have you know I did do a review of "The English Patient". And I do mean a review........
"Oh my god, this is the second worst movie of all-time next to "Pay It Forward"! I will always wonder why in the world it was regarded as such an instant classic back in 96. I guess I literally can't comprehend the praise of something so boring and contrived, it just hurts my head to even think about it's popularity. Seriously, cause this is the kind of stuff that's just choking and hurting cinema, it's a disease! All of this type of stuff. I hate when films are made to be like a freaking play. Film is a better, more exciting medium, it is to be used as a different medium than theatre! I'm sick of all the theatrical dialogue and flat visuals that are desecrating the screen! Keep that crap on the stage! This is cinema!!! Just flat out avoid this movie if you wanna see a MOVIE and not just some filmed play or if you care at all about yourself and using your time wisely for that matter, if your one of the few people that haven't seen it cause there's still a chance that you can be saved from its wrath. It's one of those movies that is so bad it just feels good to hate it. It's not just some harmless bad movie like "Rush Hour" or something. I actually don't even mind those types of bad movies. Anyway, Anthony Minghella is a freaking hack and should be banned from filmmaking, boycott every single film he makes without a thought. He should have just stuck with his day job as a playwright. Those arrogant play-junkies just couldn't stop kissing his ass. Trust me, if you love film, he doesn't deserve your hard earned money, he's trying to pollute your minds, don't let him do it!"
That's a weird review... it's the fucking English Patient, not Dude Where's My Car. And seriously, Anthony Minghella is a fine director.
You're a bit harsh...aren't you?
If it's not your type of movie, don't review it.
If you like musicals, you go see a musical, you hate it. Then review it. Not if you hate musicals to begin with...
i'm going to be on imdb just as soon as "rose and the snake" (recently changed to "the promise") comes out.
Quote from: bonanzatazi'm going to be on imdb just as soon as "rose and the snake" (recently changed to "the promise") comes out.
that is rebecca miller's new film, right? Do you have a cast or crew credit?
crew. i was only an intern. but i kicked ass.
They did put something about our film on IMDb but we asked them to remove it from the time being was we're still working on many things, especially some that they put and were not certain yet.
Its really weird how the put things there.
This one is the movie I'm working with to secure distribution in the US and that we presented in several festivals here. But I dont appear as I didnt work on the production.
http://pro.imdb.com/title/tt0322298/
And here is my sister, but a lot of information of other things she did is missing:
http://pro.imdb.com/name/nm1371128/
What the hell is imdbpro? I thought IMDb was free?
Quote from: StefenWhat the hell is imdbpro? I thought IMDb was free?
it is... but with the pro you get a lot more information and stuff... its really cool and worthy if you can afford it... i found it very helpful myself
sorry i posted the links as i saw them i dont know if you can see them like that, but you could easily find them i guess anyway
me and my gopher credits....
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1181942/
before anyone asks for some cool stories on my #6 credit, i only worked post-production cleaning out the office. same goes for #1
Quote from: JTMme and my gopher credits....
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1181942/
before anyone asks for some cool stories on my #6 credit, i only worked post-production cleaning out the office. same goes for #1
How the hell did they get your height? Did you have to tell them?
i sent them a little biography and that was the only part that made it in for some reason.
weird thread over at the imdb forums:
marisa tomeiQuote from: rocky_sepehrHi i need her personal E-mial address or something that she checks and mails to me.my E-mail is rocky_sepehr@yahoo.com.
i wish to recive some answer from you dear fans.
bye
Quote from: doctorevilbrainHey,Rocky. Watch me pull her E-mail address out of my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Sorry, that's never going to happen. GET A CLUE
Quote from: silaxSomeone should call the cops. . . I smell a restraining order.
Quote from: God_Bless_John_RitterYOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ROCKY...LOL DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK SHE WILL READ YOUR E MAIL? AND BETTER YET RESPOND TO IT?..LOL.. I AGREE WITH SILAX..... I DO SMELL A RESTRAINING ORDER.
Quote from: blueheaven97Don't we all, Rocky? Hell, if anyone bothers to respond to this, send me her phone number while you're at it please.
Quote from: ltalian5tallionhey buddy, chill out. your scaring the children
Quote from: mrppvHere is her email marisa@nowhere.com
*har har har har har*
Quote from: Uneed2leaveBy the way, will somebody mail me a key to her front door?
That wasn't very scary. Wheres the beef? Wheres the potatoes? It needs more substance.
EDIT: And what the hell are you doing cruising the Tomei forums anyway? Pervert.
Quote from: cronopioQuote from: BrainSushinope, but I know somebody who's on IMDb...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423287/
He is a really annoying person, and I don't like him. I tried co-directing a movie with him... but he had certain dicks shoved too far down his throat and too far up his ass.
Brett Ratner , Jr. right?
This may sound odd but I am actually ashamed of being a filmmaker from Miami, Florida because of Brett Ratner. Im not from New York, nor The Valley, nor Austin, Texas nor New Jersey, but from motherfucking Miami.
:cry:
Quote from: StefenAnd what the hell are you doing cruising the Tomei forums anyway? Pervert.
i'm president of the MILF club. you kiddie fiddler.
Quote from: Hedwig
This may sound odd but I am actually ashamed of being a filmmaker from Miami, Florida because of Brett Ratner. Im not from New York, nor The Valley, nor Austin, Texas nor New Jersey, but from motherfucking Miami.
:cry:
I hear you on that, but what ive come across is that when kids are about 17-18 they are really ashamed of their town(unless they won like the state football championship) and are really just ready to move on out....this goes for kids ive met alot of places on both coasts....just a matter of doing what you can where you are with what youve got...
I'm not ashamed that I'm from Michigan, I just want to make movies.
Quote from: Walrus XI'm not ashamed that I'm from Michigan, I just want to make movies.
What a wasted opportunity to add "...by any means necessary."
Quote from: md....just a matter of doing what you can where you are with what youve got...
Yes, true -- but there's just -- I don't know...when the only director you know of to come out of Miami is motherfucking Brett Ratner then there's something very - i don't know - discouraging about that.
this is the problem: all of my favorite filmmakers make movies that wreak of heritage. Alex Payne goes back to Omaha to shoot his stuff. PTA wanted to make the "quintissential Valley movie." Wes went back to his old school to shoot Rushmore. It is an inescapable fact that their work is very much inspired by where they came from.
And that's fine, except that I hate Miami. I don't like the way it looks, the way it feels to live here. I don't like the culture, and I think it'd be a rather shitty setting for a film. So -- my work is seldom fused with any heritage. And maybe that is why my Work = None.
Xixax welcomes your existential angst.
how about you make a movie about how shitty miami is.
Quote from: Pedro the Alpacahow about you make a movie about how shitty miami is.
Big Trouble...
I don't know. I kind of like suburbia as a place to make movies. There are lots of cliched things they... like.. almost everything.
Quote from: Pedro the Alpacahow about you make a movie about how shitty miami is.
yeah. also, you(Hedwig)'re making a pretty gaping generalization. just make stuff about stuff you like. even if it's stuff you like hating. it doesn't have to be a location.
Make a film about Ratner.
And call it Rat Tale.
Quote from: HedwigAnd that's fine, except that I hate Miami. I don't like the way it looks, the way it feels to live here. I don't like the culture, and I think it'd be a rather shitty setting for a film. So -- my work is seldom fused with any heritage. And maybe that is why my Work = None.
Seriously, though, that's a hook. Use your hatred for Miami to make something. Much like how modage and David Lynch hate Philadelphia -- not that they've ever made any movies about that, to my knowledge.
Miami is a very good place to make movies... it has also everything... there are actually several movies that are being shot in Miami this year... and some new TV shows
I also have 2 screenplays for movies based in Miami and they are good...
Quote from: picolasQuote from: Pedro the Alpacahow about you make a movie about how shitty miami is.
yeah. also, you(Hedwig)'re making a pretty gaping generalization. just make stuff about stuff you like. even if it's stuff you like hating. it doesn't have to be a location.
Yes, but location is very important to me in a film. You know, the movies I love the most -- the movies I am most influenced by -- the types of movies I wish to make -- are somewhat location-oriented. (Like
Fargo.)
But I suppose you're right. For example, a noir piece could probably take place anywhere. It's just the Miami stereotypes that bother me. I think of Miami movies and I think of cheesy reggae muzak and sunblock-smothered beach scenes.
I also hate the word "Miami"
I have a complex, I know.
Would a Will Smith song help?
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanWould a Will Smith song help?
Ugh, God.
They've been shooting Transporter 2 infront of my place... I could see everything and the car crashes from my balcony...
I think that movie will suck... I can see the plot already...
Quote from: wantautopia?And call it Rat Tale.
Perhaps Ratnerblanca?
Quote from: Hedwig
I also hate the word "Miami"
I have a complex, I know.
you could star pronouncing it as it was originally called "Mee-ah-mee", back when Florida belonged to Spain, baby.
I'm recovering from my self-hating Miami syndrome. I just found out (after a long ass time on IMDB) that William Macy and Catherine Keener are both from Miami.
And also: Lawrence Kasdan. Come on,baby, the guy who fuckin' co-wrote Star Wars is from my hometown. Now THAT'S bad ass.
Quote from: HedwigCome on,baby, the guy who fuckin' co-wrote Star Wars is from my hometown. Now THAT'S bad ass.
Isn't there a pseudo-tropical Miami-like aesthetic in Return of the Jedi?