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Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: meatball on November 29, 2003, 09:26:44 PM
What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 29, 2003, 09:28:39 PM
Good God.  This thing is a freak of nature. Period.

//www.mjnews.us

Go there if you want to see his side of the case.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on November 29, 2003, 09:39:52 PM
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his signature kinda looks dirty.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: meatball on November 29, 2003, 09:40:38 PM
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his signature kinda looks dirty.

DON'T!

I'm frightened...
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: SHAFTR on November 29, 2003, 09:41:51 PM
I can't help but feel sorry for him.  It's the trouble with cinderella:  What happens when you reach the top so fast?  He's lasted longer than most child celebrities.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on November 29, 2003, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: SHAFTRHe's lasted longer than most child celebrities.
What do you mean when you say "lasted"?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on November 29, 2003, 09:51:43 PM
I'll always be a fan of his 80's music, it's so good, shows he's really a fucking genius, though a tad strange with his bedfellows.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 29, 2003, 10:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cinephile
Quote from: SHAFTRHe's lasted longer than most child celebrities.
What do you mean when you say "lasted"?

I was thinking the same thing, Cinephile.  It's all about context.  I think "than" was a typo.

It was supposed to be "in".
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on November 29, 2003, 10:15:53 PM
HE IS A CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLDDD MOLEESSTEEER!!!!!!!! (Freddy Got Fingered)

Put him away for good! FREAK!
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 29, 2003, 10:33:03 PM
..its a damn shame that someone with so much talent ends upwasting  it..
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Ravi on November 29, 2003, 10:47:33 PM
The last album of his that I like is Dangerous.  He's done a few good singles after that, such as Scream and They Don't Really Care About Us, but his albums after Dangerous weren't so good.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on November 29, 2003, 10:48:21 PM
you know...what i don't get is this guy started gettin' a little goofy somewhere around 1985.  it's not like he went weird just yesterday.

Now...

...if i had a 12-13 year old son, and he came up to me one day and asked, "dad, can i go play and have a sleepover at michael's house?"  First, I would laugh.

and then, i would kick his ass with my belt and inform him that for the next 2 days straight we are gonna watch football, drink beer, eat pizza, look at nudie mags, and fart ourselves to sleep.  father and son bonding style.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 29, 2003, 10:53:34 PM
has\ve  any of you guys ever been to neverland ranch.....

if bubbles was around i would give him a chiquita banana..
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 29, 2003, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: SHAFTRI can't help but feel sorry for him.

Agreed. I watched Three Kings tonight. Have people learned nothing from that scene?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on November 30, 2003, 12:09:57 AM
JB is right.

and MJ is the best thing that happened to the 80s. man he was so good.

i'm taking a polanski position with him. he hasn't killed anyone, the ppl who are accusing him of things just want money and scandal. his work is so good that i don't care what he does outside of it.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on November 30, 2003, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: PJB is right.

and MJ is the best thing that happened to the 80s. man he was so good.

i'm taking a polanski position with him. he hasn't killed anyone, the ppl who are accusing him of things just want money and scandal. his work is so good that i don't care what he does outside of it.

Same here, even if anything happens to him, we'll still have Off The Wall, Thriller, Bad, etc.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Weak2ndAct on November 30, 2003, 12:20:20 AM
I seriously hopes he pulls an Elliot Smith so the madness can stop for once and all.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: meatball on November 30, 2003, 12:20:47 AM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: SHAFTRI can't help but feel sorry for him.

Agreed. I watched Three Kings tonight. Have people learned nothing from that scene?

What scene?

And, supposedly, a friend was ... I guess, greeted, by Michael Jackson when he was a baby. His parents met Michael at "some religious gathering". The friend doesn't lie, but I haven't really pried into this. I like to bring up this fact now and again, and I'm not sure if he's proud or embarrased or what about his encounter.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ©brad on November 30, 2003, 12:26:17 AM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: SHAFTRI can't help but feel sorry for him.

Agreed. I watched Three Kings tonight. Have people learned nothing from that scene?

i do feel sorry for him, but man, he keeps putting himself in these dangerous situations. it's his own fault. i mean, put it this way; after he settled w/ the first family for $20 million, don't u think it would be a good idea for him to change his lifestyle a bit? put urself in his shoes; would u still invite children into ur home and into ur bedroom after that settlement knowing full and well that many greedy parents may be pulling the same shit? is he that naive to think that it would never happen again?

as much as i'd like to think he was innocent, i doubt we'll ever know for sure.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 30, 2003, 12:29:38 AM
Quote from: meatball
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: SHAFTRI can't help but feel sorry for him.

Agreed. I watched Three Kings tonight. Have people learned nothing from that scene?

What scene?

the scene near the beginnign where all of the soldiers are dancing....
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on November 30, 2003, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: meatball
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: SHAFTRI can't help but feel sorry for him.

Agreed. I watched Three Kings tonight. Have people learned nothing from that scene?

What scene?

The wire is wrapped under Troy's chin around his other ear.

                        INTERROGATOR
              My main man. Tell me something,
              OK? What is problem with Michael
              Jackson?

                        TROY
              What do you mean?

                        INTERROGATOR
              The King of Pop. 'I'm bad, I'm
              bad, you know it --'

                        TROY
              Yeah, Michael Jackson.

                        INTERROGATOR
              He is fahking the small boys, man.

                        TROY
              What are you talking about?

                        INTERROGATOR
              He come to Egypt with the small
              boys. I see picture in newspaper,
              always he is with the small boys
              in the hotel window. Hello with
              the white glove. I am King of Pop
              in my hotel with the small boys.
              No girls. Just the boys.

                        TROY
              He likes kids.

                        INTERROGATOR
              Yeah, he like to fahk them up the
              ass.

                        TROY
              Bullshit.

    Troy is smashed in the face with a clipboard.  He looks
    angry, and like he could cry at the same time.

                        INTERROGATOR
              You are the blind bullshit, my
              main man.  It is so obvious he
              like the small boy so he all the
              time travel with them.

                        TROY
              Fine.

                        INTERROGATOR
              And if it really true? You say --

                        TROY
              I say it's sick.

                        INTERROGATOR
              That's because you got a sick
              country, bro, you got no respect
              for the children. That's why you
              bomb them over here, right?

                        TROY
              I don't think so.

                        INTERROGATOR
              Michael Jackson is Pop King of
              sick fahking country.

                        TROY
              Wrong.

    Troy is smashed in the face with the clip board.  Blood drips
    from his nose.

                        INTERROGATOR
              Bullshit wrong, dude. A black man
              make the skin white and the hair
              straight. You know why?

                        TROY
              No.

                        INTERROGATOR
              Your sick fahking country make the
              black man hate hisself, just like
              you hate the Arab and the children
              you bomb.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jake_82 on November 30, 2003, 01:09:37 AM
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Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: SHAFTR on November 30, 2003, 01:11:39 AM
Well, he was a child star.  His childhood wasn't very good.  He has never been out of the lime light. He is on top of the world and than he gets the skin disease.  The black artist turns white.

I'm still not sure if he's a pedophile or not.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on November 30, 2003, 01:20:40 AM
It's a funny little coincidence that when programs in other countries are showing anti-Bush programs on CNN, the U.S. version of CNN is reporting about an sexual assault case featuring Michael Jackson.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reinhold on November 30, 2003, 01:39:43 AM
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RAC: B
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 30, 2003, 01:41:22 AM
SEX: M
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reinhold on November 30, 2003, 01:43:13 AM
good call, neon.

Quote from: CinephileIt's a funny little coincidence that when programs in other countries are showing anti-Bush programs on CNN, the U.S. version of CNN is reporting about an sexual assault case featuring Michael Jackson.

it's all the same thing, really. if anything, US CNN is worse. jackson is so anti-bush that screws little boys.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Ravi on November 30, 2003, 01:59:42 AM
Quote from: CinephileIt's a funny little coincidence that when programs in other countries are showing anti-Bush programs on CNN, the U.S. version of CNN is reporting about an sexual assault case featuring Michael Jackson.

Fox News also covered this extensively, with Heidi Fleiss of all people as one of the commentators.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on November 30, 2003, 02:01:57 AM
Quote from: Ravi
Quote from: CinephileIt's a funny little coincidence that when programs in other countries are showing anti-Bush programs on CNN, the U.S. version of CNN is reporting about an sexual assault case featuring Michael Jackson.

Fox News also covered this extensively, with Heidi Fleiss of all people as one of the commentators.
That's right. I should've just said "our media" since its its on every station and not solely CNN. But I don't know what other stations around the world are showing anti-Bush protests so I just reduced it all to "CNN."
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gold Trumpet on November 30, 2003, 01:25:53 PM
I really care little for the man. For the crime, I can't prove anything but from everything I've read about it, he likely does a lot of the shit he is accused of.

Artistically, he's been on repeat mode since 'Thriller'. He's the studio's best riend in that he changes little about his music and art, but only his style to just keep up with what's important, fashion. I think he is second to Madonna in being the most overrated pop musician ever.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 30, 2003, 02:00:53 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
                        INTERROGATOR
              You are the blind bullshit, my
              main man.  It is so obvious he
              like the small boy so he all the
              time travel with them.

The stuff about kids didn't make it to the final cut, though.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on November 30, 2003, 02:05:54 PM
i am failing to see the politcal undertones of that scene that are suppose to make me feel sympathetic for this weirdo.  Seriously...i read it, and think...see, the rest of the world thinks he is a freak too.  send him to his own little island as if he were a leper.  whether he did it or not, the guy is a fruit with monkeys...and it's pathetic that it's a headlining story.  

he does not live within the confines of something called reality...now maybe he will have to face some.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 30, 2003, 02:11:46 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjji read it, and think...see, the rest of the world thinks he is a freak too.

Try watching it. It makes more sense in context, and the final version is trimmed down.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on November 30, 2003, 02:20:14 PM
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanTry watching it.
i have seen it too...though it's been awhile, am still failing to see how it is anything more than truth...he is a freak, and it's pathetic that americans look to him as an icon.  

i am being serious, help me out here....what am i missing?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on November 30, 2003, 03:22:03 PM
"I've seen sexier legos than JACKO" -GDIDM
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: freakerdude on December 01, 2003, 06:05:05 PM
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI really care little for the man.
He's a fucking pedophile (OK, I'll edit this and say probable ped)........pedophiles are the first ones to get raped and shanked in prison. They are the most hated by prisoners.

I have no feelings for a sick fuck like that. If he wasn't rich, he'd be in jail and dead by now.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: molly on December 01, 2003, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: freakerdude
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI really care little for the man.
He's a fucking pedophile........pedophiles are the first ones to get raped and shanked in prison. They are the most hated by prisoners.

I have no feelings for a sick fuck like that. If he wasn't rich, he'd be in jail and dead by now.

his wierd behaviour about children doesn't mean that he is a pedophile.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on December 01, 2003, 06:57:55 PM
nobody knows for sure if he actually IS a pedophile. that's how I stand on this whole issue. so whether we classify him as one or not, any classification would be ignorant. do I think he's got some majorly screwed up issues? yes. could this have been avoided if he wasn't so weird? YES. it's not like its everyone elses fault.... i don't think anybody TOLD HIM to dangle his child over a balcony.
at the end of the day, pedophile or not, jacko is fuckin' wacko.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: freakerdude on December 01, 2003, 07:30:33 PM
His weird behavior with one other boy cost him $20 millon. I would personally say it was a lot more than just that to drop 20M for hush money.

Everyone can have their opinions but the history is pretty clear to me. Guess what? California's Child Abuse laws were changed b/c of Michael Jackson's buy off in 1993. The defendent can drop the charges but the state has to bring forth the charges and can also force the child to testify.

legal def. for pedophilia - sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object

Time and money will tell, but he's practically on the verge of being broke. And money won't make it dissappear, it will all be up to his lawyer's abilities.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on December 01, 2003, 08:38:30 PM
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My main man. Tell me something, okay? What is the problem with Michael Jackson?


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What do you mean?


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What is the problem with Michael Jackson? You understand my question?


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No, I'm not sure I do.


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The King of Pop. "woo-hoo. eee-hee."


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Yeah, Michael Jackson.


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He come to Egypt. I see picture in newspaper. "Hello" with the white glove.
I'm Michael Jackson in my hotel room... with my chop-up face. Your country make him chop up his face.


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I don't think so.


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Michael Jackson is Pop King of sick fucking country.


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That's bullshit. He did it to himself.


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*smack*


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You are the blind bullshit, my main man. It is obvious.
A black man made the skin white and the hair straight, and you know why?


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No.


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You sick fucking country make the black man hate his self
just like you hate the Arab and the children you bomb over here.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 01, 2003, 08:43:51 PM
I have no idea where that's from, and it's hilarious anyway.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on December 01, 2003, 09:06:49 PM
Three Kings, were you joking? They've mentioned this already. But it's not the only evidence to support Jackson... its just a really good message about the whole perception of things.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 01, 2003, 09:26:30 PM
Guess I missed them saying it was the 3 Kings reference, sorry.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: freakerdude on December 01, 2003, 09:38:22 PM
It was MacGuffin who posted it on the second page. But using the frames along with the dialogue was definitely very very funny.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on December 01, 2003, 09:41:30 PM
Quote from: freakerdudeframes along with the dialogue was definitely very very funny.
made me understand it...shit.  thxs JB.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on December 01, 2003, 09:44:49 PM
I personally don't see the humour in it.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Sleuth on December 01, 2003, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: CinephileI personally don't see the humour in it.

Yeah, it's not funny, it sort of disturbs me, but Walrus obviously hasn't seen the movie so he doesn't know the context it's in.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on December 01, 2003, 09:52:41 PM
I saw the film back when it was released and I've always thought it was haunting dialogue.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 01, 2003, 09:54:23 PM
Nope.  Haven't seen it.  Should I?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on December 01, 2003, 09:55:26 PM
Yes. It's a great, great movie.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on December 02, 2003, 05:54:00 AM
it occurs very close to the turning point of mark's character, when we sympathize with the other dude.

it's an important line in getting us to see a very true perception from the other side of american culture, then shoving the oil down his throat seals the deal.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: godardian on December 02, 2003, 12:57:27 PM
Michael Jackson is to pop music what Steven Spielberg is to film.

Therefore, long before he became so odd and criminal and freakish, I despised him and what he stands for.

I've never heard anything human, any personality, in his music; therefore, unlike, say, Kraftwerk, who meticulously constructed an inhuman sound and tone as its own kind of pathos, Michael Jackson completely fails on his own terms. Every time I see Clay fucking Aiken, I think, "There. That's the sum of what Michael Jackson has contributed to music. That horrible, empty, glee-club 'Gee, folks! I'm an entertainer! Let's dance 'n sing 'n put on a show!' ideology." A real live Mickey Mouse doll for the world to embrace.

Actually, now that his Kingship has been irrevocably taken away, I find him more intriguing than ever before, if only because he's taking that harmless, sexless, pointless image of his- the one this ever-more-conformist world of ours seemed to crave- and shoving it back down the throat of the machine that made him.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: TheVoiceOfNick on December 02, 2003, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: godardianThat horrible, empty, glee-club 'Gee, folks! I'm an entertainer! Let's dance 'n sing 'n put on a show!' ideology." A real live Mickey Mouse doll for the world to embrace.

If we didn't have that kind of stuff though, the world would be a pretty sad place... I for one believe that crappy "dance 'n sing" entertainment has its place in the world... its not about being artsy fartsy all of the time... sometimes i love the mindless joyfulness of upbeat crappy pop music...
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: aclockworkjj on December 02, 2003, 01:16:32 PM
do you think billie jean was a guy or a girl?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: TheVoiceOfNick on December 02, 2003, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjjdo you think billie jean was a guy or a girl?

Hahaha!  I think that was an intentionally ambiguous name... but he says it in the song "she's just a girl..."

Nick
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: godardian on December 02, 2003, 01:23:05 PM
Quote from: TheVoiceOfNickI for one believe that crappy "dance 'n sing" entertainment has its place in the world.

Oh, so do I. I just think that that place should hardly be at the top of the heap and deserving of the utmost adulation and devotion, with the ringleader crowned the "king" of things. That's what I resist with every cell in my brain and bone in my body.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: meatball on December 07, 2003, 07:45:18 PM
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Age progressed Michael Jackson if he never altered himself.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Alethia on December 07, 2003, 09:23:07 PM
so so so sad
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Sigur Rós on December 14, 2003, 02:55:50 PM
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I know this is 'yesterday' but it's still funny.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ©brad on December 14, 2003, 07:49:04 PM
i think that's kinda fucked up.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reinhold on December 14, 2003, 08:39:37 PM
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I know this is 'yesterday' but it's still funny.


i don't appreciate the unauthorized circulation of my image, sigur.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on February 28, 2004, 12:40:02 AM
Michael's Wal-Mart Misadventure

Michael Jackson's not just any Wal-Mart shopper.

On Tuesday in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, he was the one in the pulled-down ski mask.

The entertainer's outdoor-gone-indoor fashion choice prompted a call to local police from a skittish employee, the singer's camp said Friday.

Publicist Raymone Bain said the worker didn't know the ski-mask wearer was Jackson. She said Wal-Mart employees were on alert because of a rash of robberies in recent years.

"It was just something that has been happening quite often," Bain said. "[Jackson] was not targeted."

Police cleared up the mystery of the masked man when a cruiser pulled up alongside Jackson's car in the Wal-Mart parking lot and asked the covered passenger to remove his disguise. When Jackson revealed himself to be Jackson, he was allowed to go on his way, Bain said.

Jackson, currently facing child-molestation charges in California, was neither arrested nor detained. "It was just a simple procedure," Bain said.

Even though Jackson's headgear led to a police response, the rep said she was told by local authorities that it's not unusual for persons in chilly Colorado to wear ski masks indoors.

It's certainly not unusual for Jackson to cover up--the 45-year-old has long been partial to surgical masks. Last May, he showed up in a California congressman's office in a Spider-Man mask, the better to inquire as to the whereabouts of the nearest Taco Bell.

At Wal-Mart, the formerly chart-topping pop star was accompanied on his shopping trip by security personnel, Bain said.

Jackson is in Colorado on an Aspen snow vacation with his three children; the eldest two are reputedly the subject of a legal dispute with ex-wife Debbie Rowe.

"They've been having a great time," Bain said of Jackson and his brood.

Earlier this week, Jackson released a statement denying a rumor he was in Aspen for a rehab stay.

Jackson's child-molestation case, meanwhile, is on hiatus until April 2, when a start date is to be set for his preliminary hearing.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: phil marlowe on February 28, 2004, 03:34:57 AM
ha ha we wan't that bio pic. so much potential
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Sigur Rós on February 28, 2004, 04:04:45 AM
Quote from: phil marloweha ha we wan't that bio pic. so much potential

Go Hallmark!
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on May 26, 2004, 02:48:56 PM
The Lost Children
by Michael Jackson


We pray for our fathers, pray for our mothers
Wishing our families well
We sing songs for the wishing, of those who are kissing
But not for the missing

So this one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home

When you sit there addressing, counting your blessings
Biding your time
When you lay me down sleeping and my heart is weeping
Because I'm keeping a place

So this one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home

For all the lost children
This is for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home
Home with their fathers,
Snug close and warm, loving their mothers
I see the door simply wide open
But no one can find thee

So this one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home

So pray for all the lost children
Let's pray for all the lost children
Just think of all the lost children, wishing them well
This is for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
Just think of all the lost children
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: NEON MERCURY on May 26, 2004, 09:30:54 PM
We Are The World
-Michael Jackson


There comes a time, when we hear a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying, and it's time to lend a hand.
To life the greatest gift of all
We can't go on, pretending day by day
That someone somewhere will soon make a change
We are all part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know that love is all we need
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true, we'll make a better day just you and me.
Send them your heart, so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us, by turning stones to bread.
So that we all must lend a helping hand.
We are the world......
When you're  down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let's realise
That a change can only come
When we stand together as one
We are the world......
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Ravi on May 31, 2004, 10:23:35 PM
Wanna Be Starting Something


I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)

I took my baby to the doctor
With a fever, but nothing he found
By the time this hit the street
They said she had a breakdown
Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin'
Talkin', squealin', lyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)

You love to pretend that you're good
When you're always up to no good
You really can't make him hate her
So your tongue became a razor
Someone's always tryin' to keep my baby cryin'
Treacherous, cunnin', declinin'
You got my baby cryin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable
Still they hate you, you're a vegetable
You're just a buffet, you're a vegetable
They eat off of you, you're a vegetable

Billie Jean is always talkin'
When nobody else is talkin'
Tellin' lies and rubbin' shoulders
So they called her mouth a motor
Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin'
Talkin', squealin', spyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable
Still they hate you, you're a vegetable
You're just a buffet, you're a vegetable
They eat off of you, you're a vegetable

If you can't feed your baby (yeah, yeah)
Then don't have a baby (yeah, yeah)
And don't think maybe (yeah, yeah)
If you can't feed your baby (yeah, yeah)
You'll be always tryin'
To stop that child from cryin'
Hustlin', stealin', lyin'
Now baby's slowly dyin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)

Lift your head up high
And scream out to the world
I know I am someone
And let the truth unfurl
No one can hurt you now
Because you know what's true
Yes, I believe in me
So you believe in you
Help me sing it, ma ma se,
Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on May 31, 2004, 10:32:40 PM
Ben

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I’ll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You’ve got a friend in me
(you’ve got a friend in me)

Ben, you’re always running here and there
(here and there)
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
(anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And don’t like what you find
There’s something you should know
You’ve got a place to go
(you’ve got a place to go)

I used to say, "i" and "me"
Now it’s "us", now it’s "we"
(I used to say, "i" and "me")
(now it’s "us", now it’s "we")

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don’t listen to a word they say
They don’t see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I’m sure they’d think again
If they had a friend like ben
(a friend)
Like ben
(like ben)
Like ben
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Myxo on January 17, 2005, 10:56:33 AM
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Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ©brad on January 17, 2005, 02:32:02 PM
that's the scariest fuckin' thing i've ever seen.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Myxo on March 15, 2005, 11:09:53 PM
casper the friendly ghost

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050315%2Fcapt.mjt03203152355.michael_jackson_mjt032.jpg&hash=8f4660b9606e9b543efa658a9d0e543a0536b1c6)
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Myxo on June 10, 2005, 04:04:07 PM
They opened a website for the more than 2,200 journalists in the city of Santa Maria.

www.eatmj.com

What a zoo that case has become. The media focus is larger than OJ + Scott Peterson combined.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on June 10, 2005, 10:08:20 PM
If he is found innocent I will move to another country
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reinhold on June 10, 2005, 11:05:37 PM
myxo's double posts look awesome because of the avatar.

andy-- do you live in america?

edit: what was the image that i was talking about at the top of this page? i totally don't remember this thread.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on June 10, 2005, 11:36:57 PM
Triumph messing with the Jackson fans ranked right up there when he messed with the Star Wars fans.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Stefen on June 11, 2005, 12:02:58 AM
Hook a chicano up with a link, Mac!!! "Which one of these buttons calls your little brother to come pick you up?" haha Smigel rules. What was it originally broadcast on? Conan?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on June 11, 2005, 02:45:49 AM
Quote from: Stefen Posts DrunkerHook a chicano up with a link, Mac!!! "Which one of these buttons calls your little brother to come pick you up?" haha Smigel rules. What was it originally broadcast on? Conan?

I don't have a link. It was on last night's episode with Russell Crowe.

Clueless groupie: I was here when he came in his pajamas...
Triumph: He came in his pajamas?
Clueless groupie: Yes.
Triumph: That's exactly what the prosecution was trying to prove.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on June 11, 2005, 08:45:47 AM
Quote from: Reinhold Messner

andy-- do you live in america?


yup!
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: mogwai on June 13, 2005, 10:12:23 AM
triumph the dog at the jacko trial (http://gorillamask.net/triumphjacko.shtml)
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on June 13, 2005, 11:22:41 AM
Direct link (http://gorillamask.net/Media/triumphjacko.mov)
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on June 13, 2005, 11:24:53 AM
Quote from: Gamblor Posts DrunkDirect link (http://gorillamask.net/Media/triumphjacko.mov)

That redirects to Google.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on June 13, 2005, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: Walrus
Quote from: Gamblor Posts DrunkDirect link (http://gorillamask.net/Media/triumphjacko.mov)

That redirects to Google.

Well damn you're right. It was useful for me, because the webpage just quit downloading in the middle of it.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on June 13, 2005, 04:18:18 PM
NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!

Michael Jackson Acquitted of Molesting Boy

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - A jury acquitted Michael Jackson on Monday of molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor at his Neverland ranch, vindicating the pop star who insisted he was the victim of mother-and-son con artists and a prosecutor with a vendetta.

A caravan of black SUVs delivered Jackson, wearing a black suit and flanked by family members, to the courthouse. Jackson was greeted by "Michael, innocent" chants as he walked into the courthouse.

The jury, which listened to 14 weeks of testimony and arguments, deliberated over seven days before sending word of a verdict at about 12:30 p.m.

The announcement came shortly after Judge Rodney S. Melville issued a statement saying that the jury asked and withdrew a question Monday morning. He also confirmed that on Friday the jury had a read-back of testimony and there were four meetings in chambers with attorneys. News organizations had filed motions seeking information on such developments.

Jackson, 46, is charged with molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor in 2003, plying him with wine and conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive to get them to rebut a damaging television documentary.

In the documentary, "Living With Michael Jackson," Jackson held hands with the boy and told interviewer Martin Bashir that he let children into his bed but it was innocent and non-sexual.

Jackson, who climbed to fame with the Jackson 5 and dominated pop music in the 1980s with the powerhouse "Thriller" and other albums, was portrayed at trial as a pedophile who lured boys into his bed at his fairytale Neverland ranch. The defense called the accuser and his family con artists.

Jackson's career began to lose its luster after 1993 allegations of child molestation that ended with a multimillion-dollar civil settlement paid to a boy, and his lifestyle, two marriages, and drastic changes in appearance became fodder for "Wacko Jacko" tabloid headlines.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Fernando on June 13, 2005, 04:20:17 PM
Quote from: andykalIf he is found innocent I will move to another country

Pack your bags my friend.  :yabbse-wink:
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on June 13, 2005, 04:28:30 PM
I WILL

There is no justice in this fucking country... OJ free, Kobe free, MJ free... Bush is the president... what the fuck is going on???
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Stefen on June 13, 2005, 04:36:44 PM
I could care less. But I kind of wanted to see him in jail just cause I think it would have been funny.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Brazoliange on June 13, 2005, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: andykalI WILL

There is no justice in this fucking country... OJ free, Kobe free, MJ free... Bush is the president... what the fuck is going on???

truth
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: life_boy on June 13, 2005, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: andykalThere is no justice in this fucking country... OJ free, Kobe free, MJ free...

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Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on June 13, 2005, 06:30:03 PM
hahahaha. except that theory breaks down cos MJ's not black..

still, good point.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: meatball on June 13, 2005, 06:52:55 PM
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Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: matt35mm on June 13, 2005, 07:36:56 PM
Was I the only one rooting for "Innocent?"

I don't think he's guilty.  I think he's a little retarded, and lives in La-La Land, but I don't think he's a pedophile.  I always thought that, more likely than him being a pedophile, that it was just people taking advantage of him, because look at him--wouldn't YOU take advantage of him?  You know that accusing him of something like this would be a giant media circus and that he has would have to fork over lots and lots of money, should he be found guilty.

Who wouldn't take advantage of a washed up, apparently rich-ass (but actually massively in debt) mildly retarded freakozoid?  It's the American Dream!
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on June 13, 2005, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: matt35mmWho wouldn't take advantage of a washed up, apparently rich-ass (but actually massively in debt) mildly retarded freakozoid?  It's the American Dream!
totally, that's probably what happened. i never thought he was really guilty cos i always figured i woulda done the same as the kid.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on June 13, 2005, 10:25:14 PM
I wanted him to be innocent, but when the jury didn't even bother with a guilty for giving the kids alcohol, I got kinda pissed.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on June 13, 2005, 10:41:14 PM
That jury was bullshit... stupid people of America... this country is going to hell faster than all of us
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Thrindle on June 14, 2005, 12:03:09 AM
I'm with Andykal on this one.  The verdict was ridiculous, and yet another disappointment.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 14, 2005, 01:40:59 AM
For andyk and those who prefer to assume guilt... How much do you really know about this case? How much time did you spend in the courtroom examining the evidence?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Stefen on June 14, 2005, 01:57:23 AM
JB will defend anything. He don't give a shit. He's helping people. I applaud you Jb.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: grand theft sparrow on June 14, 2005, 09:45:09 AM
More than anything, the verdict was an act of mercy.  That man wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in jail, if he didn't kill himself before getting there.

I never expected any verdict but the one that was handed down yesterday; anyone who really expected him to go to jail was kidding themselves.  America likes their crazies on the outside.  If they can generate more cash on the outside than it would cost to incarcerate them, they're free to go.  However, this is all assuming that he actually did everything he was accused of, which, in the eyes of the law, he didn't.

Not to mention that it was the most expedient way of getting him out of our faces.  Now, the networks can go back to reporting on other stories that will make us forget that our government is fucking the world.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Fernando on June 14, 2005, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: matt35mmWas I the only one rooting for "Innocent?"


Quote from: Pubricki never thought he was really guilty


Quote from: GamblorI wanted him to be innocent


Yep, I was rooting for not guilty.

Quote from: andykalThat jury was bullshit... stupid people of America... this country is going to hell faster than all of us

Quote from: thrindleI'm with Andykal on this one. The verdict was ridiculous, and yet another disappointment.

Quote from: JBFor andyk and those who prefer to assume guilt... How much do you really know about this case? How much time did you spend in the courtroom examining the evidence?

You might be right here JB, I for one was familiar with the case, I mean I saw some of E!'s MJ trial reenactments, and read some during the trial, so, I think Mesereau slained the prosecution and their witnesses, they pretty often contradicted themselves when was Mesereau's turn and so they lost a lot of credibility, also, yesterday on Larry King and other shows, 'experts' were saying that more than think that MJ has never done something wrong, this case in particular was really bad handled and that the prosecution chose the wrong family to take MJ to trial, although Tom Sneddon assured that MJ's past didn't influenced a bit and that it was the family of the kid who aproached him, or more accurate, he was handed their case and thought they had one.

Now, you can disagree or agree with all I said but the jury IMO did a fair judgement, although I was a little surprised that he was cleared of all counts, I thought that he could have been guilty of some of the minor ones like serving alcohol to the kid.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on June 16, 2005, 02:42:59 PM
Jackson to Get Real?

Michael Jackson is wheeling and dealing. Michael Jackson's accuser is just plain dealing.

That's the tale of the two camps as life goes on in the wake of the pop star's acquittal on child molestation and other charges.

According to Wednesday's Hollywood Reporter, a Jackson family friend and a top Hollywood talent agency are pitching a six-party reality-TV series to star the entertainer, his parents and assorted siblings.

The project is said to show how the famed clan dealt with the months following Jackson's November 2003 arrest. Interestingly, according to the Reporter, the series was on the drawing board even before Jackson's sweeping courtroom victory on Monday. Networks such as ABC and Fox heard the pitch last week, but so far there have been takers.

Jackson family spokeswoman Angel Howansky could not immediately confirm or deny the report. Jackson himself has not been seen in public since somberly exiting the Santa Maria, California, courthouse a free man.

If the TV deal goes--and there was no indication that anybody had bitten yet--Jackson would join the likes of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey as pop stars gone reality stars. He would be the first, however, to attempt the transition with more baggage than even Spears could cram into a limo.

Another consideration: One of the last times Jackson let TV cameras follow him around, the result was Living with Michael Jackson, the 2003 Martin Bashir documentary that put Jackson's lifestyle back under the microscope and led to the charges against him.

The boy seen holding Jackson's hand in the Bashir documentary is the same boy whose allegations prompted the indictment and trial. Now 15, the boy is said to be puzzled by jurors' reaction to his testimony about being molested by Jackson at Neverland Ranch in 2003.

"He's very down," prosecutor Tom Sneddon said on Wednesday's Today. "He's having a very difficult time understanding why people didn't believe him."

The Drudge Report had a different take, briefly publishing a grainy photo supposedly of the boy "having a ball" the day after the verdicts. (Actually, the boy looked like he was having a sit.)

Tuesday on MSNBC, Sneddon said he urged the boy, a cancer survivor, to play his sports, keep "his chin up" and "be a good person."

"[I told him] that he was a very courageous young man and that he had done the right thing," Sneddon said.

Sneddon's pep talk could have applied to himself, as well. The longtime Santa Barbara County District Attorney has been criticized for pinning the case against Jackson on the accusations of a family with a checkered past. After the verdicts were announced, juror after juror said the family--especially the mother--wasn't credible. Sneddon quickly rejected the notion that he picked the "wrong" family. But two days later, his team was still defending its strategy.

"She behaves as she behaves. This is her. She does snap her fingers when she talks to you," deputy D.A. Ronald J. Zonen said of the mother on NBC's Today. (Finger-snapping was one of the mother's crimes on the stand, according to one Jackson juror.)

Outside the Santa Maria courthouse, meanwhile, crews were busy disassembling the media encampment.

"A lot of cabling," Robert P. Hatch, president and CEO of the Santa Maria Valley Chamber of Commerce said. "It's sort of layered onto itself, and they're trying to find out whose is whose."

By the end of the week, Hatch predicted, it'll be like the thousand-plus reporters and camera people were never there.

Looks like the courthouse is the lucky one.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 26, 2005, 04:18:46 PM
pubrick:  if a gardener molested YOUR son would you care then?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on June 26, 2005, 11:50:43 PM
what? michael jackson is a gardener and i hav children now?

great argument there, tard.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reinhold on June 27, 2005, 12:25:30 AM
i don't think he's capable of maliciously hurting somebody.

i have no doubt that some inappropriate shit went on, but i sincerely doubt that he's guilty in this most recent case.

i think he belongs in a hospital.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Myxo on June 27, 2005, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: Pubrickwhat? michael jackson is a gardener and i hav children now?

great argument there, tard.

brutal
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 10:45:01 AM
pubrick, it's only hair you're growing down there.  don't be afraid, these mood swings that you're feeling that make you instantly argumentative are normal for pubescent little boys.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Gamblour. on June 27, 2005, 10:59:12 AM
Ok, maybe I'll be avoiding Ireland while I'm abroad.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 12:04:06 PM
yeah there's no oil here...
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on June 27, 2005, 12:09:55 PM
seriously man, you're a douchebag.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 12:16:22 PM
why what did i do?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: cine on June 27, 2005, 12:18:27 PM
you made a douchebag remark, thats all.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 12:20:43 PM
douchebag!!  that's soooo american...
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 12:27:56 PM
Pubrick, can we kiss and make up?  I'm sorry.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Kal on June 27, 2005, 12:44:10 PM
what the hell is going on here... is this thread about michael jackson or you other freaks?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on June 27, 2005, 01:32:32 PM
finlayr was molested as a child. finds my name disturbing. freudian, i think..
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 02:01:37 PM
oh, so you're pissed about your sacred gay geeky name then?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on June 27, 2005, 02:06:14 PM
dude. just stop being a fucking idiot. there, it can't get clearer than that. this isn't a chatroom, so if u want to talk shit to me just PM me. do u know how to work that function? u are probably one of the most retarded internet personas i have ever encountered. u should feel proud.
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: finlayr on June 27, 2005, 02:10:27 PM
i know you are but what am I?
Title: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: MacGuffin on June 27, 2005, 03:35:22 PM
Michael Jackson thanks fans who 'dried my tears'

NEW YORK (Reuters) - In his first public statement since being acquitted of child sex abuse charges, Michael Jackson thanked his fans for the love and support he said "dried my tears" during the four-month trial.

In a statement posted on his Web site (www.mjjsource.com) on Sunday, Jackson said he could not have made it through "without God, my children, my family and you, my fans."

"You were there when I really needed you. I will never forget you. Your ever-present love held me, dried my tears, and carried me through," he said in the statement, which was signed "love, Michael Jackson."

Jackson, 46, was cleared two weeks ago of all charges in the sex abuse trial that had threatened to destroy his career and send him to prison for nearly two decades.

He had been charged with 10 counts of lewd acts with a child, giving a minor alcohol and conspiring to commit child abduction, extortion and false imprisonment.

Hundreds of fans had camped outside the Santa Maria, California, courthouse to show their support for the entertainer during the trial. The verdict, which was broadcast around the world, triggered a frenzy of relief and excitement among them.

"I will treasure your devotion and support forever. You are my inspiration," Jackson said.

On the day of the verdict, a posting on the same Web site showed a hand giving the V for victory sign as the words "The truth runs marathons" scrolled across the screen.

The site also described the verdict as a historic moment and compared it to such events as the fall of the Berlin Wall and the release from prison of South African anti-apartheid icon Nelson Mandela.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Ravi on March 10, 2006, 12:58:07 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4792028.stm


Dispute shuts down Jackson ranch

Californian authorities have ordered Michael Jackson to close his Neverland Ranch for failing to pay staff or renew their insurance policies.

The singer was fined $169,000 (£97,000) for not paying at least 30 staff since December and letting his employer's insurance policy lapse in January.

Animals in the ranch's zoo are to be cared for by the local authority.

Michael Jackson has been living in Bahrain since being acquitted on child sex abuse charges last June.

Under Californian law, anyone employing more than one person has to have what is known as a workers' compensation policy.

An order to stop operations at the ranch was served on a security guard at the front gate but officials were turned away when they asked to see the ranch's management.

All the workers have been told to stay away and the ranch operators given five days to appeal.

Legal threat

The Neverland Ranch sprawls over 1,100 hectares (2,800 acres) in central California and as well as the main home and zoo contains a theme park.

Animals at the zoo have included elephants, giraffes, snakes, orang-utans, tigers and a crocodile.

Dean Fryer, spokesman for the state's department of industrial relations, said that Mr Jackson could reopen the ranch by obtaining workers' compensation insurance.

However, he may face legal action by the state if he fails to pay the back wages, Mr Fryer added.

The department was alerted after a Neverland employee making an unpaid-wage claim remarked that a co-worker had been injured at work and was unsure about filing a claim due to the lapsed insurance.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 06, 2011, 11:26:05 PM
Wow. This thread title does seem in bad taste now, doesn't it? Oh well. Moving along...

A resurrected Michael Jackson destroys the universe in a blazing spectral rage

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Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Reel on November 08, 2011, 02:52:32 AM
Dr. Conrad Murray found guilty in Michael Jackson's death (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/08/us/doctor-found-guilty-in-michael-jacksons-death.html)
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Stefen on November 08, 2011, 03:59:07 AM
Shit happens.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Michael Jackson?
Post by: Pubrick on November 08, 2011, 06:38:15 AM
That iPhone excerpt bit at the end is amazing.

It pretty much redeems MJ.

And maybe the iPhone.