I'm sick of the following impressions from people who think they're funny:
ghetto thug
perky califronia girl
gay dude with a lisp
and I'm sick of traffic stories, I just don't think driving is all that funny, but people love telling traffic related stories.
now it's your turn. let it all out.
I'm tired of black people doing routines about white people, cause if it was the other way around there would be trouble. For the record im hispanic so as a minority im allowed to say this, if any of you suburbanite crackas agree with me you're in for a world of hell.
Some people can make fun of white people well... so I don't mind that as much.
Sick of:
-Comedians whose acts consist of mainly (or only) doing impersonations of thier ethnic parents.
- Comedians who think that a joke is strong enough to come back to over and over throughout the act... especially if the joke wasn't that good to start with.
- ANY Aarnold Scharzeneggar impersonation that lasts more than two seconds.
Quote from: RegularKarateANY Aarnold Scharzeneggar impersonation that lasts more than two seconds.
NOW, they are not funny. A few months ago, some were funny, like conan's
Conan's one of the exceptions... his impersonations (and most of the ones done on his show) sound nothing like the person being impersonated.
Conan does the same stuff every night. with the dance where he cuts the string, jumping in and out of the shot, "stay cool my babies" i love conan, but it gets old.
Quote from: Stefenim hispanic
YOU'RE HISPANIC?? OMG, WTF, LOL, IMHO, etc.
I'm half-Asian if that makes you feel any better.
Margaret Cho does a good Perky California Girl and she absolutely owns the Ethnic Mother impression. She's the only one who does it well but she does do it well.
Quote from: RegularKarate-Comedians whose acts consist of mainly (or only) doing impersonations of thier ethnic parents.
Comedians whose acts consist main of impersonations of celebrities.
Constant anger. Some people like Lewis Black and George Carlin have it down, but I've seen quite a few comics who are angry but not funny.
really bad sarcastic humor..[mo rocca]
stupid "crazy guy" humor...jack black
every single host on any "________ funniest videos"
that fat guy who talks like hes inhaling crack smoke and the guy w/ the gaps between his teeth and the one loose snaggle tooth who only appear on a Vh1 countdown or of the like type of show.........
......jimmy kimmel and andy dick and alec baldwin
thats all/./
Quote from: NEON MERCURYreally bad sarcastic humor..[mo rocca]
WHAT? that guy was edgy! he was Goon-ish!
- people talking about who they resemble
- i hate when i become aware of the number of times David Cross says fukin'
- the unbeliefable excess of Robin Williams Live on Broadway
A good deal of the people who "only appear on a Vh1 countdown or of the like type of show" are really funny people who don't have enough coverage yet. (though I haven't a clue who you're talking about specifically)
DC does say "fuckin" a lot, but he more than makes up for it.
- People who rely on thier gimic too much
- People who think just making funny faces is good stand up material
- Peope who release a cd, do four comedy specials, and tour for seven years all with the same 30 jokes.
- The entire Blue Collar Comedy tour
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- the unbeliefable excess of Robin Williams...
i think i can speak for everyone in that this guys act is the most overused and just plain annoying........his sh*t is so phucking unfunny and embarrasing its sad.....he reminds me of that guy in high school that sat next to you in history class and would make these stpuid jokes and keep turing around to look at you to see if you were laughing with him every 5 seconds...........
picolas, i think you may have the best choice next to RK and the arnie impersonations-thats very unfunny also......
BUT "gay dude w/ lisp" will always be funny b/c they [in hindsight] are doing really bad impersonnations of a womans voice....
and i would like to add wanda sykes...
There's this one guy who's done one or two stand-up shows for Comedy Central that I absolutely despise. When just seeing him on screen I am consumed in red hot seering hatred. He's the guy who starts to tell a joke, but by the end of it he either a) gets out of breath or b) thinks that what he's about to say is so funny he tries to hold back the laughter while still talking. And he does this for EVERY SINGLE JOKE, without fail. He's balding too. I think. And he looks like the dad on ALF, if that helps.
Anyone have any idea who this guy is?
Quote from: RegularKarateDC does say "fuckin" a lot, but he more than makes up for it.
yeah. totally. i just hate when it keeps coming up. it's like watching a sitcom and catching all the laugh tracks. or trying not to think of the white elephant.
Middle-aged guy complaining about his wife.
Quote from: ranemaka13There's this one guy who's done one or two stand-up shows for Comedy Central that I absolutely despise. When just seeing him on screen I am consumed in red hot seering hatred. He's the guy who starts to tell a joke, but by the end of it he either a) gets out of breath or b) thinks that what he's about to say is so funny he tries to hold back the laughter while still talking. And he does this for EVERY SINGLE JOKE, without fail. He's balding too. I think. And he looks like the dad on ALF, if that helps.
Anyone have any idea who this guy is?
Does he have a Southern and/or gay accent? Your description sounds familiar.
Quote from: NEON MERCURYi think i can speak for everyone in that this guys act is the most overused and just plain annoying........his sh*t is so phucking unfunny and embarrasing its sad.....he reminds me of that guy in high school that sat next to you in history class and would make these stpuid jokes and keep turing around to look at you to see if you were laughing with him every 5 seconds...........
I knew that kid. I
hated that kid.
Another overused routine: "...you might be a redneck."
As for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, I watched the "Git 'er done" guy's special, and it was not funny. Maybe it is a cultural thing. I thought Ron White was the best one on the BCC. Foxworthy and the other guy were okay.
Quote from: ranemaka13There's this one guy who's done one or two stand-up shows for Comedy Central that I absolutely despise. When just seeing him on screen I am consumed in red hot seering hatred. He's the guy who starts to tell a joke, but by the end of it he either a) gets out of breath or b) thinks that what he's about to say is so funny he tries to hold back the laughter while still talking. And he does this for EVERY SINGLE JOKE, without fail. He's balding too. I think. And he looks like the dad on ALF, if that helps.
Anyone have any idea who this guy is?
you sure it's holding back the laughter? 'cause there's a guy that kinda fits that description, but he sounds more like he's about to cry at every routine, biting on his knucles and such.
speaking of comedy central presents, I can't stand Dane Cook! I don't know why people love him so much. I hate routines where a guy talks about how crazy he acted to strangers and how the normal strangers react to his craziness. That shit is not funny unless there's a camera, and most time even that's barely funny.
Quote from: petespeaking of comedy central presents, I can't stand Dane Cook! I don't know why people love him so much. I hate routines where a guy talks about how crazy he acted to strangers and how the normal strangers react to his craziness. That shit is not funny unless there's a camera, and most time even that's barely funny.
Sweet sauce all over my body.
Quote from: RaviDoes he have a Southern and/or gay accent? Your description sounds familiar.
No accent that I can remember. Of course, I try to block out as much of that beast as I can.
Quote from: peteyou sure it's holding back the laughter? 'cause there's a guy that kinda fits that description, but he sounds more like he's about to cry at every routine, biting on his knucles and such.
It could possibly be seen as that. Gotta lead on 'im?
jeremy hotz.
old asian no speak engrish.
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Ha. I love him. He's "miserable."
What I cannot stand is the black comedians that talk about how different black and white people are. How their momma yelled all the time and they had to listen or they'd get a beatin'! Also the 'men-and-woman-are-SO-different' routine.
And the comedians that scream at you. As if the reason you are not laughing is because you could not hear. No, we can hear, you're just not funny.
Gah. Hyper-ness is another one. All over the stage...yelling, screaming, acting shit out. Damn, if your joke is not funny on it's own, and you have to act it out- you should find another career.
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That's not him!
My God, do you know what this means, Man?!
It means there's two of 'em out there!
The horror....the horror...
And I'd like to add the Sklar brothers and Amazing Jeremy or something.
i hate jokes about how men are lazy assholes.
interesting sidenote: they're usually told by southern men
Random Female Comedian : 'So last night my husband wants to have sex. 2 minutes later, when he's done [laughter], I start to talk to him and he's ASLEEP [insanity in the crowd] ... so then I go to the toilet, I sit down, and the seat was lifted ! [hilarity ensues]...'
Or anything that starts with : 'Have you ever noticed how men and women are different ! Here are a couple of hilarious differences that'll make you say : 'SO TRUE''
Quote from: ranemaka13
And I'd like to add the Sklar brothers and Amazing Jeremy or something.
The Amazing Johnathan?
Stories about being drunk or high are generally not interesting.
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What I cannot stand is the black comedians that talk about how different black and white people are.
remember in the simpsons when Homer wanted to be a standup and he wrote "white people have names like 'Lenny' and black people have names like 'Carl.'"
Quote from: Pas RapportRandom Female Comedian : 'So last night my husband wants to have sex. 2 minutes later, when he's done [laughter], I start to talk to him and he's ASLEEP [insanity in the crowd] ... so then I go to the toilet, I sit down, and the seat was lifted ! [hilarity ensues]...'
Probably the worst EVER.
Also, whenever any comedians have to dress up like women, fat people, fat women, white people, fat white people, fat white women, or the mentally handicapped. The only comedian in the last 20 years that has been able to play any of those roles and still be genuinely funny is Eddie Murphy, and even he couldn't do it anymore since his brother Charlie is now in possession of the Murphy Family Funny.
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Probably the worst EVER.
Also, whenever any comedians have to dress up like women, fat people, fat women, white people, fat white people, fat white women, or the mentally handicapped.
It is as if you were describing this Mexican comedian:
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Adal Ramones.
He used to make me laugh, 5 years ago. After two years of repeating the same jokes.... he got annoying. I hear he still does the same jokes.
Oh, and he's the owner of the Krispy Kreme franchise at Mexico.
George W. Bush as President of the United States
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Quote from: Pas RapportRandom Female Comedian : 'So last night my husband wants to have sex. 2 minutes later, when he's done [laughter], I start to talk to him and he's ASLEEP [insanity in the crowd] ... so then I go to the toilet, I sit down, and the seat was lifted ! [hilarity ensues]...''
The Simpsons was also onto this type of comedienne where a woman was doing stand-up to an audience of women. She just says, "Men," and the whole audience boos. Homer changes the channel right away and says, "Cancelled."
the Ozzy Osbourne impressions.
Quote from: Slick Shoesthe Ozzy Osbourne impressions.
because no one can beat the original.
Quote from: mogwaiQuote from: Slick Shoesthe Ozzy Osbourne impressions.
because no one can beat the original.
he's the worst offender.
Quote from: meatballGeorge W. Bush as President of the United States
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Heh! My favorite routine of his:
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Kills me every time!!!
Quote from: coffeebeetleGeorge W. Bush as President of the United States
He looks so like Rumsfeld in that picture. With the squinting and what not.
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hmm, you know if it wasnt for Bush reading his books upside down and backwards this picture could have a been a postcard of republican americana bliss:
notice the token foriegn girl set against a backdrop that includes the statue of liberty, the word "america" above her head like a halo..and the preamble to the constitution to her left while standing next to Bush while reading a book intitled america........
old white women talking jive, ebonics, street....
Quote from: classical gasold white women talking jive, ebonics, street....
Yeah, Airplane used that one all up.
yep....i had just seen that commercial for some cell phone company with the old white lady and all the elderly people behind her, acting as if they were at a block party....very unfunny.
Jokes about Mary and the virgin birth.
And I don't like cuss-words either!
Quote from: SleuthAnd I don't like cuss-words either!
No, I meant the jokes about Mary lying about being a virgin.
yeah... I hear that one all the time...
I'm also tired of jokes about people who are afraid of the ocean, but go on ocean cruises all the time with thier bald uncles.
ANDY DICK.
Quote from: hacksparrowAlso, whenever any comedians have to dress up like women, fat people, fat women, white people, fat white people, fat white women, or the mentally handicapped. The only comedian in the last 20 years that has been able to play any of those roles and still be genuinely funny is Eddie Murphy, and even he couldn't do it anymore since his brother Charlie is now in possession of the Murphy Family Funny.
I'd say The Kids in the Hall also did the "dress up like women" joke quite well.
Quote from: hacksparrowAlso, whenever any comedians have to dress up like women
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Heh! My favorite routine of his:
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Kills me every time!!!
I'd be great if it were actually true.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/bush.asp#bushbook
you know what I've realized tonight--
dane cook is a douchebag's comedian
joe rogan is a comedian's douchebag.
Kevin Hart's stand up needs improving he is def not the funniest man in America