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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2003, 03:06:24 PM »
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my god what a title

you know if i wasnt 3 years old at the time i would of come up with that title, that so screams me

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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2003, 03:09:59 PM »
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ohhh yes, very much indeed

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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2003, 06:13:22 PM »
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the little spermaid
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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2003, 06:20:34 PM »
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For some reason, turning little kids movies into porn titles seems wrong, but even funnier.

Booty and the Beast (I believe Al Bundy found it once)
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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2003, 10:42:42 PM »
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Harry Cooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

(on a side note, if I ever made a porn, when the money shot scenes occur, i would digitally add little rainbows over the nasty stuff)

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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2003, 11:21:25 AM »
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Hard Eight.

Hey, it lent itself.
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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2005, 04:55:42 PM »
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I posted this in Idle Chatter, but I just made these up.  I hope none of them actually exist...

Night of the Giving Head
Girl With The Pearl Necklace
Peeing On Malkovich
Scatface
Schindler's Fist
Kindergarten Cock
The Virgin Soon Decides
Star Whores: A New Ho
Citizen Came
Boyz In The Mood
Willy's Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory
Orifice Space
Remember the Tight Ones
Rin-Tin-Tin: Canine Cock
Twelve Hungry Men
The Wadfather
Cold Mountin'
Shaved!
Fill Bill
Men In Back
Spurticus
Gushmore
Blew The White Thing
Homocop
Sleazy Rider
Das Booty
Crams It With Wolves
Cherry Poppins
Piding Miss Daisy
Dr. Manlove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cum)
Oral Tenenbaums
Packing Brown
Three Men and a Baby
Donkey Punch Drunk Love
Balling Four Concubines
Gay Dicks Unloaded
You Got Serviced!
The Talented Fister, Ripley
Boning Mahoney
Deep 'n' Packed
White Men Can't Hump
Endless Hummer
The Cocks and the Hound
The Drilling Fields
Laid In Manhattan
Done In 60 Seconds
Rods In Generals
Monster Balls
The Italian Knob
Primal Queer
Mr. Holland's Anus
Tight Club
Bukkake Kid
Legend In Bagger's Pants
Swallow Man
Natural Porn Filmers
Pushing In
As Deep As It Gets
Not Without My Daughter
Forced Hump
Children of the Porn
Tranny Hall
Big Double In Little Vagina
Rectum for a Cream
Dragqueen Heart
Shag the Dog
Horny Old Men
Railing Arizona
Bone Erector
Porn Identity
Jacob's Splatter
Queer and Moaning In Las Vegas
Homo Alone 2: Tossed In New York
Pack Me If You Can
Load Drip
See Spot Cum
Queer Hunter
Rapes of Wrath
Loadbusters
With a Paddle
Elephantiasis Man
Bang the Butt Slowly
Pounding Mona
Snuff Actually
Making Ned Give In
MommyKnockers
Cream Catcher
Wet Dreams May Cum
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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2005, 05:00:46 PM »
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:bravo: I think some of those do exist!
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2005, 05:48:19 PM »
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I've seen Howard Stern and his "Lord of the Anal Ring Toss"..

Does that count?

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« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2005, 09:56:32 AM »
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Willy's Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory


Aha :-D
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« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2005, 11:51:09 AM »
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There's one that I saw on Cinemax a lot called "Lord of the G-Strings". Also there is one like Planet of the Apes with Porn but I dont remember the exact name.

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« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2005, 01:28:10 PM »
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star trek - the next penetration

the cum of all queers

gush hour

what lies beneath?

charlie's anal

peewee's mis-adventure

feeling john malkovich
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« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2005, 01:20:25 PM »
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There's one that I saw on Cinemax a lot called "Lord of the G-Strings". Also there is one like Planet of the Apes with Porn but I dont remember the exact name.


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« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2012, 05:52:37 PM »
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Jack Reach Around


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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2012, 09:51:15 PM »
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The Bald Knight Rises
Snow White & The Cuntsman
Cumopolis
Poonrise Reamdom
Rock Hard for Ages
Movie 69
A Good Day To Be Hard
The Lone Raper
Life of Hair Pie
Wreck-It Rough
Frankenweiner
Seven Nymphomaniacs
Ain't Them Bodies Taints
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