This Has Got To Be Some Kind Of Record

[Ravi]

[chainsmoking insomniac]

This is just frigging hilarious.  I'm laughing out loud right now.....

[bonanzataz]

Hmm, maybe From Clay To Rueben will do better.

go right ahead. steal jon stewart's jokes.

[ono]

Actually, that joke kind of writes itself; I'm sure we all had it on our minds.  I know I did.

[chainsmoking insomniac]

Heh-heh.  That didn't have John Stewart written all over it...seriously, it didn't.[/i]

[Derek237]

I think every single show has used that joke, but then again maybe it's not much of a joke. I'd actually like to see how that would turn out....

[MacGuffin]

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY TO JAIL?: Justin Guarini is in a boatload of trouble for nearly running over a girl with a personal watercraft at a Texas lake Saturday. According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, the 24-year-old former American Idol runner-up was ticketed for unsafe boat operation after he ran the watercraft up on shore, stopping a few feet short of a 5-year-old girl. (Maybe his hair got in the way.) Guarini was with five friends, including AI winner Kelly Clarkson — who he still insists is not his girlfriend. If convicted, he faces a fine of up to $2,000 and a maximum 180 days in jail. Rumor has it authorities are willing to drop all charges if he promises to immediately put an end to his singing and acting careers.

[sexterossa]

There is a thing called "15 minutes of fame"

and there running in the 14th

There is a thing called "15 minutes of fame" before an audience forgets, they have exceeded the time limit, and the studio wants/needs to keep their name out there.

Don't cut off my joke for a weaker one.

well it succeeded in creating the foundation for an even funnier joke than the other two.

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

What I think is sad is the underlying themes in Kelly Clarkson's music.  (since i follow it so avidly)  Her first song entitled "A Moment Like This" was about how a "special event" was happening.  The lyrics obviously stating how she's happy to win.  (Way to rub it in!) But then, her album title "Thankful" (which I'm sure any hack with a record deal is) has the other hit "Miss Independent" to show that she is, without a doubt a shining star on her own.

I was about to say "Too bad when she burns out" or something clever I would've spent around a minute on, but knowing pop culture she'll be hanging out for much longer than we wanted her female solo-O Town ass.

[Ravi]

"From CD Racks to Clearance Bin" is where they're going.

[Pubrick]

geez, can't u people elect anything right?

[Jake_82]

Speaking of fast DVD releases, anyone remember "The Real Cancun" from the end of April? Well I walked into the video store the other day and it was already out. I guess the really crappy movies are trying to get to video really quick before everyone completely forgets them.

[Alethia]

i have a special place in my heart for that film

[markums2k]

... it's really just an update of an old Frankie and Annette beach party movie--or a mid 60s Elvis film--with Justin and Kelly in the roles.  As such, it was not bad. The writers wisely chose to use time-tested plot elements and stock characterizations ... I thought this was FAR better than the Lizzie McGuire Movie ... Hey, I'd rather sit through this a second time than ADAPTATION or any PT Anderson film!

Are they serious?  Since when is From Justin to Kelly more acceptable than ANYTHING?  And since when is "time-tested plot elements" and "stock characterizations" a WISE decision??

I swear to fucking God, sometimes my country makes me want to vomit.

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

only sometimes?