Have you guys ever seen Freeway 2? Man, Gallo's cock is ginormous! No wonder he says whatever he wants to say.
How big is it?
I have this weird analogy on filmmakers and sluts.
Based on how much they expose themselves and their creative process and how much of their personality they reveal.
I guess it’s a Kubrickian thing. Kubrick was my fav director ever since I discovered him with Space Odyssey I was like 7 then that year my dad took me to see the newly released Full Metal Jacket. Anyway long story short. Kubrick was my big influence for a really long time. And I thought the whole recluse mysteriousness thing was awesome.
Every director has that mystery gene within them.
Just like girls have the hard to get thing.
So let’s give a few examples of filmmaker-nooky
Mallick and Kubrick – Every guys wet dream gals. No one knows where they live they give there phone numbers to no one. Never go to prom or any parties. (Oscars, Cannes etc) Some say they are just teasers and posers.
Tarkofsky and Bergman – The one you just fell deeply in love with when she gave you that look in Gym class. She has a rich boyfriend though.
Kevin Smith – Fat slutty girl with big boobs. Puts all the guys in a very long row and gives them all blow jobs. Your friend Tony the pimply computer-vampire comic geek lost his virginity with her.
Woody Allen – Ugly-sexy skinny intelectual chick. The best shag there is. She’s pretty slutty too. She quotes Thoreau as your both coming. And explains Kierkegaard as she bathes you…
Paul Thomas Anderson – She was known for not wearing panties to school. In her junior years she was really easy and screwed almost everyone. She was also the coolest gal to hang around with and very hot. Now she’s become more uptight and high-maintenance. Laughs at everything you say.
Vincent Gallo- So slutty you actually feel sorry. You do want to do her though. She wants to have sex with you and tape it and post it on the internet. She did it before (Brown Bunny) she cried.
Harmony Korine- The only girl you feel strangely uninhibited with. Years later she becomes your proctologist.
*The only director I would accept his cock projected on screen and not consider him a slut is Lars Von Trier.
*Jean Renoir would’ve loved to see him moon.