Author Topic: Inglourious Basterds [sic]  (Read 116798 times)

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #210 on: February 12, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »
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It doesn't help that he seems to have his penis parked inside Eli Roth.

The moment I see a long, lingering close-up on Eli Roth's bare feet, I'm walking out.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #211 on: February 12, 2009, 06:32:18 PM »
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It doesn't help that he seems to have his penis parked inside Eli Roth.

The moment I see a long, lingering close-up on Eli Roth's bare feet, I'm walking out.

What's the story behind all the Eli Roth reference ?? Please link me the story about their story/these two making out  :(

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #212 on: February 12, 2009, 07:18:25 PM »
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No stories needed, man. It's completely obvious that they're banging. Why else would Quentin hang out with that turd unless he was fucking stellar in the sack?

I remember when PTA used to hang with Quentin. He used to test the ecstasy to make sure it was good. I bet PTA hasn't hung out with Quentin in years. He calls him up and is like, "You're not going to bring that douchebag Eli to the club are you? I ain't fucking going."

Eli Roth is the reason PTA settled down and started a family.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #213 on: February 12, 2009, 07:22:18 PM »
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No stories needed, man. It's completely obvious that they're banging. Why else would Quentin hang out with that turd unless he was fucking stellar in the sack?

I remember when PTA used to hang with Quentin. He used to test the ecstasy to make sure it was good. I bet PTA hasn't hung out with Quentin in years. He calls him up and is like, "You're not going to bring that douchebag Eli to the club are you? I ain't fucking going."

Eli Roth is the reason PTA settled down and started a family.


hahhaha got it ! haha

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #214 on: February 13, 2009, 09:48:25 AM »
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it looks fun enough.  the biggest problem is how exploitative it is.

That's Tarantino in a nut shell.

That title spelling fucks me off.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #215 on: February 13, 2009, 10:06:46 AM »
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I love the spelling, probably the thing I like most so far, after seeing the trailer.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #216 on: February 13, 2009, 11:54:56 AM »
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 :bravo:
Some people have a fear of snakes. That was a somewhat rational fear. And you could do something about it at least. Stay away from long grass and nature documentaries. Easy. Others have a fear of heights. That was manageable too. Avoid tall ladders. But how do you cope when your fear is something you can’t avoid? That you have no hope of staying away from? Being afraid of the sky, where are you going to go?

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #217 on: February 13, 2009, 12:02:58 PM »
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My guess is that the phrase "Inglourious Basterds" will show up scrawled on one of the characters helmets or something, like some unholy amalgamation of Full Metal Jacket and The Pursuit of Happyness.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #218 on: February 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM »
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I'm pretty sure the various intentional misspelings in the script are some kind of attempt to set the movie in a slightly different version of reality than the one we live in.  And I like it.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #219 on: February 13, 2009, 03:16:23 PM »
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Is there a close up on feet in the script?

I guess in the case of this movie it'd be a severed foot though...
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2009, 05:26:16 AM »
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #221 on: February 14, 2009, 01:41:27 PM »
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Shut it down.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2009, 10:50:17 PM »
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Is there a close up on feet in the script?

Barefeet count = 2

That brings up an interesting psychological question:

Did that post from over a half year ago stay lodged in my subconsicous only to resurface yesterday?

That's almost as worse as a little kid having a flash forward.
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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #223 on: February 17, 2009, 12:32:11 AM »
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Just saw the trailer. Brad Pitt looks disastrously, annoyingly bad and miscast in this. ... But maybe that's the point? Ugh.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds [sic]
« Reply #224 on: February 17, 2009, 07:19:10 AM »
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Just saw the trailer. Brad Pitt looks disastrously, annoyingly bad and miscast in this.

Yes, I can't believe the movie will have the vibe the teaser has. QT has made quite a lot of daring casting choices in his career and so far it's a fucking success but this looks really horrible.

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