Is your name hot

Started by Pas, September 08, 2005, 06:07:02 PM

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Pubrick

Quote from: samsonginclude me in the next group.

my name > all of you
i would've won if he'd done Pubrick!

that must be why he didn't do it, there is no other explanation  :ponder:
under the paving stones.

Pas

Actually I was totally convinced your nick was still P... I didn't even make sure. So... I don't know I might re-rate Pubrick next time. Yeah I am finding some jokes for it so you shall be re-rated. Next batch will also include :

Hedwig
Kotte
ebeaman (posthumous rating)
samsong
andyk

picolas


Pas

Hedwig

Pronouncibility : I don't see how there could be a problem there ... or jokes for that matter ... 9/10
Exotism : Hedwig is that transexual, isn't he ? Or do you say she ? I saw one of these freaks in France. It had a beard and breasts. I was creeped out. He was drinking a weird green drink. I think it was frog sperm but I'm not sure, you should ask Jimmy about this. He has tuberculosis so watch out. 7/10
Meaning : The angry inch ?! Hedwig and the Angry Inch ?! I never saw that movie. It looks rock-gay and for some reason that sounds awful to me. Still better than the cowboy-gay-porn-ang-lee-directed-starring-heath-ledger-and-jake-gyllenhall-and-also-that-chick-from-a-princess-diaries-anne-hathaway-do-you-know-that-in-french-diary-is-the-exact-same-pronunciation-than-that-disease-when-you-shit-liquid. 9/10
Originality : Considering I didn't see that movie I'll say it's original. 8/10
Temperature : gay-butt-hot

Kotte

Pronouncibility : Kottie or Kotteh ? Kot ? Kohte ? THAT'S HARD. 2/10
Exotism : I never heard that word before. I just hope it's not that little bitch animal I see when I search Kotte on GoogleImages because that would just be too weak. Look at that little piece of shit
8/10
Meaning : The first thing you get when you search Kotte on google is a photographer. Since we all saw those gayer-than-thou pics Kotte used to sport as avatars I'll just guess that the nick is an hommage to that gay dude. BUT for some reason this could also be it :

HURTS 1/10
Originality : Kotte was always an original guy, refusing to give blowjobs to some kid and dreaming of a threesome with his mother and Hitler. I can only guess his nick is as awesome. 9/10
Temperature : hot-iced-tea. Also I didn't mean to make 2 gay-oriented reviews in a row. Not that there's anything not wrong with that ! *double negation level-up*

ebeaman (posthumous rating)

Pronouncibility : He-Be-A-Man ... I'm sure that's it, even though it is against any logic considering ebes is ...well...ebes.
Exotism : If we were on any IRC chatroom, I'd say this is a 0...but on Xixax, a nick like He Be A Man must be considered exotic. 8/10
Meaning : Oh the sweet irony. The must insecure, self-conscious, fat little dude is named ebeaman. 10/10
Originality : what the hell is the difference between original and exotic. 7/10
Temperature : For some reason I tought I'd have great jokes on him. Oh well.

andyk

Pronouncibility : Andick or Andyke or AndiKey? At first I tought he was a lesbian. But then I realized there's no such things as jewish lesbians. And also that a man cannot possibly be a lesbian. 6/10 And if there were jew dykes, would they be circumcised ?
Exotism : I like a capital letter in the beginning of a nick. I guess since I hate the exotism category and have nothing to say here, 5/10
Meaning : SOMEHOW I THINK HIS NAME IS ANDY. AND THAT HIS LAST NAME STARTS WITH A K. 10/10
Originality : SOMEHOW I THINK HIS NAME IS ANDY. AND THAT HIS LAST NAME STARTS WITH A K. 0/10
Temperature : Like the inside of a little jewish hat. Those hats are ridiculous and also I know you eat pork so you are a bad bad jew. Bad jew.

samsong

duuuuuuuuude, TOTALLY left me out.

:elitist:

Pas

Quote from: samsongduuuuuuuuude, TOTALLY left me out.

:elitist:

duuuuuuuuude, so forgot you.  :yabbse-undecided:

Anyway the latest batch wasn't half as funny as the first two so... I dunno.

Gamblour.

Remember, end on a high note. Then leave, saying "Goodnight everybody". Dont' be like the Simpsons and overstay your comedic welcome.
WWPTAD?

Kal

Very good Pas!

I used to have other 'creative' nicknames but I got bored... so I just started using my name... that is how I always sign anywhere now

I dont really eat pork usually, but maybe a couple of times a year I do.

It would be cool if I was a lesbian, or maybe just gay... but I dont think it will happen...

Thanks for thinking of me though, very nice of you

polkablues

Quote from: andykIt would be cool if I was a lesbian, or maybe just gay... but I dont think it will happen...

Keep dreaming the dream.
My house, my rules, my coffee

Pas

Quote from: GamblourRemember, end on a high note. Then leave, saying "Goodnight everybody". Dont' be like the Simpsons and overstay your comedic welcome.

I won't pull a Family Guy don't worry... three seasons and it's over.