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Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 14, 2004, 11:27:27 AM
Well it took a few years, a few creamed pants, few eye sockets that were pleasured, but it's going to happen. Only a few short posts away from reaching the monumental 1000th postaroonie. So i thought i'd feed my ego and listen to what all your favorite GDIDM moments are.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: ono on December 14, 2004, 11:47:57 AM
"Why didn't Ebert review Freddy vs. Jason" (http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=154088#154088) is my favorite.  That, and the time you creamed your pants.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: mogwai on December 14, 2004, 12:04:06 PM
so goddamn, the purpose of starting this thread is for us to ask you loads of question that you'll answer so that you're post count goes to 1000?

thread locked....








GOTCHA BIATCH!
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: pete on December 14, 2004, 12:05:30 PM
my favorite moment was when you didn't post.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Stefen on December 14, 2004, 01:55:33 PM
God, I hope he's gone. Theres only so much spoiled rich californian kid bogusness I can take.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 14, 2004, 02:26:57 PM
I like that one time where you said something about pants creaming... TOTAL CLASSIC!
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 14, 2004, 02:29:10 PM
Quote from: StefenGod, I hope he's gone. Theres only so much spoiled rich californian kid bogusness I can take.

seriously stefen, having my daddy and mommy pay for everything is so over rated!
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Ravi on December 14, 2004, 02:51:26 PM
999...and 1000.

Just creamed my pants 1000 times in anticipation of GDIDM's 1000th post.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Stefen on December 14, 2004, 02:55:52 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Man
Quote from: StefenGod, I hope he's gone. Theres only so much spoiled rich californian kid bogusness I can take.

seriously stefen, having my daddy and mommy pay for everything is so over rated!

Ohh boy, you got a job? Tell me about it....so i can make fun of it.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: mogwai on December 14, 2004, 02:58:03 PM
god works as a pantcreamer, do i have to steal the joke?
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 14, 2004, 03:08:21 PM
Stefen, i tried. I really did. I tried so hard to ignore you but i cant...

I love you...

marry me you fool!

We can play hide the blanket.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Pas on December 14, 2004, 03:11:50 PM
Quote from: wantautopia?"Why didn't Ebert review Freddy vs. Jason" (http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=154088#154088) is my favorite.  That, and the time you creamed your pants.

Yeah I remember creaming my pants thoroughly after that one
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Stefen on December 14, 2004, 03:18:05 PM
FUCK ME?! FUCK YOU!!
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Gold Trumpet on December 14, 2004, 05:51:04 PM
Fave moment: On the old board, when GDIDM posted on every thread in the general discussion board (forget the exact name of it) and every post was about as long as one word, topped up with 3 or 4 exclamation points at the end. GDIDM was new back then and with an avatar like that, no one knew what to make of him because even if people were getting pissed, it was unspoken truth that someone with that avatar should be around.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 15, 2004, 05:30:45 PM
I loved that board, so many fucko's hated me there. Only a select few hate me here. Bunch of pussies I tellz you.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: bonanzataz on December 16, 2004, 01:14:48 AM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManI loved that board, so many fucko's hated me there. Only a select few hate me here. Bunch of pussies I tellz you.

GO DIE!!!
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: cine on December 16, 2004, 01:27:49 AM
For your 1000th post, you better post a video clip of you creaming your God Damn pants.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Stefen on December 18, 2004, 02:38:48 PM
15:09:11) GodDamnImDaMan: so how am i spoiled ya little shit?
(15:09:15) GodDamnImDaMan: I got 3 jobs
(15:09:18) GodDamnImDaMan: and go to school full time
(15:09:18) SRome83: no you dont
(15:09:25) GodDamnImDaMan: Bitch
(15:09:31) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm a teachers assistant
(15:09:36) SRome83: no you're not.
(15:09:39) GodDamnImDaMan: ...
(15:09:47) GodDamnImDaMan: I love this approach you are taking
(15:09:51) GodDamnImDaMan: it reminds me of myself
(15:10:04) SRome83: no it doesnt
(15:10:08) SRome83: Me>>>>>You
(15:10:13) GodDamnImDaMan: dude
(15:10:24) GodDamnImDaMan: stop with the gay ass internet lingo
(15:10:27) GodDamnImDaMan: pwned
(15:10:30) GodDamnImDaMan: me>you
(15:10:37) GodDamnImDaMan: it just shows you dont get out much
(15:10:41) GodDamnImDaMan: "no you dont"
(15:11:03) SRome83: im out all the time. Doing good things as oppose to making dumbass videos with my dumbass friends.
(15:11:09) SRome83: Hows that rapping career coming along?
(15:11:12) GodDamnImDaMan: lol
(15:11:23) GodDamnImDaMan: if you think we're actually serious about that shit then you're pretty funny
(15:11:30) GodDamnImDaMan: have you actually heard the songs?
(15:11:44) SRome83: No, thats what makes it so bad, is it isnt serious and is still awful, it would at least be funny if you were being serious
(15:11:48) SRome83: YES

(15:11:50) SRome83: Pure torture.
(15:11:59) GodDamnImDaMan: Wait?
(15:12:18) GodDamnImDaMan: so you're saying it's better to be serious and be horrible?
(15:12:24) GodDamnImDaMan: than to be horrible
(15:12:30) GodDamnImDaMan: and be laughed at?
(15:12:35) GodDamnImDaMan: are you just reatarded?
(15:13:25) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm also not the one using the gay ass internet lingo that little 10 year old's that I TA for use
(15:13:34) GodDamnImDaMan: especially when your supposedly 22
(15:13:47) SRome83: YAWN
(15:14:10) SRome83: You're 22 but talk about creaming your pants?
(15:14:16) SRome83: Boi, thats pathetic.
(15:14:25) GodDamnImDaMan: shit atleast that's funny to others
(15:14:30) SRome83: TO WHO?
(15:14:32) SRome83: The little kids?
(15:14:32) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm no the one saying "pwned"
(15:14:38) GodDamnImDaMan: aside from that
(15:14:41) GodDamnImDaMan: supposedly you get out
(15:14:43) SRome83: Neither am I, where did I say that?
(15:14:54) GodDamnImDaMan: and yet you have 1400 posts?
(15:15:00) GodDamnImDaMan: and you registered in november 03?
(15:15:15) SRome83: What does that have to do with anything?
(15:15:27) GodDamnImDaMan: how you gonna get out when you're constantly at home posting away on xixax?
(15:15:50) SRome83: haha if you werent such a retard you could do the math (with your fingers) and see thats on average 3 posts a day.
(15:16:02) GodDamnImDaMan: 3 posts a day?
(15:16:03) SRome83: 1=2=3
(15:16:08) GodDamnImDaMan: and you think that isnt alot?
(15:16:15) SRome83: NOPE
(15:16:19) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:16:20) GodDamnImDaMan: alright man
(15:16:40) SRome83: You say you work three jobs and go to school, yet still have time to trim your eyebrows?
(15:16:44) SRome83: I call bullshit.
(15:16:49) GodDamnImDaMan: lol
(15:16:53) GodDamnImDaMan: check this
(15:16:55) GodDamnImDaMan: T.A.
(15:17:14) SRome83: cause by the look of you're eyebrows, you make sure they are neat and perfect which takes you alot longer than my 3 posts a day
(15:17:14) GodDamnImDaMan: afterschool computer program for underprivledged kids
(15:17:17) SRome83: "PWNED"
(15:17:22) GodDamnImDaMan: plus i tutor
(15:17:24) SRome83: get da fuck outta here.
(15:17:32) GodDamnImDaMan: and I go to school full time
(15:17:33) GodDamnImDaMan: and yes
(15:17:37) GodDamnImDaMan: i have time to trim my eyebrows
(15:17:51) SRome83: you use the word retard but then work with underprivledged kids? Thats make you a hypocrite.
(15:17:53) GodDamnImDaMan: because unlike your "internet lingo" lovin ass
(15:17:57) GodDamnImDaMan: i get poonage
(15:18:07) GodDamnImDaMan: are you stupid?
(15:18:08) SRome83: LMAO, you don't get shit kid.
(15:18:20) GodDamnImDaMan: theres a difference between retards and underprivledged kids
(15:18:29) GodDamnImDaMan: one's mentally handicapped
(15:18:31) GodDamnImDaMan: the other is poor
(15:18:32) GodDamnImDaMan: idiot
(15:18:35) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:18:35) SRome83: Anyone who gets ass doesn't refer to it as "poonage"
(15:18:40) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:18:44) GodDamnImDaMan: you idiot
(15:18:51) SRome83: Thats all you gor?
(15:18:56) GodDamnImDaMan: gor?
(15:19:04) SRome83: THATS ALL YOU GOT?
(15:19:14) SRome83: Now I suppose you'll resort to making fun of my typo
(15:19:19) GodDamnImDaMan: dude, i've had a girlfriend for 5 years now
(15:19:29) GodDamnImDaMan: and yes, i try to look good for her
(15:19:37) SRome83: you've dated a girl since you were 17? HAHAHAH
(15:19:47) SRome83: That's not getting poonage
(15:20:00) GodDamnImDaMan: why?
(15:20:11) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm getting shit left and right
(15:20:12) SRome83: If you're so the man why are you with a girl? Shouldn't you be out living it up as the goddamnman?
(15:20:28) GodDamnImDaMan: because I found a girl that i enjoy spending my company with
(15:20:32) SRome83: HAHAHA
(15:20:46) SRome83: You're little fake internet personality has been exposed.
(15:20:53) GodDamnImDaMan: oh no.
(15:21:06) GodDamnImDaMan: my internet personality has been exposed
(15:21:08) SRome83: Do you go to starbucks with your girl? Drink lattes and read the nytimes?
(15:21:20) GodDamnImDaMan: not really
(15:21:27) GodDamnImDaMan: i enjoy fucking her in the ass instead
(15:21:39) SRome83: GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE HAHA
(15:21:44) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:21:49) GodDamnImDaMan: is that what you want to hear you sick fucko?
(15:21:50) SRome83: No girlfriend of 5 years is gonna let you fuck her up the ass.
(15:22:11) SRome83: You're a sick kid, honestly, you are an idiot.
(15:22:16) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm the idiot?
(15:22:25) GodDamnImDaMan: when you're comparing mentally handycapped kids to poor children?
(15:22:27) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm the idiot?
(15:22:35) SRome83: YES
(15:22:48) GodDamnImDaMan: seriously bro
(15:22:51) GodDamnImDaMan: please please please
(15:22:56) GodDamnImDaMan: leave your house
(15:23:00) GodDamnImDaMan: get some poon
(15:23:04) GodDamnImDaMan: stop using internet terms
(15:23:13) GodDamnImDaMan: and most importantly dont vote for republicans
(15:23:15) GodDamnImDaMan: PEACE!
(15:23:19) SRome83: Boy, you are so wack
(15:23:21) GodDamnImDaMan logged out.

That was a conversation gdidm and I had earlier today.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Pas on December 18, 2004, 04:52:28 PM
Wow that was lame
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Gamblour. on December 18, 2004, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Pas RapportWow that was lame

You read that?
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 18, 2004, 09:33:49 PM
Creams pants over paste jobaroonie
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on December 18, 2004, 10:17:22 PM
That was your 1000th post.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: pete on December 18, 2004, 10:40:24 PM
not to be a "social vouch" but it's true, stefen came down to boston in august.  we went out to see this friend of mine spin in Jamaica Plain and while I was tearing up the dance floor he was out there the entire time talking to this fine girl who gave him her number.  Stefen is not much of a looker, but he's "chill" I guess and is good at sitting on the steps and talking to fine girls.  Or one fine girl, at a dance party, without dancing.  he's not very "outgoing" when we hung out that night, 'cause he was supposedly "out of his New Mexcian element", but it's true, he gets "poonage."
god, don't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.
but it's true.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: cine on December 18, 2004, 11:29:14 PM
GDIDM = PWNED
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Stefen on December 18, 2004, 11:32:09 PM
What can I say? I'm the goddamn man.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Gamblour. on December 19, 2004, 01:04:21 AM
Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: 03 on December 19, 2004, 01:36:41 AM
Quote from: [img]http://www.nigelbowman.btinternet.co.uk/masked.jpg[/img]what the fuck is the internet
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 19, 2004, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: petegod, don't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.
but it's true.

wow, so you actually asked this guy to vouch for you? Let me guess did the coversation go something like this, "Hey man, there is this guy on the internet that doesnt think I'm cool. You GOTTA tell him I am." Just the fact alone you asked your friend to vouch for you is hilarious.


Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.

I love this man.

Quote from: StefenWhat can I say? I'm the goddamn man. Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:32 pm

yep, sitting at home on a saturday night posting insults at me is awesome. I hope it feels the same as a warm pussy.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: cine on December 19, 2004, 03:50:37 AM
Hahaha, God Damn, I never thought you'd get so defensive over a guy punking you out on the net.

And furthermore, when was it somebody's obligation to be out all night on a Saturday? I came in from work at midnight... what, am I supposed to be out all night too?

This whole "you spending time on message board taking pot shots at me" is kinda ridiculous and backwards.. we all don't assist teachers for a living like you.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 19, 2004, 03:59:59 AM
Quote from: cinephileHahaha, God Damn, I never thought you'd get so defensive over a guy punking you out on the net.

And furthermore, when was it somebody's obligation to be out all night on a Saturday? I came in from work at midnight... what, am I supposed to be out all night too?

This whole "you spending time on message board taking pot shots at me" is kinda ridiculous and backwards.. we all don't assist teachers for a living like you.

Okay, you guys all pissed me off far enough. I'm going to slowly start fucking all your mothers one by one. Romancing them at first, then fucking them no matter how old, or horrible looking they are. Next I'm going to marry them, only so you little cunts can call me your daddies. Then and only then will I cream my pants.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Bethie on December 19, 2004, 04:05:26 AM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Manall you're mothers one by one.
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Mancall me you're daddies.
*your.



clearly you're not assisting English teachers.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: ono on December 19, 2004, 04:11:39 AM
Have fun, Bethie. (http://www.xixax.com/search.php?search_author=NEON+MERCURY)
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 19, 2004, 04:16:15 AM
Clearly Bethie, you should count your mother into the mix.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Gamblour. on December 19, 2004, 07:35:12 AM
Quote from: wantautopia?Have fun, Bethie. (http://www.xixax.com/search.php?search_author=NEON+MERCURY)

HAH, sorry Neon
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: pete on December 19, 2004, 11:22:56 AM
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.

dude, you're petty.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: pete on December 19, 2004, 11:24:34 AM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Man
Quote from: petegod, don't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.
but it's true.

wow, so you actually asked this guy to vouch for you? Let me guess did the coversation go something like this, "Hey man, there is this guy on the internet that doesnt think I'm cool. You GOTTA tell him I am." Just the fact alone you asked your friend to vouch for you is hilarious.


Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.

I love this man.

Quote from: StefenWhat can I say? I'm the goddamn man. Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:32 pm

yep, sitting at home on a saturday night posting insults at me is awesome. I hope it feels the same as a warm pussy.

he didn't ask, I was online, saw the chat and thought, hmm, this guy has Stefen all wrong on least one occassion of which I was present.

ps. you're angry.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Gamblour. on December 19, 2004, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: pete
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.

dude, you're petty.

I could've sworn this said, "dude, you're pretty." anyhow, who's petty? they're talking about the importance of poonage.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 19, 2004, 01:09:32 PM
Quote from: pete
he didn't ask, I was online, saw the chat and thought, hmm, this guy has Stefen all wrong on least one occassion of which I was present.

That's odd....

Quote from: petedon't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.

I must have read wrong.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on December 19, 2004, 01:31:54 PM
Perhaps "make me" was a figure of speech.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: pete on December 19, 2004, 06:18:36 PM
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.

I could've sworn this said, "dude, you're pretty." anyhow, who's petty? they're talking about the importance of poonage.

and you're talking about how I'm talking about how they're talking about the importance of poonage.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: RegularKarate on December 20, 2004, 03:36:26 PM
Don't worry GD, I think Stefen comes out looking like a lamer cocksuck than you.


A little bit.
Title: Creamed pants (the official 1000th GDIDM post thread)
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on December 20, 2004, 04:27:00 PM
Quote from: RegularKarateDon't worry GD, I think Stefen comes out looking like a lamer cocksuck than you.

Your eye socket has my cockaroonie written all over it.