Poll
Question:
is maya kash a dude?
Option 1: yes
votes: 26
Option 2: no
votes: 8
10. p is wicked phunny
9. he lives down under so he must know what's going on down there
8. his cock might be shaped like a boomerang
7. the thought of wearing a marge simpson mask while he plays a horny homer
6. as an admin he can delete my threads
5. i love how he posts
4. if he kisses and tells the whole board will know i'm a furry kitty
3. macguffin will get to watch
2. he'll come and then bag on me for how my nana lacks originality
1. he likes locking shit up
(one)...the way i hold my hand
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F9F06-049.jpg&hash=0759b3c69cfc78e0d3ff04282f6c53a1a12348a2)
(two)...my laughing eyes
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F9F19-041.jpg&hash=facc4e535dcc2411b99c7a08b96c030f3bdbd1c2)
(three)...the way i understand
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F9F06-103.jpg&hash=8afaaee24ce0b94357fbe657b24add52689e60a3)
(four)...my secret sighs
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F1F01-021.jpg&hash=09c8e3859934ad7552bb64ba0007f152dd258d95)
(five)...the way i comb my hair
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F8F10-059.jpg&hash=4a781fd9cbd37dd4e5850e3a49f802b3dc74a736)
(six)...my freckled nose
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2F9F19-024.jpg&hash=f8f0aef2458b6fc069a896cd88e6c75b3515c483)
(seven)...the way i say i care
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2Fmilhousedivided-whale.jpg&hash=25fc94b3cde9e17542fac5fb87085b0281dbec7f)
(eight)...my crazy clothes
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2Fdiscostud.jpg&hash=5a7a841c50dc79b78586f851cb6fe1684c5f611e)
that's just half of sixteen reasons..
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anyway, how do i know you're really:
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and not:
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2FmayakashTRUE.jpg&hash=af4c2919e87a482de28113c16bb0fd5fd5a05801)
...
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fsimps%2Fcredentials.jpg&hash=18cbf33b0ed5fa298702890708b1e79b84a56cea)
i want to see some CREDENTIALS.
Quote from: maya kash on November 18, 2007, 12:19:42 AM3. macguffin will get to watch
Always a bridesmaid... :yabbse-undecided:
lemme just say this right now: maya kash is a dude.
ok i feel better now.
also he's on buttmash
i added a poll.
since maya decided to leave me with massive blue balls, i figured i should get some kind of closure.
let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.
Quote from: Pubrick on November 28, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.
The wikipedia theory: consensus determines reality.
Quote from: polkablues on November 28, 2007, 06:15:34 PM
The wikipedia theory: consensus determines reality.
otherwise known as wikiality (http://colbertondemand.com/videos/The_Word/The_Word_Wikiality)
I think maya kash is a ghost from the past...
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftheupwardspiral.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F08%2Fi-want-to-believe.jpg&hash=66bdfb2c4fea7731ce1f9a7d037fe1f70d225572)
so its settled. maya kash is a dude.
sorry sweetheart.
hmmm.
i'm bored.
Cine calls Case Closed, then exactly three minutes later maya replies... :ponder:
maya kash = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2Fafrican-1.gif&hash=162bf5223660efe930ad5e7431b80930dac5a783)
Pubrick = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2Fsuicide.gif&hash=0a83eb6922715cefa00b78e934796c64d3fe56d4)
Cinephile = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2F3-1.gif&hash=61330c9ff51929fec332b9d4b5e94cc680f61121)
Quote from: Hedwig on December 02, 2007, 12:41:32 AM
maya kash = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2Fafrican-1.gif&hash=162bf5223660efe930ad5e7431b80930dac5a783)
Pubrick = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2Fsuicide.gif&hash=0a83eb6922715cefa00b78e934796c64d3fe56d4)
Cinephile = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa175%2FLeven321%2F3-1.gif&hash=61330c9ff51929fec332b9d4b5e94cc680f61121)
MacGuffin = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tot-talk.com%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthinking.gif&hash=100ff6f641750ce445b885376a76506b2914b66e)
Hedwig = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chinahistoryforum.com%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fcharge.gif&hash=877b45372a778dfa9e14e67fabade1c6874d1dbd)
Pubrick in this thread = (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apparelyzed.com%2Fforums%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fdrive1.gif&hash=84dd24fca0c03d4b046aa66b4b52946802ee7325)
Funny being that youre named after one. Id play with yours if i could find it. Penises are like thunderstorms, only the big ones leave you really wet and trembling
So.. pre-op or post-op?
i had a dream that pubrick came out for the cmbb screening and he was really hot.
seriously, fuck this board.
p, were you flirting with me? a little bit? i couldn't tell but i was pretty sure you were. fag.
Quote from: bonanzataz on December 03, 2007, 04:12:57 AM
p, were you flirting with me? a little bit? i couldn't tell but i was pretty sure you were. fag.
i must've thought you were maya kash.. especially if you whipped it out like you usually do.
my top 5 cameos in xixax members' dreams (that i can remember)
1. pas (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5471.0)
2. hedwig,
"i saw your name in my friend's address book and she told me she'd met you in brisbane after you had recorded a song with Outkast." (personal correspondence)
3. bonz (see above)
4. walrus i guess (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5471.msg184255#msg184255), cos i murdered someone just for spamming.
5. not involving me, but unforgettable.. kotte: all in the family (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5471.msg157721#msg157721)
half-remembered memory:someone dreamt about going to a PDL screening and PTA makes an exit (or entry?) via helicopter before the fans rush him. was it me? was it cbrad? did i dream about someone having this dream?
That was so out of left field, p. I had almost forgotten completely about that dream, but it's all coming back to me now.
And I'm feeling just as nerdy now as I did then.
Quote from: Pubrick on November 28, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
i added a poll.
since maya decided to leave me with massive blue balls, i figured i should get some kind of closure.
let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.
i went to a bar alone last night and pondred long and hard about this debate. drunkenly, i began scribbling/mapping out my thoughts on a napkin. ive transcribed the mess (random rhymes and riddles) as best i could. while the following might be embarrassing, i think it may lead to something important:
top 10 reasons why maya kash haz a 'stash
x to the i to the mothafuckin x-a-x...
maya dreamz of pubrick being hiz paul
as he feathers his pubics and squeezes his ballz
wants to add a kiss and jump his jonez sober me thought: think i meant bones.
maybe he IZ a she.... i could uze some kash to pay off my debtz. among other thingz.....
personal note.. my Ss look better as Zs just like when i changed poser to pozer. keep em dat way 4eva.
mk choze jack in da box and bubblez ova blood. could be a fat chick.. or a fat dude. dammit. no wait, im on to something here. the fat guy wouldve chozen jack in da box then movie then jack in da box then jack IN THE BOX. unless he waz really horny - chere mouldve been no time for cinema, str8 to da sinema. wait, thiz too could be a chick'z motivez. dammit.
maya..........dolla sign/question mark...............kash....................kunt. fuck now im horny. and hungry. where.iz thisiz? old womanand jack in da crack---mmmmmmmmmmmm. im a light weight so this is all i got. which means i got nowhere. which means i need to get drunk again asap and expand more on this.
pubrick, i wanna crack this. break the flowers so to speak. i wanna be the wright detective to your puzzled murray.
Very stimulating banter boys.
I'm so horny tonight. If Pubie was here I would ride him like a homeless lady on the city bus...crazy wild all night long.
video on youporn soon. I will keep you all a breast
Oh, it's definitely an alter-ego. That was evident from the start.
Personally, I think it's actually P, but I'm not 100%. More like 98%.
This is why Lucid is not an admin. That is
far more thought than we put into our jokes, which usually consists of us pulling a procrastination hat out of a counting down rabbit on April Fools Day eve.
Quote from: Lucid on December 11, 2007, 11:15:51 PMWhat's with the alcohol/xixax connection anyway?
They both take 12 steps to quit.
I'm having a premonition that there will be a long buildup period in which maya kash offers to post a photograph, and we're all anxiously (nervously) waiting and waiting, and then the day comes... and it's a picture of bonanzataz's penis.
And we'll be all like, "Seen it!"
YAY!!!
I'm officially an international porn star.
Quote from: Lucid on December 06, 2007, 02:29:17 PM
That's the best thing I've seen here since the Human Keyboard (and the cell phone incident, a close second).
No maya...that's where you got it wrong. I'm the international porn star!
Quote from: Lucid on December 14, 2007, 02:14:11 PMAnd 'cause I'm a girl.
I did say you were smarter than the average admin.
Quote from: MacGuffin on December 14, 2007, 04:23:08 PM
smarter than the average admin.
so that's who's been swiping my pic-a-nic basket..
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2Fvidcaps%2F00015.jpg&hash=80ec929d3640635727c085cdfa80bd926122a93c)