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« on: August 16, 2003, 10:29:25 AM »
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There are in fact real porn movies out there with these titles! They're all hilarious and actually quite creative. I'm just surprised that someone actually took the time to think of these.

6 Lays, 7 Nights
As Good As Head Gets
Ass Ventura: The Crack Detective
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Bonfire of the Panties
Buffy, the Vampire Layer
Cape Rear
Cliffbanger
A Clockwork Orgy
Done in 60 Seconds
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Dumb and Done Her
Edward Penishands
E-Three: The Extra-Testicle
Face Jam
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Free My Willy
Glad He Ate Her
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Inspect Her Gadget
Jurassic Pork
A League Of Their Moan
On Golden Blonde
Pocahontass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Romancing the Bone
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Snatch Adams
There's Something On Mary
There Were 12 Men But They Weren't Angry
The Three Musket Queers
Was That As Good As It Gets?
White Men Can't Hump
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
You Have Male

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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2003, 10:53:53 AM »
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Schindler's Fist


God, that one made me laugh out loud.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2003, 10:55:16 AM »
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Assault That Ass #2
endless 'nothing is what it seems'-isms

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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2003, 11:02:34 AM »
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Porn creators are witty bastards that's for sure

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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2003, 11:21:24 AM »
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E-Three: The Extra-Testicle


I gotta admit, that was pretty good.

Also, there's "Eat me" just another take on the name. Not sure if it's real.

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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2003, 11:26:46 AM »
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1. I have as good of a sense of humor as anyone, but turning "Schindler's List" into a porn title just seems wrong to me.

2. Wasn't "Saturday Night Beaver" a fictitious porno title in Boogie Nights?

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2003, 11:35:01 AM »
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Barton Stinkfist
Pleasing Arizona
The Cocksucker Foxy
The Men Who Weren't There (Lesbian porn, reminiscent of Where the Boys Aren't)
Rear Bimbo
The Man Who Fucked Too Much
North by North Pole (another Peter North porn)


Actually, I just made these up, but it was a lot of fun.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2003, 11:59:47 AM »
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Actually, Rising Arizona or Rising As I Bone Her might be better...
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2003, 12:15:11 PM »
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As Good As Head Gets
(As Good As It Gets)

It's great cause it's so uncreative. I laughed so fucking hard when I first read it. It was in that Roeper guys book...Ebert's partner...the one with all the movie lists.

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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2003, 12:19:14 PM »
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Done in 60 Seconds


O, this title pretty much says everything about my sexual experiences!

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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2003, 12:49:37 PM »
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Hang on for the ride of your life... That's what I tell the garls!

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2003, 01:07:44 PM »
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Actually, Rising Arizona or Rising As I Bone Her might be better...


Agreed. I'm still proud of Barton Stinkfist, just because I fit a Tool reference and my favorite movie into one phrase. Plus, I think it's a riot.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2003, 03:05:58 PM »
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Glad He Ate Here always cracks me up. That's my all time favorite.
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2003, 03:22:03 PM »
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I'm more of a Face Jam man myself
I like to hug dogs

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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2003, 03:42:42 PM »
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edward penishands....i think i heard rupaul say that, and it was just funny.....

 

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