Britney

[Pubrick]

Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of        Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

"She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.

A) If this belongs anywhere, it belongs in the "Celebrities Gone Wild" thread, and

B) This doesn't belong anywhere.




*sigh* ... remember back when the phrase "Britney Spears poses nude" would have had good connotations?  It seems like a lifetime ago...

A) and B) it belongs in a britney thread.

[Kal]

how bad you have to fuck up to go in a couple of years from this



to that??

[Pubrick]

this bad

[MacGuffin]

The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back To The Future:

[polkablues]

The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back The The Future:

I love that clip, but I also hate it, because it makes me sympathize with Kevin Federline, which I'm very, very uncomfortable with.  The fact that he doesn't punch her in the head every time she goes "HUH?" proves that he's a bigger man than I thought he was.

[last days of gerry the elephant]

The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back To The Future:

Which is, unfortunately, all the way at the end.

[MacGuffin]

Kevin Federline to Guest Star on CSI
Source: CBS

Performer and rapper Kevin Federline will guest star on an upcoming episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," Thursday (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Federline will portray an arrogant teenager who harasses the CSI team as they investigate a series of brutal tourist beatings that are taking place throughout the Las Vegas area. Nick and Warrick are confronted by Cole Tritt, (Federline), an arrogant teen who hassles them while they work a crime scene.

[matt35mm]

Federline will portray an arrogant teenager...

I don't really intend to make fun of him since it's really not necessary in this or any case, but isn't he something like 28 years old?

EDIT:  After checking online, I found out that, yes, he is 28 years old.  Funny, because he looks 28 years old.

[matt35mm]

A million bets have just been won across the nation.

Britney Spears files for divorce in LA

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married rapper Kevin Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

A message left with Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, was not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.

Calls left for Federline's representatives also were not immediately returned.

The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." Federline and Jackson have two children.

[Pubrick]

A million bets have just been won across the nation.

the most money britney has generated in years. and federline ever.

[Ravi]

Poor kids.  Their choices are Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6131228.stm

Britney faces child custody fight
By Peter Bowes
BBC News, Los Angeles

Kevin Federline says he is planning to fight pop star Britney Spears for sole custody of their children.

In court papers filed in Los Angeles, the rapper says he intends to take action to protect and safeguard their two young sons.

Spears made the first move by filing for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.

She said she wanted physical and legal custody of the couple's year-old son and new baby.

But 24 hours later, Federline has started the legal process to seek sole custody of the two children. He also wants spousal support.

According to the rapper's lawyer, he is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children - and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals.

[Thrindle]

In court papers filed in Los Angeles, the rapper says he intends to take action to protect and safeguard their two young sons.

The rapper?  Huh?

[SiliasRuby]

Didn't you know, he released his CD a couple of weeks back, Rolling Stone Magazine said the best part of Kevin's album was Britney purring in the background of one of his tracks. lol.

[Ravi]

Notice he's in a padded cell.

[Pubrick]

notice he ashed in his drink before finding an ashtray.