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Post by: (kelvin) on June 25, 2003, 03:32:33 PM
I don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.
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Post by: jokerspath on June 25, 2003, 03:33:27 PM
I like your avatar (is that the word?).  Looks like Giger...

aw
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 25, 2003, 03:34:20 PM
It is Giger.
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Post by: jokerspath on June 25, 2003, 03:36:12 PM
Good times.

aw
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Post by: godardian on June 25, 2003, 03:41:35 PM
I thought maybe the hitler thing was a joke, like that's the one and only thing we might all be able to agree on.
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Post by: MacGuffin on June 25, 2003, 03:49:16 PM
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party."
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 25, 2003, 03:52:38 PM
Well, I don't think it's funny. This name shouldn't be used in jokes. But I cannot explain this rationally.
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 25, 2003, 03:52:49 PM
Mac, that's a pretty damn catchy slogan.... where can I sign up?
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Post by: godardian on June 25, 2003, 03:55:38 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
That's a pretty damn catchy slogan.... where can I sign up?


At the producer's office. Badump-bump.
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 25, 2003, 03:56:36 PM
...ching
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Post by: Pedro on June 25, 2003, 04:01:28 PM
I think the hitler thing is pretty funny...anyway, I think jokes about hitler can be funny sometimes...my sense of humor is pretty dark, though...I can see why someone would be offended by the banner, but I don't think that that's the intention.  I think Godardian's right in that that is one statement that we can all agree on...basically the only statement we can all agree on.  

I will now tell a joke but if you don't want to hear a joke about hitler dont read it....
HIGHLIGHT TO READ:
Why didn't Hitler drink?






Because it made him mean.
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Post by: godardian on June 25, 2003, 04:13:16 PM
I guess I figure that if Ben Stiller and Mel Brooks can treat Hitler lightly, it's probably okay. He deserves no deference. I think it would've made him feel like more of a failure for us to laugh at him than to give his name some sort of wide berth befitting intimidation.
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on June 25, 2003, 04:22:21 PM
Quote from: godardian
I guess I figure that if Ben Stiller and Mel Brooks can treat Hitler lightly, it's probably okay. He deserves no deference. I think it would've made him feel like more of a failure for us to laugh at him than to give his name some sort of wide berth befitting intimidation.


Sing it!  :wink:
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Post by: MrBurgerKing on June 25, 2003, 04:33:29 PM
Don't be so sensitive, Chris Kelvin.. When Wendys took away the Monteray Ranch Chicken Sandwich, I was upset. No, upset is the wrong word; I was heartbroken. Not only was I shocked, and offended at Mr. Thomas' decision, but I was depressed. I thought maybe I could go and start a picket line in front of Wendys, but I figured it's a waste. They'll probably bring back the Monteray Ranch sandwich one day, and when that day comes, I'll be waiting for it. I really miss that sandwich actually. These days I get the spicy chicken sandwich, which is great, but I really miss the days of that Monteray Ranch chicken sandwich with large peppered french fries, and a sprite. It puts a big smile on my face just thinking about it. The salad dressing on a chicken sandwich is really an innovation. Speaking of chicken sandwiches, does anyone here eat at Chick-Fil-A? They claim to have pioneered the chicken sandwich, but that's just a gimmick. Some farmer probably did it hundreds of years earlier. Still though, you gotta love Chick-Fil-A's french fries. I think their fries are their real innovation. They look like little mini-waffles, and they're so delicious. I don't buy chicken sandwiches from Chick-Fil-A, I usually get chicken nuggets and barbecue sauce (but I make it a habit to get their large fries). I actually haven't been there in months though. It's never been a priority, you know? I know that Chris Kelvin knows what I'm talking about.
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 04:48:43 PM
i think we ALL do.  the message is universal:  fast food as a metaphor for life.  god bless you mrburgerking, god bless you.
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Post by: Duck Sauce on June 25, 2003, 04:56:46 PM
Quote from: chriskelvin
I don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.


Wow, Ive never seen anybody as sensitive as you, you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis. Relax Bruce Banner, its a joke...


no hard feelings by the way
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Post by: Sleuth on June 25, 2003, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis.


 :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: Cecil on June 25, 2003, 05:08:45 PM
well i can understand the whole issue but come on, its not a "pro hitler" kinda joke...

this is something that always annoyed me when i was in college. you cant even mention hitlers name without having a uproar, regardless what is said about him. that and mentioning that im part german.

we must never forget the past. never mentioning his mame or the war and acting like it never happened not only stops us from understanding past mistakes and making sure we dont make them again, but i also feel its disrespectful to those that the war affected.
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Post by: Pas on June 25, 2003, 05:22:16 PM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis.


 :lol:
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 05:46:24 PM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: chriskelvin
I don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.


Wow, Ive never seen anybody as sensitive as you, you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis. Relax Bruce Banner, its a joke...


no hard feelings by the way


ebeaman look like bruce willis.  funniest thing ive read all day.
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Post by: Cecil on June 25, 2003, 05:50:23 PM
poor eb.
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Post by: Duck Sauce on June 25, 2003, 05:55:54 PM
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poor eb.


yeah now I feel bad, Ive been laying it into him too much, and I like him... I plan to stop. I remember how it felt to have Newtron pick on me

I am sorry

back on topic
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 06:02:12 PM
i didnt really think it was insulting, but he does wear his heart on a sleeve.  so the analogy was funny.  i dont know why, but im still laughing about it.  I didnt mean any offense by it.
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 06:27:56 PM
Quote from: chriskelvin
I don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.


atleast its better than the OLD logo...

(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/offensive.jpg)

sheesh, did that get people upset.
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Post by: russiasusha on June 25, 2003, 06:29:49 PM
Best upper left banner thing ever!
One question though:

What constituted one's avatar to be there?

just curious cause i wasn't there
 :cry:

I haven't been around, though, so i guess i deserve it!
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Post by: Cecil on June 25, 2003, 07:02:51 PM
Quote from: themodernage02

atleast its better than the OLD logo...


lol

Quote from: russiasusha
What constituted one's avatar to be there?

just curious cause i wasn't there
 :cry:


they are the top posters
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Post by: Pas on June 25, 2003, 07:18:23 PM
Quote from: themodernage02


atleast its better than the OLD logo...



LOL ! You just topped Duck Sauce, congratulations :-)
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Post by: Pedro on June 25, 2003, 07:36:43 PM
Quote from: Booth
Quote from: themodernage02


atleast its better than the OLD logo...



LOL ! You just topped Duck Sauce, congratulations :-)

Now THAT made me laugh
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Post by: ono on June 25, 2003, 07:55:23 PM
I've got an even better joke for you.  It's VERY dirty.  Not for the squeamish.  Ready?  Here goes...

HIGHLIGHT TO READ:
A white horse...






...fell in the mud.
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Post by: ono on June 25, 2003, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: themodernage02
atleast its better than the OLD logo...

(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/offensive.jpg)

sheesh, did that get people upset.

Classic!  But it would be better if it was spelled right.  :(
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Post by: MacGuffin on June 25, 2003, 08:08:57 PM
How do German kids tie their shoes?


In little knot-zis.
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Post by: Xixax on June 25, 2003, 09:25:30 PM
Best thread in a long time.
 :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: The Silver Bullet on June 25, 2003, 09:32:28 PM
Hitler was a bad person. But he died. So I like it.
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: The Silver Bullet
Hitler was a bad person. But he died. So I like it.


you said it. :wink:
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Post by: ©brad on June 25, 2003, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
How do German kids tie their shoes?


In little knot-zis.


hehehe.

the hitler thing on the banner is hysterical, btw. i laughed.
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Post by: modage on June 25, 2003, 11:04:32 PM
Quote from: ©brad
Quote from: MacGuffin
How do German kids tie their shoes?


In little knot-zis.


hehehe.

the hitler thing on the banner is hysterical, btw. i laughed.


you should've seen the OLD one. :yabbse-rolleyes:
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Post by: sphinx on June 26, 2003, 02:21:00 AM
okay.  fine.  refresh.  ya happy?  there's your freakin' witless, flat, uncontreversial banner.
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Post by: Pedro on June 26, 2003, 03:12:47 AM
Quote from: sphinx
okay.  fine.  refresh.  ya happy?  there's your freakin' witless, flat, uncontreversial banner.

CHANGE IT BACK!
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Post by: The Silver Bullet on June 26, 2003, 03:24:35 AM
I wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 10:58:23 AM
You see, that's exactly what I wanted to say: once Hitler's name is mentioned, a lot of people immediately start joking, mostly in a provoking, sometimes even childish way. The issue is not wether it is funny or not, and I certainly agree with cecil b.demented that it should above all not be considered as a tabu subject, but it is rather an unsensitive approach to a not so far away part of history.
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Post by: Pubrick on June 26, 2003, 11:01:15 AM
Quote from: chriskelvin
but it is rather an unsensitive approach to a not so far away part of history.

deal with it.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 11:17:57 AM
Well, yes, that was my intention. As I already have said, it's just an opinion. So I will deal with it, but thanks for the suggestion.
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Post by: modage on June 26, 2003, 12:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Silver Bullet
I wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.


both good points.
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Post by: Duck Sauce on June 26, 2003, 12:45:22 PM
Quote from: The Silver Bullet
I wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.



I wonder if we would still dislike him had he won the war
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 12:54:45 PM
A very, very interesting point. Hitler himself said "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
...Well, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair, how about the weapons of mass destruction...? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you won the war...
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 26, 2003, 01:02:27 PM
Yeah, damn, they should have just let Saddam continue killing tons of Kurds, and a shitload of his own people. Just like Chamberlain wanted to let Hitler continue.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 01:08:05 PM
I think we all know your political standpoints. At first, a comparison between the situation in 39 and today's Middle East is ridiculous and dangerous as well. Second, I was only talking about the fact that some people deliberately lied right at our faces in order to obtain their political goals, wether they are acceptable or not. And I don't like that.
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 26, 2003, 01:13:56 PM
Fair enough. It just seemed like you were trying to make the comparison, that's why I jumped in there with the heavy sarcasm.


To contribute to the actual topic: I do think we should make fun of Hitler. Humor is often the best (and sometimes only) way to deal with some of life's greater atrocities and injustices.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 01:18:26 PM
Yes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 26, 2003, 01:21:18 PM
Whadda you think of the South Park stuff?

Or SNL's Gay Hitler?
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Post by: sphinx on June 26, 2003, 01:27:39 PM
Quote from: chriskelvin
Yes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)


have you considered that this statement on the banner i made might not be sarcastic or joking at all---in the sense that we really don't like hitler?  or do you believe that we should never speak of hitler again because he was such a horrible person, because i do know people like that.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 01:29:43 PM
Well, I don't really like South Park, so I don't like their parody of Hitler. (I think it was the little fat one who wore a Hitler disguise, right?)
And I don't know who SNL is.
The only Hitler parody (I don't like to use this expression) I "like" is Chaplin's in "The Great Dictator". As always, Chaplin is marvellous. Yet, he said himself that he hadn't made this film had he kown about the concentration camps. I think I agree with him. Chaplin was one of the greatest. Is there a category for him in "Director's Chair"? He deserves one.
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Post by: modage on June 26, 2003, 01:29:50 PM
so sphinx, what are the actual origins of that statement?  what were the artists intentions behind it?
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Post by: Pubrick on June 26, 2003, 01:35:05 PM
this is stupid.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 26, 2003, 01:37:23 PM
Quote from: sphinx
Quote from: chriskelvin
Yes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)


have you considered that this statement on the banner i made might not be sarcastic or joking at all---in the sense that we really don't like hitler?  or do you believe that we should never speak of hitler again because he was such a horrible person, because i do know people like that.


I have already said that I don't want to declare Hitler as a tabu subject, not at all. (Again, we shouldn't use the name as representing evil itself, for Hitler had a few million little helpers...)
I don't think the banner was intended to be serious. A lot of people wrote that they find it awfully funny. Anyway, the banners on the top have always been an area that doesn't necessarily deal with issues like these. But I don't want want to criticize you, don't get me wrong. If most people like it, keep it up there. I don't want to be undemocratic.
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Post by: sphinx on June 26, 2003, 02:07:25 PM
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so sphinx, what are the actual origins of that statement?  what were the artists intentions behind it?


after having visited the republic of south tanganea and questioning its inhabitants about their living condition, they presented me with six large baskets of partially melted wax and mangoes which they thought was gold.  this assumption was based on the fact that ny'jub had left an obscene amount of mangoes on several naturally growing cubes of wax because he had heard that a new girl was coming into the village at around that time, and he wanted make his best impression on her (for we all know that mango pickers are almost at the middle of society

- king
- king conditioner
- apprentice
- gift tender
- minister
- musician
- mango picker
- banana grower
- fish catcher)

so he skipped off to the center of village to meet the girl.  meanwhile the mangos (far away from any animal's reach atop the cubes of wax, with the exception of the birds who were busy eyeing the new girl in town to see when she would drop dead) began to rot in the sun as the wax melted.  the two substances fused together to form a muddy orange/yellow solid when night came, and when the locals found it (except ny'jub) they absolutely went berserk.  ny'jub had been murdered several hours after his mangos had began the rotting process as the girl was really a hired assasin who mistook him for a korean arms trader named randy trumpeter.  his corpse was stashed in the volcano and she continued to live a long, happy life in the village after that incident.  the birds ate her when she died.  anyhoo, the locals found these slabs of what they assumed was gold, chopped them up finely into power and placed them in six identical baskets as a gift to the king.  the gift tender, whose son was the mango picker was frantically looking for his son and thus could not supervise the gift giving to the king.  in his absence, the baskets of gold were mistook for a basket of condoms which had fell off a double hijacked plane (MIT graduates planned on making a condom airstrike at their own campus, so they hijacked an army storage jet, accidentally took three lefts instead of two at the mountain, ended up above mexico and were hijacked once again by a group of communist parachuters who took the plane by storm and shot all the grads in a ritualistic style, except for the pilot who they forgot about.  as one of the communist parachuters entered the cockpit, a fight ensued and several buttons were pressed, one of which opened the cargo bay doors.  the grad shot the communist parachuter in the arm, he collapsed in pain over the control and the plane began flipping.  this box of airtight condoms that had fallen out of the plane remained remarkably intact, landed in front of the minister's house who assumed it was a sign from god, and put it in his sacred shrine of signs from god.  the plane crashed into his house (he lived on the other side of the volcano where no one lived, nobody really noticed anything other than a faint boom).  the box of condoms flew high over the volcano, and landed directly beside the gift tender's house.  the king was delivered the box, which he used all 362 condoms for preserving different kinds of legumes.  i, on the other hand, was waiting by the shore, just about ready to leave on my boat.  i lugged all six baskets of wax and mango (the stench was awful), and not wanting to be rude, i wished everyone good luck.  the king presented me with a legume, so i decided to eat it there, and at the sight of the volcano erupting behind everyone, i choked in surprise, and a portion of the legume landed in my lung.  this portion happened to be infected with a moderately nasty little bacteria who ate away at your bronchial tubes.  and not wanting to disturb the locals, i told them nothing about the erupting volcano (fearing they would want my boat) and i set off back to north america.  halfway through my journey, i began coughing violently (on account of the bacteria) and had very little gas left in my boat.  i realized that i could travel further by dumping all the baskets off the boat, so i moved them all to one side, and decided that i would start throwing them off.  unfortunately i had balanced the boat perfectly with all six baskets, so at this time the boat began to tilt at an angle i can only describe as uncomfortable.  at the point i was unable to breathe even though i was above water (my bronchial tubes were almost demolished), and the next thing i knew, the boat had capsized and i was underneath it.  the baskets began to sink down, and in doing so, all the powder exited the baskets when the flaps opened in a violent motion.  still keeping above surface although unable to breathe, i noticed all the powder had floating to the top, forming a foamy surface free of any water.  wanting to see sunlight in my last few seconds of life, i tried to take one last gasp of air while going under the surface, and in doing so i inhaled a good section of the powder on the surface.  the salt in the wax reacted with antitoxins in the mango, killing all bacteria that had multiplied in my lungs.  i surfaced on the other side coughing and hacking, and collapsed onto the top of the boat.  after several of hours of sleeping on top of the boat (seals had come and stolen my wallet moments after initally sleeping), i awoke and detached the motor from underneath.  realizing it was a dangerous but entierly necessary thing to do, i straddled the motor, put my feet on the front of the motor, and pulled the cord.  exactly one and two thirds of a mile later, i slipped off the back of the motor, the blades sliced one-two-three-four-five-six times into my tailbone, and the motor went flying off in a million different directions at once.

blood, sure, severed tailbone, definetly, true love?  no.

i don't like communist parachuters.  i definetly do not care for hitler.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 26, 2003, 04:19:20 PM
Holy Mother of God
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 26, 2003, 04:23:08 PM
Sphinx's post = sheer brilliance
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Post by: Cecil on June 26, 2003, 04:48:37 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
Humor is often the best (and sometimes only) way to deal with some of life's greater atrocities and injustices.


thats true
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Post by: Sleuth on June 26, 2003, 10:00:24 PM
Hey, Strom Thurmond died.  I thought I'd post that news in this thread
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Post by: Cecil on June 26, 2003, 10:07:47 PM
:shock:  :(
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Post by: The Silver Bullet on June 26, 2003, 10:19:25 PM
I am eating chips for lunch.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 26, 2003, 10:20:27 PM
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 27, 2003, 09:00:20 AM
:)
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 09:21:08 AM
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music


According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on June 27, 2003, 09:38:47 AM
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Quote from: chriskelvin
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music


According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".


Sorry Chris, but Hitler was an art student.  And he sucked ass
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 27, 2003, 09:42:54 AM
You can really call anyone a "student"... He tried to get into art schools and was rejected by everyone.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: punchdrunk23
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Quote from: chriskelvin
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music


According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".


Sorry Chris, but Hitler was an art student.  And he sucked ass


Are you sure? Am I mistaken again? Hm, I will have to check my harddisk...

I will look that up...
And I certainly don't want to defend him. But no one should make a connection between him and Europe. He was the contrary of everything what the European idea stands for, in my opinion.
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 09:47:07 AM
http://www.worldhistory.com/hitler.htm

"1907 Hitler went to Vienna to be an art student. He failed the entrance exam to the Academy of Fine Arts twice."
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on June 27, 2003, 10:03:40 AM
:shock:

Hold on a sec, I need to stuff my foot in my mouth.......
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Post by: Pubrick on June 27, 2003, 10:08:13 AM
Quote from: chriskelvin
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".

wow, ur the most easily offended person since Silver Bullet.

let's see hitler was born in europe, so he was european. he was trash, so he's eurotrash. and most german techno music sucks, and there are still lotsa skinheads around, and who can forget shizer porn.

every continent has bad shit, ur in severe denial of ur saintly land being scarred by past and present evils.
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on June 27, 2003, 10:31:01 AM
Du
Du hast
Du hast niche

Greatest lyrics ever.
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Post by: Cecil on June 27, 2003, 10:58:58 AM
what the hell is a niche?
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on June 27, 2003, 11:22:14 AM
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what the hell is a niche?


a place, employment, status, or activity for which a person or thing is best fitted


But don't worry... I meant to type nicht
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Post by: Cecil on June 27, 2003, 11:24:53 AM
mich
du hast mich
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on June 27, 2003, 11:37:04 AM
That's what they are saying in that song?


That just totaly ruins it!
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Post by: Pedro on June 27, 2003, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Foo
That's what they are saying in that song?


That just totaly ruins it!

um, the "m" sound is pretty noticeable...
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Post by: Cecil on June 27, 2003, 11:44:03 AM
Quote from: Foo
That's what they are saying in that song?


That just totaly ruins it!


not if you know that hes singing about his girlfriend who said "no" to him when he proposed.
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on June 27, 2003, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat

um, the "m" sound is pretty noticeable...

Perhaps... If you had listened to the song more than once.

Quote from: cecil b. demented


not if you know that hes singing about his girlfriend who said "no" to him when he proposed.


Probably because of his weak lyrics. She probably left him for Mr. Popenheimer. Now that guy has got skills.

Was ist, daß? Das ist ein roter Apfel.

Was ist, daß? Das ist eine Kuh.

Lyrical genius.
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Post by: modage on June 27, 2003, 01:33:44 PM
my sophisticated tastes are offended by the banner on the top left.  just because we dont have a foreign films forum, do we have to make light of it?  i mean, thats discrimination.  and its not funny.  couldnt we just say something like

XIXAX: for the average-pulp-fiction-lovin joe.  

or maybe just

XIXAX: no foreigners!

i dont know.  but the way it says we have something and then revokes it, bothers me.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 27, 2003, 01:47:20 PM
I don't know about the current banner, but one thing is certain:

We must have Hitler's head on somebody.

sphinx, get out your photoshop gloves
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 27, 2003, 01:59:01 PM
Here are some pictures to work from:

(http://home.tiscali.dk/8x026834/images/hitler.jpg)

(http://www.rumbumkin.freeservers.com/hitler.jpg)

(http://www.100nocao.blogger.com.br/hitler.jpg)
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Post by: sphinx on June 27, 2003, 02:51:44 PM
Quote from: themodernage02
i dont know.  but the way it says we have something and then revokes it, bothers me.


hahaha, you guys just wait until tomorrow.  i'm challenging myself to create a more offensive banner for each day

Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
sphinx, get out your photoshop gloves


just thinking about it idly, i would have said hat, but gloves is actually much more appropriate.  i think hat works for mspaint.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 27, 2003, 03:03:34 PM
so saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 03:12:18 PM
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
so saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::


I adore your cynicism. You're so cool.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 27, 2003, 03:14:28 PM
Quote from: chriskelvin
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
so saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::


 You're so cool.


I know, and you really should see my hair
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 27, 2003, 03:17:36 PM
i will tell you what i said to my good friend sigur when i met him,

this was my take on euro trash

"i take it you never heard a turkish guy and a macedonian guy use the expression " DISCO DISCO PLAY SOME PUFF DADDY BABY"
sooooooooooo euro trashy "
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: P
Quote from: chriskelvin
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".

wow, ur the most easily offended person since Silver Bullet.

let's see hitler was born in europe, so he was european. he was trash, so he's eurotrash. and most german techno music sucks, and there are still lotsa skinheads around, and who can forget shizer porn.

every continent has bad shit, ur in severe denial of ur saintly land being scarred by past and present evils.


I referred to the expression "euro trashy" as being commonly used by non-Europeans, no let's say by Americans, in order to show their contempt for the old continent. Yes, that really offends me. That's called xenophobia, which we Europeans have experienced a lot in hundreds of years. And yes, Europe is scarred by past evils. But scars are constant reminders of things you shouldn't repeat. As for our present evils, I think we have no more problems than the rest of the Western world . Additionally, I would like to inform you that there are not "lotsa skinheads" around here. On the contrary.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 27, 2003, 03:29:23 PM
europe gave us the oasis brothers and simon from american idol and geri from the spice girls, so you guys can be cool when you are not so uptight
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Post by: RegularKarate on June 27, 2003, 04:03:22 PM
Yeah... whatever...

Eurotrash... some people just deserve that title.
There are Hicks in America... that doesn't mean that all American's are Hicks or Hillbillies.

And there are plenty of skinheads everywhere.  In America too.  

By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough?  Because dude, that's just offensive.
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Post by: modage on June 27, 2003, 04:06:08 PM
(http://www.film.warka.pl/images/norton/norton.jpg)
You want to fuck with what my brothers are saying?
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 27, 2003, 04:06:23 PM
This reminds me of Celebrity, when that rabbi says "the skinheads ate all the bagels..."


Hehehe. Woody is funny.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 27, 2003, 04:07:58 PM
Quote from: RegularKarate
Yeah... whatever...

 

By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough?  Because dude, that's just offensive.


Now that is funny , that and cecils post about knocking a guy out and stuffing a dick in his mouth to take a picture

i feel almost proud :: tears well up::
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Post by: (kelvin) on June 27, 2003, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: RegularKarate
Yeah... whatever...

Eurotrash... some people just deserve that title.
There are Hicks in America... that doesn't mean that all American's are Hicks or Hillbillies.

And there are plenty of skinheads everywhere.  In America too.  

By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough?  Because dude, that's just offensive.


Dear Sir,

thou hadst insulted me gravely. I hereby demand immediate satisfaction.
Only thy blood shall let my enraged soul come to rest and put an end to my agony.

In tyrannos!
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Post by: ono on June 27, 2003, 04:19:49 PM
I just wanted to say I heartily approve of the new forum banner.  It's no "we no likey Hitler," but it'll do.  :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: modage on June 27, 2003, 04:28:57 PM
yeah, but you should have seen the OLD one...

(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/hit.jpg)
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Post by: SoNowThen on June 27, 2003, 04:41:12 PM
...I just peed my pants.
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Post by: modage on June 27, 2003, 04:58:04 PM
(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/hitsays.jpg)
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on June 28, 2003, 12:53:26 AM
Quote from: themodernage02
yeah, but you should have seen the OLD one...

(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/hit.jpg)


im speachless , this is beyond fucking funny , dear lord
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Post by: Fernando on October 22, 2003, 12:52:43 PM
Wow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.

(http://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/0-dates.jpg)
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on October 22, 2003, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: Fernando
Wow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.


Thank you.  :yabbse-grin:

Hopefully everyone knows it's a reference to this (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=3853&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45).
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Post by: godardian on October 22, 2003, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: Fernando
Wow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.


Thank you.  :yabbse-grin:

Hopefully everyone knows it's a reference to this (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=3853&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45).


Ah, I should've known... there's a restrained, wise eloquence to it that could only be the work of Blackman.
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 22, 2003, 07:27:16 PM
It's a good thing there are perfect people like JB to point out the films for others. Otherwise, how would we know on which night the terribly wrong and evil characters are?
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Post by: SoNowThen on October 22, 2003, 07:59:19 PM
Hardy-har-har
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Post by: Find Your Magali on October 29, 2003, 10:20:27 AM
The similarities between Tom Cruise (top left) and Jack Nicholson (top right) are quite startling today.

Same eyebrows.
Same five o'clock shadow
Same greasy hair over the forehead
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Post by: godardian on October 29, 2003, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Find Your Magali
The similarities between Tom Cruise (top left) and Jack Nicholson (top right) are quite startling today.

Same eyebrows.
Same five o'clock shadow
Same greasy hair over the forehead


...same feral look in the eye... Frank T.J. Mackey in "Seduce and Destroy" mode is almost scarier, because it's not like he even has a haunted hotel to blame his carnivorous blather on...
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Post by: Finn on November 12, 2003, 09:20:55 PM
I love the one we have now. What a coincidence! I just recieved the advance UK Quad poster of Kill Bill today and the banner just changed today as well.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 12, 2003, 09:21:45 PM
Quote from: Sydney
I love the one we have now. What a coincidence! I just recieved the advance UK Quad poster of Kill Bill today and the banner just changed today as well.


Dont' start that quads thing again...
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Post by: Finn on November 12, 2003, 10:00:41 PM
:lol:
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Post by: aclockworkjj on November 12, 2003, 10:07:53 PM
Go on and move with it if you need to...
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Post by: Pas on November 18, 2003, 11:45:24 AM
The current one is my favorite !
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Post by: SoNowThen on November 18, 2003, 11:52:50 AM
yeah, I was gonna say, kudos to whoever did it up

it gave a nice chuckle!!
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Post by: ono on November 18, 2003, 12:24:47 PM
"We forgot our mantra?"  Uh, where is that from?
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Post by: coffeebeetle on November 18, 2003, 12:59:22 PM
Annie Hall, Ono.  :)
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Post by: ono on November 18, 2003, 01:04:26 PM
Haha, wow, I've seen that movie like three or four times.  Can't believe I forgot that.  Thanks.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 19, 2003, 11:31:46 PM
..this questions concerns the upper right caroselling  banner....

what is the film that shows the two people (i think one has a gun..not sure though) in the view of looking at the negatives of pictures......
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Post by: modage on November 20, 2003, 02:08:47 PM
(http://www.xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/503.jpg)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by: picolas on November 21, 2003, 03:19:58 AM
Quote from: NEON MERCURY
what is the film that shows the two people (i think one has a gun..not sure though) in the view of looking at the negatives of pictures......

(http://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/517.jpg) :?:

i dunno... anybody?
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Post by: Pubrick on November 21, 2003, 04:03:56 AM
Quote from: picolas
(http://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/517.jpg) :?:

i dunno... anybody?

i always thought it was Point Blank. then i thought it wasn't.
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Post by: picolas on November 21, 2003, 04:17:08 AM
case closed.
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Post by: Pwaybloe on November 21, 2003, 08:51:11 AM
It's from "Alphaville."
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Post by: Pubrick on November 21, 2003, 11:12:09 AM
case closed.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 21, 2003, 11:17:39 AM
Quote from: Pawbloe
It's from "Alphaville."


thanks....
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Post by: Fernando on December 01, 2003, 12:27:47 PM
(http://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixax.jpg)

I don't know where you got it, but it's great. (XIX  "Puffed Flakes")
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Post by: Xixax on December 01, 2003, 12:56:13 PM
I'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.

I'm so hurt. Deeply.
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Post by: molly on December 01, 2003, 01:10:47 PM
start a thread about that.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 01, 2003, 05:27:57 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
I'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.

I'm so hurt. Deeply.


Were you offended by the Jacki Lynn one, as well?
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Post by: Xixax on December 01, 2003, 05:33:49 PM
I could never be offended by sweet little Jacki.

mmmmmm....... Jacki.........
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on December 01, 2003, 06:10:59 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
I'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.

I'm so hurt. Deeply.


It wasn't me. I thought it was you.  :idea:
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 01, 2003, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: XIXAX
I'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.

I'm so hurt. Deeply.


It wasn't me. I thought it was you.  :idea:


I always thoght that emoticon was a shocked cyclops because I never used it and never thought about it too much.
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Post by: Gloria on December 08, 2003, 07:03:26 PM
I just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous.  Is it from anything?
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Post by: Sleuth on December 08, 2003, 07:40:46 PM
Quote from: Gloria
I just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous.  Is it from anything?


Blue Velvet?
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Post by: cowboykurtis on December 08, 2003, 07:47:45 PM
american bueaty stole that shot from blue velvet.
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Post by: Pedro on December 08, 2003, 07:56:53 PM
Quote from: Slobh
Quote from: Gloria
I just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous.  Is it from anything?


Blue Velvet?
i think you're correct
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on December 08, 2003, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
Quote from: Slobh
Blue Velvet?
i think you're correct


Confirmed.
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Post by: SoNowThen on December 23, 2003, 09:34:58 AM
......it's baaaacckk!!!!!!!!!!!


And I love it.

The most wonderful time of the year, and all that.
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Post by: 82 on December 31, 2003, 12:55:34 AM
Storytelling rules.
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Post by: Sleuth on December 31, 2003, 01:40:29 AM
My monitor is too dark (yes, the bright and contrast are up all the way) so I can't see what it is

help :!:  :?:  :idea:
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Post by: 82 on December 31, 2003, 01:48:34 AM
Quote from: Slog
My monitor is too dark (yes, the bright and contrast are up all the way) so I can't see what it is

help :!:  :?:  :idea:


Watch the storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...
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Post by: Sleuth on December 31, 2003, 01:51:28 AM
ahhhhhhh yes
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Post by: picolas on December 31, 2003, 01:55:34 AM
Quote from: 82
Watch the storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...

qt: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fineline/storytelling.html

whoever can tell me what music is playing in that trailer gets a pat on the back. i'll pay for the shipping.
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Post by: Thecowgoooesmooo on December 31, 2003, 02:10:37 AM
Where can I get my eyes on this amazing movie!?


And when!




chris
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Post by: cine on December 31, 2003, 02:11:50 AM
A TV screen?  :?
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Post by: 82 on December 31, 2003, 11:15:36 AM
Quote from: picolas
Quote from: 82
Watch the storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...

qt: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fineline/storytelling.html

whoever can tell me what music is playing in that trailer gets a pat on the back. i'll pay for the shipping.



I assume belle and sebastian...
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Post by: Finn on January 02, 2004, 01:19:35 PM
It's great to see a Todd Solondz movie as a banner for the site!
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Post by: modage on January 07, 2004, 04:41:05 PM
who's that now?  The Station Agent?
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Post by: kotte on January 07, 2004, 04:43:29 PM
The guy looks a bit like Peter Dinklage.

I don't think so, but if it is...who the fuck is she? Shouldn't this guy get as many hot chicks as he wants?
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Post by: modage on January 07, 2004, 04:45:20 PM
Patricia Clarkson trying to out-ugly Charlize Theron for the oscar?
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Post by: kotte on January 07, 2004, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: themodernage02
Patricia Clarkson trying to out-ugly Charlize Theron for the oscar?


 :-D

Crap, I didn't know she's Vera in Dogville...what an eye-opener.
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Post by: Xixax on January 07, 2004, 05:07:32 PM
Actually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).

But now that you mention it, it does look like Dinklage.
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Post by: kotte on January 07, 2004, 05:11:55 PM
Looking for someone ugly?

UglyPeople.com (http://www.uglypeople.com) is the obvious choice...
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 07, 2004, 06:10:35 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
Actually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).

But now that you mention it, it does look like Dinklage.


I clicked the link and cringed hoping it wasn't a ploy to trick me into seeing Goatse.  My respect has gone up for you Xixax.

(You're probably wondering why I clicked on it if I thought it was Goatse.  So am I.)
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Post by: cine on January 07, 2004, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
Actually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture  (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).

Haha.. "Hell is other people" -- Sartre reference for the theatre buffs.
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Post by: Xixax on January 07, 2004, 06:21:28 PM
Quote from: Walrus, KooKookajoob
I clicked the link and cringed hoping it wasn't a ploy to trick me into seeing Goatse.

Damn, I wish I would have thought of that! I haven't busted JB's balls with Goatse in at least 24 hours!
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Post by: kotte on January 10, 2004, 07:46:47 PM
(http://www.xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/391.jpg)

From what movie or magazine is this one from?
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 10, 2004, 07:50:57 PM
the British Fight Club
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 10, 2004, 08:08:33 PM
Quote from: kotte
From what movie or magazine is this one from?


It's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal I think (I can't remember my own banners).
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Post by: kotte on January 10, 2004, 08:10:17 PM
Quote from: The Gold Blackman
Quote from: kotte
From what movie or magazine is this one from?


It's from a fake magazine cover seen in Full Frontal.



aha! :-D
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Post by: MacGuffin on January 10, 2004, 08:13:44 PM
Quote from: The Gold Blackman
It's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.
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Post by: kotte on January 10, 2004, 08:15:38 PM
Quote from: Find Your MacGuffali
Quote from: The Gold Blackman
It's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.


Quote from: kotte
aha! :-D
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 10, 2004, 08:17:30 PM
Wow, I guess I didn't even make that banner.  :shock:
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Post by: modage on January 10, 2004, 10:29:31 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Wow, I guess I didn't even make that banner.  :shock:

oops, i did.  didnt see the question till now.
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Post by: Pubrick on January 11, 2004, 01:32:03 AM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Wow, I guess I didn't even make that banner.  :shock:

haha do u find that all ur shoes are missing in the morning?
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on January 11, 2004, 10:59:08 PM
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music


...hahahahaah!!!!!!!!...........
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Post by: cine on January 11, 2004, 11:34:04 PM
Neon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on January 11, 2004, 11:44:11 PM
Quote from: Cinephile
Neon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?


....lets keep it PG-13...eh?......;)

i just thought it funny....REALLY.... funny.....

sometimes the stuff he used  to post bordered on genius.....

....sorry.... :(
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 12, 2004, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: Cinephile
Neon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?


Wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Post by: SoNowThen on January 12, 2004, 03:05:29 PM
Quote from: NEON MERCURY
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
if hitler has taught us anything, its this

german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted

so next time your walking around your local college town and  you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank

you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music


...hahahahaah!!!!!!!!...........


Yeah, seriously, even all the Pants-haters must admit, that's fucking hilarious!!
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Post by: cine on January 12, 2004, 04:15:43 PM
Quote from: Walrus, KooKookajoob
Quote from: Cinephile
Neon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?


Wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Well when I laugh at a dead joke from 6 months ago from a guy who was banned long ago then by all means, freak the fuck out on me. I deserve it.
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Post by: Reinhold on January 12, 2004, 04:40:08 PM
(http://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixax.jpg)

dude kinda looks like a skinny lead singer from the Aquabats.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 12, 2004, 08:39:42 PM
Quote from: Cinephile
Well when I laugh at a dead joke from 6 months ago from a guy who was banned long ago then by all means, freak the fuck out on me. I deserve it.


(http://questmodels.com/americas_ppp/1999/cry99.jpg)
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Post by: cine on January 12, 2004, 11:14:30 PM
Either that was an inside joke I missed or you just copied GDIDM's joke.
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Post by: Pubrick on January 12, 2004, 11:35:03 PM
group hug.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on January 13, 2004, 12:20:10 AM
remember when my beautiful face was on the top left corner?

::sob sob::

good times...

good times...
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Post by: mogwai on January 13, 2004, 10:20:50 AM
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good times...

fo sho, creamed my pants constantly.
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Post by: Xixax on January 13, 2004, 10:52:43 AM
We've had some great ones in our first year.

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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 13, 2004, 10:58:55 AM
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    Sphinx's head on Halle Berry's body accepting the oscar
    "We'd rather catch herpes than pay $8.50 to see a movie that sucks"
    "We don't much care for Hitler"
    Hidden goatse
    Sweet, sweet Jackie Lynn
    Soldiers Xixaxing from their desert tents
    [/list:u]

Those were pretty much all your banners, if I'm not mistaken.  :roll:
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Post by: Xixax on January 13, 2004, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: Xaxix
    Sphinx's head on Halle Berry's body accepting the oscar
    "We'd rather catch herpes than pay $8.50 to see a movie that sucks"
    "We don't much care for Hitler"
    Hidden goatse
    Sweet, sweet Jackie Lynn
    Soldiers Xixaxing from their desert tents
    [/list:u]

Those were pretty much all your banners, if I'm not mistaken.  :roll:

So is there any question why they're the best, then?
 :-D

Actually, Hitler was someone else's. Still.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 13, 2004, 01:46:49 PM
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Actually, Hitler was someone else's.

Sphinx's, I'm pretty sure.

And I have to admit that the Halle Berry was a classic haunting image.
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Post by: Pubrick on January 13, 2004, 08:47:47 PM
i liked the Gigli one with the PDL line, and then the Freddy Vs Jason one with the PDL line.
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Post by: ©brad on January 14, 2004, 12:09:44 PM
i think my favorite was the tom cruise "we're not here for the ****ing nachos." it always made me chuckle.
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Post by: SoNowThen on January 14, 2004, 12:33:56 PM
I always thought For The Christmas was pure class.

The Hitler one was great, too.
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Post by: cron on January 14, 2004, 12:52:13 PM
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i liked the Gigli one with the PDL line, and then the Freddy Vs Jason one with the PDL line.

may i please see those ?
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Post by: mogwai on January 14, 2004, 01:32:12 PM
confidential. filed away at the xixax office.
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Post by: cron on January 14, 2004, 02:03:35 PM
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confidential. filed away at the xixax office.

i ain't buying that. i smell conspiracy.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on January 17, 2004, 04:27:59 PM
..that is the best banner yet......press return

.....
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Post by: Finn on January 17, 2004, 08:29:32 PM
What movie is this banner from? It reminds me of the last scene in The Man Who Wasn't There.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on January 17, 2004, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: Sydney
What movie is this banner from?  .



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Post by: mogwai on January 18, 2004, 01:22:29 AM
ha, neon is so good when it comes to explaining things.

anyways, i do remember these banners:

(http://w1.422.telia.com/~u42243560/xixax.jpg)
(http://w1.422.telia.com/~u42243560/xixaxs.jpg)

and this recent one:

(http://w1.422.telia.com/~u42243560/xixax6433.jpg)
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Post by: (kelvin) on February 19, 2004, 10:50:03 AM
Is this really necessary?
"We think the Holocaust is a tragedy?"
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 19, 2004, 10:56:26 AM
hehehe


"Communists Don't Watch Movies"
and
"World Peace Looks Better in 35mm"

are fuckin' classic.

Cheers to whoever's responsible.
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Post by: Duck Sauce on February 19, 2004, 11:51:07 AM
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hehehe


"Communists Don't Watch Movies"
and
"World Peace Looks Better in 35mm"

are fuckin' classic.

Cheers to whoever's responsible.



lol
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Post by: godardian on February 19, 2004, 12:01:16 PM
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
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Post by: (kelvin) on February 19, 2004, 12:33:34 PM
Of all arts, cinema is the most important for us.

-Lenin
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 19, 2004, 12:36:13 PM
It's called a joke, guys. Look into it.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on February 19, 2004, 12:43:48 PM
other examples of a joke would be:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YA6G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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Post by: Duck Sauce on February 19, 2004, 01:09:40 PM
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I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!



do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?
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Post by: godardian on February 19, 2004, 01:43:02 PM
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Quote from: godardian
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!



do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?


I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?
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Post by: Duck Sauce on February 19, 2004, 01:46:38 PM
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Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: godardian
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!



do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?


I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does
having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?


only when its always whiney.


dont twist things too much, you might get knots
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 19, 2004, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: godardian
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!

Quote from: godardian
I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny

It's actually my banner, so hopefully that changes the context...  :shock: ...
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Post by: godardian on February 19, 2004, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: godardian
Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: godardian
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!



do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?


I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does
having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?


only when its always whiney.


dont twist things too much, you might get knots


 :?:   Some people find anything that challenges their opinion to be "whiney," which is a complete (and likely purposeful, judging from the source) mischaracterization of the tone of my posts. I guess if opinions contradicting yours force you to get small and stoop to name-calling, that's your business; it only reflects poorly on you.
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 19, 2004, 01:54:11 PM
I figured so, and that it was probably something to do with the Presidents thread talk of yesterday, and I found it very witty!!


EDIT -- haha, "open mouth, insert foot" is great, too.

May I propose: Too much posting can make you a bad filmmaker.

Or some such variation on my bizarre thread...
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Post by: godardian on February 19, 2004, 01:57:33 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Quote from: godardian
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."

That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!

Quote from: godardian
I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny

It's actually my banner, so hopefully that changes the context...  :shock: ...


That is surprising, but... I definitely don't find it nearly so clever as some of the banners that have been popping up. The problem iwith banners is that there is no context... it can only say what it says, and it would have to be meticulously worded for any irony to come through. Anyway, I'm not saying to remove it or anything remotely like that- some people were exploding with "LOL"s and I saw fit to give my opinion. That is all.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 19, 2004, 02:01:02 PM
Quote from: godardian
I definitely don't find it nearly so clever as some of the banners that have been popping up. The problem iwith banners is that there is no context... it can only say what it says, and it would have to be meticulously worded for any irony to come through.

I definitely agree.

But starting now, let's just all assume that anything offensive up there is ironic.
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Post by: ono on February 19, 2004, 02:06:38 PM
I think the "Open Mouth Insert Foot" banner up there sums up this little spat quite nicely.  :-D
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Post by: godardian on February 19, 2004, 02:07:30 PM
I love the Criterion/crack one. I'm wondering, though, if some of them are too old-timer-centric and would be really confusing or even off-putting to anyone new/unfamiliar with the personalities here. The God Damn Im da Man joke is funny, but only if you've gone through and read his posts and have been familiar with him and his pants-creaming thing for a while.
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 19, 2004, 02:08:58 PM
In jokes are the best jokes because they make you feel more important than the people who don't get them.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 19, 2004, 02:11:01 PM
MacGuffin and themodernage02 should get credit for lots of these banners... I personally think the Honda one is brilliant.
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Post by: Fernando on February 19, 2004, 04:19:06 PM
What about: 'Say monkey and you'll be banned.'
Feel free to change whatever you like or not.
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Post by: ono on February 19, 2004, 04:45:28 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
In jokes are the best jokes because they make you feel more important than the people who don't get them.

Exactly!  :-D

And, they give people incentive/reason to stick around.

EDIT: "From Movie Lover to Movie Snob in Six Months."  Ain't it the truth.  Hehe.
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Post by: Sleuth on February 19, 2004, 04:49:33 PM
Check yo nuts if dey still works

WHAT A BLAST FROM THE PAST :yabbse-shocked:  :shock:  :turn-l:  :halfrobot:  :!:
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on February 20, 2004, 07:02:24 PM
how 'bout: "we bitch-slapped that sassy ape from planets of the apes with a banana, cinema -verite style "
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Post by: Weak2ndAct on February 21, 2004, 03:20:46 AM
According to the current info, Xixax has a more stable financial future than I do  :?
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Post by: Pubrick on February 21, 2004, 03:20:51 AM
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how 'bout: "we bitch-slapped that sassy ape from planets of the apes with a banana, cinema -verite style "

not long enuff.

how bout:
"Life is an inevitable chain of losses since we are born. We lose the womb, our mothers, and we lose our childhood, and we lose our innocence, and we lose our friends in school, and we lose our dreams, and our faith, and we lose our parents, and sometimes our jobs, and we lose our hair, and our health and in the end, our life. But how do you confront that? How do you return to life again? You learn something about yourself. And that's the dignity of being human"

..that might only work with the "how u like dem apples" good will hunting pic.
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Post by: modage on February 22, 2004, 07:31:57 PM
i love "Now only 93% sarcasm".
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Post by: Find Your Magali on February 22, 2004, 08:56:15 PM
How about: "We're not going to stop until you wise up."

Eh?
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Post by: modage on February 22, 2004, 09:07:03 PM
also: has anyone else noticed that occasionally the movie image will match up hilariously with the phrase next to it?  every once in a while ill get something that really cracks me up.
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Post by: SHAFTR on February 23, 2004, 02:43:03 PM
"Even The Gold Trumpet Approves"
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Post by: Weak2ndAct on February 23, 2004, 04:52:54 PM
"Over 1000 members, and only 20 girls kissed between them"
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Post by: ono on February 23, 2004, 04:54:57 PM
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"Even The Gold Trumpet Approves"

The caption for a Die Hard banner?
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Post by: SHAFTR on February 23, 2004, 05:00:57 PM
Nerd Network
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Post by: A Matter Of Chance on February 23, 2004, 05:05:58 PM
"We'd like to think we're pretty food."

Instead of pretty good, like in PDL
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Post by: Pedro on February 23, 2004, 05:06:32 PM
criterion is out crack....


yeah.
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Post by: cine on February 23, 2004, 05:17:04 PM
"Harry Knowles can't touch this"

and

"Sounds like 'sex acts' for a reason"
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Post by: modage on February 23, 2004, 05:24:17 PM
before i thought "Chances are you're looking at Klaus Kinski right now." would've been good.  but doesnt really apply anymore.
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Post by: Find Your Magali on February 23, 2004, 06:34:46 PM
How about:

Chances are, Klaus Kinski is looking at YOU right now
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Post by: cine on February 23, 2004, 06:39:27 PM
How about:

Klaus Kinski is worth ALL of Xixax's banner space.....
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Post by: Find Your Magali on February 23, 2004, 06:42:25 PM
Klaus Kinski was GREAT in Out of Africa
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 23, 2004, 06:54:26 PM
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before i thought "Chances are you're looking at Klaus Kinski right now." would've been good.  but doesnt really apply anymore.

I only removed a couple, but it seems to make a difference.
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Post by: slice on February 23, 2004, 08:15:23 PM
"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"

or some variation
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Post by: classical gas on February 23, 2004, 09:14:06 PM
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"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"

or some variation


"We also welcome inspiring actors and actresses"  maybe?

I'm not very good at this...
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Post by: bonanzataz on February 23, 2004, 09:28:44 PM
"vaGINa!!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!"
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Post by: Duck Sauce on February 23, 2004, 09:35:45 PM
Quote from: slice
"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"

or some variation



what did she say again?
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on February 23, 2004, 09:52:44 PM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: slice
"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"

or some variation



what did she say again?



"'spread my soul's secret".....is that what you mean by  what  did she say?
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Post by: Pubrick on February 24, 2004, 12:42:42 AM
she said pta was a soul shaker, and something about spreading.

"we welcome soul shakers, inspiring actresses"
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Post by: SHAFTR on February 24, 2004, 12:54:37 AM
"It's called Sydney"
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Post by: ono on February 24, 2004, 07:24:43 AM
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"It's called Sydney"

Haha, nice one.  :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: Find Your Magali on February 24, 2004, 08:57:24 AM
"Shia LaBeouf Chat
Tuesdays at 7 p.m."
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Post by: Just Withnail on February 24, 2004, 11:47:52 AM
"Please ask us about the frogs"

"You better know how to search"/ or "Know your search function"
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 24, 2004, 12:56:09 PM
to whoever did the "suck a fuck" one, cheers!!

I suggested something like that in the t-shirts thread, and I got the looney tunes cricket silence. I figured no one got it...
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Post by: Raikus on February 24, 2004, 01:10:22 PM
"We use fullscreen DVDs as coasters."

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."

"Due for another board blowup on April 17th."
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Post by: Xixax on February 24, 2004, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
to whoever did the "suck a fuck" one, cheers!

 8)
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Post by: Pubrick on February 24, 2004, 05:16:36 PM
Quote from: Withnail
"Please ask us about the frogs"

Quote from: Find Your Magali
"Shia LaBeouf Chat
Tuesdays at 7 p.m."

Quote from: Raikus
"Due for another board blowup on April 17th."

sumone get on these quick.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 24, 2004, 05:34:33 PM
Patience!

Everybody comes up with all these masterpieces right after I do an update.
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Post by: Just Withnail on February 25, 2004, 10:34:50 AM
"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"

"Focus you eyes on the revolving reel to your left. Focus. You're getting sleepy. Feel your social life drift away."

"Yes, that avatar is my (...)"
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Post by: Sigur Rós on February 25, 2004, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Withnail
"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"


Is it OK to like The Gold Trumpet?
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Post by: Gold Trumpet on February 25, 2004, 10:49:23 AM
Quote from: Zigur Róz
Quote from: Withnail
"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"


Is it OK to like The Gold Trumpet?


Doubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.
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Post by: Sigur Rós on February 25, 2004, 10:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
Doubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.


Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....
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Post by: Just Withnail on February 25, 2004, 12:05:18 PM
Quote from: Zigur Róz
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
Doubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.


Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....


Sorry if you took it the wrong way GT. Respect you in every possible way, and enjoy pretty much everything you write, even if I don't always agree with you. I consider my poke harmless fun, sorry if you didn't, though I realize your third person critique of yourself might be a little sarcastic.

Anyway, some new considerations:

"No, that's not Mark Wahlbergs penis. It's ours"

"Someday, one of us will reinvent the reel"
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Post by: Gold Trumpet on February 25, 2004, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Withnail
Quote from: Zigur Róz
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
Doubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.


Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....


Sorry if you took it the wrong way GT. Respect you in every possible way, and enjoy pretty much everything you write, even if I don't always agree with you. I consider my poke harmless fun, sorry if you didn't, though I realize your third person critique of yourself might be a little sarcastic.


Sarcastic. I liked your idea. I also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something. "Director of Lame-ography" is boring now.
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Post by: Sigur Rós on February 25, 2004, 01:43:11 PM
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
I also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something.


Why aren't you offended by my label? I mean you are French - you are arrogant.

And Die Hard is a great movie.
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Post by: Gold Trumpet on February 25, 2004, 01:49:50 PM
Quote from: Zigur Róz
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
I also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something.


Why aren't you offended by my label? I mean you are French - you are arrogant.


The only problem I could have with your label is with the French part, but I thought they had some of the best movies of last year so I can't complain. Now, if you said "Hollywood Elitist", I may have some problems.
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Post by: ©brad on February 25, 2004, 10:47:57 PM
see brad @ the sea shore.

anita bonghit, please report to the front desk
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Post by: eward on February 25, 2004, 11:01:46 PM
Use lotion.

We don't know if PTA posts here.

Minority Report does NOT suck hairballs!

Give us your money!

It's the choice of a new generation.

We were in the shit.

We don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.
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Post by: Just Withnail on February 26, 2004, 02:09:48 AM
Quote from: eward
We don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.


:lol:  That's a great one
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Post by: ono on February 26, 2004, 12:19:26 PM
Quote from: Withnail
Quote from: eward
We don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.

:lol:  That's a great one

Eh, it's rather stating the obvious.  Not too funny to me.

I like this one more:
Quote from: eward
We were in the shit.

Simple, and representative of a movie most of us at least appreciate.  Except for GT.  :-D
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Post by: MacGuffin on February 26, 2004, 07:48:26 PM
If you've thought it, chances are there's already a thread about it.
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Post by: Pubrick on February 27, 2004, 08:03:45 AM
'this is way too long to fit on a banner'
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on February 27, 2004, 01:23:34 PM
how about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"
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Post by: Sebastian Haff on February 27, 2004, 02:50:14 PM
Quote from: NEON MERCURY
how about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"

I love good ass jokes as much as any crude guy does.

But that's really not even remotely funny.
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 27, 2004, 03:10:31 PM
you are so so wrong



Neon, that's fucking great!!!
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Post by: Slick Shoes on February 27, 2004, 05:58:14 PM
'What else are you gonna do at work?'
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Post by: eward on February 27, 2004, 11:11:45 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
you are so so wrong



Neon, that's fucking great!!!


yeah but it worked triple for you cuz you hate spielberg......but i gotta admit, i thought it was pretty damn funny too  :lol:
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Post by: Slick Shoes on February 28, 2004, 05:32:14 PM
'We accept you one of us.'
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Post by: Slick Shoes on February 28, 2004, 05:34:21 PM
'Don't drop the soap!'
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Post by: Chest Rockwell on February 28, 2004, 07:58:53 PM
We're not wrong. We're just assholes.
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Post by: SoNowThen on February 29, 2004, 04:01:25 PM
Quote from: Slick Shoes
'Don't drop the soap!'


That needs to be up there, ASAP!!
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Post by: Slick Shoes on March 01, 2004, 06:55:29 PM
"Home of the semi-annual Circle Jerk'
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Post by: Sebastian Haff on March 01, 2004, 07:08:24 PM
XIXAX.COM

Torn between Glitter and Gigli.
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Post by: SoNowThen on March 03, 2004, 02:24:46 PM
the new idle chatter tagline is fuggin classic!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Chest Rockwell on March 13, 2004, 02:50:47 PM
Pretty stupid but...

Lost in Conversation
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Post by: Sebastian Haff on March 13, 2004, 03:21:33 PM
I like that one!
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Post by: Thrindle on March 17, 2004, 05:48:00 PM
How about: For the mentally superior, and the socially challenged.

If anyone already wrote something similar to this, sorry...
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Post by: ono on March 18, 2004, 01:07:13 AM
How about "We're here for the canoodling," or something to that effect?
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Post by: cine on March 18, 2004, 01:08:54 AM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
How about "We're here for the canoodling," or something to that effect?

If anything, "Canoodling like it's nobody's business."
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Post by: ono on March 18, 2004, 01:12:10 AM
Haha, this place is turning into one neverending episode of Seinfeld.
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Post by: cine on March 18, 2004, 01:31:37 AM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
Haha, this place is turning into one neverending episode of Seinfeld.

(http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/images/Soupnazi.jpg)
                 "NO XIXAX FOR YOU!"
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Post by: Tictacbk on April 05, 2004, 06:55:25 PM
"We have secret pudding"

"The reason you skipped work today"
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Post by: Bethie on April 06, 2004, 02:35:34 AM
I had no clue that some of my fellow xixaxers came up with those quotes. I love them. When I first joined I kept refreshing the page so I could read them all. My favorite one is "World Peace Looks Better in 35mm" That one rules. Sometimes I even use it as my away message for aim. shhh.

Are you excepting more? Stupid ones that came to my stupid brain:

"Tell your mom that I said hi"   8)
"Before you come in, show some ID"
"Not to worry we here at xixax are always right"
"Movie goers that save ticket stubs"
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Post by: cron on April 06, 2004, 05:06:01 AM
"Pobody's Nerfect in Australia."
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Post by: Sigur Rós on April 06, 2004, 05:31:43 AM
This is not Nam there are rules!
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Post by: SoNowThen on April 06, 2004, 09:46:16 AM
Quote from: Sigur Rós
This is not Nam there are rules!



YES!!!
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Post by: Tictacbk on April 06, 2004, 01:45:07 PM
"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"
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Post by: cine on April 06, 2004, 02:03:16 PM
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"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"

That would've been good 5 weeks ago.
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Post by: Tictacbk on April 06, 2004, 02:05:35 PM
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Quote from: Tictacbk
"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"

That would've been good 5 weeks ago.



Correction: 5 weeks ago we wanted to thank everybody in New Zealand
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Post by: El Duderino on April 18, 2004, 10:23:47 PM
More addictive than nicotine
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Post by: Chest Rockwell on April 19, 2004, 04:31:54 PM
You brought yo bitch to Xixax?
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Post by: Lambdacism on April 21, 2004, 12:07:15 AM
xixax: the people: of xixax; the people have: xixax: the people; have not the grasp the concept of: xixax; the word: xixax; the idea: xixax; the entity: xixax; the: xixax;
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Post by: El Duderino on April 21, 2004, 12:09:51 AM
:nono:

too complicated
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Post by: cine on April 21, 2004, 12:13:24 AM
Catchy though...
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Post by: Slick Shoes on April 24, 2004, 06:21:59 PM
This is like our church, alright.
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Post by: Raikus on April 24, 2004, 11:49:24 PM
Xixax.com

Filling veins with digital crack since 2003.
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Post by: ono on April 25, 2004, 12:32:21 AM
I think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter.  Anything else would be redundant.
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Post by: Just Withnail on April 25, 2004, 11:27:32 AM
Criterion is our very tasty ice cream.
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Post by: Ravi on April 25, 2004, 11:49:36 AM
"Judging actresses on how hot they are"
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 25, 2004, 11:52:56 AM
Quote from: Ravi
"Judging actresses on how hot they are"

You can put that one here:

http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=4841&start=90
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 25, 2004, 04:05:46 PM
Updated, finally. (I take responsibility for the severe cheesiness.)
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Post by: SHAFTR on April 25, 2004, 04:50:32 PM
nerd network
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Post by: ono on April 25, 2004, 04:51:40 PM
Yay, puns!

Love all the new ones, even though they are horribly cheesy.  Or is that xixeesy?
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Post by: Raikus on April 25, 2004, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Onomatopita
I think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter.  Anything else would be redundant.

You're redundant.

Oh, snap.
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Post by: El Duderino on April 25, 2004, 04:54:41 PM
Quote from: Onomatopita
Yay, puns!


did you get that from last night's SNL? hilarious.
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Post by: ono on April 25, 2004, 04:56:49 PM
Quote from: Raikus
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I think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter.  Anything else would be redundant.

You're redundant.

Oh, snap.

I can't tell whether that was a zing or a burn.

And on that note, there needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien.  Hey, if we can have a banner about Letterman and Leno, why not?

For Conesy, how about "Keep Cool, My Babies?"  Plzkthx.

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Yay, puns!

did you get that from last night's SNL? hilarious.

No, I got it from an SNL earlier this season which, as a pleasant coincidence (i.e. one of the funniest episodes of SNL in ages) reran last night.  ;)  Christina Aguilera has surprisingly good comic ability.

Gotta say, though, the "Xixtinguish Your Passions" banner?  Not really good, considering the nature of the site.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 25, 2004, 05:05:35 PM
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there needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien.

(http://xixax.com/header_words/conankilborn.jpg)
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Post by: ono on April 25, 2004, 05:07:06 PM
Ah, that is one I didn't see.  Excellent.  But...
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For Conesy, how about "Keep Cool, My Babies?"  Plzkthx.
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Post by: cine on April 25, 2004, 07:10:39 PM
One Conan joke is enough, I think.

We already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 25, 2004, 07:36:55 PM
Quote from: 50 Centiphile
We already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.

And I shall smite thee with them forever more!  :twisted:
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Post by: MacGuffin on April 25, 2004, 07:44:55 PM
"Xixax: Smiting slogans, one at a time."
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Post by: ono on April 25, 2004, 08:01:36 PM
Quote from: 50 Centiphile
One Conan joke is enough, I think.

We already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.

Yeah, so we should probably lose the Conan/Kilborn one, eh?
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Post by: SoNowThen on April 26, 2004, 08:55:01 AM
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there needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien.

(http://xixax.com/header_words/conankilborn.jpg)



Hahahahahaha, I hadn't noticed that one before....

classic!!
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Post by: Thrindle on April 26, 2004, 11:44:12 AM
I just saw the one:  This is not 'nam, there are rules

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING  :-D
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Post by: Sigur Rós on April 26, 2004, 11:47:16 AM
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I just saw the one:  This is not 'nam, there are rules

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING  :-D


hehe yeah, I can't believe no one thought about it before.
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Post by: El Duderino on April 26, 2004, 07:46:17 PM
this was supposed to say "Creating Radiohead fans, One Nickelback fan at a time"
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Post by: Ravi on April 26, 2004, 07:46:33 PM
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"Judging actresses on how hot they are"

You can put that one here:

http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=4841&start=90


Nah, I'm sure people talked about Mary Pickford and Clara Bow being bangable.
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Post by: SoNowThen on April 27, 2004, 03:58:08 PM
The new idle chatter tagline is tops, as usual.

But this:

"Creating Almodovar fans one Scorsese fan at a time"

Well, I guess it would be funny if it wasn't a rib on me... :)

But still, it seems to insinuate that Scorsese is not amazing, which is just plain evil...
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Post by: Thrindle on April 27, 2004, 04:56:27 PM
"We discourage unprotected Xixax"

I LOVE IT!  still laughing... yet again
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Post by: Tictacbk on April 27, 2004, 09:20:36 PM
hahaha "Surprising Non-catholic"  thats a good one.
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Post by: Ravi on May 11, 2004, 08:35:28 PM
How about "Owned"?
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Post by: Sleuth on May 12, 2004, 11:57:34 PM
this board's a pimp and playa and you know it's cause the hair
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on May 13, 2004, 08:02:44 AM
A few suggestions..

You Got Served!

Ever Heard Of p.t. Anderson?
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Post by: Sleuth on May 13, 2004, 12:55:19 PM
I think the hair should be done once a week or something
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Post by: Pas on May 14, 2004, 08:58:18 PM
Mentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol
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Post by: Just Withnail on May 14, 2004, 09:13:21 PM
Quote from: Pas Rapport
Mentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol


New banner right there.
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Post by: Thrindle on May 15, 2004, 02:10:43 AM
Quote from: Pas Rapport
Mentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol


 :-D   Yay!  I finally made someone laugh!!!!!!
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Post by: Sleepless on June 27, 2004, 12:19:07 PM
Some suggestions:

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Delaying my screenplay
(Bruce Willis doesn't know he's dead)
We liked Smoochy
More addictive than Tellytubbies
Sans fin
So good we're gonna kill the chef
Put the bunny back in the box
Our lives are in you hands and you have butterfingers?
xixax is very food
The Mark Borchardt sympathizers
The original Solaris is best
Anyone know what P.T.Anderson's next film is about?
There's something in the water
Prepare to lose an afternoon
Film geek heaven
We pity the fool who doesn't like Xixax
Just wait 'till the black bars are on the side of the screen, dumbass
Auteurs-in-waiting
Lucas was a genius

Most of them are crap, but I think there's some good ones there? Huh?
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Post by: Sigur Rós on June 27, 2004, 12:24:12 PM
xixax - now in 4:3 for your pleasure.
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Post by: Sleepless on June 27, 2004, 12:42:35 PM
The only way we can save ourselves now is to start firebombing
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Post by: Slick Shoes on July 01, 2004, 11:12:51 AM
Bresson, Burger King and Everything In Between
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Post by: SHAFTR on July 01, 2004, 11:22:06 AM
cut it out
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Post by: rustinglass on July 01, 2004, 11:58:26 AM
ha, thats good, man
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Post by: SHAFTR on July 05, 2004, 01:06:33 AM
Xixax:
where only the 400 blows.
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Post by: Ravi on July 05, 2004, 01:23:49 PM
All Hail Ratner
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Post by: eward on July 05, 2004, 07:35:49 PM
xixax - so much ingratitude after all the times it's saved our lives
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Post by: picolas on July 05, 2004, 10:23:17 PM
Ratner never saved my life.
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Post by: eward on July 05, 2004, 11:17:22 PM
that was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)
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Post by: Sleepless on July 10, 2004, 11:01:31 AM
The place to take stuff too seriously
Redirecting you now
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Post by: rustinglass on July 10, 2004, 11:37:26 AM
We want to take our DVDs with us when we die
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Post by: cron on July 10, 2004, 11:52:45 AM
So easy to hate it,
So hard to stop reading it.
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Post by: picolas on July 10, 2004, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: eward
that was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)

i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.
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Post by: Just Withnail on July 10, 2004, 04:49:50 PM
"Where cinephiles go to die", or "Secret cinephile burialground".
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Post by: Sleepless on July 10, 2004, 05:25:59 PM
We could just put random film quotes there.

"Stop playing that gaddamn piano."
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Post by: eward on July 11, 2004, 12:47:31 AM
Quote from: picolas
Quote from: eward
that was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)

i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.


HA!
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Post by: classical gas on July 11, 2004, 01:42:23 AM
"We gather to worship the one true God--Kubrick--and yes, we are accepting donations"

or something; eh, i'm not very good at this...
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Post by: El Duderino on July 11, 2004, 01:53:18 AM
We're gonna need a bigger thread.

xixax will find a way.

a place to make dinosaurs. female dinosaurs.
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Post by: SHAFTR on July 11, 2004, 02:01:09 AM
where Slater & Zach go after The Max.
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Post by: picolas on July 11, 2004, 02:27:09 AM
Quote from: eward
Quote from: picolas
Quote from: eward
that was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)

i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.


HA!

Ha

..

...

....

.....

......

.......



















HA.
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Post by: ElPandaRoyal on July 13, 2004, 04:31:05 AM
A place for ramblers to get into canoodling and other ludic trivia.
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Post by: Pubrick on July 13, 2004, 08:28:56 AM
a place
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Post by: Sleuth on July 13, 2004, 12:01:09 PM
a female place
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Post by: ono on July 13, 2004, 09:40:53 PM
"We like films where nothing happens."
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Post by: Just Withnail on July 13, 2004, 09:59:36 PM
"We give thumbs up to plots and multi-dimensional characters."
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Post by: Sleuth on July 13, 2004, 10:11:19 PM
You should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.
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Post by: El Duderino on July 13, 2004, 10:31:27 PM
we like tangents
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Post by: ono on July 13, 2004, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Sleuth
You should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.

You should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.
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Post by: MacGuffin on July 13, 2004, 10:46:45 PM
How 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."
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Post by: ElPandaRoyal on July 14, 2004, 05:45:09 AM
Quote from: MacGuffin
How 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."


Nah!
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Post by: Ravi on July 14, 2004, 02:11:10 PM
"We will fuck your eye socket."
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on July 14, 2004, 02:43:05 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
How 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."

 :oops:
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Post by: Ravi on August 03, 2004, 12:03:05 PM
I assure you we are open!
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Post by: Just Withnail on August 08, 2004, 09:24:10 PM
Quote from: In the "The Fountain" thread MacGuffin
Same story I posted on the previous page that the discussion above is about. Strengthening my theory, as with Saw, the Seinfeld DVDs and other double postings, Felonious doesn't actually read xixax.


So how about:

"Posting: It works both ways" or "The world does not revolve around your submit button"
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Post by: Just Withnail on October 27, 2004, 05:53:17 PM
Can't it be updated soon? I've kinda laughed off the fun of the old ones...

New suggestion:

Quote from: Cinephile
We all need a place to vent.
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 27, 2004, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: Withnail & Garfunkel
Can't it be updated soon? I've kinda laughed off the fun of the old ones...

New suggestion:

Quote from: Cinephile
We all need a place to vent.


There's already one that says: A Place To Vent.
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Post by: Just Withnail on October 27, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
Holy shit that was the one up there when I read that  :shock:

Freak coincidences aside, I really knew that, and it was kinda my intention. Really not a good joke at all.

But how about: We don't update the marquee anymore?
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on October 27, 2004, 07:41:24 PM
I finally updated the marquee rotation with 10 new ones. We could use even more, though... I promise I'll update right away.

edit: updated with 10 more [secret admin] submissions.
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Post by: mogwai on October 29, 2004, 08:41:53 AM
"paypal ain't my pal"
"ignorance is bliss"
"ask mogwai"
"check yo nuts if dey still works"
"the edit button loves it when you click it"
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Post by: ono on November 18, 2004, 04:31:44 PM
Oops.

So is Bethie like our unofficial mascot or something?

And another thought, though probably a bit too late. "If you like it we hate it" made me think of "If you break it you fix it/buy it."
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Post by: pete on November 18, 2004, 04:56:23 PM
where the girls are old navy hot (and old navy easy)!
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Post by: Just Withnail on November 18, 2004, 05:42:01 PM
"No, you won't make it neither"
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 18, 2004, 05:48:10 PM
"Pretentious... in a good way!"
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Post by: MacGuffin on November 18, 2004, 05:49:13 PM
"Helping smoking quit since two days ago."
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Post by: Bethie on November 19, 2004, 12:57:46 AM
Quote from: wantautopia?
So is Bethie like our unofficial mascot or something?



No. Sorry about that. I didn't have any part in that...well besides the fact that it's my name. First time I saw it up there, I laughed, but now I find it :oops:  :roll: . I don't deserve any more attention than anyone else here.

So yeah, you guys can take it down from there.
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Post by: Pubrick on November 19, 2004, 04:33:03 AM
well at least u were cool the first time u saw it.

down it goes..
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 19, 2004, 12:57:42 PM
"We like to blame Asperger's for The Lost World"

"Not a burger for tree-huggers"
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Post by: SHAFTR on November 19, 2004, 01:25:36 PM
Carry On My Wayward Poster
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Post by: Stefen on November 19, 2004, 04:55:49 PM
"Stefen"  8)
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Post by: SiliasRuby on November 19, 2004, 05:15:27 PM
How about "We laugh at those who agree"
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Post by: ono on November 19, 2004, 07:45:52 PM
New additions are the best yet.  I like the Asperger's, the smoking, the edit button, and the "you should post that in the actual thread."

And "Stefen" -- that pretty much says it all.

How about "*checks watch* ... (nope, still not funny)?"
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 19, 2004, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: wantautopia?
How about "*checks watch* ... (nope, still not funny)?"

(http://xixax.com/header_words/checkswatchnope.jpg)
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Post by: Stefen on November 19, 2004, 08:40:07 PM
Helping Stefen quit smoking since three days ago is the best one.
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Post by: classical gas on November 20, 2004, 02:14:43 AM
"A home for drunken poets"
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Post by: cron on November 20, 2004, 10:30:23 AM
Quote from: classical gas
"A home for drunken poets"


"we detest msn poets"

"ich bin ein xixaxer"

"abundant full house fandom for strange, strange reasons."
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Post by: 03 on November 20, 2004, 12:50:06 PM
"
Quote from: Bethie
like all you guys have the same list
"
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Post by: SHAFTR on November 20, 2004, 01:39:21 PM
cut. it. out.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 20, 2004, 01:57:53 PM
"Because www.XXX.com was taken"
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Post by: Pubrick on November 21, 2004, 07:07:48 AM
B****E
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Post by: classical gas on November 22, 2004, 12:52:06 AM
"Surprisingly apolitical, unless you're a republican."
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Post by: ono on November 22, 2004, 05:36:37 PM
"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"

"In Heaven Xixax everything is fine."
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Post by: Stefen on November 22, 2004, 05:46:06 PM
Quote from: wantautopia?
"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"


XOXO  :yabbse-thumbup:

Also, "More Harlin, Less [Martin] Scorsese"
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Post by: pete on November 22, 2004, 06:00:59 PM
latin for "1110a10".
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 22, 2004, 06:41:44 PM
"Define pretentious."

"Smoke if you got 'em."

"Don't you mean Steel Magnolias?"
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Post by: eward on November 22, 2004, 11:03:01 PM
boner.

big boner.
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Post by: Pubrick on November 22, 2004, 11:07:56 PM
Quote from: eward
boner.

big boner.

terrible.
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 23, 2004, 01:15:50 PM
"Eward: How bout boner?
Pubrick: terrible.
Eward: big boner?
Pubrick:..."
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Post by: Sleuth on November 23, 2004, 10:41:38 PM
Better than Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Post by: Fernando on November 24, 2004, 11:22:22 AM
In your dreams baby!
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Post by: Sleuth on November 24, 2004, 01:38:54 PM
Needs Saltines
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Post by: london on November 24, 2004, 06:37:09 PM
"What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?"
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Post by: MacGuffin on November 24, 2004, 06:43:26 PM
"Official Zissou red hats sold here."
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 24, 2004, 07:04:28 PM
"(matching speedo not included)"
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Post by: Stefen on November 24, 2004, 10:41:02 PM
"Converting full screen enthusiasts into widescreen enthusiasts one visual defense at a time"
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 24, 2004, 10:55:36 PM
"Our parents didn't hug us enough."
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Post by: eward on November 25, 2004, 12:07:50 AM
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.
"Eward: How bout boner?
Pubrick: terrible.
Eward: big boner?
Pubrick:..."


 :lol:
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Post by: SiliasRuby on November 25, 2004, 03:20:33 PM
Quote from: wantautopia?
"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"

I saw that on a tree that was in a forest in my head...mmmm. :lol:
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Post by: SiliasRuby on November 25, 2004, 03:34:00 PM
It's P.WS.A not PTA.
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Post by: Thrindle on November 26, 2004, 11:14:49 AM
Feminists need not apply.
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Post by: Ravi on November 26, 2004, 01:16:45 PM
Sucking Amazon.com's bandwidth like an $2 Asian hooker
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Post by: Weak2ndAct on November 27, 2004, 01:41:01 PM
- The 2nd Act is Weak (sorry, couldn't resist)
- Nothing can kill The Grimace
- Tever Duuks
- Your script sucks
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Post by: Stefen on November 27, 2004, 01:53:15 PM
"Bruce Lee 'n' Elvis 2gether 4ever XoXo"      


(http://openfirst.sourceforge.net/image/icon/emote/sunglasses.png)
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Post by: rustinglass on November 27, 2004, 02:08:11 PM
we're funner drunk
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 27, 2004, 03:49:05 PM
We know Regular Karate.
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Post by: SiliasRuby on November 27, 2004, 03:50:00 PM
The Gold Trumpet is angry with us.
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Post by: classical gas on November 28, 2004, 05:05:28 AM
?!
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 28, 2004, 11:59:05 AM
OMG! My 1000th post!
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 28, 2004, 07:05:38 PM
OMG! My 1000th post!
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Post by: hedwig on November 28, 2004, 07:40:29 PM
OMG! MacGuffin's 10,000th post!
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Post by: Stefen on November 28, 2004, 07:46:30 PM
Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.
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Post by: cine on November 28, 2004, 07:46:52 PM
This thread is meaningless now. No, I mean that.. not as a marquee idea.. but I just think this thread is pointless.
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Post by: picolas on November 28, 2004, 07:59:21 PM
i like coming back to it now and again.

THREAD REBALANCED
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 28, 2004, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Stefen
"Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs".



souinds good to me.
make it happen guys... :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 28, 2004, 08:40:02 PM
I saw one that said "Where assholes are like opinions, full of shit."  Shouldn't the assholes and opinions be... switched?  Or are our opinions always full of shit and our assholes are occasionally full of such?
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 28, 2004, 08:43:19 PM
Yeah that's been bugging me
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Post by: MacGuffin on November 28, 2004, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: Sidewalrus, Kookookajoob
I saw one that said "Where assholes are like opinions, full of shit."  Shouldn't the assholes and opinions be... switched?  Or are our opinions always full of shit and our assholes are occasionally full of such?

Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.
Yeah that's been bugging me


You guys know about this thread, right?

http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6852

It's assholes in the person sense, not the anal kind.

EDIT: Actually, this above line would look good on a marquee too.
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Post by: Gamblour. on November 28, 2004, 09:26:04 PM
Looks like the joke's on us, Walrus.

And Mac, you've reminded me. I would love for this to be on the marquee"

"Rectum? Damn near kill 'em!"

I don't know why, but I think that's hilarious.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 28, 2004, 09:31:47 PM
Is there nothing Mac can't do?
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Post by: MacGuffin on November 28, 2004, 09:35:14 PM
Quote from: Sidewalrus, Kookookajoob
Is there nothing Mac can't do?


Only three things...

I can't have babies (in the giving birth sense).
I can't cry on command.
I can't leave xixax.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on November 28, 2004, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
Quote from: Sidewalrus, Kookookajoob
Is there nothing Mac can't do?


Only three things...

I can't have babies (in the giving birth sense).
I can't cry on command.
I can't leave xixax.


I think if you could do those things, they'd happen in that order, though.
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Post by: ©brad on November 28, 2004, 09:43:55 PM
"the best anti-semitic lesbian meatloaf recipes on the net!"

don't ask where that came from.
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Post by: hedwig on November 28, 2004, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: Stefen
Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.


I'll make you a book of all of my sexy avatars.
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Post by: Stefen on November 28, 2004, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: Hedwig
Quote from: Stefen
Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.


I'll make you a book of all of my sexy avatars.


You might as well. I'm always jacking them anyway. (no freud)
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Post by: london on November 28, 2004, 10:18:36 PM
I'll take Xixax for $100, Alex.
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Post by: hedwig on November 29, 2004, 12:25:50 AM
crickets
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Post by: 03 on December 01, 2004, 03:56:37 PM
'
Quote from: Withnail & Garfunkel
Let's not spend any more time on this.
'
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Post by: Stefen on December 04, 2004, 12:38:56 PM
Remove my marquee, thanks.
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Post by: 03 on December 05, 2004, 03:38:27 PM
is this forums description a reference to this post (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=166883#166883)
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Post by: ono on December 05, 2004, 03:45:34 PM
Quote from: 03
is this forums description a reference to this post (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=166883#166883)
More to what Buck says in the donut shop, I imagine.  That post prolly reminded them of it.  Last year we had the Buck scene, him looking at the donuts, as one of the banners.
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Post by: Ravi on December 05, 2004, 05:16:19 PM
Sideways

Killing You Softly
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 05, 2004, 09:28:47 PM
Tomato, Tomoto.  Zy-Zacks, Sick-Sacks.
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Post by: Ravi on December 07, 2004, 10:03:02 PM
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=2294&start=435

(I'm not redirecting anyone, I think that should go on the marquee as a redirecting reference.)

Conan or Kilborn?

Featured in Zagat's

Uninspired hackwork

Brett Ratner Retrospective Tonight
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 07, 2004, 10:15:36 PM
We like Paul Anderson.
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Post by: Ravi on December 08, 2004, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
We like Paul Anderson.


We like Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 08, 2004, 01:29:21 PM
Now with asses in your cock.
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Post by: ono on December 08, 2004, 02:23:06 PM
Quote from: Ravi
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
We like Paul Anderson.


We like Paul W.S. Anderson.

:beatmetoit: :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: eward on December 08, 2004, 03:51:56 PM
we meet godard, we piss godard off
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Post by: Just Withnail on December 08, 2004, 03:55:01 PM
"One-sentence reviewing perfected"

Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
OMG! My 1000th post!
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Post by: Ravi on December 09, 2004, 12:22:51 PM
We stalk French New Wave directors
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Post by: Just Withnail on December 09, 2004, 04:50:56 PM
How bout we buy brettratner.com and redirect it here? After that we could put up: brettratner.com. Seriously, it would be worth it.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on December 09, 2004, 05:04:07 PM
Quote from: Withnail
How bout we buy brettratner.com


My fansite is down?
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Post by: classical gas on December 09, 2004, 11:53:54 PM
"French filmmakers despise us, Icelandic singers love us"
or
"We stalk Godard, Bjork stalks us."
or
nevermind....
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Post by: Ravi on December 11, 2004, 02:08:01 AM
We watch Family Matters in syndication
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Post by: grand theft sparrow on December 23, 2004, 09:09:28 AM
"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"

In light of the love-fest between mutinyco and pete on that thread.
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Post by: Gamblour. on December 23, 2004, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: hacksparrow
"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"

In light of the love-fest between mutinyco and pete on that thread.


how bout Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing Friggin' Idiots Together Since 2004
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Post by: pete on December 23, 2004, 01:02:54 PM
dude it totally wasn't a love-fest, you frigging idiot.
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Post by: grand theft sparrow on December 23, 2004, 01:30:36 PM
Quote from: pete
dude it totally wasn't a love-fest, you frigging idiot.


Here, let me help you with that.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=sarcasm
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Post by: pete on December 23, 2004, 01:44:47 PM
lemme help you with SOMETHING ELSE, PAL

http://Iwaswaymoresarcasticthanyou.you.freaking.idiot.com/andyou.fell.for.it.html
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Post by: grand theft sparrow on December 23, 2004, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: pete
lemme help you with SOMETHING ELSE, PAL


Next time, can you help me with something NTSC?
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Post by: pete on December 23, 2004, 05:52:22 PM
only queers do 60 interlaced half frames per second with 525 lines.  QUEERO.  You'll never see Queer Eyes for a Dude at 25 frames per second.
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Post by: grand theft sparrow on December 23, 2004, 11:30:47 PM
And on that note... I re-submit:

Quote from: hacksparrow
"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"
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Post by: UncleJoey on January 03, 2005, 02:14:58 AM
"Home of future Oscar snubs"
"We'll make you an offer you can't refuse" or simply "An offer you can't refuse"
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Post by: Just Withnail on January 03, 2005, 07:21:55 AM
What about: "You really should refuse this offer"
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Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on January 03, 2005, 04:36:24 PM
The Life Filmatic With Steve Xixax
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Post by: ono on January 03, 2005, 06:25:24 PM
*smacks forehead repeatedly*
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 03, 2005, 09:39:23 PM
(http://xixax.com/header_words/lifefilmatic.jpg)
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Post by: modage on January 03, 2005, 11:33:32 PM
is that the quickest a new poster has ever gotten a custom rank?  (and an original marquee to boot).
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Post by: Gamblour. on January 04, 2005, 12:11:16 AM
He must know an 'insider'

...

*stares at generic rank*  :cry:
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Post by: ono on January 04, 2005, 12:14:43 AM
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.
He must know an 'insider'

...

*stares at generic rank*  :cry:
Or he is an insider.
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Post by: pete on January 04, 2005, 12:15:25 AM
or must have a vagina.
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Post by: ono on January 04, 2005, 12:19:52 AM
Gene Wilder has a vagina?  :(
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Post by: 03 on January 04, 2005, 01:06:23 AM
Quote from: [img]http://v.worcel.com/deviant/webcam.jpg[/img]
Eger yazdiklarim sizi kizdirdiysa merak etmeyin: Kuslar geldi, `kurumus camurdan damgali taslarini` ka (http://www.patrickwolf.com/photos/html/id.html)fama kafama atiyorlar. Zaten Isa'nin olumunden de sorumlu oldugum icin dogustan gunahkarim. Ve EVET gunahlarimdan oturu bir sonraki hayatimda sakat dogacagim. Iciniz rahat etti mi dunyanin tum inananlari? Biliyorum etti.
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Post by: pete on January 04, 2005, 01:20:24 AM
that was very sensitive.
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Post by: Gamblour. on January 04, 2005, 02:23:18 AM
It touched me.
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Post by: mogwai on January 04, 2005, 09:42:43 AM
she likes bauhaus. :yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: Slimepuppy on January 05, 2005, 11:20:59 AM
Did a search, couldn't find it in any thread, so I figured I could go for it...

"We're quietly judging you."

More as events warrant.
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Post by: Raikus on January 05, 2005, 12:06:38 PM
More like "We're not so quietly judging you." Seems fitting.
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Post by: Slimepuppy on January 05, 2005, 12:14:37 PM
"We respect the cock"?  :saywhat:
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Post by: eward on January 05, 2005, 01:29:58 PM
Quote from: wantautopia?
Gene Wilder has a vagina?  :(


that has to go on the marquee.
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Post by: MacGuffin on January 05, 2005, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: Slimepuppy
Did a search, couldn't find it in any thread, so I figured I could go for it...

"We're quietly judging you."


Quote from: Raikus
More like "We're not so quietly judging you." Seems fitting.


Quote from: Slimepuppy
"We respect the cock"?  :saywhat:


How 'bout: "We are SO over PTA... until his next film."
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Post by: Slimepuppy on January 05, 2005, 02:09:49 PM
True, PTA is so few years ago.
Paul W.S. Anderson on the other hand...

Xixax.com: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

How about clever wit about the flicker films of Paul Sharits?
Or the experimental works of Brakhage.

"We know what Dog Star Man is about."
"Mothlight is mainstream."
"We liked Brakhage before he sold out."
"We sat through N.O.T.H.I.N.G."

Eh, I'm tired and procrastinating.

"I've seen the original."
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Post by: Sebastian Haff on January 05, 2005, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Slimepuppy
Xixax.com: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

This is truly brilliant.
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Post by: bigperm on January 06, 2005, 07:53:42 AM
And then there was    XIXAX
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Post by: bigperm on January 07, 2005, 09:44:46 AM
XIXAX- No stars, just talent.
We can eat fifty eggs
XIXAX- all we do is snort coke and talk
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Post by: Raikus on January 07, 2005, 06:18:53 PM
The only people who've seen Million Dollar Baby.
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Post by: Tictacbk on January 15, 2005, 01:34:12 AM
A LIST forum
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Post by: mogwai on January 15, 2005, 03:35:13 AM
xixax.com

banners? we don't need no stinking banners!
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 16, 2005, 12:15:25 PM
xixax.com

If you want our autobiographies, baby just ask us.
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Post by: bigperm on January 17, 2005, 12:52:26 PM
We're not drinking any fuckin' merlot
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Post by: classical gas on January 18, 2005, 02:33:34 AM
Hey, this isn't faux dive.  This is a dive.
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Post by: bigperm on January 19, 2005, 08:40:36 AM
Surrender Dorothy!
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Post by: 03 on January 19, 2005, 11:54:08 AM
is that a reference
to http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0032138
or http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0088680
or http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0140587
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Post by: ono on January 19, 2005, 12:28:27 PM
I choose A, 'cause the other two were no doubt references to that.
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Post by: bigperm on January 19, 2005, 01:33:27 PM
I watched After Hours last night
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Post by: Ravi on January 21, 2005, 05:46:30 PM
Napoleon Dynamite/Closer Rocks No It Doesn't
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 22, 2005, 12:49:38 PM
OMFG sitizen cain wuz soooo boring LOL
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Post by: Myxo on January 24, 2005, 03:22:54 AM
Now accepting film lovers who haven't seen Magnolia.
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Post by: cine on January 24, 2005, 03:37:34 AM
Quote from: Myxomatosis
Now accepting film lovers who haven't seen Magnolia.

but we're not though.
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Post by: SHAFTR on January 24, 2005, 04:17:56 AM
in the butt
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Post by: rustinglass on January 29, 2005, 06:19:00 PM
XIXAX.COM

It's better than Goofy Golf!
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Post by: Just Withnail on January 29, 2005, 07:17:46 PM
"http://www.xixax.com/search.php"

"reDirected by Xixax"
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Post by: cron on January 29, 2005, 09:45:55 PM
we dig diversity.
check out our best-of lists.
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Post by: 03 on January 29, 2005, 11:22:14 PM
jajaja
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Post by: Just Withnail on January 29, 2005, 11:45:58 PM
neineinei
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Post by: cron on January 29, 2005, 11:55:16 PM
ich bin ein grosses kartoffel.
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Post by: Ravi on January 30, 2005, 01:53:34 AM
Better Than Sex (not that we'd know)
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Post by: Myxo on January 30, 2005, 02:58:46 AM
Better luck next year Scorsese
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Post by: Just Withnail on January 30, 2005, 07:17:34 AM
Better than snacks.
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Post by: Slick Shoes on February 01, 2005, 07:29:16 PM
whassis?
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Post by: Ravi on February 01, 2005, 09:41:54 PM
Suing MGM
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Post by: Myxo on February 02, 2005, 03:12:02 PM
Where fanatical fans place fanatical votes for best movie of the year
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Post by: ono on February 02, 2005, 03:38:59 PM
Suggesting Unfunny Phrases for this Marquee since 2004.
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Post by: Thrindle on February 02, 2005, 03:45:18 PM
We're all about nuance.
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Post by: cine on February 02, 2005, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: ono mo cuishle
Suggesting Unfunny Phrases for this Marquee since 2004.

This is a keeper, everyone.
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Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on February 02, 2005, 04:50:40 PM
From a comment in the "banners" thread:

Quote from: sickfins
don't squish the pictures


2LB
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Post by: Ravi on February 02, 2005, 09:07:21 PM
We get it already, you like Paul Thomas Anderson
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Post by: Ravi on February 02, 2005, 09:12:15 PM
Sensitive Horny Guys (see the third post here (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6777&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120))
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Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on February 03, 2005, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: Ravi
Sensitive Horny Guys (see the third post here (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6777&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120))


 :yabbse-thumbup:

2LB
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Post by: SHAFTR on February 04, 2005, 04:02:29 AM
bitch about it
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Post by: mehico on February 06, 2005, 05:07:26 PM
part of the problem since 2001
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Post by: mehico on February 06, 2005, 05:18:54 PM
it's easy to criticise - fun too

well along life's downward slope

who can turn the world on with a smile?

withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy

I'm not gunna be the only one not to reference PTA so how about;

the battle of the bush is being won by team xixax[/b]
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Post by: Pubrick on February 06, 2005, 09:38:35 PM
note to marquee suggestees: it needs to fit on the marquee.
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Post by: Stefen on February 06, 2005, 11:19:42 PM
mehico from england loses.
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Post by: mehico on February 07, 2005, 02:27:37 AM
they were 5 seperate suggetions
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Post by: rustinglass on February 07, 2005, 12:55:19 PM
we need corrective oral surgery


we talk in riddles and rub-a-dub
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Post by: Gamblour. on February 07, 2005, 02:31:01 PM
This doesn't fit the marquee.

Oh, the P stood for Pubrick?
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Post by: Ravi on February 08, 2005, 03:28:07 PM
We like PTA's stubble
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Post by: SHAFTR on February 08, 2005, 06:27:35 PM
I Wanna Rock

http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=7232
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Post by: Gold Trumpet on February 08, 2005, 11:17:25 PM
Inspired/ripped off from Silver Bullet:

"Godard despises the press (and SoNowThen)"
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Post by: Pubrick on February 09, 2005, 02:17:17 AM
thanks everyone, the marquee is now filled with nonstop hilarity for the next 32 years..
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on May 03, 2005, 09:25:36 AM
(http://xixax.com/header_words/03poisoned.jpg)
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Post by: Ravi on May 09, 2005, 08:51:45 PM
Singer's Got Milk
03 Poisoned Singer's Milk
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Post by: Gamblour. on May 09, 2005, 11:40:07 PM
The 80s Sucked
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Post by: 03 on May 15, 2005, 08:32:38 PM
respecting the dead by misspelling their names and putting their most mediocre quotes in our signatures
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Post by: pete on May 15, 2005, 08:38:38 PM
dude how did you get so bitter?
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Post by: rustinglass on June 18, 2005, 01:50:08 PM
"vincent gallo made one kickass movie and one suckdick movie"
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Post by: Sigur Rós on June 18, 2005, 05:07:39 PM
Quote from: rustinglass
"vincent gallo made one kickass movie and one suckdick movie"


Is that different movies?
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Post by: jtm on June 18, 2005, 05:53:49 PM
"03 drank poisoned milk"
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Post by: I Don't Believe in Beatles on June 18, 2005, 05:55:55 PM
:oops:
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Post by: jtm on June 18, 2005, 06:06:28 PM
that's what i said

edit* no need to be embarrassed i was just making a joke.  urs was good too.
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Post by: Stefen on June 19, 2005, 01:27:59 AM
Ah man, I got drunk and posted some xixax sexual harrasment.  :cry: I apologize.
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Post by: cron on July 13, 2005, 03:33:14 PM
"Did you see Red Dragon? Did you see that? And you saw Family Man, which is totally different, a very emotional story. Then, you have two giant comedies. What are they thinking? This is a great filmmaker. Do you know how much experience this guy has? Let alone his new Jessica Simpson video? This guy knows what he's doing. ... Brett Ratner came onto this thing and from the get-go, you felt experience."

all of that
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Post by: Fernando on July 13, 2005, 04:21:01 PM
Too big I think, but actually this part is truly hilarious and might fit.

Quote from: cronopio
"Let alone his new Jessica Simpson video? This guy knows what he's doing!
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Post by: polkablues on July 13, 2005, 06:28:28 PM
"Like NAMBLA for cinephiles"
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Post by: polkablues on July 18, 2005, 11:54:13 PM
A related tangent:

"Leading the fight to decriminalize cinephilia"
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Post by: Stefen on July 19, 2005, 12:00:55 AM
polksblues the cinephiliac bump ho bumps
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Post by: polkablues on July 19, 2005, 02:42:27 AM
Serving 5 to 10 for Stefenaphilia.
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Post by: Pubrick on July 19, 2005, 02:50:15 AM
this thread was locked for a long time.

yet sumhow not long enuff.
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Post by: polkablues on July 19, 2005, 02:55:44 AM
Well, for the love of god, man... lock it up before I kill again.... I obviously have no restraint whatsoever.
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Post by: Reinhold on August 24, 2005, 06:53:44 PM
"it won't get you laid but it might get you fired"

"you're never too drunk for xixax"

"pronounced "xixax" "
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Post by: mogwai on August 24, 2005, 11:05:32 PM
"not funny"
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Post by: cron on August 24, 2005, 11:27:14 PM
"^^ lol"
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Post by: SHAFTR on August 24, 2005, 11:29:08 PM
LOL2000!!!
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Post by: ono on August 24, 2005, 11:29:16 PM
*czech swatch*
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on August 25, 2005, 09:25:08 PM
"your uterus is gay"
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Post by: Pubrick on August 26, 2005, 02:17:08 AM
ok i think we've amassed enuff hilarity for a few more months.

thanks all. PM me if u think u hav one worth unlocking the thread for.
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Post by: Pubrick on February 17, 2006, 11:48:06 PM
thread is open again. you know how it goes, too many "your uterus is gay" (one is too many) type of posts and it's locked again.

also, posting 10 mediocre suggestions in a row won't make any one of them any better.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: matt35mm on February 18, 2006, 06:48:37 AM
"Come in.  It's okay, we're fixed.  Come in."

Or some such variation on that Boogie Nights scene.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on February 18, 2006, 10:57:06 AM
"Mostly harmless"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pozer on February 18, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
edit:  "Mostly harmless... mostly."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on February 20, 2006, 02:15:24 AM
i'm loving the new batch.  :yabbse-thumbup: :yabbse-thumbup:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: The Perineum Falcon on February 21, 2006, 01:01:23 PM
"We don't get sarcasm."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on February 26, 2006, 08:42:07 PM
In honor of Darren McGavin:

"You've always been jealous of our lamp."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: NEON MERCURY on February 26, 2006, 10:12:31 PM
i actually like mine:

"crash: minorities suck just as much as white people do"

 :yabbse-wink:



Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Gamblour. on February 27, 2006, 09:53:34 PM
Maybe one for the Gervais podcasts:

If Newton said that, you'd think
   "Hm, that's interesting."

i dunno, i don't do one liners. oooh, how about that one: "We don't do one-liners." Hm maybe not.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Tictacbk on February 27, 2006, 10:05:58 PM
"It Goes There."



No? C'mon, no ones ever accidently watched Degrassi before?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on February 28, 2006, 12:12:13 AM
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on February 28, 2006, 03:52:59 AM
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616

my tuesdays do suck. i'm crapping out a paper right now for an 8:30am Tuesday class that i could teach. woulda put it in the tuesday thread, but...
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on February 28, 2006, 06:40:13 AM
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616
that's how you do it.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Tictacbk on March 01, 2006, 09:35:02 AM
"Film, Music, Television, Grilled Cheese."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: JG on March 01, 2006, 02:19:39 PM
i actually like mine:

"crash: minorities suck just as much as white people do"

 :yabbse-wink:





http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060219/COMMENTARY/60217001

"Crash: minor Dickens"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 02, 2006, 02:14:15 AM
"Film, Music, Television, Grilled Cheese."

I would go with:
"Amazing grilled cheese recipes inside"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on March 03, 2006, 03:18:45 PM
xixax.com - Doesn't it just make you do the clench?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: JG on March 03, 2006, 07:07:28 PM
Exactly. 
Exactly.
Exactly.

"Exactly."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on March 04, 2006, 02:31:05 AM
Exactly. 
Exactly.
Exactly.

"Exactly."
(http://learning.cc.hccs.edu/Members/cschweitzer/images/mrburns.jpg)

"Excellent.  D'oh!"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: RegularKarate on March 04, 2006, 07:01:26 PM
it
it
it

"it"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Gamblour. on March 04, 2006, 08:28:26 PM
"Loaded to the brim with sexual allegory."

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8494.msg219148#msg219148
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on March 05, 2006, 04:42:05 PM


Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 08, 2006, 01:13:22 PM
"Because nobody remembers 1999 like we do"

That's a classic.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on March 08, 2006, 02:26:53 PM
one of my favorite things about this site is how the marquee quotes sometimes work very well with the banner images. rather than starting a new thread, i've decided to put some of the ones i've saved here.

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/ea938276.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/ingmar.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/worldpeace.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/03milk.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture3.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture2.png)

and, quasi-related:
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture1.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on March 08, 2006, 08:44:39 PM
(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence1.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence2.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence3.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence4.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence5.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence6.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence7.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: squints on March 08, 2006, 09:51:23 PM
(http://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence2.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Brokeback to Future..that is the funniest thing ever  :bravo: :yabbse-grin: :yabbse-grin:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: modage on March 09, 2006, 02:59:50 PM
(http://www.xixax.com/images/funny.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on March 11, 2006, 12:13:25 PM
"Hire us for your next bar mitzvah."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 12, 2006, 12:41:20 PM
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: sheshothim on March 12, 2006, 05:12:24 PM
(http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2564/renotgoingtostopuntilyouwiseup.png)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Thrindle on March 12, 2006, 11:36:02 PM
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
Priceless  :bravo:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on March 13, 2006, 01:34:50 AM
We have "please do not feed the admins."  What about "won't you please feed the admins?"

(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/37/ban10xd.jpg)

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3690/ban34ze.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: sheshothim on March 13, 2006, 01:51:53 AM
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2889/webleedintechnicolor7xd.png)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: sheshothim on March 13, 2006, 02:04:17 AM
found another one

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6852/makesyouwannafreakydeakyright9.png)

I also really like "We have secret pudding"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Just Withnail on March 13, 2006, 03:36:48 AM
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
Priceless  :bravo:

Haha, "Posting, it works both ways".
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: sheshothim on March 13, 2006, 03:03:35 PM
Xixax patty-whack give a dog a bone.

That's what it makes me think of.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: hedwig on March 15, 2006, 12:52:38 AM
"Really became Xixax after we got our Godard into our Sirk."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 16, 2006, 01:39:31 PM
"Play it as it lays"

also:

"A safe pick for the heffalumps"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Raikus on March 16, 2006, 03:27:31 PM
"It's no one's business but ours"
-or-
"Don't make me quit you"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 16, 2006, 04:45:26 PM
"Don't make me quit you"

There is a "You wish you could quit us."

Also, I just saw one that read "Where the writing is better yet also worst than Traffic".  Is this an inside joke I'm missing, a typo, or both?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: hedwig on March 16, 2006, 05:34:10 PM
"Don't make me quit you"

There is a "You wish you could quit us."

Also, I just saw one that read "Where the writing is better yet also worst than Traffic".  Is this an inside joke I'm missing, a typo, or both?


Inside joke (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8124.msg213424#msg213424) about a typo.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ©brad on March 17, 2006, 03:51:47 PM
"we don't give a shit about fish."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on March 17, 2006, 04:33:50 PM
"we don't give a shit about fish."

in that case, i'd just go with "fuck fish."

Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ©brad on March 17, 2006, 04:47:07 PM
that works too.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on March 17, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
in that case, i'd just go with "fuck fish."

Or It's pronounced "fuck fish."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: sheshothim on March 20, 2006, 06:12:10 PM
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

(I just used "OMG"...that shows how serious I am. I HATE those little internet whatever-you-call-ems)

I just saw Han shooting Greedo on the marquee, and it made my day. I warned everyone when I first got here that I would freak out and post when I saw stuff like that. Just so everyone knows....
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Neil on March 21, 2006, 04:37:27 PM
I was trying to think of a banner, and i decided that it would be funny if there was a ron howard one, something like

Xixax: Check The Directors Chair For Ron Howard, He doesn't get his own Forum.  Or something along those lines, i'm not clever
enough to come up with one...If it was up to me it would say

Xixax: Fuck Ron Howard <-------------That's as clever as i get.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on March 21, 2006, 07:04:30 PM
you guys can take a break from this thread now.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 22, 2006, 12:11:08 AM
Xixax: I think that's why it was locked in the first place.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Tictacbk on March 22, 2006, 04:46:50 AM
a little dated but...

"Modage gives it ten skulls"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: hedwig on March 23, 2006, 10:45:28 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/Leven321/tuesdayschindler.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on March 24, 2006, 09:44:11 AM
i sense thread lockage in the near future.

before that, i guess i'll post these marginally amusing ones:
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/3758562b.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/52ef313d.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/860087bc.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/180d45b5.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/0ad0e2d8.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/0a578883.png)


but what i really came here to do was post these:
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/5842b25a.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/b89c0536.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/9e4b5397.png)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 26, 2006, 07:04:29 PM
XIXAX: "I think Hedwig's Thrindle ate it outside Walrus"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=3829.msg221268#msg221268
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Just Withnail on March 27, 2006, 05:29:21 PM
A non-in-joke one:

The Xix Sense
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on March 28, 2006, 12:27:38 PM
"inside jokes with total strangers"

"... and you thought crack was addictive"

Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 28, 2006, 02:52:06 PM
"SHOELACES?!"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: I Don't Believe in Beatles on March 28, 2006, 05:01:38 PM
"Herzog took a bullet for us!"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on April 05, 2006, 01:07:33 PM
You got us pegged pretty quickly, but seriously, what Pubrick said.

i know it's too long for one as-is, but a reference to it would be cool.

"you had us pegged pretty quickly."  or "but seriously, what pubrick said" ... which is just like the real one, except cut in half.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: grand theft sparrow on April 13, 2006, 02:56:12 PM
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=2440.msg222894#msg222894

"We're pop-culture cunts."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on April 13, 2006, 07:34:38 PM
I don't think you're allowed to say "cunt" on the internet.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Tictacbk on April 16, 2006, 03:31:55 PM
"pop culture cunt...try music lovers"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: pete on April 17, 2006, 07:04:07 PM
>crash.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 18, 2006, 12:33:53 PM
Some of my favorte Sloganizer (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/) sigs...

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/1.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/2.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/3.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/4.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/5.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/6.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/7.png)

Not sure whose this was (maybe Cinephile's) but I enjoyed it:

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/death.png)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: godardian on April 18, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:

(http://www.schwartzbooks.com/mas_assets/full/0374529949.jpg)


and its little-seen film adaptation:

(http://www.impawards.com/1972/posters/play_it_as_it_lays.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: hedwig on April 18, 2006, 04:16:04 PM
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:

nope, it comes from anne proulx's vitriolic rant against Crash's oscar win and Brokeback's oscar loss.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on April 18, 2006, 05:42:55 PM
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:

nope, it comes from anne proulx's vitriolic rant against Crash's oscar win and Brokeback's oscar loss.

Along with "A safe pick for the heffalumps", which is one of my favorites.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on April 18, 2006, 08:06:09 PM
Some of my favorte Sloganizer (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/) sigs...

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/1.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/2.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/3.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/4.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/5.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/6.png)

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/7.png)

Not sure whose this was (maybe Cinephile's) but I enjoyed it:

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/context/death.png)
aw, no love for the balzac? you of all people..
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ono on April 20, 2006, 09:27:40 AM
"We lost our virginity on Easter Sunday."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 28, 2006, 02:43:34 PM
aw, no love for the balzac? you of all people..

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/balzac.jpg)

Also:

(http://xixax.com/files/jb/deathisa.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on May 09, 2006, 03:58:30 PM
yeah, anyone can of do it. i of did it last week. herzog of does it in his sleep.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on May 16, 2006, 04:23:45 PM
Xixax.com: A necessary stepping stone towards industrialization.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Sigur Rós on September 23, 2006, 10:48:44 AM
You want a toe? We can get you a toe
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on October 04, 2006, 11:37:19 PM
xixax.com: an excess of x's
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on October 04, 2006, 11:55:50 PM
X's: an excess of apostrophes
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: RegularKarate on October 05, 2006, 01:06:35 AM
X's: an excess of apostrophes

but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.

What?  You would write "Ecksiz"?


edit: Wait, you meant that there's an excess of apostrophes at Xixax? didn't yo'u ?'
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on October 05, 2006, 01:22:50 AM
"how do you poise for that?"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=9239.msg233438#msg233438
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on October 05, 2006, 02:11:45 AM
but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.

What?  You would write "Ecksiz"?
Xs

X is the thing, and S is the word-final morpheme that makes a thing plural. apostrophe denotes ownership or partial abbreviation. it is not a plural marker. same mistake is made commonly with numbers. 90s -- that's how you write the nineties. not 90's. the confusion there is that an apostrophe is needed before the number, '90s, cos you are abbreviating "19". but anyway, that was the joke.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on October 05, 2006, 09:54:16 AM
Quote from: wikipedia
In the US, it is generally accepted to use apostrophes to show plurals of single lower-case letters, such as mind your p’s and q’s. However, this is far from universally accepted practice, and instead of writing “ps and qs” which may look slightly confusing, many editors recommend “Ps and Qs” or “Ps and Qs.”
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Fernando on October 05, 2006, 01:33:32 PM
but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.

What?  You would write "Ecksiz"?
Xs

X is the thing, and S is the word-final morpheme that makes a thing plural. apostrophe denotes ownership or partial abbreviation. it is not a plural marker. same mistake is made commonly with numbers. 90s -- that's how you write the nineties. not 90's. the confusion there is that an apostrophe is needed before the number, '90s, cos you are abbreviating "19". but anyway, that was the joke.

Pubrick's grammar tip of the week was brought to you by The Balzac Foundation.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: RegularKarate on October 05, 2006, 01:42:27 PM
Crazy, cuz originally that's how I wrote it: Xs but :

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/regularkarate/Xs.jpg)

So I tried to Googlizinate it and found that's how most people were writing it (didn't hit Wikipedia though, shoulda).

I know, I know, it's spell check, not grammar check.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on October 13, 2006, 06:58:44 PM
"This is why you get spit in your movies"

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5470.msg234051#msg234051

Fantastic.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on August 09, 2007, 07:39:51 PM
i guess we can nix the "ingmar bergman still not dead" marquee that just popped up. :(

since i'm here,

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/lovehatelikehate.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/ifyoulikeit.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture1-5.png)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/starwarsmouthfoot.png)

in vaguely related non-news, i did catch myself describing a film as "okay to good-ish good" the other day to someone.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on August 10, 2007, 12:43:25 AM
"We've got Godard in the Death Pool"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: squints on August 14, 2007, 02:24:20 PM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/squints06/pleasedonotfeedtheadmins.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on August 21, 2007, 12:19:39 AM
i was thinking that the marquee might benefit from a few more movie line related messages.

off the top of my head,

"knows what a whore does"

"can get you a toe"

"knows it was you. you broke our heart"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on August 21, 2007, 01:37:01 AM
"must really have something against kittens."

"must really have something against changing their signature."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on August 26, 2007, 09:33:12 PM
xixax.com - Home to drunk posters 'round the world

xixax.com - Now with drunk YouTubing

xixax.com - Ever drunk dialed? Have we got a thread for you
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on September 04, 2007, 08:53:38 PM
"Ingmar Bergman - Still Not Dead."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on September 04, 2007, 11:23:40 PM
"Walrus - I Still Don't Get It"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Stefen on September 04, 2007, 11:29:19 PM
pretty funny night on xixax.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on September 05, 2007, 06:21:59 PM
I was merely illustrating that the old marquee is now invalid, because I'm pretty sure we've had that one for a while, far before Bergman passed.

Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Tictacbk on September 08, 2007, 07:46:56 PM
"When Derision Meets Faith"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: cine on September 08, 2007, 10:20:44 PM
"When Derision Meets Faith"

"Chere Mill Be Blood."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 12, 2007, 04:38:40 PM
"XIXAX and the curse of the crystal phantom yabbse smiley "
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on September 18, 2007, 10:00:27 PM
"don't tase us, bro"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on November 22, 2007, 01:03:42 AM
"we don't post here anymore"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on December 06, 2007, 03:18:32 AM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture8.jpg)
         ^iraq in fragments
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on December 06, 2007, 05:23:00 AM
that's pushing it.

i keep seeing excellent ones so i started collecting a few..

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-butterfingers.jpg)

kubrick would be spinning in his BED.. with laughter:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-4to3.jpg)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-fullshincoasters.jpg)

story of our lives:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-hatenolike.jpg)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-snob.jpg)

telling it like it is:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-overrated.jpg)

personal fave:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-noteamplayer.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Stefen on December 06, 2007, 08:38:32 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-4to3.jpg)

haha.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on December 06, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
I love this one that I saw the other day:

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d179/polkablues/nosebreak.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: modage on December 06, 2007, 05:31:49 PM
wow that is too good. 

winner.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on December 08, 2007, 08:03:28 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-taymorfans.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on December 22, 2007, 05:16:05 AM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d179/polkablues/hot1.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on December 22, 2007, 06:38:25 AM
YEHS

would be even better with the ECU of her eyes. or if we had a cap of her dancing.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Chest Rockwell on December 22, 2007, 09:53:00 AM
A few I thought were pretty good:

(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6343/allwewantim0.png)

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5906/introduceyourselfnb9.png)

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9125/thinairnp5.png)

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4392/giveitya1.png)

(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8566/godandxixaxvs2.png)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/xi-snob.jpg)
I got that exact same one  :shock:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 20, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/dopebanana/youwish.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/dopebanana/baby.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/dopebanana/askmogwai.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Sleepless on January 30, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
Just got a freaky close up of Tom Cruise with the caption "This is nothing but give me your phone." Was awesome. Foolishly I clicked off the page before remembering to capture it.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on February 04, 2008, 01:05:41 AM
I was almost frightened to refresh for message of violence #3.

It might have been:

i also got hit in the face and my nose bled.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 06, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/dopebanana/nocountrybanner.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on April 27, 2008, 12:36:43 AM
"One after 9999"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: matt35mm on May 29, 2008, 08:28:13 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/matt35mm/Picture3.png)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on May 29, 2008, 08:40:16 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture1-7.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture3-3.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture4-1.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Sleepless on May 30, 2008, 06:24:21 AM
"We hate CGI gophers"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: pete on June 03, 2008, 02:06:34 AM
I kept on refreshing until I got what I wanted, 3 times.

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l131/nomoretitanic/givein.jpg)

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l131/nomoretitanic/xixax3.jpg)

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l131/nomoretitanic/xixax2.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pozer on June 06, 2008, 04:00:10 PM
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4556/xixaxak0.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pozer on June 27, 2008, 06:04:20 PM
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/8781/bwcaughtcj6.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: picolas on June 28, 2008, 05:12:36 PM
:bravo:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on August 12, 2008, 12:01:40 AM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture12.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture5-3.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture9.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture14.jpg)

and the one that actually got me to upload these:

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/Picture11.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pozer on September 25, 2008, 03:59:12 PM
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6324/image1ej0.jpg)

(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3366/image2dx7.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on December 15, 2008, 03:30:48 PM
Anyone wanting to make us new film stills banners (TWBB; Dark Knight; Quantum; etc. See the Now Showing forum for more ideas), feel free to do so.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Stefen on December 15, 2008, 03:33:37 PM
I wish I could, but my PS skills are awful. Just last night I tried making a fake album cover to bump that fake album cover thread but I fell flat on my face.

I would fully support someone else doing them.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on December 19, 2008, 10:58:07 AM
Seriously. Anyone who wants to make banners, go ahead.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on December 26, 2008, 08:02:28 PM
i had a lot of new caps that were just waiting for me to resize and drop them into the template (i use capsfor my screen saver) but i didn't get around to it before my computer died. i won't be able to make new banners until i buy a new mac in january-april (depending on when the new mac pros are released)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on January 18, 2009, 02:02:24 AM
Home to manic dvd collectors with OCD.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on February 24, 2009, 02:34:02 PM
xixax.com - Home to commie, homo-loving sons-of-guns
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: New Feeling on February 24, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4556/xixaxak0.jpg)

what is this from?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: modage on February 24, 2009, 03:26:37 PM
Loves of a Blonde
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: New Feeling on February 24, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
thanks, looks good
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on February 25, 2009, 03:15:18 PM
Almost 3 pages of gay crushes  :shock:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: picolas on March 19, 2009, 06:25:00 PM
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/noveltyhat/stardiss.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 19, 2009, 07:43:23 PM
Almost 3 pages of gay crushes  :shock:

Seconded.  That would be a great one.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on March 19, 2009, 08:07:32 PM
Almost 3 pages of gay crushes  :shock:

Seconded.  That would be a great one.
Thirded....that isn't a word, is it?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on April 04, 2009, 11:44:30 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap3.jpg)  (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap8.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap4.jpg)  (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap5.jpg)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap6.jpg)  (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/reinholdmessner/marqueecap7.jpg)

Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: picolas on July 21, 2009, 09:21:30 PM
something along the lines of "we're going to see antichrist and we're fucking terrified." but, yknow. better.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on August 19, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Kal on August 19, 2009, 08:45:26 PM
"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"

speak for yourself :)

that is a sad tagline man if that is the case we should shut it down.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on August 19, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Just a depressing joke...take no offense.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on August 19, 2009, 09:37:59 PM
We wish we were still young. And we're only 25.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on August 19, 2009, 09:39:04 PM
I turn 25 in november
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: hedwig on August 20, 2009, 11:48:56 AM
We wish we were still young. And we're only 25.
haha that's a pretty good one!

"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"
silias, this is just not true at all. we all have each other to love!  :love:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on September 15, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
"We Want Our Movies Depressing, Our Music Indie, and our TV shows Geeky"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reinhold on September 15, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
"Film Talk For Cinephiles And Those Who Make Movies"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Gold Trumpet on September 16, 2009, 01:38:01 AM
"Xixax - Film Talk's Cyber Crawlspace"

I have no idea why I came up with that.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on September 16, 2009, 01:52:54 AM
GT is becoming one of my favorite posters on here... I don't care if he hates everything the rest of us love. He's intelligent, informative, and has the balls to say it no matter how it sounds... The latter last of those is the reason why he's like Bill O'Reilly. But I despise Bill O'Reilly and I'm starting to love GT....Awwwww....

On another note I'm feeling much more positively about the world and my enviorment lately. Starting to love myself again...."ewww you're sick Silias"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on September 16, 2009, 07:15:27 AM
"ewww you're sick Silias"

was that your marque proposition?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: tpfkabi on September 16, 2009, 11:22:38 AM
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: MacGuffin on September 16, 2009, 11:27:05 AM
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.

That 'cause it was on Turner yesterday?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: SiliasRuby on September 16, 2009, 11:27:50 AM
"ewww you're sick Silias"

was that your marque proposition?
It was both a suggestion and what I thought one of you might say.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: tpfkabi on September 16, 2009, 11:36:38 AM
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.

That 'cause it was on Turner yesterday?

yep, i saw it on TCM last night. incredible film.

the one frame with the Beaver is pretty cool. i might like the socks with the red tips more though.

btw - i'm beginning to the The Man Who Knew Too Much is in the public domain - i think that might be the most played Hitch on TCM.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on September 16, 2009, 04:15:31 PM
Xixax - We Even Have A Thread Wherein Which We Discuss What The Randomized Marquee May Once Say


Or even better:

Xixax - Not The Caption Thread
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on April 22, 2010, 12:30:09 AM
new additions so far this year.

(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-blowjobs.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-catchball.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-grewup.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-hiphop.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-niccage.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-constant.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee3D.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-getyourhands.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-nothinggreat.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-guesthouse.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-masturbate.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-lol.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Ravi on April 29, 2010, 07:12:23 PM
How to Train Your What? (http://xixax.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=a42435dc9a16f93f899d354403ef4cf2&topic=11136.msg291148#new)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on April 29, 2010, 07:15:51 PM
How to Train Your What? (http://xixax.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=a42435dc9a16f93f899d354403ef4cf2&topic=11136.msg291148#new)

hahah good one
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: The Perineum Falcon on April 30, 2010, 08:32:10 AM
"You mean, you've NEVER seen a film by Gloder Van Vorkenson?!"

"No, we haven't seen that movie, but we've read the book."
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on April 30, 2010, 11:13:56 AM
"You mean, you've NEVER seen a film by Gloder Van Vorkenson?!"

YES! or a variation of it. i've been trying to think of a good short statement..

something like "the only place where Gloder Van Vorkenson is overrated" or "Gloder Van Vorkenson > PTA"

Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on April 30, 2010, 11:48:36 AM
Who the fuck is he?  :shock:

Oh shit ok I remember hahaa
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Fernando on April 30, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
yeah, that van vorkenson line is pretty funny, and hilarious pas didn't remember haha


recently, i love this one but it's too long, maybe as a tag line of was anderson's forum?

"wes needs to get his head out of his baguette-eating, pinky-raising, rose-smelling BUTT"
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: children with angels on April 30, 2010, 05:39:36 PM
Gloder Van Vorkenson is a fucking hack.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on April 30, 2010, 11:36:17 PM
Y'all have been quotable lately.

(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-aaronjohnson.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-dwarfs.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-gonewiththewind.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-google.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-madcuntness.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-spaceballs.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-train.jpg)
(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-vorkenson.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: children with angels on May 06, 2010, 11:14:25 AM
The only thing that was "bad Movie" worthy about this was the fake search engine they used called "Gigablast" that looked like it was designed by 1999.

Xixax.com: Designed by 1999
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on June 06, 2010, 04:06:33 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/banners/xi-lostgerry.jpg)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/banners/xi-feedmin.jpg)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/pubrick/banners/xi-unprotected.jpg)
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on June 11, 2010, 05:42:02 PM
"We blame Aspergers for The Lost World" << that's the only one I don't get.

I could probably figure it out in a google search but I don't feel like it
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on June 11, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Those i dont like are the puns. My favoritEs are my quotes
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on June 16, 2010, 04:09:12 PM
You had me, then you lost me.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pas on December 06, 2010, 05:34:45 AM
Hahaha just saw that crazy Elvis painting how long has it been there?! Too funny
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on June 01, 2011, 05:58:46 PM
Haven't added new marquees in months, but there's been so much hilarity today that I made a couple:

(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-rat.jpg)

(http://xixax.com/header_words/marquee-texas.jpg)

If there's anything good from the last few months that people wanted marquee'd and we didn't get around to it, let me know and I can make some more.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: matt35mm on June 01, 2011, 11:41:35 PM
 :yabbse-thumbup:
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Kal on June 01, 2011, 11:47:27 PM
I like the Texas one.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Sleepless on June 04, 2011, 08:47:22 PM
I'm happy just to have finally contributed to something marqeeable.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: DocSportello on February 12, 2012, 08:20:34 PM
 :oops: It's hard out there for a newb. Although some are self-explanatory, I can't help but wish I knew the context of most marquees. Still hilarious, though! Any one care to share the story of the Gloder Van Vorkenson one? It just sounds like gold to me.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on February 12, 2012, 08:59:29 PM
I wish you could just click on the ones that are too inside and have it all explained for you, but that's not fun, is it?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 12, 2012, 09:01:09 PM
Any one care to share the story of the Gloder Van Vorkenson one? It just sounds like gold to me.

Found it:

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=11134.msg291072#msg291072

And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on February 12, 2012, 10:47:22 PM
Not to dissuade you from reading the whole classic thread but here's the original post:

 
Maybe I turned off Boogie Nights halfway through but at least I just started the best thread of the year amirite  :yabbse-thumbup:


Thanks Polka for the Shining comfort.

Jerome you got some pretty good classic stuff in there! No Peckinpah and Kurosawa is pretty evil.

also, really funny the people who go: ''look, really sorry... like, I don't want to say it but... I've never seen any film from Gloder Van Vorkenson... yikes!''

...... guys.........

fuck this is just unforgivable.......

ah shit I'm sorry ok I know I talked shit about these films and I know I pretended I saw them ok.

I've never finished a Quentin Tarantino movie. I started Jackie Brown I think. The rest I just talked about by reading IMDB. I just hate Tarantino ok!

So yeah... pretty awful I guess  :yabbse-undecided:


Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on February 13, 2012, 12:31:20 AM
And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.

I like how Google says, "Did you mean: Gloder Van Vorgenson?"

Thanks, Google, but I'm pretty sure we know how it's spelled.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: DocSportello on February 19, 2012, 05:19:05 PM

Found it:

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=11134.msg291072#msg291072

And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.

Thanks JB



I like how Google says, "Did you mean: Gloder Van Vorgenson?"

Thanks, Google, but I'm pretty sure we know how it's spelled.

lol

Not to dissuade you from reading the whole classic thread but


[/quote]

Not at all. In fact I did read the entire thing cause I still needed a bit more context, and it was kind of everything you'd want in a thread. Funny, revealing, down right heated at times. And you guys didn't mention all the other marquees that were born unto the thread: how to steal dvd's, gone with the wind, spaceballs.. a couple others? That was an awesome idea an Pas' part. But shit, Boogie shut off halfway?  haha Damn.

Also, the more I read old threads and sorta come to recognize peoples' likes and dislikes/personalities etc., the more I realize, I'm starting to really like this place 
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on March 09, 2012, 02:55:31 PM
ehh, you know what? I'm not even gonna bother with taking the screenshot, too much time and effort when all I need is a simple answer. So, assuming that one of you admins put the picture up, you must know what movie it's from, correct?

Here, I'll describe it:

A shadowy figure is in the foreground, holding a knife. In the background stands a scared, curly headed kid. They seem to be surrounded by lockers or something. The sun is shiny and desaturated outside.

for the longest time, this picture screamed Rob Zombie's Halloween to me. It reminded me of the scene when the Spy Kid gets his ass whooped after school, but that wasn't the grown up Michael who did it, and not with a knife.
( Plus, most of you guys hated that 'Halloween' so no way it's going up there. ) So, kindly tell me what movie this is so I can go out and rent it, thanks.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 09, 2012, 04:33:18 PM
From your description, I would guess maybe Let the Right One In?

Wait, is it indoors or outdoors? If it's outdoors, I would guess Brick.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on March 09, 2012, 05:04:31 PM
It's indoors, but it's in like an open air hallway, so both. I would guess Brick, Let the right one in wasn't that sunny. I'll check out Brick.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Pubrick on March 09, 2012, 06:38:51 PM
Brick sucks, watch the marquee instead.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on March 09, 2012, 06:48:28 PM
The way it looked like a Rob Zombie film is what attracted me to it the most, but yeah, I'm taking a break from JGL ( watched 50-50 yesterday, ugh )
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 09, 2012, 07:24:51 PM
He's trolling.  Brick is great.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on March 09, 2012, 07:49:00 PM
well that very well may be but the JGL break is still in effect.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on March 09, 2012, 08:05:53 PM
HE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Champion Souza on August 04, 2012, 12:34:26 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88rbkNdWB1qdnfpfo1_500.png)

This one is creepy.  Because that girl is a child.

Now that The Master is nearing it would be nice if some of the old frequent contributors (Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again.  Don't they realize I need to be entertained?
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: InTylerWeTrust on August 07, 2012, 07:19:23 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88rbkNdWB1qdnfpfo1_500.png)

This one is creepy.  Because that girl is a child.

Now that The Master is nearing it would be nice if some of the old frequent contributors (Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again.  Don't they realize I need to be entertained?

Imaging if the picture came from a Roman Polanski movie  :).....
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: Reelist on August 07, 2012, 10:26:20 PM
Stop, you guys. You're freaking me the fuck out.

(Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again.  Don't they realize I need to be entertained?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: KJ on October 18, 2017, 01:40:22 PM
What is "Like a conversation between me, god, xixax, and humanity" taken from? Because I want to read that conversation.
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: wilberfan on October 23, 2017, 07:37:44 PM
I'm comparatively new around here, and often find myself laughing at the text on the marquee.   I've seen the thread to submit images; is the text all done by the anointed...?  Curious. 
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: polkablues on October 23, 2017, 08:01:49 PM
Uploading is done by admins, on a when we get around to it basis. Feel free to post suggestions in this thread, if someone says something that would make a good marquee. For example, I'm definitely going to make one of this line from the Phantom Thread, er... thread:

stately as fuck


What is "Like a conversation between me, god, xixax, and humanity" taken from? Because I want to read that conversation.

I'm 99% sure it was from somebody's review of a Herzog movie, but I can't remember precisely off-hand.

EDIT: Found it. From the Grizzly Man thread (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=7844.msg200650#msg200650).
Title: Re: the marquee
Post by: KJ on November 01, 2017, 09:08:52 PM
I cried during this thread.