Neil Breen

Started by wilder, January 28, 2014, 04:38:42 PM

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wilder



A small boy discovers a mystical power as a child. He is then separated from his childhood girlfriend. He grows up to be a computer scientist who is hacking into the most secret national and international secrets, as well as being an acclaimed novel writer. His childhood 'finding' gives him amazing paranormal powers. He is reunited with the childhood girlfriend, mystically, on his hospital deathbed... as his relationship with his current drug addict girlfriend is deteriorating. The passions build between the threesome. Mystical, psychiatric and worldly forces rise to prevent him from revealing the hacked secrets. He attempts to reveal all in a Washington DC large press conference, with 'fateful' and dangerous consequences.

Written and Directed by Neil Breen
Release Date - TBD


Jeremy Blackman

Neil Breen as Rob Huebel as Tommy Wiseau in Fateful Findings.

jenkins


wilder

Self-financed passion project from Las-Vegas-Real-Estate-Agent Neil Breen. LOOKOUT MEGAN ELLISON


Lottery

This is fucking awesome.


This is like The Dead Zone but way cooler.

N

"I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate secrets."

There should be a broken English Oscar.

Pwaybloe


Just Withnail

Awful Everythings


or maybe


Awesome Everythings


i can't decide

jenkins

which secret does he find? so mysterious

Axolotl

Quote from: jenkins<3 on January 29, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
which secret does he find? so mysterious
The most secret ones. No one cares about moderately secret secrets.

I think I'm going to find it way less entertaining than The Room because this guy seems like he's trying to be terrible.

jenkins

real (estate) secrets of the usa, known only to the hottest the biggest most talented most huge-big daddy of the coin castle casino kingdom, head east on the 10 to the 15 and ramp off your mind ramp through your body and soul and air float toward my crystal secret heart chamber, because i've got hacker access to the riches my dears, yes i do, i've the 4digit code to your infinitydigit soul, this is a secret they don't want you to hear, but i'll force away the hands that cover your ears, by using butterfly kisses of domination, for i know the code to kisses among the leaders, i'll share all this and all more a lot, ~much

Pedro

This ended up on YouTube.  It's also on Amazon Prime.

It's great!

Although this likely stems from its relative freshness, I think it is more entertaining than The Room.  They share a completely tone deaf sensibility, but the plot of Fateful Findings keeps the film moving forward in a way that Wiseau's domestic drama could not.

Breen is just as self-centered and sex-obsessed as Wiseau, but it's hard to believe that he would ever consider himself a serious actor.  It's hard to explain horrible movies in this way, but please consider spending 100 minutes with this trainwreck. 

Jeremy Blackman

#12
I haven't seen this yet, but the Flop House has a good episode on it:

http://www.flophousepodcast.com/2015/09/episode-187-fateful-findings/


Also, Pass Thru:


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Jeremy Blackman

Let this be the beginning of a Neil Breen megathread.

And good lord, Twisted Pair looks weird. Potentially low-energy, though.