Suddenly you're a millionaire

[RegularKarate]

but yea, id take the money and take care of my parents who have done nothing but worked their balls off to take care of my ass. id buy a new chew toy for my dog, then id pack it up and travel down to south america.

Interesting... both your parents have balls and your going to get your dog a chew toy, then take it away from her and bring it with you to South America.  Is that where your other dog lives?

I'd buy P a cozy for his new Universe then I'd blow the rest on Chex mix.

[atticus jones]

(and because it needs to be said)

Two chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do that.

fortunately you dont need a million dollars for this...

only a largo cack...

or...

a few weeks partying in stockholm...

or...

being a rich famous fuck lyke me...

or...

all of the above

[Just Withnail]

Die of shock?