Jennifer Lopez

Started by Jack Sparrow, April 15, 2003, 11:49:06 AM

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SoNowThen

#45
April 06, 2004, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaJ.Lo To Go Inside the Actor's Studio
"Our students are thrilled. We've never had a Latina on the show before. It's appropriate."
~IMDb.com

:lol:  

That reminds me of that Chris Rock joke where he says he knows white people who say they're not racist because they have three black friends, and he goes "if you count how many black friends you have, you're racist!".


Instead of being worried about meeting the affirmative action requirements, shouldn't the show be worried about getting actual respected actors?
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

Stefen

#46
April 06, 2004, 06:45:59 PM
The rich get richer.

Jennifer Lopez's Mom Wins $2.4 Million in casino slot.
http://www.gamblingmagazine.com/managearticle.asp?C=490&A=10253

back to the block.
Falling in love is the greatest joy in life. Followed closely by sneaking into a gated community late at night and firing a gun into the air.

El Duderino

#47
April 06, 2004, 07:11:13 PM
but she's still Jenny from it
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Pubrick

#48
April 07, 2004, 05:50:46 AM
lol, is that a reference to that song she did, Jenny From the Block?
under the paving stones.

El Duderino

#49
April 07, 2004, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: Pubricklol, is that a reference to that song she did, Jenny From the Block?

yes. the one with affleck in the video
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

MacGuffin

#50
April 07, 2004, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: El Duderinoyes. the one with affleck in the video

That's the one where she sings about still staying true to her humble beginnings while wearing millions of dollars in jewelry and designer clothes, driving an expensive car and drinking champange while on a yacht, right?
"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art." - Andy Warhol


Skeleton FilmWorks

El Duderino

#51
April 07, 2004, 06:01:37 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
Quote from: El Duderinoyes. the one with affleck in the video

That's the one where she sings about still staying true to her humble beginnings while wearing millions of dollars in jewelry and designer clothes, driving an expensive car and drinking champange while on a yacht, right?

haha yeah. and i love how they pull up into a gas station and she pumps the gas....gets me every time.
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Ravi

#52
April 07, 2004, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: El Duderinobut she's still Jenny from it

But this time the block is solid Italian marble.

El Duderino

#53
April 07, 2004, 07:17:59 PM
Quote from: Ravi
Quote from: El Duderinobut she's still Jenny from it

But this time the block is solid Italian marble.

hahaha...or gold.
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Pubrick

#54
April 07, 2004, 11:15:27 PM
i was being sarcastic.

ps. once a good joke is made, u don't hav to repeat it directly below in a less funny form. u just did this in the conan thread and man, u killed two jokes in this page alone.
under the paving stones.

El Duderino

#55
April 07, 2004, 11:20:13 PM
where's stefen when you need him?
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Stefen

#56
April 07, 2004, 11:22:20 PM
My bad.

Falling in love is the greatest joy in life. Followed closely by sneaking into a gated community late at night and firing a gun into the air.

NEON MERCURY

#57
April 07, 2004, 11:26:14 PM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lopez is poised to thrill film students when she shares her craft secrets with them on TV show Inside The Actor's Studio.


secrets!!??.....sh*t,  i'll tell 'em to anyone for free.....

1. become a fly girl
2. star in many made for tv type films
3. make one film w/ a brilliant director(soderbergh..i.e. out of sight)..and show some promise of acting talent
4. ruin that by assuming an alias (J-Lo)..and start  vesting into a music career
5.  date P. diddy, chris judd(fellow dancer...HMMM. possible fly girl redux?).....and ben affleck
6. make sure these relationships are based to boost your name and get reconized in the press for a publicity stunt ...RATHER THAN TRUE LOVE
7. write a song proclaiming your "just like anyone else"(i.e. jenny from the block)..and contrtadict that by the fact that you rake in insane amounts of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
8. make a movie w/ your current boyfriend and make sure its considered my many film critics and film goers as one of the worst of all time ...


there i saved lipton his time.....

SoNowThen

#58
April 07, 2004, 11:49:13 PM
you forgot to mention her favorite curse word...
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

NEON MERCURY

#59
April 07, 2004, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: SoNowThenyou forgot to mention her favorite curse word...


"'I Do".........?
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