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Punch Drunk Hate

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on: October 28, 2017, 07:55:39 PM
For a fun assignment, let's assume a fictional high school that was the center of Paul movie. Taking place in the San Fernando Valley, the school positions are played by PTA regulars.


Principal: Daniel Day-Lewis
History: Philip Baker Hall
Theater: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Sex ed: Julianne Moore
Gym: Mark Wahlberg
Biology/Chemistry: Joaquin Phoenix
English: William H Macy(I/II) and Paul Dano(III/IV)
Art: Melora Walters
Spanish: Luis Guzman
Music Appreciation: Joanna Newsom
Special Education: Amy Adams
Film/Media: Paul Thomas Anderson   
School janitor: Adam Sandler
Algebra/Geometry: John C Reilly




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Reply #1 on: October 28, 2017, 08:14:10 PM
For a fun assignment, let's assume a fictional high school that was the center of Paul movie. Taking place in the San Fernando Valley, the school positions are played by PTA regulars.


Principal: Daniel Day-Lewis
History: Daniel Day-Lewis
Theater: Daniel Day-Lewis
Sex ed: Daniel Day-Lewis
Gym: Daniel Day-Lewis 
Biology/Chemistry: Daniel Day-Lewis
English: Daniel Day-Lewis (I/II) and Daniel Day-Lewis (III/IV)
Art: Daniel Day-Lewis
Spanish: Daniel Day-Lewis
Music Appreciation: Daniel Day-Lewis
Special Education: Daniel Day-Lewis
Film/Media: Daniel Day-Lewis 
School janitor: Daniel Day-Lewis
Algebra/Geometry: Daniel Day-Lewis
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Reply #2 on: October 28, 2017, 09:06:02 PM
Social Studies teacher who's not allowed to meet with female students alone in his office anymore: Kevin J. O'Connor


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Reply #3 on: October 28, 2017, 11:30:28 PM
Do they have to be regulars?  Nina Hartley's gotta be working in the cafeteria, or something.
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Reply #4 on: October 28, 2017, 11:42:00 PM
Do they have to be regulars?  Nina Hartley's gotta be working in the cafeteria, or something.

Well, just about anyone who's appeared in Anderson films.  Which includes Nina Hartley!  :yabbse-grin:


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Reply #5 on: October 29, 2017, 01:52:10 AM
Jillian Bell for PTA President


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Reply #6 on: October 29, 2017, 01:57:52 AM
Rami Malek as Townie Who Sells Weed in the Parking Lot


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Reply #7 on: October 29, 2017, 02:01:51 AM
Rami Malek as Townie Who Sells Weed in the Parking Lot

Oh mah lawd I almost replied the exact same thing / wording about Todd Parker


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Reply #8 on: October 29, 2017, 02:09:24 AM
He’s Weird Middle-Aged Stoner Who’s Always Hanging Out At The Drug Dealer’s House.


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Reply #9 on: October 29, 2017, 05:46:33 AM