Quote from: XixaxI heard he's going to do a movie about a bunch of filmgeeks that hang out on message boards talkin' shit.
it was reported this morning in the bulgarian american newsletter
That Pta's next film will be based on this group , he was inspired after watching " from justin to kelly" so now he is making
xixax The movie
i will be played by rapper ludicriss because no white man could fill my shoes well david lee roth could but im at least 30 years younger then him
playing godardian will be Todd Louiso, who was cast after jeff stryker had to turn down the part
cecil b demented - Jake Gyllenhaal
bonanzataz - Jon Abrahams
pubrick- collin ferral
xixax - Matthew McConaughey
sonowthen - billy crudup
mrburgerking- mister t
when asked who will play mesh pta said " who ???"
more news as this story develeps
chris penn is going to play phill marlowe
and horatio sanz is playing regular karate
I heard Christopher Walken signed on too...
Quote from: SoNowThenI heard Christopher Walken signed on too...
he is gonna play himself in the film
in the movie he joins the group and for his first post he talks about how much he enjoyed the film " how to be a player" starring bill bellamy
he is quicklly banned for life from the group
Who does the soundtrack?
sigar ros will be played by adam garcia
Quote from: SoNowThenWho does the soundtrack?
tom jones with Giorgio Moroder writting the music
I'm figuring the theme song will go to number three on the billboard charts.
may i suggest john malchovic for the part of the gold trumpet? who's playing moniker jones?
Quote from: Phil Marlowewho's playing moniker jones?
glenn close's butt.
Quote from: SantaClauseWasA BlackMansigar ros will be played by adam garcia
Oh yeah, he's hella sexy!
I heard something about Peter Boyle playing 'mogwai'......fact or fiction?
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i thought vanilla ice had that part.
i always pictured pubrick as a black man.
im guessing ill be played by haley joel osment?
I think that for me, all of Billy Crudup's dialogue should be re-dubbed in post by Alec Baldwin.
hmm... these ideas are intriguing to me. perhaps the black santa could join me and my cowriter in casting the xixax adventures. part 2 is still in the works. santa, we will discuss this further at a later date. we must find parts for mogwai, me, regular karate, mac, and countless others u left out that will appear in the next one. hmm... more as it develops.
as the part of the god damn man i suggest we cast this bat:
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when asked who will play mesh pta said " who ???"
then pta decided to go with pat healy....again.
Quote from: Phil Marloweas the part of the god damn man i suggest we cast this bat:
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does this bat have a agent
Quote from: SoNowThenI think that for me, all of Billy Crudup's dialogue should be re-dubbed in post by Alec Baldwin.
:: calls the baldwin brothers manor::
" damnit steven let me talk to alec, No you can not play duck sause !!!!!"
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playing godardian will be Todd Louiso, who was cast after jeff stryker had to turn down the part
Thank god. Todd is much more attractive than Jeff, IMO, not to mention infinitely better-suited for the role.
Quote from: godardianQuote from: SantaClauseWasA BlackMan
playing godardian will be Todd Louiso, who was cast after jeff stryker had to turn down the part
Thank god. Todd is much more attractive than Jeff, IMO, not to mention infinitely better-suited for the role.
pta was kind he tried to match peoples personas to actors, and he tried to avoid the A list, unless it applied
like jake gylanhal and collin ferral
im still waiting to hear if peter boyle will sign , i heard he is being difficult he wants ray ramono money
That cheap bastard, tell him when he has Ray Ramono pull, he can have Ray Ramono money.
Also, I just heard from imdb that PTA's gonna shoot this movie using a non-union crew, with an old camera fitted with a nasa lens that he stole from Kubrick's mansion...
expect picket lines. Fucking teamsters...
Quote from: SoNowThenThat cheap bastard, tell him when he has Ray Ramono pull, he can have Ray Ramono money.
Also, I just heard from imdb that PTA's gonna shoot this movie using a non-union crew, with an old camera fitted with a nasa lens that he stole from Kubrick's mansion...
expect picket lines. Fucking teamsters...
always the teamsters :: shakes fist::
Matthew McConaughey playing me?
Damn.
I hate that bongo banging bastard.
I think a more appropriate star in my part would be Stephen Root.
the dude from scary movie?
Nope. Milton.
Quote from: SantaClauseWasA BlackMancecil b demented - Jake Gyllenhaal
id like to play myself, please tell paul
ok matthew and jake out, milton and cecil in
the ending is gonna take place on a a huge row boat , kinda like jackass and the shopping cart, but more beautiful because it takes place in a row boat
we could have gt and cbrad do huggies while agreeing that tripple x is a brilliant movie.
Is Xixax The Movie going to be Dogme95?
Quote from: Phil Marlowewe could have gt and cbrad do huggies while agreeing that tripple x is a brilliant movie.
could the villain be vin diesel and he wants to get everbody's balls for lunch?
Quote from: XixaxIs Xixax The Movie going to be Dogme95?
NO I must draw the line , ahh i mean PTA must draw the line
I think PTA should make his own Dogma rules for this one:
1. Extensive female frontal nudity
2. At least 3 Rolling Stones songs on the soundtrack
3. Every shot must be a dolly in (he should have no problem with this)
...I'm sure we can add some more
Quote from: SoNowThenI think PTA should make his own Dogma rules for this one:
1. Extensive female frontal nudity
2. At least 3 Rolling Stones songs on the soundtrack
3. Every shot must be a dolly in (he should have no problem with this)
...I'm sure we can add some more
i find rules make me ill, thats why when i was 11 years old and i had a scateboard and all my friends loved fugazi and old minor threat albums
i could not get into it, it was too preachy and well Gayyyyyyyyyyy there i said it
but then i discovered Hip hop and i found my voice
so the dogma thing bugged me , yet your talk of Extensive female frontal nudity and rolling stones music intreages me, if you have a newsletter i would like to subscribe to it
in the mean time , Yes pta will have be using lots of female full frontal nudity in this film
model aria giovanni has been cast to play the nude poster
she posts and posts and posts about how she has a girlie crush on tina fey and ever since she saw Tatu play the mtv movie awards, she has wanted to re enact that performance with tina
and the rest of us just sit there and find ways to get her to keep talking about this
and while she is doing this, we all look like this :-D
going by the script this is 48 % of the movie, and tina fey has been cast to play herself in the dream sequance
and dont forget we all end up at the end on a rowboat for reasons unknown at this time
Thank you for putting Tina in there.
And don't forget, we gotta dolly-in on that rowboat at the end...
Quote from: SoNowThenThank you for putting Tina in there.
And don't forget, we gotta dolly-in on that rowboat at the end...
gotta love tina, your taste in woman is as great as your taste in music my good man
love the dolly shots
*Gimme Shelter plays loudly on the track*
Christopher Walken sits down to his computer desk.
FAST PUSH-IN to CU Walken.
WALKEN
(typing slowly)
How do I make.... the quotes?
This message board... is frustrating....
Quote from: SoNowThen*Gimme Shelter plays loudly on the track*
Christopher Walken sits down to his computer desk.
FAST PUSH-IN to CU Walken.
WALKEN
(typing slowly)
How do I make.... the quotes?
This message board... is frustrating....
cut to scene of godardian reading walkens ode to " how to be a player"
Godardian- deer hunter be damned this kind of thing can not be tolerated
SantaClausewasaBlackman- I kind of liked how to be a player, but more so i like the idea of christopher walken being a fan of this movie, it gives me hope that some day he and Huggy hopkins will colaberate together
Jeremy blackman- Fuck him he's out and by the way Michael moore rules !!!!!!
:: a online war of words breaks out and black santa somehow turns this into a anti gay diatribe ::
Quote from: SoNowThen
1. Extensive female frontal nudity
3. Every shot must be a dolly in
:shock: :shock:
Them's good rules.
:lol:
Looooooooooooooong steadicam shots!
Yes..... :)
This is a great thread.
Quote from: XixaxLooooooooooooooong steadicam shots!
the future of cinema as we know it is........... us !!!
and we are so much cooler then dogma95
harmony korine could be one of us if it wasnt for his preteniouse leanings
his sense of humor fits right in and he loves porn
And tons of cool 70's style zooms. And freeze frames.
For shots, that is. Nothing to do with Korine, I just got a post in late...
Quote from: XixaxI heard he's going to do a movie about a bunch of filmgeeks that hang out on message boards talkin' shit.
wait a minute! isn't this what JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK is about?
I think the film requires an animal orientated subplot. Something with dogs trying to find their way home across the mountains I think.
well during all my long inspiratinal speachs behind me is a painting of dogs playing cards
Greeting cards?
Quote from: The Silver BulletGreeting cards?
what ???????
you reminded me of something, in this film there will be a long seqence where we explain why australia rules
it will be a tribute to the bee gees , acDc , mel gibson , and kyle mynoes Ass
thaT Sweet sweet ass
im trying to forget that picture i saw of heath ledger and naiomi watts looking rather stupid at some lame ass war protest .
that alone could take down a entire continent
thank god for kyles sweet sweet ass
My ass is also sweet.
Like glucose.
Quote from: The Silver BulletMy ass is also sweet.
Like glucose.
what was your greeting card thing about man ?
You said the dogs were playing cards. What kind of cards were they playing?
Quote from: The Silver BulletYou said the dogs were playing cards. What kind of cards were they playing?
poker, man dont you guys have those down under
What are poker cards?
I've been slacking on posting lately, but tell Paul I'd be happy with a minor part. Who'll play me?
Quote from: BonBon85I've been slacking on posting lately, but tell Paul I'd be happy with a minor part. Who'll play me?
the lady in your pic, call it a shrewd artistic choice on pauls part and well sherman helmsly was busy
mac makes me smile!
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i say tim roth should play me, and if hes not around, then dan castelanata
Quote from: Mellow Fellowi say tim roth should play me, and if hes not around, then dan castelanata
ahh yes dan would be great , but he would have to use the krusty voice to contrast with your mellow fellow persona
i dunno pta is a artist , you ask him why all this makes sense then ask him why we all end up in a rowboat