Yesterday was perhaps the greatest day of my life...

[Myxo]

My record is 6 in one day at the cinema.

[Chest Rockwell]

My record is 6 in one day at the cinema.

My record has been shot. But a very fine list indeed.

Once I masturbated three times in one day.

That's perhaps the most intelligent thing I've heard anyone say in quite a while.

[cowboykurtis]

you must lead a fairly boring life -- i mean that with all sicerity my friend -- but im sure it was a fun day nonetheless

[Chest Rockwell]

I'm still in high school. Nuff said.

[Vile5]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

[Gloria]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

Don't worry, I've never seen more than 1 movie at the cinema in a single day.

[cron]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

Don't worry, I've never seen more than 1 movie at the cinema in a single day.

i've never watched a movie  

[molly]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

Don't worry, I've never seen more than 1 movie at the cinema in a single day.

me too
how does it feel watching 6 movies in a day?

[Pas]

Once I masturbated three times in one day.

that belongs here

[When asked what's the best music to masturbate to:] "Classical! Then you feel like a high-falutin masturbator. Like an intelligent masturbator. You don't have as much shame afterwards."
- Blink 182's Mark Hoppus (Rolling Stone, February 5 issue)

[cowboykurtis]

I'm still in high school. Nuff said.

point taken

[MacGuffin]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

Don't worry, I've never seen more than 1 movie at the cinema in a single day.

me too
how does it feel watching 6 movies in a day?

All you ladies are welcome to join me.

[Chest Rockwell]

i never had time enough to watch more than 2 movies in a day (i mean, at the cinema)  

Don't worry, I've never seen more than 1 movie at the cinema in a single day.

me too
how does it feel watching 6 movies in a day?

All you ladies are welcome to join me.

Oh if only I were a lady...

[Sleuth]

I'd do Mac.

[MacGuffin]

I'd do Mac.

Buy me dinner first?

[Sleuth]

Naw, food is such a drag to buy