Movies Censored/Raped On TV

[A Fire Inside]

lol I love watching R-rated movies on USA.  Its hilarious when someone yells FOOEY!!! instead of FUCK!!!

[Anachronism]

Die Hard 2.

Right after John McLean (sp) shoots some holes in the rear fusilage and high octane jet fuel starts flying out he lights his Zippo and tosses it on the trail of gas and blows the plane up.

Original Dialogue- John McLean: Yippee Kay Ay Motherfucker

TBS Dialogue- John McLean: Yipee Kay Ay 'Mr Falcon"

That is the worst of the censored parts considering it is the triumphant reaffirmation that good does indeed still save the day. The censored version is such a cathartic let down that I couldn't even call it a denouement, more like a didnotsatisfy. Of course the entire movie is raped and pillaged by those network conformists I just hate seeing my action flicks emasculated.

What kinda makes me mad is that punks like Fred Durst and Eminem can dodge the censor radar but quality cinema takes it in the behind.

[Myxo]

Jeepers creepers! That things' real!

(From the TV version of "The Matrix" on TBS)

;)