jack black in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Started by AlguienEstolamiPantalones, August 30, 2003, 03:54:48 AM

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AlguienEstolamiPantalones

jack black in "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" may very well be the worst performance to ever frace the silver screen

now im not mad at him for being in the movie,( it was a basic teen slasher film, all i remember from that film was love hewitt had big tits and jack blacks painfull performance burned in my brain) im mad at him for being so fucking awfull in every frame in the movie

and i have yet to see any proof of him having any talent, but some people who i respect like him


p.s to our artsy liberal fans Tenacious D,are no longer a underground artsy thing Frat guys and jocks  Love them now A LOT

both groups love them for the wrong reasons

frat boys are missing the fact that they THE D are kidding are kidding
and artsy types are missing the fact that they have no talent and are not funny

anyways disagree with me , but as we speak some guy is getting his "roofies" together while listening to  Fuck Her Gently in his frat house

and i suspect he wont be doing any gentle fucking , not jack blacks fault but hey the facts are the facts, frat boys love the D

But back to I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, just for his role in that film he should have a non stop chronic painfull case of  herpies of the asshole

Derek237

Shit, that was him?!?! I haven't seen the movie in a while but it's all coming back to me....

Ghostboy

Other classic pre-mainstream Jack performances include a redneck in Mars Attacks, Sean Penn's brother in Dead Man Walking, the guy who gets his arm blown off in The Jackal, Bill Murray's student in Cradle Will Rock (Tim Robbins must be a fan) and others that I probably don't remember at the moment.

RegularKarate

He was also in The Never Ending Story III: Return to Fantasia or Escape From Fantasia, depending on which VHS copy you get (I used to work at Hollywood Video, we had both copies... one is seven minutes longer than the other)

He plays the gang leader of The Meanies.  We had to run G movies in the store, so I  ran that one... didn't pay a whole lot of attention though.

Thing about the D is that they ARE good... those are good songs... that's what makes the D rise above other "comedy bands"... they're not just funny, they're good.

Sleuth

I would have agreed 100% with Pants a few months ago, but now I think Jack Black is sort of funny.  I still don't like Tenacious D, though
I like to hug dogs

***beady***

Well I think Jack Black rules! He's damn funny, he's quite good at singing and a good actor.

Pas

I tought the SNL show he hosted was one of the best of the recent years. I find him funny in High Fidelity too. All in all I like the guy. Don't like his songs with Tenacious D at all though.

Pedro

I think Tenacious D is great.  I dig Jack Black alright.  Im not really sure what everyone's problem with him is.

Banky

I just got back from a road trip and i was watching movies on my portable DVD player and i was watching I know what You did Last Summer and i thought of Jack Black in the second one.  I swear to god i thought about coming home tonight and creating a thread discussing Jack Black in that movie.  Wow that is fucking weird.

AlguienEstolamiPantalones

Quote from: BankyI just got back from a road trip and i was watching movies on my portable DVD player and i was watching I know what You did Last Summer and i thought of Jack Black in the second one.  I swear to god i thought about coming home tonight and creating a thread discussing Jack Black in that movie.  Wow that is fucking weird.

he was sooooooo bad in that movie, he sucked the energy out of the film

like david cross did in scarey movie two

i have this theroy that some actors can suck the life force out of a movie and kill it just by being in it

now those two movies sucked but scarey movie one was ok, but two was ruined by jack black

RegularKarate

I haven't seen I Still Know what you did last Summer and I don't think I ever will... so I won't comment on that...

but seriously, David Cross was barely in Scary Movie 2... that movie was just plain aweful, it was a bad script and he had shit to work with...you can't say that he sucked the energy out of THAT movie, that movie was just shit to begin with.

By the way, School of Rock looks good.

AlguienEstolamiPantalones

Quote from: RegularKarateI haven't seen I Still Know what you did last Summer and I don't think I ever will... so I won't comment on that...

but seriously, David Cross was barely in Scary Movie 2... that movie was just plain aweful, it was a bad script and he had shit to work with...you can't say that he sucked the energy out of THAT movie, that movie was just shit to begin with.

By the way, School of Rock looks good.

its just a theroy i have,  the script your right was shit, but still he was so awfull in it " i can tosss my own salad look " how did he miss out on a oscar for that

i would still no irony like to see proof that he is funny, because all i see is a bad bill hicks wanna be mixxed with all the trendy heros, on that show dinner of five he said woody allen was one of his heros , he says that andy kaufman was his inspiration, and albert brooks, monty python..

but all i see him do is when it comes to skits is play differnt variations on the same guy a efeminate southern guy, or he plays rednecks with out really researching them, he grew up in georgia and was beat up a lot ( i hope) by rednecks , but that is not enough to be a good writter you have to get in their heads, and pretend you care what they are saying and take notes in your mind  

like meryl streep in adaptation, and im sorry no redneck i have ever met is like that guy from run ronnie run, and if you say you know a guy who is like that , you just may have seen him but never have spoken at depth with him

thats why that film would not come out the truth was new line was hot for them in the late 90's because they were trendy " the largo crowd" then new line saw the film and ohhhh lord were they mad

by the way i also think david cross killed pottie tang, and he was only in it for a second

i have theroys , hey at one point they laughed if you said the world was round ?? so maybe im right maybe im wrong i just want a good example of a skit or bit he did i mean it i wanna download it or watch it so i can see what i maybe missing


p.c odenkirk did this too on curb your enthusiasum, he played a porn star who acted like no porn star ever , no research what so ever  no male porn guy would let him let some camera guy jam a finger of tabasico in his ass, porn guys are macho idiot meatheads / jocks

it would be like me acting like a normal teenager from east kazastan, all i would do is if was a hack is do a bad apu from the simpsons, but i would never do that i would do research and get in the real nitty gritty

RegularKarate

I think you're just trying to find strange ways to dislike them...

the majority of comedy skits just take stereotypes and exagerate... it's just a matter of how you do it.  Even when people are doing impersonations of people, they're exagerating them... that's a big part of comedy.  I don't know what you're expecting.

That "David Cross only plays an effeminate southern guy" is played out and just proves that you have maybe seen part of an episode of Mr. Show.

I've said it before, "Run Ronnie Run" was a failure... they call it a failure themselves... they didn't even want the movie released on DVD, but the studio made them release it.  I haven't seen it yet (I probably will, just to see it, even though I haven't spoken to anyone who actually liked it) but every comedian has made comedy mistakes.

Ronnie Dobbs was a funny skit though... and it's just based on the type of people you see on cops (which they "studied").

I don't need to "prove" to anyone that Mr. Show or David Cross is funny... if you don't like it, you don't like it... but why is it necessary to bring it up, unprovoked so often?  I think Oasis is a shit band, but I don't go around bringing it up all the time.

Banky

so many people hate on Scary movie 2 on XIXAX.  I personally thank it was a whole lot funnier than the first.  "My germs".  That movie to me was truly funny. I just watched it recently and really enjoyed it.  Fuck Scary Movie one, the endindg sucked and all that matrix parody shit was un original and dumb as fuck.

Pubrick

they were both kind of shit. nothing special about the jokes, they're just milking it as a spoof series but it will end up straight to video soon enuff.
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