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Film Discussion => In Front of the Camera => Topic started by: Ernie on May 25, 2003, 07:03:03 PM

Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ernie on May 25, 2003, 07:03:03 PM
Could somebody please tell me who the beautiful girl hosting cannes is? I'm watching the cannes closing ceremonies right now and the sound on my damn tv's not working.

thanks a lot.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Sigur Rós on May 26, 2003, 04:31:59 AM
Closing Ceremony Guest List
 
For the Closing Ceremony of the 56th annual Cannes Film Festival on Saturday evening, numerous guests will be participating in giving out the awards. Among them, we should be seeing singer/songwriter Sting, actress/producer bombshell Elizabeth Hurley and accomplished thespian Isabelle Huppert. Jeanne Moreau and Wim Wenders will also be attending the award ceremony.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Holden Pike on May 26, 2003, 08:45:57 AM
Monica Bellucci (Malena, Irreversable, Tears of the Sun, The Matrix: Reloaded) hosted the closing cermonies.

(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica20.jpg)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: sphinx on May 26, 2003, 09:08:35 AM
:yabbse-tongue:
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Xixax on May 26, 2003, 11:44:07 AM
( . Y . )
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on May 26, 2003, 11:48:45 AM
So nice. Holden, you found a GREAT pic.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Cecil on May 26, 2003, 11:56:43 AM
did anyone see astérix et obélix: mission cléopatre? she played cleopatra
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Sigur Rós on May 26, 2003, 12:04:43 PM
Hun skulle ha' en ordentlig tur!
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: fulty on May 26, 2003, 08:16:53 PM
UUUU WHEEE Those are nice puppies.
Oh, what I could do to her leg..!!
Title: re
Post by: pookiethecat on May 30, 2003, 03:23:48 PM
she was the best part of the matrix reloaded.  when she came on screen, everything became exciting.  she has what you call presence
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on May 30, 2003, 05:10:18 PM
nice tits round ass , mui Bella !

much better then asia argenta
Title: Re: re
Post by: MacGuffin on May 30, 2003, 06:31:36 PM
Quote from: pookiethecat
she was the best part of the matrix reloaded.  when she came on screen, everything became exciting.


I wouldn't go that far, but damn that lucky Keanu Reeves.

You guys can thank me later for this (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/monicabellucci/monicabellucci_04.jpg) and this. (http://www.alwaysgirls.com/download/1024monica_bellucci01.html)
Title: re
Post by: pookiethecat on May 30, 2003, 07:01:02 PM
up till that point, the movie had failed to interest me on a human level.  when she showed up onscreen, i instantly felt connected to what was going on.  it wasn't the fancy f/x or expanded fight sequences or philosophic mumbo jumbo...  just pure raw onscreen charisma...  (not to mention that she's a bonafide sex symbol...while on the subject, that's some nice wallpaper)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: sexterossa on May 30, 2003, 09:04:20 PM
she looks like the bondgirl from the shitty one where the z8 gets sawed in half. or maybe it is her.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Sleuth on May 30, 2003, 09:13:43 PM
This thread should never ever die
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 02:35:20 PM
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1996/MonicaBell_Vespa_1115013_400.jpg)
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1995/MonicaBell_Pimen_1113715_400.jpg)
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1500/MonicaBell_Vespa_591206_400.jpg)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 02:42:08 PM
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica7.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica13.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica19.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica17.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica27.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica29.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica23.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica33.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/MonicaBellucci/monica34.jpg)

How can a woman look this perfect?!
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on August 15, 2003, 02:42:51 PM
she is truly a beautiful creature.

how come that second wave of pics didn't work??
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 02:44:33 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
she is truly a beautiful creature.

how come that second wave of pics didn't work??


It didn't? GRRRRRR! They show up for me but they are in my cache so..

Sorry. I'll provide you with a link then.

http://famousbabes.com/monicaB/monica.htm
http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/MonicaBellucci/monica1.htm[/list]
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on August 15, 2003, 02:45:17 PM
you ARE a cool chick!
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ernie on August 15, 2003, 02:48:32 PM
Hey everybody, let's have an xixax chat-n-watch festival for Irreversible in honor of her!!!

No...wait...that couldn't be more inappropriate...nevermind.

I still am too scared to see that movie.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on August 15, 2003, 02:49:44 PM
we could do Brotherhood Of The Wolf, and Malena (if someone would send me the uncensored copy from Europe...)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 02:49:54 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
you ARE a cool chick!


This is what I keep telling everyone. Only a select few believe me! :P
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pas on August 15, 2003, 02:52:46 PM
Quote from: ebeaman
I still am too scared to see that movie.


Why is that, Ebes ?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ernie on August 15, 2003, 02:59:33 PM
The rape scene.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 03:01:30 PM
Quote from: ebeaman
The rape scene.


It's probably not any worse than a Kevin Smith film.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on August 15, 2003, 03:08:05 PM
:yabbse-thumbup:

YEAH!!!
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pas on August 15, 2003, 03:18:45 PM
Yeah, you ARE a cool girl !
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: MacGuffin on August 15, 2003, 03:32:24 PM
I suggest she should put her opinions here...

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=245

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=545

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=801

...then we'll see how 'cool' she is.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 15, 2003, 03:59:59 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
I suggest she should put her opinions here...

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=245

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=545

http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=801

...then we'll see how 'cool' she is.


Done, done, and done.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pas on August 15, 2003, 05:06:36 PM
Cool, cool and cool
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on August 15, 2003, 05:32:01 PM
I want to be cool...must post diligently...
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Gamblour. on August 15, 2003, 05:36:14 PM
Hmm, Lucinda seems to be jumping through a lot of hoops.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on August 15, 2003, 05:43:34 PM
But can she jump through this ...
 ...FLAMING RING OF DOOM!?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pas on August 15, 2003, 06:18:35 PM
I promise I'll try to be less subtle next time, if such a thing is possible
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ESnizzle on August 16, 2003, 04:45:16 AM
Lucinda Bryte..........eheheheheheehehehehee!

hee hee........!

::creams pants::
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Gamblour. on August 16, 2003, 10:59:01 AM
Quote from: ESnizzle
Lucinda Bryte..........eheheheheheehehehehee!

hee hee........!

::creams pants::


 :lol:
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Xixax on August 16, 2003, 11:36:45 AM
God, people can be so pathetic. A new female arrives on the scene, and everyone's like FRESH MEAT!

I feel really sorry for cool chicks who dig good movies. When they arrive here, they're greeted by a smorgasbord of erect penii.

Let me apologize for these guys, Lucinda. Carry on.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pas on August 16, 2003, 11:44:45 AM
Thanks for saying clearly what I was trying to point out
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ernie on August 16, 2003, 12:03:48 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
God, people can be so pathetic. A new female arrives on the scene, and everyone's like FRESH MEAT!

I feel really sorry for cool chicks who dig good movies. When they arrive here, they're greeted by a smorgasbord of erect penii.

Let me apologize for these guys, Lucinda. Carry on.


Yea, I gotta say, I think it's pretty pathetic myself...over the internet??? I mean that's just lame to me.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 16, 2003, 02:37:34 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
God, people can be so pathetic. A new female arrives on the scene, and everyone's like FRESH MEAT!

I feel really sorry for cool chicks who dig good movies. When they arrive here, they're greeted by a smorgasbord of erect penii.

Let me apologize for these guys, Lucinda. Carry on.


No worries.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Sleuth on August 16, 2003, 03:17:50 PM
No worries??  She IS a cool girl!
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 16, 2003, 03:47:49 PM
Quote from: XIXAX
cool chicks who dig good movies

*changes his personal classified ad to this*
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 16, 2003, 04:45:38 PM
For our spanish speakers out there:

Yo apenas creamed mis pantalones
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ESnizzle on August 18, 2003, 05:57:39 AM
heheheheh

LUCINDA BRYTE!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!

uhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!

::take penis out - nothin' but creamin'::
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 18, 2003, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: ESnizzle
heheheheh

LUCINDA BRYTE!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!

uhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!

::take penis out - nothin' but creamin'::


*AIM kissy face*
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ESnizzle on August 22, 2003, 06:20:30 AM
*AIM disgusted face*
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ravi on August 22, 2003, 01:10:17 PM
We've started spelling out smilies now?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pubrick on August 22, 2003, 01:11:31 PM
*AIM yes face*
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: MacGuffin on August 22, 2003, 01:45:38 PM
Quote from: Ravi
We've started spelling out smilies now?


Ever since we started spelling out 'heart'.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pubrick on August 22, 2003, 01:47:40 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
Ever since we started spelling out 'heart'.

i blame david o russell.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ESnizzle on August 28, 2003, 12:51:07 AM
yeah....well i'm in love with Lucinda Bryte
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 28, 2003, 05:15:04 AM
Quote from: ESnizzle
yeah....well i'm in love with Lucinda Bryte


The secret to a successful thread bump is to confess your undying love for me.

Take notes people.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on August 28, 2003, 07:23:13 AM
Quote
much better then asia argenta


Hey dude, let's not get carried away....

And excellent wallpaper btw.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: picolas on August 28, 2003, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: P
Quote from: MacGuffin
Ever since we started spelling out 'heart'.

i blame david o russell.

naw. it's totally the pope.

(http://picolas.jaako.com/po.jpg)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: MacGuffin on September 30, 2003, 02:35:19 PM
(http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/party/party-smiley-015.gif)

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1500/MonicaBell_Vespa_591206_400.jpg)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on September 30, 2003, 02:36:28 PM
How old is my future wife?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: MacGuffin on September 30, 2003, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
How old is my future wife?


She's 35 today. She'd have to divorce her current husband (Vincent Cassel) and then me first. Maybe by that time, you'll be able to talk to women.  :yabbse-wink:
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on September 30, 2003, 02:46:08 PM
Hmm, I didn't realize she's that old (no offence to you middle-age folks). Hope for real that if I do manage to find a wife, she still looks that good.

Fucking Cassel. Damnit. Good actor, tho.


Oh, Mac, we wouldn't have to talk. I don't speak a lick of Italian or French. See, it's a match made in heaven...
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on September 30, 2003, 03:47:02 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
:yabbse-wink:


Don't you mean *AIM Wink face* ?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: SoNowThen on September 30, 2003, 03:52:17 PM
I didn't put that...
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: MacGuffin on September 14, 2004, 11:45:46 AM
Actress Bellucci Has Baby Girl

Monica Bellucci and her husband, French actor Vincent Cassel, became parents over the weekend to a baby girl named Deva, Bellucci's agent said Monday.

"The mother and child are doing well," said Laurent Gregoire, the actress' Paris-based agent. The child was born Sunday in a Rome hospital.

The 34-year-old Italian actress, a former Elite model, has cultivated a thriving international film career in her native Italy and her adopted country France. She's also a familiar face in Hollywood.
 
The actress appeared in the two "Matrix" sequels and played Mary Magdalene in Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ."

Bellucci met her husband in the mid-1990s on the set of "L'Appartement," her first French-language film and the first of eight movies they have shot together.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: pete on September 14, 2004, 11:53:36 AM
cool, a new MILB.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Stefen on September 14, 2004, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: pete
cool, a new MILB.


Don't you mean BILF? You're sick man.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Just Withnail on September 14, 2004, 04:11:10 PM
Yeah, and don't get me started on what a CALF she is.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Ravi on September 14, 2004, 09:50:04 PM
She's such a RALPH MALPH.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 19, 2004, 08:36:09 PM
what's a milb?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: eward on September 19, 2004, 10:04:48 PM
mom i'd like to bang
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 19, 2004, 10:47:38 PM
i'm afraid to ask what those other ones mean, then.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pubrick on September 19, 2004, 11:27:20 PM
sum character consistency would be nice.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 19, 2004, 11:39:25 PM
ok what do those other ones mean?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: Pubrick on September 19, 2004, 11:40:40 PM
u should know, if not, i'm sure u can work it out.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 20, 2004, 12:06:53 AM
I know what a BILF is.

But what the fuck is CALF?

And I think RALPH MALPH is a joke...right?
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: picolas on September 20, 2004, 12:42:16 AM
everyone must go out and get gigantic black and white avatars. it's just better.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 20, 2004, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: picolisp
everyone must go out and get gigantic black and white avatars. it's just better.


(http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/n/c/ncb3/tom-waits.jpg)(http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/11.08.01/gifs/manwho-0145.jpg)
(http://www.jonahfalcon.com/edithmassey.jpg)
(http://www.bfi.org.uk/collections/release/bandeapart/images/odile-glance.jpg)(http://www.mudmemory.com/edieandandy.jpg)
(http://mutantnation.com/search/visual/movies/eraserhead/lady.jpg)

(http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~aalcoces/david%20lynch.jpg)
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: matt35mm on September 20, 2004, 02:01:42 AM
DAMN YOU ALL!

We need to collect ourselves and focus on what this thread is really about:

Monica Bellucci is hot.  Like, super hot.  Oh man, I wish there were more pictures of her pregnant, because those pictures would be so hot.  I'm not saying that her figure wasn't full (in the most perfect of ways) already, but day-am, Monica Bellucci plus all the ripe roundness of the pregnant woman... I think I'm gonna faint just thinking about it.

In conclusion, she's fit.  And she knows it.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: hedwig on September 20, 2004, 05:29:53 PM
I Heart Monica Bellucci.
Title: who is this woman? Monica Bellucci
Post by: pete on September 21, 2004, 10:53:26 AM
Quote from: eward
mom i'd like to bang


actually, it was mom I'd like to box-chow.