hahahaha
i think its fake anyway but they reviewed it as if it were real over at joblo.com. Hey it got 10/10.
I think Paris Hilton is hella good looking.
do you think its her?
you want my honest opinion?
it's quite possible. however, in that night vision video, her breasts look bigger than when I've seen her in clothes, and in interviews she always brags how she's happy to be flat, so it could be fake...
Wtf? I didn't think there was any question that it was her. So you mean what I've got on my computer only might be Paris Hilton? Thanks for ruining my weekend.
(It's bad I know all this, but it's hard to not hear every little thing about the Paris Hilton Sex Tape)
So here we go: The real tape does exist and is available through file swapping programs like Kazaa. The real one is shot in Night Vision mode on a comsumer camcorder and is tripod shot.
The "fake" one that many confused is a porn star that resembles Hilton having sex with a fat guy on a hotel bed. This version is perfectly clear and lighted.
There are plenty of fake ones out there now, but the original confusion was due to the one above.
Somehow I knew Banky would start this topic. :wink:
i dont hink that it is her. The girl on the tape has way bigger chesticles than the real Paris.
Somebody should make their animated avatar from the Hilton sex tape.
Conan had the best joke about her last night. She said she wants to get into music, which is fair and she'll probably succeed since "she's already got the number one video."
Link Now!
download it on kazaa
its the one that is like 2:50 secs
it's her, dude.
they're already suing each other over it. wtf would they do that if it wasn't real?
anyway, it's clearly her. and it's not that good, apart from curio value.
jeez...paris or not ...where is the chick's butt? nonexistant. but the exhibitionism displayed is wonderful.
no doubt... it is her if you downloaded the right video... and that is why the family and everyone is making so much fuzz about...
its too short anyways... i think the full version is longer but is not online (yet)
Yeah, it's definitely her. Stern confirmed it the other day.
that night vision shit sucks tho...don't people realize that it's just a bullet point for a salesman, versus an actual feature you should use. Damn, put a spot light on that girl and loose the night vision crap!!!
rookie amateur wannabe pornstars. :yabbse-shocked:
I just watched a clip of this amazingly overhyped video...
The girl is as much of a camera whore in a private setting as she is in a public one. No doubts it's Miss Hilton.
Quote from: PawbloeI just watched a clip of this amazingly overhyped video...
The girl is as much of a camera whore in a private setting as she is in a public one. No doubts it's Miss Hilton.
The truly hilarious thing is that the greaseball guy keeps moving her further out of the picture so he can see himself. Jeez, buddy, what's the point of making the damn thing, to look at yourself?
ANyway, Paris... ahhhhhhhhh
Nikki Hilton is damn fine as well. But I guess she's got a year or two to go before her video.
I think the idea of rich spoiled debutante heiress airhead socialites is vulgar and crass to the extreme.
The idea of giving them any of our attention is even worse.
I could care less if she inherits the entire chain of hotels or works in the local Subway
Paris is a hottie
Quote from: SoNowThenI could care less if she inherits the entire chain of hotels or works in the local Subway
Paris is a hottie
I'm sure there are a million, erm, hotties who do work at the local Subway who could never hope to get the kind of attention these useless, awful people do.
But I guess I'm speaking as someone for whom hotness doesn't automatically override any other horrifying qualities a person might display...
"Most people keep their brains between their legs." - Morrissey
Hehehe
I didn't say I wanted to make her the mother of my children, I said I like looking at her.
"well you can't go to jail for what yer thinking, give it a whirl, give it a try. I'm just standing on the corner watching all the girls go buy..."
Quote from: godardian"Most people keep their brains between their legs." - Morrissey
see, a perfect example of why i think morrissey is lame.
I would rather have my brains between
her legs than my own.
no offense godardian...but do you ever do anything wrong? ever have an un-pure thought? ever do something just fuckin' crazy and obsurd..even though you know it's wrong? jaywalk maybe?
Quote from: aclockworkjjQuote from: godardian"Most people keep their brains between their legs." - Morrissey
see, a perfect example of why i think morrissey is lame.
I would rather have my brains betweenher legs than my own.
no offense godardian...but do you ever do anything wrong? ever have an un-pure thought? ever do something just fuckin' crazy and obsurd..even though you know it's wrong? jaywalk maybe?
Maybe. But I don't choose to boast about any of it. Discretion is the better part of valor.
Morrissey thinks you're lame, too, by the way. Though he'd undoubtedly come up with some much sharper, more clever way to say it. :)
Quote from: godardianQuote from: SoNowThenI could care less if she inherits the entire chain of hotels or works in the local Subway
Paris is a hottie
I'm sure there are a million, erm, hotties who do work at the local Subway who could never hope to get the kind of attention these useless, awful people do.
I disagree. Case in point: Libby Hoeler. A few years ago, at the school I currently attend, she made these videos for her boyfriend on her webcame. There are about 7 of them I think and they are all out online. I have talked to various people from across the country in college and a large majority of them know of her and have seen her videos.
Quote from: SHAFTRLibby Hoeler.
oh sweet Libby...I feel as if I actually know her...hehehe.
ok...what about the bangbus videos?
Quote from: godardianDiscretion is the better part of valor.
yeah, I can understand that. But then the "little boy blue" persona is sorta inaccurate, no? There is nothing wrong with it realize...but crap, but no one is this "perfect model" for a human being...everyone makes mistakes or does things others won't agree with...does it make them less of a human being in doing so? I don't think you could (or would) say yes to that question..
Quote from: aclockworkjjQuote from: SHAFTRLibby Hoeler.
oh sweet Libby...I feel as if I actually know her...hehehe.
ok...what about the bangbus videos?
Quote from: godardianDiscretion is the better part of valor.
yeah, I can understand that. But then the "little boy blue" persona is sorta inaccurate, no? There is nothing wrong with it realize...but crap, but no one is this "perfect model" for a human being...everyone makes mistakes or does things others won't agree with...does it make them less of a human being in doing so? I don't think you could (or would) say yes to that question..
True, but I don't think that being skeptical of people is saying they're less of a human being. It's people's ideas and behavior I'm interested in evaluating and (possibly) understanding, not their actual humanity (their right to live free, pursue liberty and happiness, etc). I didn't call for executing Paris Hilton. I was simply trying to call attention to the fact that she's utterly undeserving in every way of any of our attention. Working-class porn models put a lot on the line, have a very hazardous and misunderstood occupation, and live in a way she'd find unimaginable, but she gets all this credit and lusty celebration for stupidly making an accidental appearance in a videotape? It's just obnoxious and very symptomatic of our culture's misplaced values, is all I'm saying. I refuse to worship the rich for being rich, and to me that's exactly what's happening here, unless anyone's going to try to tell me Paris Hilton is so hot that no unwealthy girl could possibly compare.
I give equal hotness value to all hot girls, whether they be rich or poor. Hotness is blind to social status.
*all strings play together in one grand harmony*
Ha, godardian, did you just extol the virtues of "working class porn models"?! :shock:
Also, I've had a crush on Paris for almost three years running now, when very few mainstream people even knew about her. This video is just like a happy gift for all my patience...
Quote from: SoNowThen
*all strings play together in one grand harmony*
Ha, godardian, did you just extol the virtues of "working class porn models"?! :shock:
As compared to emptyheaded twits like Paris Hilton... absolutely. They work, at least.
Quote from: godardianunless anyone's going to try to tell me Paris Hilton is so hot that no unwealthy girl could possibly compare.
nah...she has no bootie. baby needs sum back. piff..
I know what you meant. and agree in fact. I guess I was just askin' more of a personal question about yourself,..not for any other reason than I just think it's easier to find faults than positives within such things. I guess I was hoping you in fact weren't this total square, always "do good-er", and even you can get buckwild and untuck your shirt at times...
and as much of an attention whore paris is...i do in a way feel bad for her, cause I am sure it wasn't her intentions when making this video to have it plastered all over the internet. attention whore or not, I bet she feels pretty violated right now...
:::runs home to re-count his video tapes::::
hehehe.
Quote from: aclockworkjjQuote from: godardianunless anyone's going to try to tell me Paris Hilton is so hot that no unwealthy girl could possibly compare.
nah...she has no bootie. baby needs sum back. piff..
I know what you meant. and agree in fact. I guess I was just askin' more of a personal question about yourself,..not for any other reason than I just think it's easier to find faults than positives within such things. I guess I was hoping you in fact weren't this total square, always "do good-er", and even you can get buckwild and untuck your shirt at times...
and as much of an attention whore paris is...i do in a way feel bad for her, cause I am sure it wasn't her intentions when making this video to have it plastered all over the internet. attention whore or not, I bet she feels pretty violated right now...
:::runs home to re-count his video tapes::::
hehehe.
What you say about Hilton is probably more or less true. I have no use for her, but it's mostly our fault for making her the topic of discussion. Yes, a trap... I feel violated now, too. :oops:
Am I the only thinks the whole thing was leaked on purpose? I mean, with her upcoming-garbage-show and everything, it looks like she just got some amazing advertising.
Quote from: Weak2ndActAm I the only thinks the whole thing was leaked on purpose?
no.
Quote from: Weak2ndActthe whole thing was leaked on purpose?
that dirty slut....
wait. what show? sorry, outta the loop...but I am so there after seeing this video.
Quote from: PQuote from: Weak2ndActAm I the only thinks the whole thing was leaked on purpose?
no.
Yeah, Weak, keep in mind about the whole suing thing... and Paris Hilton sure isn't 2003's answer to a female Andy Kaufman.
Quote from: CinephileParis Hilton sure isn't 2003's answer to a female Andy Kaufman.
Or IS she...?
No.
.is Paris the one with the wierd noes..a la penelope cruz..or it is the other one?.
looksee:
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looksee:
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Well I know when I'm stacking hay in a truck I wear stilletos and bikini tops. She's got my vote.
Wait, she's running for an election right?
Well, she will be, in this crazy world we live in.
ahhh
thank you Banky
That woman looks so cheap. Why is she doing that :?:
Quote from: mollyThat woman looks so cheap. Why is she doing that :?:
welcome america to america, here it's all about titties and hay.
sluts.
gotta love 'em.
Quote from: MacGuffinShe's promoting her TV show about stacking hay in bikini tops
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they misunderstood the show's premise and began shoving hay in
to bikini tops.
Quote from: phil is so sexyQuote from: mollyThat woman looks so cheap. Why is she doing that :?:
welcome america to america, here it's all about titties and hay.
this made me laugh. titties and hay - cows?
cows maybe i dunno, definatly alot of milk though.
Damn... what a couple of ugly broads.
They really like being paid to look like complete idiots don't they?
I mean, they're already rich as shit... why do they need to purposely make themselves look total clowns.
As much as I would like to watch these undeserving hookers be humiliated on television, I think it's kind of wrong for many reasons and will not participate.
psst....anyone see the gena lee nolin video?
please expand on this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
Quote from: aclockworkjjpsst....anyone see the gena lee nolin video?
i heard about it... it sounds like good stuff... its only a matter of time before everyone sees it though... then she'll be on the cover of "people" saying "this is my side of the story"... hehe.
It just occurred to me as I looked through this thread, how very much some of our members hate rich people. I have a feeling that if this was some no-name, poor girl, a few folks would be on here saying that she was "exploited", and a victim of male dominated society, or that she had no other choice, or some such blah blah. But since Paris has money, she is:
an airhead
a twit
cheap
an undeserving hooker
Hmmm. Why so against money? Not all rich people are evil you know.
Now this is not to say I don't agree with all the above names. However, if it was some "regular" girl, and JJ and I came on here and said "what a stupid slut....", we'd be shit on, and called women-haters, etc. Yet everyone on this thread has felt totally comfortable just fucking ragging on Paris, most likely because of her social status. Also, I have the feeling that if it was a girl who was deemed somewhat unattractive (by the "normal" standards of weight, age, etc), she would be afforded several apologies.
Quote from: SoNowThen
an airhead
a twit
cheap
an undeserving hooker
I'd refer you to the
Lakers will kill/rape all of u this season thread, but it has been conveniently deleted... "erased... from existence!"
ahh
and look who was ragging on that chick (the "poor" girl caught in the middle) in that thread:
me
jj
gdidm
and we got fucking screamed at
but see, there she said it was "rape", and she wasn't a super rich chick with her pictures in the paper
however, Paris' story is that she didn't consent to the video
perhaps if we had a video of the Kobe affair, we could see how much that chick "didn't consent"...
Quote from: SoNowThenNot all rich people are evil you know.
No... just far, far too powerful and, at least in America under the current administration, given as much leeway as possible to screw those beneath them. Not all do; I think the "privilege" of screwing the middle and working classes should be taken away, however. That shouldn't bother those "nice" rich folks you're referring to at all, SoNowThen. I think you have a pretty tough case to build; ask anyone who worked for Enron what they think of rich people. You'd be awfully hard pressed to convince them that they're not evil. In fact, I think you'd find it impossible.
My point was, what makes Paris Hilton more interesting than someone who also looks like a fembot, but doesn't have all her money?
The only reason she's on TV and in magazines is that she's rich. There are plenty of people who look... like she does (sorry, I think she's terribly unattractive- she looks completely strung out and dirty, not to mention her very apparent, televised vapidity), yet she's the celebrated one. I think that's incredibly stupid and almost unbelievable... except that it's exactly indicative of the class system in our society.
Why waste your energy defending rich people, SoNowThen? Most if not all social mechanisms are geared to automatically defend the rich, regardless of who else it affects.
"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
" - Matthew 19:24.
Most modern fundamentalist churches cater to the upper-middle-class, white, and fearful; they'll pick out some obscure Old Testament verse from Leviticus forbidding homosexuality and turn it into a huge and often illegal (as far as separation of church and state) hate campaign, but they ignore the most compassionate, common-sense (if allegorical) New Testament stuff such as the above. It's an arrogant, hateful, utterly self-absorbed and self-serving attitude that borders on blasphemy if you're truly religious.
The rich aren't any more important than you and I are. Period.
How could she have "not consented" to the video... I've seen it and she looks right into the fucking lens. That night vision shit doesn't make the camera INVISIBLE!
anyway, she's stupid, ugly, far too popular, and undeserving. I like rich people... I have a rich uncle, he's cool (and he doesn't give me money either)
Funnily enough, I knew right away as I typed my message that you'd post the bible verse from Matthew. AS I TYPED IT. I am psychic. :roll:
Anyhoo, the point there is to not be greedy and think that worldy gains mean a damn thing. That applies to rich and poor alike. I know just as many greedy lying poor people as I do rich people. The rich man came to Christ and said he wanted to follow him, and Christ said that was great, now drop everything and come with me. But the man couldn't do it. See, the point is that if you really wanna say it, you REALLY wanna try and give that commitment to God, you gotta give EVERYTHING up. So if you try and hold onto it, tough luck. Can't serve two masters. Of course, it's now turned into one of those wonderful memorized quotes out of context that so many non-believers throw around. "Look, Jesus says if you're rich you're not going to heaven!!". Whew. Sorry to get all churchy on you guys, but I don't think it's fair to use this sorta thing. I will now stop and move onto the point at hand.
I just see people trying to have their heart in the right place, not wanting to see someone get shafted just because they don't have the extra money to buy their way out of a jam. That's great. But taking the reverse effect and saying that anyone who does have extra money must in some way be using it to oppress, or must have gotten it in some dishonest way, well that's EXACTLY the same prejudice you say that you're against. And I wanted to point it out. You are worried about the class war, yet by emphasizing stuff like this you are contributing to the rift of paranoia and misunderstanding.
Also, have you seen tv lately? Every joe blow nobody is getting their 15 minutes. You sure as hell don't have to be rich to get your picture taken. I agree that Paris appears to be a snotty, wast of space retard. However, I think that for a good majority of people I see on a daily basis. Rich, poor, black, white, a loudmouth idiot is a loudmouth idiot. I will not discriminate just because somebody has more money.
I don't think anyone should be label arrogant or evil according to their social class, whether it be rich or poor. Some rich people give to many charities to improve the lives of others less fortunate. Paul Newman gives all of his profits from his dressings to numerous charities. I dont think pigeon-holing any social class is an accurate way to assess who these people really are.
The whole Paris Hilton thing is sorted. She is a model who has always been in the public light (and has enjoyed the attention.) Her new show looks ridiculous, but no doubt, people will watch it. The video tape was probably embarrassing for her, because it was not the attention she wanted. Just because she is rich does not mean that she is immuned to feelings. The stigma attached to all social classes, if you look hard enough, are not always true.
Please do not compare Paris Hilton to the woman in the Kobe rape trial. Rape is not consentual sex on videotape.
I still think the privileges you get for being rich are obscene; money goes to money, as they say. The system of wealth is probably not wholly corrupt; then again, I think it's much more corrupt than many people realize or care to think about.
And to assume that someone interpreting the bible differently than you do is a non-believer is insupportable. There are plenty of theologically learned believers and even entire Christian denominations that see classism as extremely un-Christian and interpret that verse as I do. I don't see a lot of fundamentalists eager to give up anything, material or even just ego-wise, to follow god; I see a ton, however, who use their freestyle religion, lacking any historical context or defensible theological imperative, as an excuse to push their own self-serving fears, prejudices, and economic agendas, not only onto their neighbors, but onto society as a whole. I would imagine this selfish abuse to be particularly inexcusable to true Christians.
Quote from: godardianI still think the privileges you get for being rich are obscene; money goes to money, as they say. The system of wealth is probably not wholly corrupt; then again, I think it's much more corrupt than many people realize or care to think about.
And to assume that someone interpreting the bible differently than you do is a non-believer is insupportable. There are plenty of theologically learned believers and even entire Christian denominations that see classism as extremely un-Christian and interpret that verse as I do. I don't see a lot of fundamentalists eager to give up anything, material or even just ego-wise, to follow god; I see a ton, however, who use their freestyle religion, lacking any historical context or defensible theological imperative, as an excuse to push their own self-serving fears, prejudices, and economic agendas, not only onto their neighbors, but onto society as a whole. I would imagine this selfish abuse to be particularly inexcusable to true Christians.
I am truly sorry, but you "interpret" that verse incorrectly. Of course you will see fundamentalists uneager to give up anything. Fundamentalists are not perfect. They make huge errors. As do I. You think that verse (as a Christian) doesn't scare the shit out of me? Give up creature comforts, forget about trying to be economically successful, let go of my hobbies and habit and schedule. Am I strong enough to do this? Almost never. I try. But usually fail. It's never ending. But this is not to say you actually are not allowed to do anything else, it's about putting what's most important FIRST in your life. For others it may be family, career, etc, for Christians it's supposed to be loving God.
People will ALWAYS use their religion (or knowledge/power/influence) to push through their own self-serving agendas. These people are wrong. Clearly. You think it doesn't sicken me when I think of those hard-core right wingers banning Last Temptation Of Christ as a political move to take heat away from a problem they were having in the church at the time? But don't worry, they'll get theirs.
I really wanna continue this portion of the conversation, but I don't wanna turn the board into my soapbox. Let's go through PM's should you want me to clarify my religious position on this. Including discussing that verse.
however...for the record. any girl that wants to tie me down, and rape my little white ass...well, i wouldn't press charges, nor hate her at all. If she is rich and wants to videotape it...even better. :wink:
in fact it could be the key to my women-hating heart.
I think we need to make a law enstating seperation of church and xixax... all this religious talk makes me want to go commit a sin... which ones are legal again?
Quote from: SoNowThen
I really wanna continue this portion of the conversation, but I don't wanna turn the board into my soapbox. Let's go through PM's should you want me to clarify my religious position on this. Including discussing that verse.
Too bad, I was enjoying this nice conversation.
actually, besides the Stealing and Murdering commandments, the other 8 are fair game legally.
and if you get a good lawyer, you could be covered for those first two as well :wink:
Quote from: FernandoToo bad, I was enjoying this nice conversation.
yeah...keep it here mang...it's cool. just don't anyone get all pissy and i say god doesn't exist and butt sex should be legal.
really, keep it here...wait, unless Paris would be offended. I mean...this is her thread. Don't wanna offend anyone. ah screw her...she's rich. What i find funny...look at some thing that were said here, and then look at the shit i got for "banky's bitches".
Quote from: FernandoQuote from: SoNowThen
I really wanna continue this portion of the conversation, but I don't wanna turn the board into my soapbox. Let's go through PM's should you want me to clarify my religious position on this. Including discussing that verse.
Too bad, I was enjoying this nice conversation.
As was I. Who would have thought this sinful, tasty little slut would engender such passionate Bible talk talk on Xixax? :)
My take on this Hilton situation is this: if she lives for the limelight, a self-described (?) socialite, then she deserves every ounce of attention she gets. And people calling her what they want shouldn't be put down upon. Sure, she holds no discernable social or high cultural value, but she's pop sex and disposable in that respect. And no I don't feel guilty or sleazy for wanting to bang her brains out. :twisted:
Also, I'm tripping the light fantastik on Ny-Quil right now, so don't hold these nonsensical ramblings against me.
She'll be forgotten in a year or two, and she'll still have mommy and daddy's money. Then 10 years from now we'll see her and she'll be all fat and tubby... and she'll still have mommy and daddy's money... hehe
Quote from: SoNowThenactually, besides the Stealing and Murdering commandments, the other 8 are fair game legally.
and if you get a good lawyer, you could be covered for those first two as well :wink:
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=526&highlight=decalogue
"What's Wal-Mart...Is that where they sell wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
Quote from: MacGuffin"What's Wal-Mart...Is that where they sell wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
haha...i saw that on the morning news today...i almost fell over laughing so hard cause it reminded me of all the walmart talk here.
gillian barberi (don't get me started on her) then preceeded to ask where Paris's butt was???...haha, at least she was right about that.
Quote from: aclockworkjjgillian barberi (don't get me started on her)
Most annoying person on the planet.
Really? You guys don't find her the least bit sexy (Barberie, I mean)?
When we visited LA a few years ago, I used to love to get up and watch that morning show on mute...
Quote from: SoNowThenReally? You guys don't find her the least bit sexy (Barberie, I mean)?
When we visited LA a few years ago, I used to love to get up and watch that morning show on mute...
I like Good Day LA....but only cause of steve edwards...(err, ok that sounded wierd.) Gillian is annoying, annoying...and really only mediocre looking in my opinion. She is always complaining how she can't get a date...I now think i understand why. Don't get me wrong tho, i totally would download a gillian sex tape...
she's married though...
she shouldn't be getting dates
Quote from: SoNowThenshe's married though...
?????....
silly canuck.
shouldnt you be at work?
Isn't she married? I thought I read an article where she talked about her pro-baseball playing hubby...
Quote from: Bankyshouldnt you be at work?
7:20....morning coffee and masturbating to all the great content on www.xixax.com .
it's going well, thanks.
ps. there is this segment on the paris show on good day la right now, go figure. i am cracking up as to how stupid these chicks are. they are saying how it's funny cause the redneck family are the intelligence of this show and the hollywood brats are making "stars" look very, very ....dumb. regardless, people will watch it.
edit: jillian*
my friends saw her at JFK airport and i guess she was really into people getting pictures with her. It seems like she is not ashamed of the attention she is getting
Quote from: SoNowThenIsn't she married? I thought I read an article where she talked about her pro-baseball playing hubby...
He divorced her a while back. I don't blame him.
Ahh...
probably got to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Quote from: MacGuffinher pro-baseball playing hubby...
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Quote from: SoNowThenAhh...
probably got to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
!!! :lol: !!!
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Any relation to Jillian Barberie? I saw that segment on Good Day LA too... they were supposed to help promote the show, and instead they kinda did a half-assed job at it... oh well... i'd never watch that crap anyways...
Last night I was too busy watching Celebrity Poker Showdown before Queer Eye on Bravo!
Quote from: SoNowThenAhh...
probably got to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
"ever parked you bycyle in a airplane hanger?"-duece Bigalo
Speaking of Paris Hilton, I saw Simple Life last night. It was actually pretty entertaining, although I suspect the show's charm will grow thinner and thinner with each subsequent viewing.
Quote from: aclockworkjjQuote from: MacGuffinher pro-baseball playing hubby...
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...hahahhah..he looks like an "atheletic" luke wilson...
really!!!!!!, i am just bored at work...and wasting time. I am posting this here cause i am hoping it stays off the radar, so i don't get a stoning. maybe someone should start an office chatter thread? shit, not gonna be me...me scarrrred....
her sister is pretty hot too, and obviosuly a lot smarter than to let someone tape her having sex. then again, it is an excellent career move, because she's getting more press than ever, and it's definitely helped out her new show's ratings.
Quote from: myadopteddaughterher sister is pretty hot too, and obviosuly a lot smarter than to let someone tape her having sex. then again, it is an excellent career move, because she's getting more press than ever, and it's definitely helped out her new show's ratings.
Her sister isn't as hot... and niether is that other girl on the simple life with her... come to think of it, paris isn't that hot compared to other women... she's just famous and has lots of money.
Quote from: myadopteddaughterher sister is pretty hot too, and obviosuly a lot smarter than to let someone tape her having sex. then again, it is an excellent career move, because she's getting more press than ever, and it's definitely helped out her new show's ratings.
Agreed, agreed, and agreed.
i think nikki is much prettier, and seems a little smarter too
i caught the simple life and it was actually funny and entertaining
Paris is a "butterface" kind of girl.....
Oh, and buy the term "butterface", what do I mean my dear xixaxian(s)????
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD BUT HER FACE!!!!
::audience laughing::....hahhahhaha.......(thank you , I'll be here all week)
......that nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooosssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
i always thought the saying was
I would Put it anywhere but her face
What gives away that it's Paris Hilton for me is that her cell phone rings and she goes to answer it and the guy's like "Fuck your cell phone!"
Mm-hm..
I haven't seen this supposed tape. But I am sure it's some sort of conspiracy to get all our minds off what's happening in California and Iraq.
Quote from: myadopteddaughterI haven't seen this supposed tape. But I am sure it's some sort of conspiracy to get all our minds off what's happening in California and Iraq.
Well, that pretty much sums up 99% of the media. You're astute, and I like that. Your avatar is keeping me from thinking astute thoughts, though... *godardian determinedly slaps own face* There, now my brain's working again. It's just that simple. I wonder if it works for Paris...?
Quote from: godardianQuote from: myadopteddaughterI haven't seen this supposed tape. But I am sure it's some sort of conspiracy to get all our minds off what's happening in California and Iraq.
Well, that pretty much sums up 99% of the media. You're astute, and I like that. Your avatar is keeping me from thinking astute thoughts, though... *godardian determinedly slaps own face* There, now my brain's working again. It's just that simple. I wonder if it works for Paris...?
It is strange, normally I am seeing beautiful women with just a scrap of clothing covering their boobs. Now I see a man with a scrap of clothing covering his...ding dong (what a fun word).
Although I'm the fan of the female variety, I do enjoy the increased diversity.
I am glad you like my avatar so much. I saw it, and I just thought of you guys.
Quote from: myadopteddaughterI am glad you like my avatar so much. I saw it, and I just thought of you guys.
For several reasons, adopteddaughter, you have the best avatar on the site right now.
Seriously. I hope you keep that avatar for a while. Even if just in the interest of equal time (I'm with SHAFTR on keeping it diverse- attractive flesh is attractive flesh, when it comes down to it, and it's gone just one way here for a loooong time).
So, then, like.... can we post a vidcap of Paris naked now, or what?
All in the sake of diversity, I assure you!
Quote from: SoNowThenSo, then, like.... can we post a vidcap of Paris naked now, or what?
All in the sake of diversity, I assure you!
Well... aren't there pictures around here of her as naked as adopteddaughter's av? I think that part of the diverisity has been well, and I mean WELL, taken care of. Banky has partically done it singlehandedly. :) I mean, we're not talking total nudity, here, just tantalization. Many more tantalizing-girl pics than tantalizing-guy pics around here, you hafta admit. A complete absence of the latter, in fact, until now.
The Simple Life,
What hijinks are the girls gonna pull next!?!? Wooo Hooo
Its pretty entertaining, but I hate, hate when I see the staged portions of reality television, anyone notice it?
chris
Quote from: ThecowgoooesmoooIts pretty entertaining, but I hate, hate when I see the staged portions of reality television, anyone notice it?
You mean when the dog is eating the pie in the rain, but when they put the pies down and come back and see them it's sunny?
QuoteThecowgoooesmooo wrote:
Its pretty entertaining, but I hate, hate when I see the staged portions of reality television, anyone notice it?
You mean when the dog is eating the pie in the rain, but when they put the pies down and come back and see them it's sunny?
O yea, I didn't pick that one up. But yea, staged scenes have become soo common in reality television. The simple life, like many other reality television shows is full of them.
chris
what did you expect? they can't really let people know what famous people are really like. It'd fuck their image up too much.
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She needs to eat.
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaShe needs to eat.
yes, u can tell she's hungry
for the cock
Quote from: PQuote from: OnomatopoeiaShe needs to eat.
yes, u can tell she's hungry for the cock
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she looks better naked.
They really had to layer that airbrush gloss on her to get her to look hot.
Quote from: GhostboyThey really had to layer that airbrush gloss on her to get her to look hot.
Spray on tan is the invention of our millenium!
i haven't seen her in her prono.........but she was good in wonderland
http://stripperdrama.com/hilton.html
full 37 min video
Quote from: Bankyhttp://stripperdrama.com/hilton.html
full 37 min video
Slut. I can't wait for her to drop outof the scene once this porno crap has gone down, and then she becomes fat and ugly like Cunegonde from Candide.
They made one show look like it took place over a few days, but Paris was wearing the same thing at the house the whole way through. You know she's too good for that...conceited as hell. Al she does in that video is look at herself.
OK, so i just wanted to see what my title would be when i hit 100 posts. I don't like fluffer.
Quote from: Chest RockwellQuote from: Bankyhttp://stripperdrama.com/hilton.html
full 37 min video
Slut. I can't wait for her to drop outof the scene once this porno crap has gone down, and then she becomes fat and ugly like Cunegonde from Candide.
:shock: ?!
You could say this about almost any decent looking actress/model/singer any of us like. But why? They all sell the image (including beloved Scarlett), and we all like to buy it. Maybe not this particular one for you, but others at some point, I'm sure.
Lol, why the hell is there a thread about Paris Hilton on a board about people that belong in front of the camera? I can't believe there's actually people that find her attractive, she is freakin narrrrsty.
Is this 'virgin 4 life' thing still going on ?
Quote from: SoNowThenQuote from: Chest RockwellQuote from: Bankyhttp://stripperdrama.com/hilton.html
full 37 min video
Slut. I can't wait for her to drop outof the scene once this porno crap has gone down, and then she becomes fat and ugly like Cunegonde from Candide.
They all sell the image (including beloved Scarlett), and we all like to buy it.
I refuse to believe it!!
In any case, the difference between Paris Hilton and those other girls is that Paris is a fifteen-minute fab-girl. The ONLY reason she's gained any sort of notoriety is because of her porno tape. Other actresses at least work for a living.
EDIT: I'm probably offending people in some way, so please disregard the harshness of my post here. Let's have a quirky discussion! :-D
I agree.
But Paris ain't the only media-hungry slut in the world, and she most certainly won't be the last.
Just sometimes this board picks chicks it's okay to rip on, whereas others are held up as being blameless. It's kinda a double standard. If we're all gonna be polite, we should not get to rip on anybody, no matter how much they show their ass in public.
or something
:)
I'll be downloading this video when I get home, needless to say...
Quote from: SoNowThenI'll be downloading this video when I get home, needless to say...
I hate to say it, but so will I.
I'm trying to download it right now but Banky's link won't work.
Quote from: meatballI'm trying to download it right now but Banky's link won't work.
You are trying to
download it? The link was only for proof of concept and not intended for viewing.
You sick fuck.
Haha. :twisted:
Paris Hilton is Putting on Some Wax
Source: Variety
Paris Hilton is in final talks to join the cast of Dark Castle Entertainment's House of Wax for Warner Bros. Pictures.
Commercial director Jaume Serra helms the remake of the 1953 classic horror pic that starred Vincent Price, penned by Chad Hayes and Carey Hayes. Elisha Cuthbert and Chad Michael Murray star.
Hilton would play one of a group of friends who fall prey to a sinister plot while passing through a small town on their way to a college football game.
The film is scheduled to start shooting in Australia in May for an October release. Hilton will next be seen in the Disney's Raising Helen, starring Kate Hudson.
F*CKING HELL! Why? Why? Why?
I wish I had something relevent to say about Paris Hilton... but the truth is all I have is an opinion. She represents everything that I despise. I have no real argument for hating her - other than she maintains every flaw in the current capitalist system. She does nothing, excuse me, she shops and parties, but does that make her worthy of billions and fame? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
Besides, she's seriously emaciated.
money money money money... moooneyyy (music)
IGUESSTHEYSAWHERPOTENTIALINWONDERLAND
Quote from: meatballI'm trying to download it right now but Banky's link won't work.
Here's (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/flix/parissextape.asp) the updated link.
It's H-O-T
you fucker
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I guess this should've warned me...
that video is fucking hilarious
Hilton thrown by horse on 'Simple Life,' hospitalized
Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw her off and kicked her in the stomach during the taping of "The Simple Life 2," a reality show featuring the hotel heiress and a friend on a 30-day cross-country trip. Hilton, 23, was first treated at the scene in rural Florida north of Tampa, then taken to a hospital, said Chris Alexander, publicist for 20th Century Fox in Los Angeles. The kick to the stomach left her bruised, but she was not seriously injured, said St. Joseph's Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Patterson. Hilton was released about three hours after she was brought in and was never admitted to the hospital, she said.
hahahahaha....yes!
That's what you get for stroking a stiff stud, eh Mac?
dear horsie, aim for the head the next time.
This women (girl) gets on my nerves. She looks way busted(is she popular for anything else other than her looks and sub par blow job skills?). You just know that secretly in some room Woody Allen is writing a part for her in one of his movies.
haha
310-600-8221 Thats her cell phone number. I called and was going to ask her for money but her voicemail is full.
I just realized that paris hilton has rendered christina aguellera completely useless, that's why christina's been sucking. especially now with paris coming out with an album--she will beat christina in every aspect, the blondeness, the badness, the nudity, the controvery--man, christina just can't catch a break!
paris doesnt act ghetto enough ......christina has that part down...
Hilton, Mewes Bar-Hopping in 'Bottoms Up'
Paris Hilton and Jason Mewes are toplining the indie comedy "Bottoms Up" for Paul Walker's Blue Collar Films and Cameo FJ Entertainment. Described as in the vein of "Swingers," the comedy-drama tells the story of a Midwestern bartender (Mewes) who finds love with Hilton's character as well as money and success in Hollywood. Walker is expected to have a cameo in the project.
The script was written by Nick Ballo and Erik MacArthur. MacArthur also is directing.
Hilton, whose credits include "Raising Helen," "Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat" and "House of Wax," recently completed shooting the independent comedy "Pledge This!"
A Kevin Smith regular, Mewes has appeared in the writer-director's "Clerks," "Dogma" and "Chasing Amy," as well as "Scream 3." He appears next in the horror comedy "Feast."
Its funny that we have a "In Front of Camera" thread of Paris Hilton
She is the most talentless and stupid creature this planet has ever spit out of its ass. She should be send to a facsist workcamp! I've had enough of her... :yabbse-angry:
wow, reading this thread it shows that aclockworkjj was an AWFUL poster. Dudes a bulb. I wish he was still around so I could make him look dumb.
Quote from: Stefenwow, reading this thread it shows that aclockworkjj was an AWFUL poster. Dudes a bulb. I wish he was still around so I could make him look dumb.
Yeah, good thing we got rid of him...
Quote from: Sigur RósQuote from: Stefenwow, reading this thread it shows that aclockworkjj was an AWFUL poster. Dudes a bulb. I wish he was still around so I could make him look dumb.
Yeah, good thing we got rid of him...
Well, bring him back. For me.
i flirted with her at "the standard" in hollywood and got her phone number... bitch never returned my call.
true story
Quote from: JTMi flirted with her at "the standard" in hollywood and got her phone number... bitch never returned my call.
true story
Well, that was rude of her.
I saw her at the MTV's after party last year... I told her I was producing a film and then we had this huge VIP table (for our Record Label) so she was all over us... until some punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog... we were stuck with Nicole Ritchie all night... poor girl is ugly and nobody really paid any attention to her... it was all Paris
I still have her stupid reel and a bunch of shit in the office. She even sent us her new book. Very funny stuff
MTV's in Miami was the worst party of the Universe
Quote from: andykalsome punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog
Must have been thirsty. :idea:
i think it'd be pretty funny if i got her pregnant then denied it, and then a bunch of different men have to get tested and it makes her look like a whore but then i come out victorious and get a little baby who can hang out with me and go places with me. All on Paris's dime. God, I want a baby.
why not settle for a healthy bowel movement...labor would take less time and the kid would probably be better looking anyway...the shit you produce here is stinking up the joint...sum clever fella should post your greatest hits from 4/4/5 as case in point...blank
Quote from: StefenGod, I want a baby.
ahhhhhhh, spring
Quote from: Stefeni think it'd be pretty funny if i got her pregnant then denied it, and then a bunch of different men have to get tested and it makes her look like a whore but then i come out victorious and get a little baby who can hang out with me and go places with me. All on Paris's dime. God, I want a baby.
Never thought I'd actually read that someone wanted to have sex with Paris Hilton.
Quote from: andykaluntil some punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog...
It's the same the world over...
This is what Paris Hilton chose to wear at P Diddy's 35th Birthday party...
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..... :yabbse-thumbdown:
so she has testicles, so what?
god, she is gross. what if someone kidnapped her and tortured her, like, cut off bits of her face and generally made her look hideous and no surgery could ever make her normal looking again then he let her go. when that guy went to jail, i bet he'd be a celebrity, and hero all over the usa.
She makes me ill as well. I can't believe people pay so much attention to her.
Was that for real? Cuz that was just wrong. Uncool on many levels. Ugh.
Paris Hilton Ad Crashes Burger Chain's Website
Paris Hilton's racy new burger commercial has proved so popular, a site touting the clip has crashed. The site - WWW.SpicyParis.Com - touting Hilton's ad for burger chain Carl's Jr, crashed for four hours as internet surfers raced to see the seductive swimsuit-clad socialite doused in suds. The 30-second commercial, which features the hotel heiress washing a Bentley and chomping on Carl's Jr's Spicy Bbq Burger in a stringy black swimsuit, has generated media attention since hitting the US TV airwaves on Thursday. The special site was launched by Carl's Jr at the same time, featuring a special 60-second version of the ad. A day later, the site crashed and was down for about four hours, the company said. Carl's Jr's executive vice president of marketing, Brad Haley, says in a statement, "It was a mixed blessing. It turned out that Paris was too hot for our servers."
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Paris Hilton's Burger Ad Branded "Porn"
Paris Hilton's new TV commercial for a burger chain has sparked furor in the US, with family groups calling for it to be pulled. In the recently-debuted commercial for Carl's Jr, the hotel heiress is seen in a revealing black bikini as she cavorts with a water hose while washing a Bentley - sensuously covering herself and the vehicle with suds. But her onscreen antics have proved to be too raunchy for Parents Television Council, whose research director Melissa Caldwell says, "This commercial is basically soft-core porn. It's inappropriate for television." The group plans to mobilize its million-strong members to protest and is considering asking the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to declare the ad indecent. Brad Haley, marketing chief for Carl's Jr, said in a statement issued before the commercial began airing last week, "Paris was chosen to star in the ad because she is an intriguing cultural icon and the 'it girl' of the moment. She fascinates Carl's Jr.'s most loyal customers, 'young, hungry guys', as well as 'young, hungry gals'." Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and several playmates have also appeared in an ad for the burger company.
its a good commercial... but what the hell were they thinking?
actually... yeah now i get it... even if the commercial doesnt air they will get enough press to justify it and the strategy works!
a have to be perfectly frank, it's sad, unfortunate, and dispicable that this thread has 12 fucking pages, while others topics of substance go unadressed and die within a page.
there really is something wrong.
did i mention that i hate this bitch?
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Xixax should stay away from all the topics that drive Extra and ET and Celebrity Justice.
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we would, if paris wasn't so fabulous.
She scares me, she truley does. It's disgusting how popular she is now and just looking at that commericial made me want to throw up.....bleh...Sorry, she just does.
Did you see her at Cannes "supporting her new film"? Haha..
she appeared in one of my dreams once. to my surprise she was really hot in person.
i'm not sure what to make of it..
WTF?! Paris Preaches Abstinence
There's a Hilton that won't be checking in any overnight guests this year.
Paris Hilton--yes, that Paris Hilton--has sworn off sex. For 12 months, anyway.
In an interview for the September issue of British GQ, the star whose oeuvre includes The Simple Life and One Night in Paris set out to dispel rumors that she's a sure thing when it comes to taking relationships to that next level.
"People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," Hilton told the magazine. "Kissing is all I do.
"I'm not having sex for a year. I've decided...I'll kiss, but nothing else."
The hotel heiress, who seems to change boyfriends faster than shoes, appears excited about the effect her vow of chastity could have on her personal life.
"The reason so many of my relationships don't work is guys are like, 'Hey, what's going on? It's been like four months and I'm only getting a kiss here,' " said Hilton, who was partying with on-again love interest Stavros Niarchos on Sean "Diddy" Combs' yacht this week after attending the rap mogul's annual White Party at the Nikki Beach Club in Saint-Tropez.
While there's no word on what Niarchos has to say about Hilton's new resolution, she sounded as if there's some method to her madness--she has thought this one over and knows exactly what she's doing.
"I feel good about it," the 25-year-old told GQ. "I like the way guys so crazy when they can't have sex with you. If he can't have you, he stays interested. The moment he has you, he's gone. Unless he is really in love with you."
She went on to say that, as far as she knows, she only plans to walk down the aisle once and that, when she goes on dates, she prefers to be treated "like a princess."
As Hilton tones down the sex, her doppelganger is upping the salacious quotient. Professional Paris look-alike Natalie Reid is giving Playboy readers an eyeful in the September issue. Hilton herself says that she has been turning down offers to disrobe for the men's magazine since she was 17.
Somewhere, Rick Salomon is rolling around in a pile of porno royalties, laughing and laughing....
that's the saddest short story i've ever read
Quote from: MacGuffin on August 04, 2006, 11:08:31 PM
Paris Hilton--yes, that Paris Hilton--has sworn off sex. For 12 months, anyway.
Monologue writers beg her to reconsider.
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the end is near
Ehehe...could anyone think of another item so at odds to her personality as that?
Paris Hilton praises her debut album
NEW YORK - Paris Hilton is no stranger to self-promotion. But when she asked DJs to play songs from her upcoming debut album, "Paris," last spring, she wasn't so confident.
"People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer says in an interview in the September issue of Blender, on newsstands Tuesday. "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.
"I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance."
"Paris" the album was set for release Tuesday. Hilton's breathy, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind," has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart.
Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
Hilton posed for Blender's cover and inside pages wearing lingerie; in one photo, she wears a pink bra, black fishnet stockings and gold platform heels.
She says the baby voice she uses on the reality TV show "The Simple Life" is an act.
"I'm always playing a character," she tells the magazine. "I don't talk like this really — like a baby. I don't act like myself in public, because I don't really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am."
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Ehehe...could anyone think of another item so at odds to her personality as that?
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at least she hasn't contaminated criterion yet.
those have got to be fake. she's probably holding up her album. i smell photoshop.
haha, even tho it's fake, i would believe it. it's like.. When Fads Collide. or in the case of trout mask, when pieces of crap collide.
Quote from: Pubrick on August 23, 2006, 01:47:34 AM
or in the case of trout mask, when pieces of crap collide.
Oooh, hold me back, hold me back
Prankster 'Remixes' Hilton's CD
New tracks include "Why Am I Famous?" and "What Am I For?"
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As if it weren't disappointing enough that Paris Hilton's album "Paris" sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in its first week of release, a British guerrilla artist named Banksy has taken it upon himself to add insult to her injurious pop foray.
Earlier this week, he staged an elaborate practical joke-cum-art piece lampooning the socialite-heiress' debut musical offering — as well as the disposable nature of pop idolatry itself.
The mysterious graffiti commando and social satirist (who does not reveal his name or show his face in photographs) tampered with 500 copies of Hilton's album, altering its sleeve photos and text and replacing her CD with a "remix." Then he surreptitiously put them into circulation, slipping the discs onto shelves at 48 record stores across Britain where shoppers might purchase them, unaware they were part of the joke.
In a photograph in the altered package, Hilton's head appears atop the body of a mannequin above the words "Thou shalt not worship false idols." The message "Life wasn't meant to be fair" appears next to another photo of Hilton. And a sticker affixed to the front of the album touts several fictional songs: "Why Am I Famous?," "What Have I Done?" and "What Am I For?" Calls seeking comment from Hilton and her record company, Warner Bros., were not returned.
The artist also enlisted the help of Danger Mouse, the Grammy-nominated producer behind the groundbreaking hip-hop/psychedelia/R&B duo Gnarls Barkley, for a 40-minute "remix" of "Paris." A news release from Danger Mouse's management company quotes the artist-producer explaining the collaboration by saying, "Its [sic] hard to improve on perfection, but we had to try."
A three-minute snippet of the remix can be heard playing behind the action in "The Punking of Paris Hilton," a short film on Youtube.com and at Banksy's website, www.banksy.co.uk (the artist is shown doing the lettering and text on each CD by hand, then sneaking them into crowded record stores). It's a driving drum-and-bass track featuring sampled utterances of classic Hilton-isms: "Now we'll go shopping" and "Do you wanna be blond?" she is heard saying. And her catchphrase, "That's hot!" is repeated ad nauseam.
Banksy became infamous in the late 1990s for his use of stenciled graffiti critiquing pollution, police brutality and pro-war political policies, among other issues. He has several warrants out for his arrest in Britain and has built a cultish following, in part, for being a wanted man. Throughout this decade he has sneaked into institutions including the Louvre, London's Tate gallery and the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York to affix his satirical artwork alongside that of old masters.
Paris Hilton booked on DUI charges
Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday and booked on suspicion of DUI after she was spotted driving her Mercedes erratically in Hollywood, police said. Her publicist said she had one margarita on an empty stomach and was tired from working all day.
Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m., said police Officer I. Isabella.
"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading from a police statement. He said officers stopped Hilton because she was "driving erratically."
Hilton, 25, was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor driving under the influence and released on her own recognizance, he said.
Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said she had the minimum blood-alchohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08.
"She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated."
At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had a margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, "Paris."
Hilton was picked up from the Los Angeles Police Department's Hollywood station by her sister, Nicky, boyfriend Kevin Connolly and Mintz.
Video footage posted on the celebrity Web site TMZ.com shows Hilton arriving home afterward in Mintz's Mercedes-Benz, getting out of the passenger side with a cell phone to her ear and saying something inaudible to photographers before walking inside.
In June, Hilton had a fender-bender when her Range Rover backed into a car in a parking garage after a shopping trip.