Who's a musician?

[Gamblour.]

I don't get it.

[Ravi]

Its clever, don't worry about it.

[Jeremy Blackman]

Wait, what has all this been leading up to?

A xixax band that could beat the shit out of The Arcade Fire and Polyphonic Spree put together. What would we call ourselves?

Can I make a suggestion?

The Christmas

[polkablues]

The Polkablues Boogie Band


Or, you know, whatever.

[matt35mm]

Xix-Xax

Xaxix

Six-Sacks

Ball-Sacks

Ball-Zaks

Ballxax

Zix-Zaks

Christaxix

The Child Molesters

The Lusts for Glories

We Creamed Our Pants

Anusipal Court

Xix and Stones

Five, Xix, Seven, Eight

I Xixax'd Your Mom (or anything where Xixax'd is use as a verb)

The Brett Ratners

[mogwai]

the goatse's

[cine]

The Banned Members

[Gamblour.]

Jeremy had me with The Christmas, but my christ cinephile, between your new pearl jam rank and your cleverass name, I think you win.

So...The Banned Members....now, who will play what?

I suggest Polkablues is the front man, considering his work in the art gallery. But we'll have to take it up a notch, because I want to play drums (I'm like Dave Grohl meets less talent plus a little sloppy, but all heart baby) and I have to rock the fuck out. None of this indie rock shit, unless it fucking rocks.

Also, to get the world's attention (if that's what we want) we need a pretty face. but if polkablues doesn't have a pretty face, I think we'll be ok. We can always just have one of our pretty members stand beside him...GDIDM I'm looking in your direction.

[mogwai]

can i play the bass? because i'm close to 6'4 tall and bassists are tall. just look at krist novocelic. i'll also throw in some sweet licks a la' metallica's now dead and flat bassist kind of stuff.

[Alethia]

harmonica and rhythm guitar

[Gamblour.]

harmonica and rhythm guitar

Only if the harmonica is on one of those holder things, ala Dylan.

[Reinhold]

band name deleted by xixax

[polkablues]

Also, to get the world's attention (if that's what we want) we need a pretty face. but if polkablues doesn't have a pretty face, I think we'll be ok. We can always just have one of our pretty members stand beside him...GDIDM I'm looking in your direction.

Not to worry.  I'm like a male David Beckham.  I just need some cuties playing tambourine and singing harmonies (GDIDM, I'm looking in your direction...).

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

I'll play kazoo.

[Sigur Rós]

I've played guitar for about 10 years. Which makes me Yngwie-good.....nah   I've played with some different bands. Rock N Roll!!!