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Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Xixax on January 30, 2003, 06:37:08 PM
I am sure some of us have experiences with this. It'll make an interesting discussion.

List your ex or current girlfriends or boyfriends (as appropriate) that look like someone in the movies or that's a celebrity, and display photos were possible. Realizing that photos might not display their star-like characteristics.

Let's see...

I almost married a girl who was a dead ringer for Emily Watson. The first time I saw Emily Watson, I thought my ex had gone into acting.

I dated (just once when she blew me off bigtime) a girl that looked like Avril Levigne. Blind date. Pretty hot.

Umm - who else...

Hm. I think that's all for now.

Except maybe my buddy CJ Wallis from the old PTA board who, I am told, looks like Tom Cruise. Although CJ and I never dated. We just cuddled.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: sphinx on January 30, 2003, 07:10:04 PM
cj does not look like tom cruise.  i think he has his nose, though.

you post too much, wilson
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Xixax on January 30, 2003, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: sphinxyou post too much, wilson

Message count +1

:D
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: RegularKarate on January 31, 2003, 12:11:12 AM
My wife looks mildly like Rose McGowan...

Though on the other end of the spectrum, some people say she looks like Drew Barrymore, but I don't really see that at all.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Cecil on January 31, 2003, 11:16:02 AM
Quote from: RegularKarateMy wife looks mildly like Rose McGowan...

may we see a picture?
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: ©brad on January 31, 2003, 11:38:04 AM
I hooked up with a girl here at school who looks like Reece Witherspoon. But the other night she got with one of the germans who lives upstairs, mother fucker.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: RegularKarate on January 31, 2003, 12:46:05 PM
Quote from: cecil b. demented
Quote from: RegularKarateMy wife looks mildly like Rose McGowan...
may we see a picture?

Sorry fellas, not posting a picture of my wife here.

Edit:  Especially after that post from CockAsian
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: MacGuffin on January 31, 2003, 12:54:57 PM
Quote from: RegularKarateSorry fellas, not posting a picture of my wife here.

The dry cleaners who get the stains out of creamed pants thank you.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Xixax on January 31, 2003, 02:02:46 PM
RK is a very wise man...

My wife looks a whole lot like Naomi Watts (which is probably why I think Naomi is so hot these days), but I'll refrain from posting any would-be masturbatory material here.

At least until I get that whole credit card e-commerce thing going...  8)
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: polkablues on January 31, 2003, 06:39:04 PM
Like I said in another thread, I dated a girl who looked alarmingly similar to Scarlet Johansson, but that was before I knew who Scarlet Johansson was.

There was a girl I knew who looked EXACTLY like Bridget Fonda, but I never got the chance to date her.   :cry:

My best friend's fiance looks like Natasha Gregson Wagner.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: budgie on February 02, 2003, 10:05:06 AM
This is the thread.

My ex-husband looked like Robert de Niro. I would post a picture but I burned them all.
I also had a boyfriend once who looked like Eddie Van Halen... but his hair was in better condition.
Also a girlfriend who was the spit of Alison Moyet. OK, not a movie star, but anyway.
And then there's my friend's friend who really does look like Tom Cruise, but unfortunately I haven't dated him.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Xixax on February 03, 2003, 11:06:05 AM
"Yankee Doodle." That's some profound stuff right there.

I'd consider being offended if it weren't for the fact that I can name about a half dozen Yankee Doodle scenes without having to think about it!

"Mulholland Drive," anyone?

:D
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Victor on February 14, 2003, 07:42:53 PM
"ive developed an intense infatuation with julianne moore. today i saw this picture of her in entertainment weekly and couldnt stop kissing it. is that normal?"
                                                      nick shaimberg,
                                                                  Hackettstown, VT
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: ReelHotGames on February 21, 2003, 04:01:12 PM
My wife looks like Julianna Margulies, and no pictures please... I have been told on my better days to resemble a young cocksure Stallone, though my wife insists it's Anthony Lapaglia ( I see neither)

In the past I dated a wanna be Jenny Garth
Title: Re: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: av8raaron on March 02, 2003, 08:23:58 PM
My high school girlfriend could have been Gillian Anderson's twin sister.  Did I date her because I liked the X-Files or did I like the X-Files because I dated her?  Oooh, deep.  I just sprained my brain.

Quote from: XixaxI almost married a girl who was a dead ringer for Emily Watson. The first time I saw Emily Watson, I thought my ex had gone into acting.

Don't suppose you still have her number? 8)
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: SHAFTR on March 02, 2003, 08:41:13 PM
I've heard people say my g/f looks like Natalie Imbruglia, which makes me very happy.  Her twin, coincidently, looks kinda like Liv Tyler.

I know a guy who is dating a Julianne Moore look-a-like.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Xixax on March 03, 2003, 06:48:13 PM
There's this lady at church who looks exactly like Liv Tyler.

Only she weighs about 250 pounds.

I swear. It's like Liv Tyler in a Weird Al video or something. You can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: MacGuffin on March 03, 2003, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: XixaxThere's this lady at church who looks exactly like Liv Tyler.

Only she weighs about 250 pounds.

I swear. It's like Liv Tyler in a Weird Al video or something. You can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:

That might be Liv's half-sister, Mia. She's a plus size model.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftonbladet.se%2Fkvinna%2F0302%2F05%2Funder002.jpg&hash=5eb74e04b1558c284f95fd196be8ddf20b784eb2)
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Sigur Rós on March 04, 2003, 04:13:06 AM
Quote from: XixaxYou can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:

Cool....Do you look like John Candy.....He was fat and he was beautiful :-D
Title: Eliza Dushku
Post by: CollinBullock on March 30, 2003, 05:13:10 PM
I once dated a girl who I thought looked like Eliza Dushku.

I once directed a short film with a girl who looked like Shannon Elizabeth, and I kinda wanted to do her, but she was only sixteen so that just wasn't happening.  I was ninteen at the time, by the way, so don't think of me as THAT creepy.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: cine on April 02, 2003, 09:37:15 AM
Movie stars lookalikes that I've dated (I'm just a Yankee Doodle Dandy, what can I say?):

Katie Holmes
Kirsten Dunst
Eliza Dushku
Shannon Elizabeth
Leelee Sobieski


HA! April Fools! ....

*checks the time and day*


Fuck.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Tiff on April 09, 2003, 03:35:11 AM
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: polkablues on April 10, 2003, 02:29:03 PM
Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

All girls seem to think that.  Same with Eliza Dushku.  Guys get it, though.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Cecil on April 10, 2003, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

yeah same here.


btw, my boss looks alot like lena olin. never dated her though, but everytime i watch romeo is bleeding, i feel like im spying on her private life.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: budgie on April 11, 2003, 06:48:06 AM
Quote from: polkablues
Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

All girls seem to think that.  Same with Eliza Dushku.  Guys get it, though.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebrity-exchange.com%2Fcelebs%2Fphotos39%2Fkatie-holmes.jpg&hash=fad5bbbcea4971f002778c952d5f7a9d44f68327)

That cover says it all: 'Big girl' but always a girl, and the implication is she's always a little girl until someone says otherwise. Non-threatening. Sorry guys, but you have to own your nascent paedophilia.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Ghostboy on April 11, 2003, 10:13:21 AM
I got no dis with the Holmes. She's older than me, I think, so there's nothing really creepy going on there.

I once danced with Sandra Bullock (the real one).
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Pwaybloe on April 11, 2003, 12:46:41 PM
Quote from: GhostboyI once danced with Sandra Bullock (the real one

Did you bump n grind on her, ghetto style?
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Ghostboy on April 11, 2003, 06:52:13 PM
Regretfully, no.

Actually, she was bumping and grinding. I was just nodding my head on the dance floor next to her. She didn't even acknowledge me, really.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: polkablues on April 14, 2003, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: budgieSorry guys, but you have to own your nascent paedophilia.

I guess if I have to.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: joeybdot on April 22, 2003, 09:10:45 PM
I Fucked a Girl Who Looked Almost exactlly like Sarah Michelle Gellar
and a girl who resembled quite closely Naomi Watts

and I Dated a  Girl Who Almost was Natalie Portmans Twin
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: picolas on April 22, 2003, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: joeybdotand I Dated a  Girl Who Almost was Natalie Portmans Twin

is that the title of a movie?
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Sleuth on April 22, 2003, 11:06:28 PM
I think Natalie Portman is in that one
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: polkablues on April 23, 2003, 02:49:51 PM
No, just someone who looks like her.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Tiff on April 25, 2003, 11:01:17 PM
well i havent dated her, but my english teacher looks like an ugly version of julianne moore.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Pas on May 20, 2003, 08:38:43 AM
Well, you guys seem to have dated a lot of "look-a-likes", and hot ones too !

I was with a girl that looked just like Hope Davis. She's kind of unknown by name, but you might recognize her face. Here's her pic.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on June 05, 2003, 08:53:57 AM
The girl I'm dating right now resembles a cross between Garafolo (sp?) and Madeline Stowe.....replete with cute ass glasses.....

Ahhhh...Heaven!  :lol:
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: ElPandaRoyal on October 02, 2003, 05:42:45 PM
I know this girl who really reminds me of Cameron Diaz. Never dated her, unfortunately.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Alethia on October 02, 2003, 06:28:58 PM
the girl i'm dating right now looks like a seventeen year old rose mcgowan
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Vile5 on October 02, 2003, 06:40:45 PM
the ex owner of my heart looked like him (but with better haircut)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anitaspages.net%2Fpics%2Fcolin1.JPG&hash=2026b960e1b18571f59d0f735cf242323bd3dd28)
maybe that's the reason why i identify with Bridget Jones that much :(
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Gloria on October 02, 2003, 07:21:34 PM
Quotethe ex owner of my heart looked like him (but with better haircut)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anitaspages.net%2Fpics%2Fcolin1.JPG&hash=2026b960e1b18571f59d0f735cf242323bd3dd28)
maybe that's the reason why i identify with Bridget Jones that much

Really?  He looks a lot like the owner of my heart:
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pemberley.com%2Fphotos%2Ffirth%2Fhb.jpg&hash=4945c802a66738a7068252c10368cc110163e923)

They could be twins     :wink:
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: ElPandaRoyal on October 03, 2003, 07:01:03 AM
Quotewell i havent dated her, but my english teacher looks like an ugly version of julianne moore.

You reminded me of a Biology teacher I used to have. She looked like Piper Perabo (the chick from Coyote Ugly)... god damn, Biology never got any better than that year... I didn't miss a single class. Even if I had tuberculosis, I would have been there... you know... to learn and stuff...
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Vile5 on October 03, 2003, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: GloriaReally?  He looks a lot like the owner of my heart:
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pemberley.com%2Fphotos%2Ffirth%2Fhb.jpg&hash=4945c802a66738a7068252c10368cc110163e923)

They could be twins     :wink:

ha ha ha... maybe, who knows??!!!! ask him if he has a lost peruvian brother, if he says:yes, tell him i know where he lives ha ha ha ha ha... :wink:
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Newtron on October 04, 2003, 09:52:35 AM
I guess she counts because of Ride With the Devil, currently dating:

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjewel.dudal.com%2Fi%2Fpictures%2Fjkd_7.jpg&hash=39c3f3724abd9d8b0e45b3dbc13fb9b0cf525880)

With the teeth and everything.  *sigh*
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: pookiethecat on October 04, 2003, 09:55:23 AM
sure it's just not the teeth that resemble jewel?

:wink:
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Newtron on October 05, 2003, 07:25:37 AM
Quote from: pookiethecatsure it's just not the teeth that resemble jewel?
No. It's the tits, too.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: pookiethecat on October 05, 2003, 12:03:46 PM
hm, ic.  jewel does indeed have big boobies.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: molly on October 05, 2003, 12:53:06 PM
one of my professors looks like John Malkovich
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Cecil on October 05, 2003, 01:18:23 PM
have you dated him?
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: molly on October 05, 2003, 01:39:23 PM
god no!
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: aclockworkjj on October 05, 2003, 02:44:18 PM
Quote from: pookiethecathm, ic.  jewel does indeed have big boobies.
see...everyone occasionally talks about tits here.  

Quote from: pookie, somplace else
too many conversations about titties and bodies for women to feel truly comfortable exposing their gender.
hehehe.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: pookiethecat on October 05, 2003, 05:53:36 PM
damn you!

expose my hypocrisy, why don't you.  i feel like rush limbaugh.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Just Withnail on October 13, 2003, 09:34:24 AM
I haven't dated eighter of these, but one girl I know looks a lot like Monica Potter occasionally, and this crush I had kinda resembled Anna Paquin when she's got the hood pulled over her head in X-Men, but only when she had a hood over her head too.
Title: Re: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: meatball on October 16, 2003, 10:12:26 PM
Quote from: XIXAXList your ex or current girlfriends or boyfriends (as appropriate) that look like someone in the movies or that's a celebrity, and display photos were possible. Realizing that photos might not display their star-like characteristics.


Laura Harring
Carrie-Anne Moss
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on October 22, 2003, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: polkablues
Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

All girls seem to think that.  Same with Eliza Dushku.  Guys get it, though.

I find Eliza hot but Katie just cute. She is too cute to be hot. She has a girl-next-door look.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Teen Wolf on October 22, 2003, 07:10:12 PM
One time, at a friend's party, I had a little too much to drink. The following morning I woke up next to a woman who physically resembled both Janet Reno and Roseanne Barr.
Title: Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)
Post by: Banky on October 24, 2003, 07:37:20 PM
Quote from: Teen WolfOne time, at a friend's party, I had a little too much to drink. The following morning I woke up next to a woman who physically resembled both Janet Reno and Roseanne Barr.

thats an awsome combo