She's on Conan now. Quick! Turn the channel! It's like ... I mean, it's ER! And it's been on for ... how many years. And, um, what the fuck was I saying? Her credits include Welcome to Mooseport and Dead Women in Lingerie. What are you waiting for? TURN THE CHANNEL NOW!
THANK YOU ONO I JUST TURNED IT ON
OH NO IT'S OVER.
I HOPE YOUR LIFE WAS ENRICHED.
NOT AS MUCH AS I'D HOPED BUT AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE HER! THANKS AGAIN ONO I OWE YOU ONE
UR WELCOME
HERE'S A MAURA TIERNEY FUN FACT:
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Favorite food is Kraft macaroni & cheese.
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THANKS FOR THE FACT.
WASN'T SHE FANTASTIC IN LIAR LIAR? I THOUGHT SO.
IT WAS TRUELY HER BEST MOVIE.
I WAS BROKENHEARTED THAT SHE WASN'T NOMINATED FOR IT.
I LIKED THE PART WHERE JIM CARREY'S CHARACTER LIED TO HER.
I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS ON XIXAX
WELCOME TO THE THREAD SLEUTH
WHAT IS UR FAVORETE MAURA FLICK?
MY PICK IS Melvin Goes to Dinner (2 EVEN THOUGH I AHVEN'T SEEN IT
I LIKED HER IN SCOTLAND, PA (HER HUSBAND DIRECTED IT.. ISN'T THAT COOL HOW MAURA GOT HER FIRST LEAD ROLE IN SEVERAL YEARS WITH THAT MOVIE? HOW COOL IS TGHAT)
I WISH I WAS MARRIED TO A C-LIST MOVIE DIRECTOR SLASH ACTOR.
THEN I COULD BE A MOVIE STAR TOO.
*STRIKES POSE*
TRANSCRIPT PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T TAPE IT. I HAD KNOW IDEA THIS MIRACLE OF TELEVISION WOULD OCCUR.
PLUS, THERE WAS SOME LEFT OVER BITS OF GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH THAT WAS STOPPING UP MY VCR FROM MY BABYSITTING GIG OF LAST TUESDAY. LONG STORY
I SURELY HOPE CINEFILE TIVOED IT. OR MAYBE MAC. MAC?!
SORRY I CAUGHT THE TALE END. SORRY EVERYONE. :(
MAC IS OUR ONLY HOPE!
I BET MAURA WOULD LIKE MaC SINCE HIS NAME IS HER FAVE FOOD.
SPOILERS.
SILLY STEFEN THAT'S MACMUFFIN NOT MAC-N-CHEESE (I LIKE BLUEBERRY -- CRANBERY IS GOOD TOO).
THAT REMINDS ME WHERE IS MRBURGERKING. SURELEY HE WOULD HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ON MAURA'S WORK OR PERHAPS A TALE OF RUNNING INTO HER IN CERTAIN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTES IN THE TRI-STATE AREA.
THANK U FOR THE SPOILER MARK BY THE WAY.
EXTRA EXTRA THIS JUST IN CONOLOGUE.COM REPORTS THAT IT WILL RERUN TOMORROW ON CNBC
HOW COME YOU GUYS HAVENT MENTIONED NEWSRADIO YET? THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER AND MAURA WAS SO HOT ON IT!
OMIGOSH ITS LIKE 2 HOURS PAST MY BEDTIME GUYS! I HAVE TO GO TO BED SEE YOU TOMORROW TTYL! (seriously)
WHEN I GET BACK I'D BETTER SEE A LOT MORE TALK ABOUT NEWSRADIO GUYS. ALL RIGHT TAKE CARE!
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I'm refusing to post all caps
Maura is hot and News Radio was good.
This would be funnier if it would have been someone more crappy.
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When I flipped over to the channel as you guys were discussing this, all I saw was Law & Order.
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I'm refusing to post all caps
Maura is hot and News Radio was good.
This would be funnier if it would have been someone more crappy.
THE IMAGE IS NOT BROKEN YOU WILL POST IN ALL CAPS I DON'T KNOW WHO MAURA TIERNY IS NEVER SAW NEWRADIO AND ONCE AGAIN YOU'LL GIVE IN
"oh yeah? well if the small man is so wise, then why is he so small?"
NO TIME TO DECIPHER ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERBS!
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I THINK MAURA DID THAT IN A MOVIE ONCE BUT I CANT SAY FOR SURE
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I THINK MAURA DID THAT IN A MOVIE ONCE BUT I CANT SAY FOR SURE
THAT'S FROM NEWSRADIO WHICH WAS FUNNY AS HELL AND NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL/CAN/WOULD/COULD/MAY/MIGHT DENY THAT!
Fernando just totally went bitchcakes!
BIG D_C_
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IF YOU HAD 4 MAURAS BUT HAD TO CHOOSE JUST ONE TO KICK IT WIT WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE??? AND WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE HER TO???
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IF YOU HAD 4 MAURAS BUT HAD TO CHOOSE JUST ONE TO KICK IT WIT WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE??? AND WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE HER TO???
FOURTH ONE FROM THE LEFT AND I'D TAKE HER TO SNL. JUST KIDDING I'M SUCH A LIAR LIAR
NUMBER ONE CAN'T LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD NUMBER TWO NEEDS DENTAL WORK AND IS A BIT ANOREXIC LOOKING NUMBER FOUR CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND SCARES ME WITH HER FOLDED ARMS SO I CHOOSE NUMBER THREE WITH JUST THE RIGHT BIT OF CLEAVAGE OH WHERE DID MY PERIOD KEY GO THERE IT IS.....
I'D LIKE TO SEE XIXAX IN ALL CAPS BY 2006
no
You're a pretty bitter person, eh?
IT'S LIKE WE MADE THIS SUNDAE FOR ALL OF US AND BEFORE WE CAN TAKE A BITE RK JUST KNOCKS IT ON THE DIRTY FLOOR
HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD
I SAID NO!
ICE HEAD KNOW!
LOL!
EYE SAD NOW!
ELLE, OH, ELLE!
AYE Shed....
DOH!!
We now pause for two Maura Tierney Moments (tm), courtesy of Newsradio:
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Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on. You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's too embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's very cute.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
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Lisa: They're not going to fire everyone. They'll probably just... hold us all to our contracts and change the format to Soft Rock of the Seventies until we get so sick of hearing "Afternoon Delight" that we kill ourselves and they hire new people to fill our
Dave: That imagination of yours is an absolute curse.
Lisa: Yeah... my parents didn't let me watch television.
(Newsradio, by the way, is apparently back on target for a May DVD release)
Amazon.com is reporting a street date of 5/24 for Columbia TriStar's long-delayed News Radio: The Complete First & Second Seasons. No official confirmation from the studio, so take that for what it's worth.
We should have a thread just for Newsradio quotations. For Bill, especially. But especially for Jimmy.
JIMMY: You should be more like Bill.
DAVE: I'M NOT BILL!
JIMMY: ... Bill wouldn't say that.
BILL: WASSUP-Y'ALL-ROCKET-FUEL-MALT-LIQUOR-DAMN!!!
SOME GUY: You're fired.
BILL: Aw come on! Wassup y'all... ... damn!
Okay, I'm done. My point is that it's a very quotable show.
that guy who plays putty on seinfield: Lisa--love of my life, fire in my loins.
Dave: "It's like judo, when the big man comes to the small man with all of his force, it's the wise small man who steps aside."
Lisa: "Yes,but if the small man is so wise than why is he so small?"
Dave: "What?"
Matthew: "Is that a riddle? I'm good at riddles tell it again."
SHE SUCKED ON CONAN, IT MUSTA BEEN ACID REFLUX
THATS SO MAURBID OF YOU TO SAY
HERD SHES DOING A NEW MOVIE CALLED....
THE BEST MOVIEE VER.