Today as I was buying beer and cigarettes, the clerk asked for $19.82 to which I gave him a 20 then in a burst of inspiration reached in my back pocket to see how much change I had. The handful of coins I pulled out, my hand to lord, was 82 cents TO THE PENNY.
He gave me my dollar, I walked out smiling, then I got drunk and didn't think of you guys til now.
This thread is for 82 moments
Sorry, all I took away from this is that you keep your change in your back pocket, which seems insane to me.
dude that is all i could think of either, who keeps their change in their backpocket??!?
Honestly I don't understand why anyone puts anything in a back pocket.
Quote from: Reelist on May 30, 2014, 05:04:21 PM
Today as I was buying beer cigarettes and coffee
Fixed.
Today I went back to this Hess station and spent $17 and the same clerk that was there told me if I spend 3 more dollars I get a $5 gift card. Motherfucker made no mention of this deal yesterday. So I add some blunts and beer and he threw in a complimentary slim jim for reasons unbeknowst to me. Again, I didn't think about it until now, but if I was Louis CK I'd say "That nigger just sold the shit out of my beer."
82 moments is what the thread is about
Quote from: Reelist on May 31, 2014, 01:30:12 PMif I spend 3 more dollars I get a $5 gift card.
5+3=8
5-3=2
What does it all mean?!?
I'll keep you guys posted on if I ever run into this clerk in public by chance encounter and have to save his life.
This is what I imagine reelist's days are like:
Thanks, that's going to be stuck in my head for weeks
Quote from: Reelist on June 01, 2014, 12:11:15 PM
Thanks, that's going to be stuck in my head for 82 weeks
Fixed.
it is literally 82 degrees here
I was born on January 25th, 1982.
1/25/82
1 + 2 + 5 = 8
5 - 2 - 1 = 2
82 = 82
I am the chosen one.
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=12970.msg333982#msg333982
I am legitimately frightened right now.
hey i found one. ok listen, when i say it first like that, like how i just did, when i say "hey i found one" before i share the one, it ruins it. straight ruins it. just, embarrassing. this is awful. are you still looking at me? oh god. my hands. i'm going to -- ok i'm looking at my hands, and i'm 1 of our (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvwFtnJ2.png&hash=5f657b46b91b93b0a2a90a1fd42d751fdca7fc3f)
Quote from: jenkins<3 on June 02, 2014, 01:35:32 AM
i'm 1 of our (https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvwFtnJ2.png&hash=5f657b46b91b93b0a2a90a1fd42d751fdca7fc3f)
1 + 15 + 2 = 19
1582 / 19.2 = 82.3958333333333
:ponder:
Is it foreshadowing our age of death? I I die at 82, I'll post it here to let you know!
Dad was cleaning out kitchen.
God fucking dammit. So close.
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N has 82 posts right now. He must never post another.
Macguffin and squints (2 users ) each have +8 for making fun of me.
2 + 8= 10
Quote from: Reelist on June 04, 2014, 02:16:19 PM
Macguffin and squints (2 users ) each have +8 for making fun of me.
2 + 8= 10
1 + 0 = 1
1 is the loneliest number
0 ppl caught my 82 coil of drawstrings. (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=4994.msg334032#msg334032)
0 + 82 =
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More like 8 1 2.
This place is turning into an I Spy book
I got a feeling that behind those drawstrings is something wonderful just waiting to get out.
Quote from: Reelist on June 10, 2014, 08:32:40 PM
This place is turning into an I Spy book
Don't be silly, it's not like we're just seeking out random 8 and 2s and pretending that- OH MY GOD.
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This cannot be a coincidence.
I got 82 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Was jogging last week, decided at random to look up at a house I was passing by, saw that it's address was 82
thrilling, I know
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