What did you think of Matrix Reloaded?

[Fernando]

Let this thread die. This movie was an unwatchable bore. Bad acting. Bad writing. Overused, uneffective CGI. Let it go, fellas.

Mutinyco, that was the wrong thing to say.

[Sleuth]

Let this thread die. This movie was an unwatchable bore. Bad acting. Bad writing. Overused, uneffective CGI. Let it go, fellas.

Mutinyco, that was the wrong thing to say.

I don't know about that, Fernando.  I always thought I liked the movie until he said I didn't

[picolas]

Let this thread die. This movie was an unwatchable bore. Bad acting. Bad writing. Overused, uneffective CGI. Let it go, fellas.

Mutinyco, that was the wrong thing to say.

I don't know about that, Fernando.  I always thought I liked the movie until he said I didn't

hah. reminds me of this.

Now what am I supposed to think? After all, with less than three months until the opening of the third film I'm still desperately researching whether or not I liked the second one. The data seems strong on both sides. What's worse is that I suspect that I really liked Reloaded, but reading the essays written on the subject at Ain't-it-Cool news I'm trying to calculate just how much this reduces my value as a human being. Quote:

"i was watching that pile of crap and kept looking at my watch. I was with 5 other people and 2 of them fell asleep. reoloaded sucked.........."

-Darth Phallus

I cannot dismiss this argument, and not only because the commentator in question is apparently part of a family of narcoleptics and, in fact, seems to have nodded off on the keyboard at the end of his sentence. After all, I already knew that there were world-renowned film theorists who despised Reloaded. But these new comments are coming from the fans, so enfilled with rage that English words can only express it with special modified spelling:

"Yeah, Honkey Solo, I lick his ass, oh wait no, thats your moms ass I'm liking, and my big "two towers" cock shes sucking, gotta love the 69. by the way, Return of the King is gonna own you little starwars fagets."

-Tom Bombadildo

[Banky]

i cant think of anything clever to say but uhhh........

i dont agree with fernando

[Banky]

got this from a video store that was about to toss it.

its one big multidimensional stand up

[Pubrick]

now u'll never feel alone.

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

"Yeah, Honkey Solo, I lick his ass, oh wait no, thats your moms ass I'm liking, and my big "two towers" cock shes sucking, gotta love the 69. by the way, Return of the King is gonna own you little starwars fagets."

True literary genius here.  Watch out for this guy's new novel: Everything I Ever Needed To Know...I Didn't.