Who here is credited in the IMDB???

[Pas]

No acting credits or anything but I'll have you know I did do a review of "The English Patient". And I do mean a review........

"Oh my god, this is the second worst movie of all-time next to "Pay It Forward"! I will always wonder why in the world it was regarded as such an instant classic back in 96. I guess I literally can't comprehend the praise of something so boring and contrived, it just hurts my head to even think about it's popularity. Seriously, cause this is the kind of stuff that's just choking and hurting cinema, it's a disease! All of this type of stuff. I hate when films are made to be like a freaking play. Film is a better, more exciting medium, it is to be used as a different medium than theatre! I'm sick of all the theatrical dialogue and flat visuals that are desecrating the screen! Keep that crap on the stage! This is cinema!!! Just flat out avoid this movie if you wanna see a MOVIE and not just some filmed play or if you care at all about yourself and using your time wisely for that matter, if your one of the few people that haven't seen it cause there's still a chance that you can be saved from its wrath. It's one of those movies that is so bad it just feels good to hate it. It's not just some harmless bad movie like "Rush Hour" or something. I actually don't even mind those types of bad movies. Anyway, Anthony Minghella is a freaking hack and should be banned from filmmaking, boycott every single film he makes without a thought. He should have just stuck with his day job as a playwright. Those arrogant play-junkies just couldn't stop kissing his ass. Trust me, if you love film, he doesn't deserve your hard earned money, he's trying to pollute your minds, don't let him do it!"

That's a weird review... it's the fucking English Patient, not Dude Where's My Car. And seriously, Anthony Minghella is a fine director.

[kotte]

You're a bit harsh...aren't you?

If it's not your type of movie, don't review it.

If you like musicals, you go see a musical, you hate it. Then review it. Not if you hate musicals to begin with...

[bonanzataz]

i'm going to be on imdb just as soon as "rose and the snake" (recently changed to "the promise") comes out.

[meatwad]

i'm going to be on imdb just as soon as "rose and the snake" (recently changed to "the promise") comes out.

that is rebecca miller's new film, right? Do you have a cast or crew credit?

[bonanzataz]

crew. i was only an intern. but i kicked ass.

[Kal]

They did put something about our film on IMDb but we asked them to remove it from the time being was we're still working on many things, especially some that they put and were not certain yet.

Its really weird how the put things there.

This one is the movie I'm working with to secure distribution in the US and that we presented in several festivals here. But I dont appear as I didnt work on the production.

http://pro.imdb.com/title/tt0322298/

And here is my sister, but a lot of information of other things she did is missing:

http://pro.imdb.com/name/nm1371128/

[Stefen]

What the hell is imdbpro? I thought IMDb was free?

[Kal]

What the hell is imdbpro? I thought IMDb was free?

it is... but with the pro you get a lot more information and stuff... its really cool and worthy if you can afford it... i found it very helpful myself

sorry i posted the links as i saw them i dont know if you can see them like that, but you could easily find them i guess anyway

[jtm]

me and my gopher credits....

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1181942/

before anyone asks for some cool stories on my #6 credit, i only worked post-production cleaning out the office.  same goes for #1

[Stefen]

me and my gopher credits....

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1181942/

before anyone asks for some cool stories on my #6 credit, i only worked post-production cleaning out the office.  same goes for #1

How the hell did they get your height? Did you have to tell them?

[jtm]

i sent them a little biography and that was the only part that made it in for some reason.

[mogwai]

weird thread over at the imdb forums:

marisa tomei

Hi i need her personal E-mial address or something that she checks and mails to me.my E-mail is rocky_sepehr@yahoo.com.
i wish to recive some answer from you dear fans.
bye

Hey,Rocky. Watch me pull her E-mail address out of my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Sorry, that's never going to happen. GET A CLUE

Someone should call the cops. . . I smell a restraining order.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ROCKY...LOL DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK SHE WILL READ YOUR E MAIL? AND BETTER YET RESPOND TO IT?..LOL.. I AGREE WITH SILAX..... I DO SMELL A RESTRAINING ORDER.

Don't we all, Rocky? Hell, if anyone bothers to respond to this, send me her phone number while you're at it please.

hey buddy, chill out. your scaring the children

Here is her email marisa@nowhere.com
*har har har har har*

By the way, will somebody mail me a key to her front door?

[Stefen]

That wasn't very scary. Wheres the beef? Wheres the potatoes? It needs more substance.

EDIT: And what the hell are you doing cruising the Tomei forums anyway? Pervert.

[hedwig]

nope, but I know somebody who's on IMDb...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1423287/

He is a really annoying person, and I don't like him. I tried co-directing a movie with him... but he had certain dicks shoved too far down his throat and too far up his ass.

Brett Ratner , Jr.      right?

This may sound odd but I am actually ashamed of being a filmmaker from Miami, Florida because of Brett Ratner. Im not from New York, nor The Valley, nor Austin, Texas nor New Jersey, but from motherfucking Miami.

[mogwai]

And what the hell are you doing cruising the Tomei forums anyway? Pervert.

i'm president of the MILF club. you kiddie fiddler.