Movie Stars You've Dated (sort of)

Started by Xixax, January 30, 2003, 06:37:08 PM

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SHAFTR

I've heard people say my g/f looks like Natalie Imbruglia, which makes me very happy.  Her twin, coincidently, looks kinda like Liv Tyler.

I know a guy who is dating a Julianne Moore look-a-like.
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Xixax

There's this lady at church who looks exactly like Liv Tyler.

Only she weighs about 250 pounds.

I swear. It's like Liv Tyler in a Weird Al video or something. You can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:
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MacGuffin

Quote from: XixaxThere's this lady at church who looks exactly like Liv Tyler.

Only she weighs about 250 pounds.

I swear. It's like Liv Tyler in a Weird Al video or something. You can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:

That might be Liv's half-sister, Mia. She's a plus size model.

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Sigur Rós

Quote from: XixaxYou can tell that she's really beautiful - just ultra heavy.

Not unlike me?  :shock:

Cool....Do you look like John Candy.....He was fat and he was beautiful :-D

CollinBullock

I once dated a girl who I thought looked like Eliza Dushku.

I once directed a short film with a girl who looked like Shannon Elizabeth, and I kinda wanted to do her, but she was only sixteen so that just wasn't happening.  I was ninteen at the time, by the way, so don't think of me as THAT creepy.
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cine

Movie stars lookalikes that I've dated (I'm just a Yankee Doodle Dandy, what can I say?):

Katie Holmes
Kirsten Dunst
Eliza Dushku
Shannon Elizabeth
Leelee Sobieski


HA! April Fools! ....

*checks the time and day*


Fuck.

Tiff

QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!
"Shut the fuck up!"

polkablues

Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

All girls seem to think that.  Same with Eliza Dushku.  Guys get it, though.
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Cecil

Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

yeah same here.


btw, my boss looks alot like lena olin. never dated her though, but everytime i watch romeo is bleeding, i feel like im spying on her private life.

budgie

Quote from: polkablues
Quote from: Tiff
QuoteKatie Holmes

What is it with guys and that chick? I can think of 99999 chicks that are hotter than that!

All girls seem to think that.  Same with Eliza Dushku.  Guys get it, though.



That cover says it all: 'Big girl' but always a girl, and the implication is she's always a little girl until someone says otherwise. Non-threatening. Sorry guys, but you have to own your nascent paedophilia.

Ghostboy

I got no dis with the Holmes. She's older than me, I think, so there's nothing really creepy going on there.

I once danced with Sandra Bullock (the real one).

Pwaybloe

Quote from: GhostboyI once danced with Sandra Bullock (the real one

Did you bump n grind on her, ghetto style?

Ghostboy

Regretfully, no.

Actually, she was bumping and grinding. I was just nodding my head on the dance floor next to her. She didn't even acknowledge me, really.

polkablues

Quote from: budgieSorry guys, but you have to own your nascent paedophilia.

I guess if I have to.
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joeybdot

I Fucked a Girl Who Looked Almost exactlly like Sarah Michelle Gellar
and a girl who resembled quite closely Naomi Watts

and I Dated a  Girl Who Almost was Natalie Portmans Twin