...i see another one..
squints is a nickname i've had for the past 4 years..its so prevalent that girls have screamed it out during sex...a lot of people i've met in college don't even know my real name, which i guess is a good thing considerin' all the dope slangin' i've been doin (not really)
it came from my constant squint-eyed look derived from years of marijuana abuse (abuse?)
but i just tell my parents its a cute reference from the sandlot...i want to name my first child Hunter Squints Thompson but my girlfriend doesn't seem too keen on the idea
nearsighted gargoyle? i don't like it..how about: Twat that Smells Like a Baby's Coffin?
just an idea