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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2004, 05:49:49 PM »
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Random Female Comedian : 'So last night my husband wants to have sex. 2 minutes later, when he's done [laughter], I start to talk to him and he's ASLEEP [insanity in the crowd] ... so then I go to the toilet, I sit down, and the seat was lifted ! [hilarity ensues]...''


The Simpsons was also onto this type of comedienne where a woman was doing stand-up to an audience of women.  She just says, "Men," and the whole audience boos.  Homer changes the channel right away and says, "Cancelled."

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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2004, 11:20:03 AM »
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the Ozzy Osbourne impressions.

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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2004, 12:17:54 PM »
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the Ozzy Osbourne impressions.

because no one can beat the original.

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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2004, 02:06:02 PM »
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the Ozzy Osbourne impressions.

because no one can beat the original.

he's the worst offender.
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2004, 07:03:10 PM »
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George W. Bush as President of the United States



Heh!  My favorite routine of his:



Kills me every time!!!
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2004, 10:52:54 PM »
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George W. Bush as President of the United States

He looks so like Rumsfeld in that picture. With the squinting and what not.
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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2004, 12:31:35 AM »
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hmm, you know if it wasnt for Bush reading his books upside down and backwards this picture could have a been a postcard of republican americana bliss:

notice the token foriegn girl set against a backdrop that includes the statue of liberty, the word "america" above her head like a halo..and the preamble to the constitution to her left while standing next to Bush while reading a book intitled america........

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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2004, 12:48:57 AM »
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old white women talking jive, ebonics, street....

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« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2004, 01:20:58 AM »
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old white women talking jive, ebonics, street....

Yeah, Airplane used that one all up.
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« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2004, 01:41:25 AM »
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yep....i had just seen that commercial for some cell phone company with the old white lady and all the elderly people behind her, acting as if they were at a block party....very unfunny.

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« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2004, 06:10:58 PM »
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Jokes about Mary and the virgin birth.

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« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2004, 06:12:03 PM »
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And I don't like cuss-words either!
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« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2004, 06:18:18 PM »
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And I don't like cuss-words either!


No, I meant the jokes about Mary lying about being a virgin.

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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2004, 06:23:38 PM »
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yeah... I hear that one all the time...

I'm also tired of jokes about people who are afraid of the ocean, but go on ocean cruises all the time with thier bald uncles.

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« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2004, 10:26:24 PM »
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ANDY DICK.

 

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