..you don't wear spiked belts and listen to Garbage do you?
Nah, more like stilettos and listen to David Gray. (totally ruined mental image... haha)
This sounds very familiar. I dated a girl about two years ago who loved David Gray and Dave Matthews Band. She was a super freak too. Man, I've never met a woman in my life who had such an appetite for sex. It was pretty damn appealing for about one week. Then the whole "mystery" thing that women have going for them was totally lost for me on her. We dated off and on for about 6 months before it ended up not working out.
Are you a freak Thrindle? :P