American Idol

Started by Thrindle, April 14, 2004, 11:06:26 PM

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I hope she (Diana) wins, too, but it doesn't look good.  I missed the beginning performances, but the last two weren't amazing.  I did think Diana did a good job with hers.  Sometimes, Fantasia has been nothing special and I see Paula all in tears and Randy whipping his fist and saying "yeah, dawg!" and I wonder if we're hearing the same show they are.  Plus, Fantasia needed a whole choir behind her to get the response she did.  Fantasia will sell records, though.  She has that image, and that Aretha aura about her.  But I just like Diana better.  Fantasia's voice is just a bit too nasal.

I do wonder though how long the show will be a success.  I didn't watch the first season, caught the second midway through.  Ruben won, of course, but he hasn't been heard from nearly as much, mainly because his style of music isn't as mainstream as Clay's.  Anyone who doesn't acknowledge Aiken's amazing voice simply doesn't know talent.  This time around though, not many people had that, and I think it will probably be a while before they find someone as good as Clay again.  And I don't know if they have here.  It'll probably be a while before we can know for sure -- when the winner releases her first album.

A World Apart

I personally can't stand Fantasia. Her voice is like hearing a cat die! She has talent yes, an enthuisastic persona yes...but she bugs the hell out of me. And, since people love her just so much she has no problem getting a contract, she doesn't need to win. Diana will have a contract too, but i think she is completely underrated by people cuz of her age...her voice is incredible!....i think this last episode, as with the case of the past seasons, isn't really a competition as it is just a show for us, the audience. The first season produced Kelly Clarkson...who?..where is she?..and Justin Guarini (sp?) is no where..and their movie flopped, of course. The second season produced..as stated before..Ruuuubeennnn  Studdaarrrddd. Awesome voice, but yea..not in main stream music. And then there is Clay, i totally agree that he is amazing. His voice is heavenly. This season didn't have a good line up at all...i actually think that woman with the pinkish hair had a better voice than them all...that's my two cents.
No, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick.

NEON MERCURY

FaNtAsIa American Idol Winner Party

dear anyone who reads this,

you is accordingly invited to join NEON and  his mom at a miniture golf corse that serves  chocolate icecream,   and fruit salad.  we are honoring fantasia, first we will play 2 rounds of golf.  the person with the lowest score wins an copy of the new michelle branch cd autographed by kelly clarkson.  but no cussing .  then after golf we will retire ourselves to the ice cream parlor and stuff our nasty faces with  ice cream, my  moms will even wipe our mouths off after we eat for a nickel.  then we are gojgn to the mall to flirt with guys and girls and smoke fake cigarette next to the merry-go-rounbd.  but , please remember to keep your momentum because we are about to get crazy.  my mom has rented an roller skating ring for us to get wicked.  you even dont have to bring your own skate(all equiptment provided) we are goign to have a blast.   my mom has grabbed numerous cds from various sources to spins while we ski-zate.  i peeked into her guccie handbag and saw def lepord, mya, nelly,   ludacris,  and of course kelly c, clay, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbben, and a soon to be release of fantASIA singing sinatras "it was a very good year" we are going to have fun.  i promise .  make sure to bring at least $20 dollars and your own juice and other trinkets.  

RSVP.

ta ta

bonanzataz

Quote from: NEON MERCURYFaNtAsIa American Idol Winner Party

dear anyone who reads this,

you is accordingly invited to join NEON and  his mom at a miniture golf corse that serves  chocolate icecream,   and fruit salad.  we are honoring fantasia, first we will play 2 rounds of golf.  the person with the lowest score wins an copy of the new michelle branch cd autographed by kelly clarkson.  but no cussing .  then after golf we will retire ourselves to the ice cream parlor and stuff our nasty faces with  ice cream, my  moms will even wipe our mouths off after we eat for a nickel.  then we are gojgn to the mall to flirt with guys and girls and smoke fake cigarette next to the merry-go-rounbd.  but , please remember to keep your momentum because we are about to get crazy.  my mom has rented an roller skating ring for us to get wicked.  you even dont have to bring your own skate(all equiptment provided) we are goign to have a blast.   my mom has grabbed numerous cds from various sources to spins while we ski-zate.  i peeked into her guccie handbag and saw def lepord, mya, nelly,   ludacris,  and of course kelly c, clay, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbben, and a soon to be release of fantASIA singing sinatras "it was a very good year" we are going to have fun.  i promise .  make sure to bring at least $20 dollars and your own juice and other trinkets.  

RSVP.

ta ta



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meatball

So, I missed the final episode of American Idol. I missed who the winner was. Wait. The winner was ME.

- Craig Kilborn

RegularKarate

So, I missed the final episode of VH1s top 100 Most Unfunny Comics, I missed who the winner was.  Wait.  The winner was ME.

- Craig Kilborn

Myxo

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hedwig

I've seen a few of this season's episodes, and so far the highlight has been, without a doubt, BOBBY BENNETT.


Paula actually suggested a career in comedy for this guy. Each facial expression, eye glance and body movement was amazing, the way he repeatedly compared himself to Barry Manilow ("like Barry himself!") and pointed at Paula when she praised him with that winky "you know I love ya, girl" look in his eyes! This man is GOLD.  JUST LOOK AT HIM:



Brilliant. too bad he got the boot.  :(

Thrindle

Was it the guys or the girls who sang tonight?
Classic.

polkablues

Quote from: Thrindle on March 01, 2006, 12:54:42 AM
Was it the guys or the girls who sang tonight?

The girls.  And man, was it a snooze-worthy bunch of songs they sang.  That fucking Brenna chick has to go.

Just as long as my precious Ms. McPhee makes it through...

:inlove:

Sasha Cohen who?
My house, my rules, my coffee

NEON MERCURY

this is a guilty pleasure of mine...i've been an avid fan since its start...i know its cheesy and shit but i cant stop watching it...i think the guys are the better bunch..and i am pulling for the guy w/the grey hair...



she is very attractive...reminds me of a less sumptous laura elena herring

polkablues

Quote from: polkablues on March 01, 2006, 01:26:30 AM
That fucking Brenna chick has to go.

That fucking Brenna chick has went.

All is well.
My house, my rules, my coffee

tpfkabi

i'm watching it too. it's the one show i can sit and enjoy and talk about with my co-workers and parents.


[size=04pt].....and i would like to be in the middle of a pickler/mcphee sandwich.[/size]
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hedwig

who's watchin'  :shock:



can't figure out why I hate Kevin so much, the little twat. he's not a terrible singer but he's far from great. hope he gets the boot. the patronizing 'sex-symbol' angle's stupid.

sans the whole 'mean-to-fat-girls' thing, Simon rules. he should've been harsher on Kev-Kev.

edit: HIDEOUS dress, Katherine.

JG

i hate myself for watching this show.    Kevin = bad.  Simon = good.  I like the gray haired dude.  And I liked Gideon a lot.