People say this is what I look like.
I've since attempted facial hair several times.
story; one time i was in a bookstore and a youngish guy walks up to me with a digital camera and asks, "hey, can i take your picture?"
"uhhhh why?" i ask.
and he says, "you look like harry potter."
"i disagree," i say.
"well... can i take your picture anyway?" he says
i squint at him and say "but....I'm -"
"It's for Harry Potter Meetup Dot Com," he says. "We post up pictures of Harry Potter lookalikes."
"Oh." I say
"So can I take your picture?"
and he walks away.