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ShanghaiOrange

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« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2003, 03:51:45 PM »
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My favorite quote from Seinfeld: "...and I'll snap me a shot of a bare-chested Cruger!"

I can't wait for this on Digital Video Disk. :)
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« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2003, 03:57:08 PM »
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Is it "uncontestably" or "incontestably" ?  ... I think I'm partially retarded.


Oh well, this is to appease myself.

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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2003, 04:53:25 PM »
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Sorry, but the card says, moops!
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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2003, 04:55:14 PM »
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damnit taz do not make me take my bubble over to your house and bitch slap you

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« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2003, 08:30:31 PM »
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my favorite....is a classic one liner from Kramer

"I'm Out," as he throws his money on the counter

(the contest)
"Talking shit about a pretty sunset
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon"

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« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2003, 10:13:32 AM »
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Quote from: BonBon55
Seinfeld was probably the only sitcom whose plot often revolved around the movies. The one where Jerry learns the art of video pirating was great.


It's funny because most of the time when the movies came up in the show, they used made-up movies, and the titles were always kind of funny but realistic....i love the episode where Kramer's number is very similar to the Moviephone, and he starts to act as Moviephone..."Why don't just tell me which movie you'd like to see?"

I will no doubt pay whatever price for the DVD release. :2gunfire:  :scatter:
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« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2003, 03:43:19 PM »
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Who got the final Deathblow? Was it the guy in the Hawaiian shirt? 'Cause he had it coming.
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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2003, 09:00:05 PM »
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sorry i threw down that sloppy thread.  Any new news on Seinfeld DVD?

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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2003, 09:33:33 PM »
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this show needs a full dvd treatment out takes commentarys documentrys


Yes!

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« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2003, 07:27:11 PM »
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Jerry Seinfeld Gives DreamWorks A Bee

Jerry Seinfeld will write, produce and star in an animated comedy for DreamWorks Pictures, it was announced today by DreamWorks principal Jeffrey Katzenberg. The computer-animated feature, entitled "Bee Movie," will be set in an anthropomorphized world of bees.

In making the announcement, Katzenberg said, "Jerry Seinfeld is one of the most brilliant and unique comic minds of our time. It has been a dream of mine for over 10 years to be in business with him, and during that time, I have been willing to put myself in any number of potentially humiliating situations in order to demonstrate my unflagging appreciation of his talent. We were delighted when he came to us with his wonderfully funny concept for an animated feature and even more thrilled to be the studio that will bring Jerry Seinfeld's comedy to the big screen."

Seinfeld's manager, Howard West, of Shapiro-West, commented, "Studios have been courting Jerry for years following the success of 'Seinfeld,' but it wasn't until he met with the creative minds at DreamWorks that Jerry decided to do a film. We are very excited to be working with the proven DreamWorks team on this new endeavor."

Jerry Seinfeld stated, "I have always been fascinated by bee society, the world's most harmoniously run organization, and now I finally am going to be in it. The enthusiasm of Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steven Spielberg for this idea is the main reason I decided to do it."
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« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2003, 08:49:02 PM »
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beeutiful. (i'm sorry) i'm pumped.

tonight's rerun, btw, was when the japanese tourists come and kramer lets them sleep in his drawers. there's this one part i forgot about, when kramer is at jerry's making some rice crispies for them, and kramer is all like "rice crispies: east meets west." something like that... anyhow, it was hysterical.

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« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2003, 09:43:16 PM »
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Un-pump yourself...

it's animated... this mean YEARS...

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« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2003, 09:45:14 PM »
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thanks for that info mac it sounds great... i always wanted him involved in a project like this... and a bee with seinfeld's voice sounds amazing!

i cant wait for the DVD... which I think i saw something saying it would be released in February

they are releasing the first DVD of Curb Your Enthusiasm on January

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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2003, 11:24:54 AM »
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Quote from: ©brad
beeutiful. (i'm sorry) i'm pumped.

tonight's rerun, btw, was when the japanese tourists come and kramer lets them sleep in his drawers. there's this one part i forgot about, when kramer is at jerry's making some rice crispies for them, and kramer is all like "rice crispies: east meets west." something like that... anyhow, it was hysterical.


Here:

Kramer is in the kitchen. He has three bowls out on the counter, and a box of
Rice Crispies. Jerry walks over, pushing a bunch of checks into an envelope.

JERRY: What is this?

KRAMER: Rice Crispies. East meets West, Jerry.

JERRY: Ah. It's a lovely little bureau and breakfast you're running. Well,
I'm off to the bank.

KRAMER: (opening the fridge) Sayonara.

JERRY: (leaving) Konichi-wa.


And from the same episode, I found this scene hilarious too:

JERRY: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?

GEORGE: Please.

JERRY: Too dumb?

George gives Jerry a look. Kramer enters, wearing a snazzy new suit. He
strolls over to the booth.

JERRY: (impressed) Well! Mack is back in town! Nice duds.

KRAMER: Konichi-wa. Yeah, it's a gift from my Japanese friends. (sits beside
Jerry) They're known as gift-givers. And tonight we're going dancing at the
Rainbow Room.

JERRY: Sounds like you're throwing a lot of their money around.

KRAMER: Well, Jerry, they're Japanese. I mean, that TV you watch, that sushi
you eat, I mean, even that kimono you wear. Where to you think all that money
goes, hmm?

Jerry looks puzzled.

KRAMER: That's right.

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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2003, 12:50:47 PM »
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Am I the only person who wishes Sack Lunch was a real movie?

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