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82 moments
« on: May 30, 2014, 05:04:21 PM »
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Today as I was buying beer and cigarettes, the clerk asked for $19.82 to which I gave him a 20 then in a burst of inspiration reached in my back pocket to see how much change I had. The handful of coins I pulled out, my hand to lord, was 82 cents TO THE PENNY.

He gave me my dollar, I walked out smiling, then I got drunk and didn't think of you guys til now.


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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 05:29:48 PM »
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Sorry, all I took away from this is that you keep your change in your back pocket, which seems insane to me.
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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 06:41:26 PM »
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dude that is all i could think of either, who keeps their change in their backpocket??!?

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 06:55:08 PM »
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Honestly I don't understand why anyone puts anything in a back pocket.
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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 07:35:46 PM »
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Today as I was buying beer cigarettes and coffee

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2014, 01:30:12 PM »
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Today I went back to this Hess station and spent $17 and the same clerk that was there told me if I spend 3 more dollars I get a $5 gift card. Motherfucker made no mention of this deal yesterday. So I add some blunts and beer and he threw in a complimentary slim jim for reasons unbeknowst to me. Again, I didn't think about it until now, but if I was Louis CK I'd say "That nigger just sold the shit out of my beer."



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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 02:02:56 PM »
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if I spend 3 more dollars I get a $5 gift card.

5+3=8
5-3=2

What does it all mean?!?
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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2014, 09:12:50 AM »
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I'll keep you guys posted on if I ever run into this clerk in public by chance encounter and have to save his life.

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2014, 11:06:01 AM »
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This is what I imagine reelist's days are like:

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 12:11:15 PM »
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Thanks, that's going to be stuck in my head for weeks

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2014, 05:13:54 PM »
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Thanks, that's going to be stuck in my head for 82 weeks

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2014, 08:03:30 PM »
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it is literally 82 degrees here

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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2014, 12:02:57 AM »
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I was born on January 25th, 1982.

1/25/82

1 + 2 + 5 = 8
5 - 2 - 1 = 2
82 = 82

I am the chosen one.
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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2014, 01:20:46 AM »
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Re: 82 moments
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2014, 01:29:46 AM »
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I am legitimately frightened right now.
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