Haha, sorry for derailing this thread, I really thought everyone would get the joke. I've been searching The Master thread to find the old posts from the guy who said that Shia Labeouf was being considered for The Master and then threw a fit and basically told everyone to go fuck themselves when nobody believed him, so I could just copy the gist of his final response and paste it here as my own, but I can't find it.
Trashculturemutantjunkie, you're hilarious, though.