I wasn't trolling I was making a joke
You're always/often making these one-liner jabs and none feel particularly weak...
This could be said about
any movie ever Pozer.
This thread derail reminds me of that time I went to a party with my high school buddies. It had been a couple years since I saw some of them and they started talking about a guy I didn't like back in the days. Let's call him Phil, cause that's his real name. I don't hate the guy, just don't like his face. He never did anything wrong to me. "Haha Pas you're such a pussy you always talk shit about Phil and when you see him you act all nice." I was getting pretty humiliated by that.
I got drunker and drunker and then someguy said : ''Let's go at Steven's place, he's throwing a party for his dorm mate. Hey Pas! Phil's gonna be there! Ha ha ha!" So me being pretty wasted at this point I go: "Oh yeah? I'll kick his fucking ass!!!"
Little did I know, me saying that created a huge wave of enthusiasm to go to that party. You have to consider that I weigh like 120 pounds, and this guy too, so a skinny guy fight is always weird and interesting.
When we got there I ignored him at first and people came to me and went : "When are you gonna go kick his ass ha ha ha!" I kept drinking, getting ridiculously drunk. I walk to the bathroom and see him. I'll try and translate it as best as I can... my lines are said with some kind of weird fake anger:
"Yo Phil, you think I like you don't you?
- *Smiling in a nice way* Yeah Pas you're a funny dude I like you, want a beer man?
- Yeah I'll take your fucking beer!
- Haha okay man I'll get you one.
- Yeah get me one.
*** he comes back 15 seconds later, my friends are all laughing ***
- Here you go, cheers.
- Fuck you I'm not hitting your beer. You think you're pretty cool don't you?
- Haha what's up with you man, chill a bit, want a smoke?
- Yeah I want a fucking smoke.
*** He lights it ***
- Chill out man, I like you okay. What are you up to these days?
*** I push him ***
What the fuck man! Chill! This is Laure's party man don't cause shit.
- You're the shit! *** push him harder ***
- Haha man you are so drunk go sit on the couch
- Go sit on the couch.
I pushed him a little harder on the couch. My friends will tell you that during this whole dialog I was SHAKING LIKE CRAZY out of nervousness. So by then he was kinda pissed but not really yet. He thought it was a weird joke. So I had to take his little railroad driver cap and throw it out the balcony (4th floor) to really piss him off. He takes me by the shoulders and we get on the floor and roll around. This is some pathetic shit, don't imagine it like it makes sense or like there is something to understand. Some chick actually separates us, that's how weak we both are. Then, my crazier friend comes out of nowhere and punches him HARD right in the face. He flies at least a couple feet back. We get thrown out of the party. All my friends I went there with start fighting each other. Except me and the girlfriends, of course. It's 4AM and some lady screams out a random door: "I CALLED THE COPS!" so we go home calmly like nothing ever happened. What a night.