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Film Discussion => In Front of the Camera => Topic started by: GodDamnImDaMan on June 10, 2003, 05:15:01 PM

Title: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on June 10, 2003, 05:15:01 PM
This ugly! Fro haired Labeouf mother phucker, is one ugly guy! And he needs to stop appear on my television and movie screen.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: edison on June 10, 2003, 05:41:40 PM
Who????
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: MacGuffin on June 10, 2003, 06:00:08 PM
Star of "Holes":

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imdb.com%2FPhotos%2FSs%2F0311289%2F06_CT-9694.jpg&hash=6e2301d0b4627a8b99b57cd5b2c884821d607993)
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: edison on June 10, 2003, 06:26:06 PM
jeez, its just a lizard, chill out man
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on June 10, 2003, 09:12:44 PM
He's also on Even Stevens.

God Damn, if you don't like him, stop watching the Disney Channel for hours at a time.  AFAIK he doesn't regularly appear on any other networks.  :)
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: bonanzataz on June 11, 2003, 01:56:07 PM
that ass hit on my special lady friend. gave her his phone number and everything. i'm with you, gd, he must be stopped.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: E-Snizz on June 14, 2003, 08:59:45 PM
No, GDIDM and I really do wanna kill him.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: bonanzataz on June 15, 2003, 01:13:31 AM
ok, well i got his phone number, so let's just trace it and see where it takes us...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on June 15, 2003, 02:26:41 AM
That would be a pretty cool show.  Just calling Shia LeBeouf every episode.

"Dialin' Up LeBeouf"- on Fox, 8/7c.
Title: SHIA LA-FAG
Post by: playmate_bunny on July 14, 2003, 08:48:14 PM
SHIA LABEOUF MAKES ME SICK. oh god is he ugly. :shock:

My friend and I live in California and one time when we were at the beach, he and sum other people were there. He came up to me, kicked sand at my face and told me to call him if I wanted to actually learn how to surf. :x
I know how to surf, I've been since I was 13, and now Im 16 so thats 3yrs. What an ass!
What is his number? I'd like to call him and say
"Hey Shia. YOU'RE A F*ckin ass-hole!" :twisted:

Alright, so if you actually noe his number, oh god is he goin here from me
.  :lol:
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pas on July 14, 2003, 08:50:50 PM
Wow, I hate you even more than Shia Leboeuf now
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 14, 2003, 10:59:31 PM
Right on.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on July 15, 2003, 05:14:40 AM
Quote from: E-SnizzNo, GDIDM and I really do wanna kill him.

Dude! People will actually think your serious, u sick fuck! Although i dont like the pubic haired chap, i dont wish him death!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Xixax on July 15, 2003, 06:59:51 PM
I got no beef with Shia. He seems like an OK kid.

Besides, he's rumored to be bumpin' uglies with Ashley Olsen. I dare any of you fuckos to dis that jailbait tail!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on July 15, 2003, 08:23:47 PM
Mary-Kate is much better looking.

I like Even Stevens.  Anyone else?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ESnizzle on July 15, 2003, 09:00:10 PM
No.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: cheerbabey6908 on August 12, 2003, 01:26:58 PM
hey!! omg i so kno! i hate shia also! i seen him in La one time and i stopped to say "hi" and he totally got all pissy with me and shit! i was so mad! so,for that person who has his phone number,can u please give it to me?! lol im not gonna say who gave it to me or anything..i just wanna call him up and ask him why hes always so mean to his fans and everything like that.okay?..so email me at cheerbabey6908@aol.com..okay?..thank ya! :twisted:
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pwaybloe on August 12, 2003, 01:30:38 PM
What the hell was that?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Gamblour. on August 12, 2003, 01:41:46 PM
hahahaha, what the fuck? Probably did a search for that guy and found this board...weird. If you misspell his last name on google, like I did accidentally, this topic comes up second: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=shia+leboeuf
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Sleuth on August 12, 2003, 01:55:31 PM
Quote from: cheerbabey6908hey!! omg i so kno! i hate shia also! i seen him in La one time and i stopped to say "hi" and he totally got all pissy with me and shit! i was so mad! so,for that person who has his phone number,can u please give it to me?! lol im not gonna say who gave it to me or anything..i just wanna call him up and ask him why hes always so mean to his fans and everything like that.okay?..so email me at cheerbabey6908@aol.com..okay?..thank ya! :twisted:

asl plz
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ESnizzle on August 12, 2003, 03:48:37 PM
she's 14....i imed her and found out...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 13, 2003, 06:41:40 PM
Quote from: Ravi

I like Even Stevens.  Anyone else?

:oops: I do... Actually I used to but then it got way too fake. Lizzie McGuire is also really fake but Even Stevens is better than Lizzie.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on August 13, 2003, 07:24:53 PM
The ep where Louis makes about an alien and a cowboy is funny.  He doesn't know how to communicate his ideas and ends up frustrating everyone, like I did on my early films.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ESnizzle on August 22, 2003, 06:22:23 AM
CACKS
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: SoNowThen on August 22, 2003, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: XIXAXI got no beef with Shia. He seems like an OK kid.

Besides, he's rumored to be bumpin' uglies with Ashley Olsen. I dare any of you fuckos to dis that jailbait tail!

wh--- no,  .....

reason number 7569 why life is not fair
Title: don't like him
Post by: IHeartPTA on August 22, 2003, 10:23:24 AM
saw him on conan last week, first time i saw him, i really don't like him. all that project greenlight stuff, arggggg. he's not a real good person either, he spent the entire time just making fun of his parents on conan, which i really have no respect for.
Title: Re: don't like him
Post by: Lucinda Bryte on August 22, 2003, 12:20:59 PM
Quote from: magnoliacsaw him on conan last week, first time i saw him, i really don't like him. all that project greenlight stuff, arggggg. he's not a real good person either, he spent the entire time just making fun of his parents on conan, which i really have no respect for.

Someone told a story on another board I go to.. Or maybe it was this thread?

About how he was an asshole to someone's friend's cousin's grandma's whatever (I dunno.. someone they know) and kicked sand on them at the beach... Or something.

I really have no idea what I am talking about now.
Title: Re: don't like him
Post by: Pwaybloe on August 22, 2003, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: magnoliache's not a real good person either, he spent the entire time just making fun of his parents on conan, which i really have no respect for.

Hey everybody!  It's Mr. LaBeouf!  

He's an ungrateful kid, isn't he?  Is it true you and the Mrs. still have to change his sheets every night because he's a constant bed-wetter?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 23, 2003, 06:57:25 PM
Sad thing is, i started this post and now....

I think i have the Shia Lebouf fan club constantly imng me asking me if i actually do hate him....

Stupid stupid me! Why must i put my aim name on these boards...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on August 23, 2003, 07:00:50 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManSad thing is, i started this post and now....

I think i have the Shia Lebouf fan club constantly imng me asking me if i actually do hate him....

Stupid stupid me! Why must i put my aim name on these boards...

Someone IMed me asking that as well.  But not the whole Shieyaugh Leighboughph fan club.


Or is it Shilla?
Title: came across this by accident
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 06:30:22 PM
i see how much you all love shia so i put him as my icon thing. anyway, to the girl who said before that he kicked sand at you at the beach or whatever,  did he really kick sand in your face? thats fucken weird...what did you do? i mean did he just randomly walk up to you and tell you you sucked at surfing? thats just so random... hmmmm

lol i love the guy and i think hes so funny and very cute...my kinda guy

peace
Title: Re: came across this by accident
Post by: RegularKarate on August 27, 2003, 06:38:54 PM
Quote from: Vodka

lol i love the guy and i think hes so funny and very cute...my kinda guy

peace

P, no need for the fake name... we know it's you
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 07:36:36 PM
I bet that Shia kid doesnt have one hair on his nutts!

Now i on the other hand, have millions!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Sleuth on August 27, 2003, 07:37:42 PM
Actually you have 304


not even close
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on August 27, 2003, 10:13:29 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManI bet that Shia kid doesnt have one hair on his nutts!

Now i on the other hand, have millions!

Hairs or nuts?  Either way it would be gross, though it would explain the frequent pantscreamings.
Title: no like honestly
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 10:19:57 PM
P, no need for the fake name... we know it's you

who is p?

hair+nutts=ewww and whether or not he has hair anywhere, it looks to me like he still has more fame, money and an all around more fun life than you do. so while you count hair, he counts cash.

ahhhhh life is good.

8)
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 10:22:57 PM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xixax.com%2Fimages%2Favatars%2F10278596583f4d3d41663c9.gif&hash=9d9a33206919465bd1f77566a223d9cd147cbd40)
ya just lookin at him makes me soooooo jealous...
Title: hey, pubes...
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 10:30:47 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Man(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xixax.com%2Fimages%2Favatars%2F10278596583f4d3d41663c9.gif&hash=9d9a33206919465bd1f77566a223d9cd147cbd40)
ya just lookin at him makes me soooooo jealous...

yea, im sure you would give your precious ball hair for a chunk of the money that seventeen year old kid makes in a year, compaired to, im sure, a much smaller amount that you (what...30somethingyearold?) make...

i know its upsetting...but i guess you can always count on your pubic hair to get you somewhere...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 10:57:47 PM
Okay Vodka,

    Wanna hear something really sad! Your stupid little obsession of Shia Lebouf...it means absolutely nothing to him! He could care less that you even existed! All this defending you do of him, and etc. And Guess what? Your pitiful love for him is never going to result in anything, because YOUR never going to meet him either! I could care less if a 17 year old is a succesful actor, however this moron is a big asshole to everyone that has come into contact with him.
    And a quick side note, im 20 not 30 you damn fool! This is the last time im going to argue with you over someone stupid like Shia Lebouf, also i think i speak for everyone when i say dont register on Xixax just so you can defend Shia Lebouf...get a life Vodka, seriously...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ESnizzle on August 27, 2003, 11:14:25 PM
yeah......u fuckin twat!

no brains in that noggin, obviously....
Title: hey asshole
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:30:58 PM
lol fuck both of you, i got what i wanted, i pissed you off. so suck my left tit you fucking loser. and the fact that you are twenty, makes it worse, you have less of a life than i though. cry about it you sad excuse of a person.

also, im not obsessed with shia, if i were one of those twelve year old retards, you would be able to tell from lots of capitolizations and astricts. i was stating my opinion that you guys fucking suck. you have no lives other than to sit here and bitch about things that you cant do anything about, like hmm..shia being an asshole. the fact that i came in here and fell across your gay thread, and it caused me to want to reply, is jsut too god damn bad. you started all of this fucker.

i like his work, and i like the fact that he can get away with being an asshole on tv. go cry about it little man...tear fucking tear.
Title: Re: hey asshole
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 27, 2003, 11:34:39 PM
Quote from: Vodkalyou have no lives other than to sit here and bitch about things that you cant do anything about,
Welcome to the site, that's sorta our motto.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManOkay Vodka,

    Wanna hear something really sad! Your stupid little obsession of Shia Lebouf...it means absolutely nothing to him!

if you saw who you were talking to fuckhead, you would be licking the ground i walk on. he would be lucky to be with someone like me, and the fact that you are talking to me like this...blows my mind. you must be really, really REALLY ugly. He could care less that you even existed! yea your fucking mom ass hole, im hotter than YOU All this defending you do of him, and etc. And Guess what? Your pitiful love for him is never going to result in anything, because YOUR never going to meet him either! oh yea, especially you know since, that was my plan and all? since i said that i love him, and that i plan to marry him? stop putting words in my mouth, and quit playing with your dick. I could care less if a 17 year old is a succesful actor, however this moron is a big asshole to everyone that has come into contact with him. <--cry about it fag.
    And a quick side note, im 20 not 30 you damn fool! oh man im crying now This is the last time im going to argue with you over someone stupid like Shia Lebouf, also i think i speak for everyone when i say dont register on Xixax just so you can defend Shia Lebouf...get a life Vodka, seriously...

im wondering who needs a life...how many fucking posts do you have? over 300??? and how many do i have? yea like 5? i think that ratio relates closely to how fulfilling our REAL lives are. you suck. kiss my HOT ass because with an attitude like yours you wont get a girl (or guy for that matter) for a long time.

brrr i feel your cold bitter breeze.

im gonna go make out with my SHIA posters now because im so obsessed.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 11:39:41 PM
Hey vodka, why dont you come and sit on my lap like a real good girl and pretend my penis is shia? eh?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Sleuth on August 27, 2003, 11:41:10 PM
You two stop it or I'll ban you both!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:43:30 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManHey vodka, why dont you come and sit on my lap like a real good girl and pretend my penis is shia? eh?

haha why dont you do it yourself...admitt it you do anyway,

i thought you were done arguing with me you big bad asshole...

im busy making out with TEENBEAT magazine since you think thats what i do...

and crying because you have broken my tiny shiafilled heart...tear
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 27, 2003, 11:44:03 PM
Quote from: Vodkakiss my HOT ass
I fail to see the insult in this.

...wait, what's yer ass look like?
Title: Re: hey asshole
Post by: bonanzataz on August 27, 2003, 11:45:02 PM
Quote from: Vodkaso suck my left tit you fucking loser.

with pleasure. i like when young girls are feisty about it too. how old are you sweetie, uncle bonzie wants your phone number. Your friends would get really jealous if you had a 40 year old boyfriend, i swear.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:45:29 PM
it looks like a hot ass...the kind you want to kiss.

if i were a guy and i saw a girl like me, id want to kiss my ass.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 11:45:51 PM
Vodka,

Your missing the point, I want you to make out with my cock. I dont understand how making sexual advances is arguing in anyway.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Sleuth on August 27, 2003, 11:46:37 PM
I think you're all missing the point that Vodka is not a real person
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:46:57 PM
im seventeen
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 27, 2003, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: Vodkait looks like a hot ass...the kind you want to kiss.
am I limited to just kissin' it?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: bonanzataz on August 27, 2003, 11:49:16 PM
Quote from: Vodkaim seventeen

ohhhhh that is so hot.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:50:06 PM
you want me to what? grab and twist?

im not trying to be a bitch but im doing a good job...you got the wrong impression of what i was trying to say in the first place though...sorry about that. im not a little kid avenger...im bored.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 11:50:38 PM
::creams pants thinking about an underage girlie::
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:51:53 PM
i am a real person. but its cool that you dont think that. i didnt even know what this site was when i came into it...it was a mistake when i was looking for something about project greenlight then i saw shia labeouf must be stopped and i read all these posts and i felt like stirring things up a bit.

do what you want...thats what a hot ass is for.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 27, 2003, 11:54:07 PM
"I want God damn im da man"
                         -Vodka
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 27, 2003, 11:59:00 PM
"i'd like some vodka in my face with the quickness"
-God damn im da man
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 28, 2003, 12:02:09 AM
im going to bed goodnight to all of my fans ill be back soon

sweet dreams of vodka...maybe a screwdriver perhaps? thats the only drink i can make the right way

peace...its been fun
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 28, 2003, 12:09:04 AM
Quote from: Vodkado what you want...thats what a hot ass is for.
Sounds like a keeper to me...

..wait, have any hot friends, with similar assets, that you don't mind sharing with?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: ESnizzle on August 29, 2003, 12:54:29 AM
No, but seriously......vodka, you're a phucking skanky-slut-twat-bitch if you think Shia Labeouf is hot or funny.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 29, 2003, 11:27:07 AM
and you suck. i think he is both of those things. if you have a problem with that, then dont talk to me you nasty loser. dont speak to me like that, youre one to talk about gross using such disgusting words.

fuck yourself, i bet you have an inverted penis or worse, a pensil dick.

im walking my hotness away now because you suck.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 29, 2003, 11:27:45 AM
what about yer friends?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 29, 2003, 11:43:39 AM
from him, not from everyone else
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 29, 2003, 01:11:59 PM
Quote from: Vodkaa pensil dick.

there is no "s" in the word pencil......
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: RegularKarate on August 29, 2003, 01:20:39 PM
Ummm.. have you guys realized yet that this is not only Shia LeBlooof (or whatever), but also P.

That's right... they are all the same person... P is Shia, Shia is Vodka, and there are no hot girls in this thread.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 29, 2003, 01:25:54 PM
does the hot ass still apply though?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on August 29, 2003, 09:44:47 PM
i am a real person...and not shia. i dont think he would waste his time here...or have time to come here.

sorry PENCIL. jesus.

yet i'll waste my time because i dont have much to do lately.

and who the fuck is p?? im a girl. ugggggggggh
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 29, 2003, 09:46:47 PM
all I care about is the hot ass...you failed to answer that.  How ya been P?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 29, 2003, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Vodkasorry PENCIL. jesus.

Did you mean "Sorry Pencil, Jesus?"

You dumb Broad?!?!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pubrick on August 29, 2003, 10:37:04 PM
i don't like vodka's av.
Title: im not P!
Post by: Vodka on August 29, 2003, 11:53:48 PM
i was spelling pencil the right way.

for the last time, i want to know who P is.

and i picked this av for everyone on this board, because i knew how much you people looooved him.

the ass is still hot.
Title: Re: im not P!
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 30, 2003, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Vodkathe ass is still hot.
cum on P...lemme see?...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 30, 2003, 12:56:42 PM
tease...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 03, 2003, 09:38:45 PM
Boy, isn't it fun when you get to come into a forum and see people bitch about how much they hate someone. Not only does it baffle me, it makes me laugh.

If you hate Shia Labeouf so much, then why are you talking about him and starting a discussion about him? It seems to me that you don't hate him and that you're just talking shit about him because you have nothing better to do with your life so you figure you will rant and rave about a seventeen year actor.

I also find it amusing how you complain about his looks and how he has no talent. Uh, incase you haven't heard and you're too busy to get off the computer and go out into the real world, you don't have to be the cutest thing to be an actor. And if he is so bad at acting, then why does he have deals and why is he in the movie industry. They don't put random people out there to act with no talent.

So humor me some more about why he's so ugly and why he doesn't have talent. I laugh at all the pointless and moronic things you all have to say.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on September 03, 2003, 09:52:29 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolBoy
call me daddy...

Are you a girl?
...if so, sit down a minute, for have I am gonna tell ya about yer tail.  I still don't even know who the hell this guy is, but by the sounds of you, he seems to attrack the ripe ones...

IP verification please?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: MacGuffin on September 03, 2003, 10:34:33 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolIf you hate Shia Labeouf so much, then why are you talking about him and starting a discussion about him? It seems to me that you don't hate him and that you're just talking shit about him because you have nothing better to do with your life so you figure you will rant and rave about a seventeen year actor.

I guess you have better things to do rather than joining our board, going right to this topic, read through it and as your first post, make a long rant about how we have no lives.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 03, 2003, 10:54:48 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolThey don't put random people out there to act with no talent.


1.0  tara reid
2.0  teen cast in freddy vs jason
3.0  keenan and kel
4.0  orlando jones
5.0  ludacris
6.0  paul walker
7.0  kristen dunst
8.0  d.j qualls
9.0  cuba gooding jr.
10.  skeet ulrich
11.  luke perry
12.  jaleel white
13.  ja rule
14.  vin desiel
15.  tom green
16.  lil bow wow
17.  keanu reeves
18.  justin guarini
19.  kelly clarkson
20.  chris katan
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: MacGuffin on September 03, 2003, 11:08:38 PM
You forgot the girl from the "Survivor" tv show who got top billing in "The Animal".
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 03, 2003, 11:12:47 PM
Quote from: MacGuffinYou forgot the girl from the "Survivor" tv show who got top billing in "The Animal".


lol.....your right i forgot that one ..she would qualify for randomness and talentless in my book ......
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 03, 2003, 11:37:13 PM
No, I joined because I figured I should have my say about all this BS.


And I bet you feel cool because you can make a list of people that have no talent. Half of them are singers too. Let me guess they can't sing either?

This is fun :lol:
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 03, 2003, 11:37:54 PM
Don't you know it!



Quote from: MacGuffin
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolIf you hate Shia Labeouf so much, then why are you talking about him and starting a discussion about him? It seems to me that you don't hate him and that you're just talking shit about him because you have nothing better to do with your life so you figure you will rant and rave about a seventeen year actor.

I guess you have better things to do rather than joining our board, going right to this topic, read through it and as your first post, make a long rant about how we have no lives.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 03, 2003, 11:41:01 PM
back to yer tail baby, turn around and wiggle a bit.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 03, 2003, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolNo, I joined because I figured I should have my say about all this BS.


And I bet you feel cool because you can make a list of people that have no talent. Half of them are singers too. Let me guess they can't sing either?

This is fun :lol:

no... i am not an idiot  the one's who sing/rap do it wellthey need to stick to their respective fields though,..... it's just THEY DO put people onscreen who have no talent and try to act.....!(which you said they don't).....
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 12:45:49 AM
That's your opinion. If they knew someone didn't have talent what makes you think they would want to put them in a movie when they know that they can't act. Think about it. They want to make money, so if they want money, they want actors.

You must not hate him that much to talk about him.
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 12:47:16 AM
What the hell are you talking about?



Quote from: aclockworkjjback to yer tail baby, turn around and wiggle a bit.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 04, 2003, 01:45:41 AM
Hey I can sing! Click down on the link baby! Take a listen to any song!!!!  :-D
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolWhat the hell are you talking about?
I am talking about "yer shia lebeouf"...I wanna see it.  Give daddy a looksee....

you can't honestly be defending a chum who's name could easily be confused for that of a synonym of a certain part of the female anatomy?  It would be similar to defending a guy named Harry Muff.

funny how vodka's av is so similar...how ya doing P?
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 04, 2003, 11:08:00 AM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolThat's your opinion. If they knew someone didn't have talent what makes you think they would want to put them in a movie when they know that they can't act. Think about it. They want to make money, so if they want money, they want actors.

You must not hate him that much to talk about him.


all i am saying is that...THEY DO PUT PEOPLE ONSCREEN THAT DO NOT HAVE TALENT...yeah they may be onscreen for  purely money reasons but that still doesn't negate the fact that they don't have talent......
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 12:58:30 PM
Whoa, I can make my letters bold too! ONCE AGAIN FOR THE IGNORANT ASSHOLES THAT CANNOT READ:

That is your opinion.

And yes, I am defending Shia LABeouf. I think he is an extremely talented actor and I believe it will make it big in the industry, unlike you untalented assholes, who feel that they have to hate on someone because you're not out making money and enjoying yourself. Hell, you probably don't even know what the term fun is, you're too busy shoving that stick farther up your asses.

Have a nice day! :lol:
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolyou're too busy shoving that stick farther up your asses.
actually i was more interested in shovin' my stick up yer ass.

He is still gay, and I still don't even know who the fuck this kid is...you can tell a lot about a person, by their fans thou...

Here's a link (http://disney.go.com/park/homepage/today/flash/index.html) for you...go play over there.
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 01:10:54 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolWhoa, I can make my letters bold too! ONCE AGAIN FOR THE IGNORANT ASSHOLES THAT CANNOT READ:

That is your opinion.

And yes, I am defending Shia LABeouf. I think he is an extremely talented actor and I believe it will make it big in the industry, unlike you untalented assholes, who feel that they have to hate on someone because you're not out making money and enjoying yourself. Hell, you probably don't even know what the term fun is, you're too busy shoving that stick farther up your asses.

Have a nice day! :lol:

How do you know we're untalented? It's an internet chat board. One of us could be Shia. Then you would have just called him untalented, and your house of cards logic would come tumbling down.

Boowahhahahaha....

Seriously though, maybe they hate him 'cause he has terrible afro hair... that's a pretty decent reason.
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Post by: becky on September 04, 2003, 03:13:29 PM
this thread is actually rather humorous.  But that could be because of the combination of sleep deprivation, and the enormous amount of benedryl lol.  :lol:
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:16:25 PM
Too bad he cut his hair retard. Maybe if you got your ass of the internet you would know that, now wouldn't you?




Quote from: SoNowThen
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolWhoa, I can make my letters bold too! ONCE AGAIN FOR THE IGNORANT ASSHOLES THAT CANNOT READ:

That is your opinion.

And yes, I am defending Shia LABeouf. I think he is an extremely talented actor and I believe it will make it big in the industry, unlike you untalented assholes, who feel that they have to hate on someone because you're not out making money and enjoying yourself. Hell, you probably don't even know what the term fun is, you're too busy shoving that stick farther up your asses.

Have a nice day! :lol:

How do you know we're untalented? It's an internet chat board. One of us could be Shia. Then you would have just called him untalented, and your house of cards logic would come tumbling down.

Boowahhahahaha....

Seriously though, maybe they hate him 'cause he has terrible afro hair... that's a pretty decent reason.
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Post by: Ravi on September 04, 2003, 03:17:11 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
Seriously though, maybe they hate him 'cause he has terrible afro hair... that's a pretty decent reason.

Hahaha, that is a good reason.  It annoys the hell out of me when his hair is all afro-y.  And I'm an admitted Even Stevens watcher, though I have no plans to see Holes (at least, not a Disney movie with this name) or The Battle of Shaker Heights.  Or that Disney channel movie where he plays a retard or something.

After Ben Savage and Shia LaBeouf, I wonder who will be the next Disney brillo-head?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:17:53 PM
Really? What makes him gay? You can tell a lot about a person though about their fans? That's interesting. I never knew I had fans.


Quote from: aclockworkjj
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolyou're too busy shoving that stick farther up your asses.
actually i was more interested in shovin' my stick up yer ass.

He is still gay, and I still don't even know who the fuck this kid is...you can tell a lot about a person, by their fans thou...

Here's a link (http://disney.go.com/park/homepage/today/flash/index.html) for you...go play over there.
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Post by: Sleuth on September 04, 2003, 03:18:05 PM
Worst thread ever.  Seriously.
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:19:15 PM
I am laughing hysterically right now at how stupid you people are. This is like the highlight of my day.
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:19:32 PM
Word



Quote from: tremoloslothWorst thread ever.  Seriously.
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:22:43 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolI am laughing hysterically right now at how stupid you people are. This is like the highlight of my day.

We really didn't realize that intelligence was measured in relation to how much info you know about c-list celebrities.

Are you a teeny-bopper in love with Shia, or something?
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Post by: becky on September 04, 2003, 03:23:49 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolI am laughing hysterically right now at how stupid you people are. This is like the highlight of my day.

I know exactly what you mean! It's great entertainment to see people argue over the internet... What is the world coming to these days? Oh well, yes,  I have gotten my chuckle for the day lol.
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:28:21 PM
Don't you know it! 8)


Quote from: SoNowThen
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolI am laughing hysterically right now at how stupid you people are. This is like the highlight of my day.

We really didn't realize that intelligence was measured in relation to how much info you know about c-list celebrities.

Are you a teeny-bopper in love with Shia, or something?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:28:53 PM
Hi Becky, it's Dani  8)



Quote from: becky
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolI am laughing hysterically right now at how stupid you people are. This is like the highlight of my day.

I know exactly what you mean! It's great entertainment to see people argue over the internet... What is the world coming to these days? Oh well, yes,  I have gotten my chuckle for the day lol.
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Post by: becky on September 04, 2003, 03:30:12 PM
hey there dani, what's up girl?
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:30:49 PM
May I ask, how did you find your way to a PTA message board???
Do you watch PTA movies?
and lastly
What about a white man afro do you find sexy?
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 03:32:22 PM
Quote from: RaviHoles (at least, not a Disney movie with this name) or The Battle of Shaker Heights.  

oh...that's who he is....and yeah, he is gay.  Live it wit dear....

Ben Savage thou...come on Ravi, that guy is great!!!  I think you are just jealous he was hittin' Topanga (and her fine ass boobies)...
Quote from: SoNowThenMay I ask, how did you find your way to a PTA message board???
no, dude...that is dead...this is a Xixax message board.
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Post by: becky on September 04, 2003, 03:33:39 PM
whatever happened to mr. savage? or mr. savage's brother?
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjjno, dude...that is dead...this is a Xixax message board.

Well, isn't the only link from the PTA website?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:36:19 PM
I got it from a friend, she was saying how ignorant these Shia "haters" were being so I decided to see why they hate him so much. Go figure, because he's talented and you guys aren't. Simple as that.

I don't know what PTA movies are nor do I care.

I find his wit, personality, and his talent sexy. He looks sexy too. But you're stuck back 2 years, so you still keep envisioning his hair back then. Whatever, it's okay, you'll grow out of it. Well I hope so anyway. No I don't, I lied.




Quote from: SoNowThenMay I ask, how did you find your way to a PTA message board???
Do you watch PTA movies?
and lastly
What about a white man afro do you find sexy?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:37:30 PM
Nothing, just getting my kicks in for the day. Who would have thought, people CAN be interesting!


Quote from: beckyhey there dani, what's up girl?
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:40:58 PM
Does it enrage you that the genius of Shia is being maltreated by ignorant folks such as us? Do you feel that, in maybe ten or fifteen years, New York acting schools will look back and say that moreso than Brando and moreso than DeNiro, it really was LaBeouf who took the method to a new level?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:46:10 PM
Not at all, I find it very humorous. I think this is just all out of jealousy. Plain and simple.

Shia is a wonderful actor, and he's going to be big. Get over it. Why can't you just get it through your big head? Can you not absorb those facts? If not, I suggest you need some help.  8)
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolNot at all, I find it very humorous. I think this is just all out of jealousy. Plain and simple.

Shia is a wonderful actor, and he's going to be big. Get over it. Why can't you just get it through your big head? Can you not absorb those facts? If not, I suggest you need some help.  8)

Let's review:

Fact#1 - Shia is a wonderful actor.

Fact #2 - Shia is going to be big.

Those are the rock solid facts. Damn, none of us can dispute either of those. I concede defeat.

Now all that's left to do is to get a dictionary out and look up "subjective"...

BTW, you've just reminded me how old I'm getting. These are the very same conversations I heard abound for the New Kids On The Block, Cory Feldman, and the Home Alone Culkin kid. Hehe.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 03:54:24 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolNot at all, I find it very humorous. I think this is just all out of jealousy. Plain and simple.

Shia is a wonderful actor, and he's going to be big. Get over it. Why can't you just get it through your big head? Can you not absorb those facts? If not, I suggest you need some help.  8)
ok...seriously, I hope you are a fake person.  Shia will be the next backstreet boys...the next new kids...the next cory haim...what you teenie-boppin' little girls don't get is that they vanish after 2-3 years, end up in rehab and then get the world to feel sorry for there pathetic asses....

now post yer pics...both of you...prove to me that you aren't little fat midwestern, brace wearing, pimple faced, nevergonnagetnone, lovers of a dude that's name sounds like something I once called my girl's poon while my face was still buried in it.
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:55:17 PM
I can tell you're old. Look at you, you're so narrow minded. How old are you? I'm guessing over 20? That makes this even more interesting, knowing that someone over the age of 20 can talk down on a teenage actor. No wonder you don't like him.



Hey Becky, don't you wish you could be 35 and talk shit about 17 year olds, like it's the thing to do? Gee, I can't wait until I get there. I'll have the time of my life! :lol:
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 03:57:35 PM
And why should I post my pic? So you can get off to it? You sick freak, and then you wonder why the world is such a scary place.  :(
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 03:59:27 PM
Yes, I am a narrow minded 22 year-old.
And in case you'd like to read through all the posts, I never shit-talked your beloved Shia. I couldn't care less about the guy. I have no feelings about him this way or the other, and have never seen in him act, so I don't know if he's good, or if he sucks.

However, it is savagely amusing to rile up gals like you. That is why I'm posting in this thread. :)
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:06:23 PM
Well, I'm glad that you find it amusing to "rile" me up. It pinches my ego a bit.

As for not liking Shia, why are you implying that he will be the next Backstreet Boy? If you never seen him act, then why are you stating that he will be?

It seems to me that you are assuming he is a bad actor by what these nescient pricks are saying. :roll:
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 04:08:46 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolAs for not liking Shia, why are you implying that he will be the next Backstreet Boy?
that was me...

...now turn around and grab yer ankles 4 the misquote.
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 04, 2003, 04:09:47 PM
??? Again, when did you see me say something bad about Shia?
I merely asked you some questions as to why you liked him so. If you want my honest opinion, I saw the trailer for Shaker Heights and said "this might be interesting". The only thing I can honestly say about the kid is that he is definitely not what would normally be called "handsome", but hey, whatever your tastes are, I don't care.

But we're serious about the New Kids thing. Tons of chicks did say the exact same thing you were saying about them. And look what happened to them!
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:10:52 PM
Whatever, you're all the same.


Quote from: aclockworkjj
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolAs for not liking Shia, why are you implying that he will be the next Backstreet Boy?
that was me...

...now turn around and grab yer ankles 4 the misquote.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 04, 2003, 04:12:51 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolWhatever, you're all the same.
Quote

what a racisit!!!! You nazi bitch!
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:14:59 PM
Yes, and I can clearly see how The New Kids on the Block can totally be relevant to Shia.

Okay, so you don't have a problem with Shia, why does it matter why I like him?

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. :wink:




Quote from: SoNowThen??? Again, when did you see me say something bad about Shia?
I merely asked you some questions as to why you liked him so. If you want my honest opinion, I saw the trailer for Shaker Heights and said "this might be interesting". The only thing I can honestly say about the kid is that he is definitely not what would normally be called "handsome", but hey, whatever your tastes are, I don't care.

But we're serious about the New Kids thing. Tons of chicks did say the exact same thing you were saying about them. And look what happened to them!
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Post by: MacGuffin on September 04, 2003, 04:16:21 PM
Stop turning the board into a chat room!!!
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:17:11 PM
Yeah, I'm so racist. Too bad I don't belong to the National Socialist German Workers' Party. This isn't a governmental issue either.



Quote from: God Damn Im Da Man
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolWhatever, you're all the same.
Quote

what a racisit!!!! You nazi bitch!
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:25:46 PM
Shia was hot on Wayne Brady.


Muwahaha :twisted:
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on September 04, 2003, 04:26:12 PM
Not to interupt... But my good friend Ty Hodges was in the Even Stevens TV show as well as the movie. I havent ever seen it... Is it any good?
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Post by: Sleuth on September 04, 2003, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: MacGuffinStop turning the board into a chat room!!!
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:27:40 PM
Yeah, it is.


Quote from: Kim Jong IllNot to interupt... But my good friend Ty Hodges was in the Even Stevens TV show as well as the movie. I havent ever seen it... Is it any good?
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Post by: Wow_youre_cool on September 04, 2003, 04:28:23 PM
Then what is the idea behind a message board? To post messages. If you're getting so butthurt about it, then ban me.

Quote from: tremolosloth
Quote from: MacGuffinStop turning the board into a chat room!!!
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Post by: picolas on September 04, 2003, 05:42:07 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_coolban me.
:wink:
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 04, 2003, 06:09:37 PM
so wait....this wasn't ever P?....
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Post by: Ravi on September 04, 2003, 07:37:59 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjj
Quote from: RaviHoles (at least, not a Disney movie with this name) or The Battle of Shaker Heights.  

oh...that's who he is....and yeah, he is gay.  Live it wit dear....

Ben Savage thou...come on Ravi, that guy is great!!!  I think you are just jealous he was hittin' Topanga (and her fine ass boobies)...

Ben Savage is cool.  I just found it funny that two Disney produced shows had brillo-head main characters.  Boy Meets World was awesome.  I watch the reruns and I don't cringe, except at the mediocre college episodes.  But those are way better than Saved by the Bell's college episodes.

Topanga <drool> <cream>.  Its time to get out the Mop-N-Glo.  (with apologies to GDIDM)

As for the topic of this thread, Shia LaBeouf, he's funny on Even Stevens, but not outrageously witty on his own on talk shows.  I don't think he will be as popular as the Coreys were in their heyday.  Have there been any superstar teen idols in the past few years?  Hopefully he'll move on to better projects and better haircuts.  He's no Ben Savage.
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Post by: Vodka on September 04, 2003, 08:56:39 PM
hey dont you guys miss me??

i still like shia...but im cool and not OBSESSED...like someone.

i missed you guys...lol this is too funny.

ppeace
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on September 04, 2003, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManThis ugly! Fro haired Labeouf mother phucker, is one ugly guy! And he needs to stop appear on my television and movie screen.

this guy has really ticked you off and god i wish you looked like your  pic , that pic beating up shai labeouf, is like a lost scene from the big lebowski

p.s if you cant rock a fro dont try it just makes the rest of us look bad ::looks for his pick and afro sheen::
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 04, 2003, 11:39:07 PM
Dumb broads...

Lovin the Shia aint no thing
This little afro'd mother fucker has no spring.
My cock is three times bigger than Lebouf,
I'll toss his stupid ass onto Your_so_cool's roof,
Maybe that way she'll achieve a orgasim
Unlike the stupid posts she seems to spasim
Your_so_cool ever girls last name should be STUPID
Hopefully if you understand, you can go fuck Cupid..

Dumb RACISIT broad....
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Post by: Pubrick on September 05, 2003, 12:41:49 AM
Quote from: aclockworkjjso wait....this wasn't ever P?....
ur effing clueless if u thought this was me.

vodka, becky, and this fucknut are from sum same place and hav decided to ruin the board. so we're banning them.

done and done.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 05, 2003, 02:04:53 AM
Quote from: P
Quote from: aclockworkjjso wait....this wasn't ever P?....
ur effing clueless if u thought this was me.

vodka, becky, and this fucknut are from sum same place and hav decided to ruin the board. so we're banning them.

done and done.
no, don't ban them....
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Post by: Pubrick on September 05, 2003, 02:36:23 AM
uh, why not?

anyway it's already been done, the admins took their sweet time about it tho, why wait till they ruin everything else.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 05, 2003, 02:40:27 AM
they weren't that bad....what are you all afraid of girls?...granted, they started w/ shai, but still...ban?...I dunno, we coulda converted, and made them into "good girls"...

...come on P...imagine the influence ya coulda had on them?
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Post by: Pubrick on September 05, 2003, 02:42:47 AM
don't cry to me about it, they were flooding the board with bullshit and to be honest i prefer my bitches to be made of flesh.

it happened while i wasn't here and i only posted in this worthless piece of shit thread to defend against ur clueless ponderings.

bye.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 05, 2003, 02:43:49 AM
Quote from: Pbye.
bye.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 05, 2003, 07:56:19 PM
How does one become a mod?
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Post by: MrBurgerKing on September 05, 2003, 08:01:00 PM
The same way a woman with five kids and no job becomes a prostitute on the streets.
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Post by: Pozer on September 05, 2003, 08:13:46 PM
spent chunks of my work day reading through this bullcrap

ouch baby, really ouch

the only other time I can remember cringing from this board as much as I did today was when that one douche bag fell in love with the chick from Project Greenlight after she posted

fawking ghey shite
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Post by: Vodka on September 05, 2003, 09:05:17 PM
yea...well i think that my points made sense, but then that stupid girl....whatever he name was....came in here and wouldnt shut the fuck up about shia...and it made all the people who kind of like him look way more stupid. anyway that girl pissed me off beyond belief...but whatever. and she fucking copied me when i said that goddamnimtheman must be 30 years old and jealous of a 17 year old (which i took back later)

shit son...if youre going to dis people, at least use your own shit.

I know you guys miss this hot ass!  :lol: jk jk

and i think people strayed from the point of shia, to other things such as pride and feelings on much broader subjects...other than shia and his work/personal life.

ive found all of this very amusing. but i just think that one chick (brainfart, i cant remember her name thing) sucked way too much...and needed to shut up....and thats what i think about that.
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Post by: Vodka on September 05, 2003, 09:08:41 PM
and i love how im NOT BANNNED...thanks asshole.

peeeeeeeeeaaaaaacccccceeeeee fucker (P) looks like you SUCK
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 05, 2003, 09:09:34 PM
Quote from: VodkaI know you guys miss this hot ass!  :lol: jk jk
no comment... out of respect to the female species.
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Post by: Vodka on September 05, 2003, 09:27:00 PM
sweet i was worried that i actually got banned...good thing im not!!

8)
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 05, 2003, 09:38:49 PM
Vod, is dat u in the pic on the right?
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Post by: Vodka on September 05, 2003, 10:24:22 PM
yup it is.

does it look really stupid? if it does i dont really care...but hey its not shia. does that make you happier?

lol
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Post by: RegularKarate on September 05, 2003, 10:26:58 PM
By the way... if you really want to be banned, it's no problem, I can take care of that right now...

just sayin
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Vodka on September 05, 2003, 10:28:57 PM
yea i dont WANT to but i thought it was stupid that i was included in that little schpeal about those who should be banned.

peace
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pubrick on September 05, 2003, 11:20:47 PM
why are u only posting on this shit thread? are u gonna setlle the fuck down and at least say sumthing interesting sumwhere else?

are u claiming u are NOT connected in any way to those other homos?

just shut the fuck up and everything will be fine, and if u don't, no one will miss u. cunt.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on September 05, 2003, 11:27:18 PM
Quote from: Pno one will miss u.
I will miss her hot ass.

Quotecunt.
not even I will use that word, come on man, "bitch" or something next time.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 05, 2003, 11:35:28 PM
P, calm the hell down bro....


And Vodka, for the last time im 21!!! not 30!!!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pubrick on September 05, 2003, 11:35:55 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjj[some really idiotic shit]
Quote from: Pbye
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Post by: Cecil on September 05, 2003, 11:55:21 PM
whats wrong with the word "cunt?"
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: RegularKarate on September 06, 2003, 12:00:05 AM
Quote from: Cecil B. Dementedwhats wrong with the word "cunt?"
Go ask your mother
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Cecil on September 06, 2003, 12:14:20 AM
no one ever gives me a satisfying answer
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Post by: Ravi on September 06, 2003, 12:40:27 AM
Quote from: Cecil B. Dementedno one ever gives me a satisfying answer

True.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 01:04:30 AM
was Holes a good movie?

Quote from: God Damn Im Da Manim 21!!!
not quite yet fucko!
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on September 06, 2003, 01:06:54 AM
Quote from: Vodkayup it is.

does it look really stupid? if it does i dont really care...but hey its not shia. does that make you happier?

lol

i dont know who you are but your picture is making me very very happy
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: cine on September 06, 2003, 01:12:20 AM
Quote from: RegularKarate
Quote from: Cecil B. Dementedwhats wrong with the word "cunt?"
Go ask your mother

Ok, so I called and asked her. She said, "It's worse than 'bearded clam,' 'chuff box,' and 'ax wound' combined." And she hung up.

Only my mother...
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 02:42:18 AM
is tootie box okay thou?
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: cine on September 06, 2003, 02:48:52 AM
Oh yeah. That's better than cunt box any day.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: phil marlowe on September 06, 2003, 05:29:05 AM
Quote from: Cinephilecunt
i had a very strong fascination with that word a while back. i was writing it everywhere i was even known the c&C boards as the cunt of jennifer aniston. now i'll just call it a pussy.
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Post by: Vodka on September 06, 2003, 09:51:29 AM
P- you suck. if you dont like this post, why do you keep coming back to it?

hmm...and nice....nice nice nice use of  cunt...you sound very sophisticated and when you use such voulger language. i wish i were like you p.

no i am in no way connected to those other people...as much as this may shock you i have more of a life than that.

goddamnimtheman--i was refurring to an old post of mine when i said that you must be 30 years old. but i know youre not so sorry if you thought i was saying that again, that wasnt what i meant.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 11:58:21 AM
like a ice cold, freezer drawn bottle of Absolute sip....I am feeling a warm tingly feelin' come over me.
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Post by: cine on September 06, 2003, 12:01:34 PM
Really now, Vodka, everything you say now is just ridiculous. You're some 17 year old chick who wants to fight fight fight on this board for nothing. Everyone who's on this board talks about the CINEMA. So do yourself a favour and try talking about something else somewhere else. I'm not the first person to tell you this but maybe this time it'll clue into you. And there's no need for you to give me any disrespect; that's some damn good advice I'm giving you.
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Post by: ESnizzle on September 06, 2003, 02:01:07 PM
Vodka is nuttin but a skank with a nappy ass hairdo!
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 02:07:19 PM
yeah...cause it clearly states, in order to join xixax.com you must post in every other category.  Shit, someone needs to make out a list of rules that you sign yer life away to before joining here then,  

Cine...don't start, up until 2 weeks ago all you did was steal people's av's and post intellectual shit about someone like Fritz Lang.  Stay and mingle by all means, but don't ruin the show.  we slippin' cold vodka, passin' blunts..don't kill the buzz.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 06, 2003, 04:40:02 PM
Quote from: ESnizzleVodka is nuttin but a skank with a nappy ass hairdo!

I think she's pretty hot...But your one to talk about looks eh?
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix2.hotornot.com%2Fpics%2FHQ%2FHZ%2FHU%2FKL%2FGYBEH8RJPJUQ.jpg&hash=7cd16cb593b0255ff0851248417a343b6017b869)
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Post by: cine on September 06, 2003, 04:49:17 PM
I can't comment on that picture. I'm speechless about him wearing a 'Shitzu' hat.
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Post by: Pozer on September 06, 2003, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjjyeah...cause it clearly states, in order to join xixax.com you must post in every other category.  Shit, someone needs to make out a list of rules that you sign yer life away to before joining here then,  

Cine...don't start, up until 2 weeks ago all you did was steal people's av's and post intellectual shit about someone like Fritz Lang.  Stay and mingle by all means, but don't ruin the show.  we slippin' cold vodka, passin' blunts..don't kill the buzz.

you're an idiot. please leave with her.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: poser
Quote from: aclockworkjjyeah...cause it clearly states, in order to join xixax.com you must post in every other category.  Shit, someone needs to make out a list of rules that you sign yer life away to before joining here then,  

Cine...don't start, up until 2 weeks ago all you did was steal people's av's and post intellectual shit about someone like Fritz Lang.  Stay and mingle by all means, but don't ruin the show.  we slippin' cold vodka, passin' blunts..don't kill the buzz.

you're an idiot. please leave with her.
hey sweet film dork, we can discuss this in PM's if you like, but at least think of something more inventive if you are gonna post your shit here.  Lemme see yer invation to this gig...cause we are running a strict no poser party.

until then...
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=3425
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Post by: Pozer on September 06, 2003, 05:09:32 PM
A. Cinephile started in March
B. everything you post is ridiculous like that nappy ass cunt
C. you SLIP cold Vodka
D. you're an idiot

no need to get inventive
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 05:41:07 PM
*grabs vodka's hot ass and heads out*

poser I will give you a detailed description that you will end up bustin' yer nut too when I return.
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Post by: Pozer on September 06, 2003, 07:06:07 PM
see previous posts
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 06, 2003, 07:20:37 PM
What the hell is wrong with some of you people? This is a message board! Just because some people post in only one thread, or in a certain way ( Creaming pants) you guys get all upset, who gives a flying fuck! It's a message board, if you dont like the posts, or topics, move the fuck over to another topic. It's as easy as that!
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 07:23:01 PM
Quote from: posersee previous posts
we can start this faggot, but do it in pm's poser...don't waste the others sight with your retarded ways.  


btw...vodka...how ya feelin' all up on my lap?
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Post by: RegularKarate on September 06, 2003, 07:38:49 PM
I would hate to have to lock a great thread like this.

Seriously, God Damn I'm a Hippy is kinda right... less screamin' more creamin'
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Post by: Pozer on September 06, 2003, 07:51:14 PM
it's just all that chat room shit is really annoying. It feels like Teen Beat Chat or something. and you promoting it makes this site look like it's something it wasn't intended for.
But you're right, should just ignore the topic. made the mistake of wasting my time reading this garbage and felt the need to hate a little bit.
sometimes you just get so annoyed you haveta spread your feelings.
continue on with your silliness. I'm gonna go check out that horse face chick thread.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 06, 2003, 08:31:25 PM
Quote from: posershould just ignore the topic.
exactly my friend....it's just that simple.

Like I said...feel free to join in this fun, but don't ruin the party.  It's all in good fun, laughs and whatnots....there is everything going on in this woods...the stupid threads like this keep sum of us sane....join in, but don't hate.
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Post by: Vodka on September 07, 2003, 05:56:20 PM
hoy what an uproar i have caused...jj you rule for defending me!! and gddm too!  


lol this thread stopped being about shia so long ago....hahaha.
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 07, 2003, 06:08:53 PM
Quote from: Vodka..whether or not about cinema.....
give me time fella's, as I feel the "force" wit this one...vodka is cool trust me on this....I will work wit ya vodka.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 07, 2003, 09:32:30 PM
Quote from: Wow_youre_cool

I find his wit, personality, and his talent sexy. He looks sexy too.

.. :idea: i see now you are a teeny-bopper........



.....how did you like the film, how to deal
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Post by: Vodka on September 07, 2003, 10:05:09 PM
wow_youre_cool is no longer with us...thank god. she got banned for being annoying...and because some people work hard to get other people banned.

but whatever. she generally sucked at life which is a pet peeve of mine...

im crying because im going to miss her.
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Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 07, 2003, 10:25:11 PM
Quote from: Vodka

but whatever. she generally sucked at life which is a pet peeve of mine...


..LoL!!...
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Post by: ESnizzle on September 08, 2003, 03:26:09 AM
hey.....vodka is pretty hot.....needs to change the nappy-ass hair though......dumb twat.
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Post by: SoNowThen on September 08, 2003, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalones
Quote from: Vodkayup it is.

does it look really stupid? if it does i dont really care...but hey its not shia. does that make you happier?

lol

i dont know who you are but your picture is making me very very happy

Yes, I second that. That pic is hot. Thank God we have a confirmed (?) babe on this site.

Vodka = cute !!
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Post by: Vodka on September 08, 2003, 05:37:03 PM
thanks!!

dude i dont think my hair falls under the nappy catagory...but whatever. im not here to defend my looks.

for all you shia fans...theres an even stevens marathon coming up on disney.

HAHAHA just kidding you guys/gals...dont get your skivvies in a twist!
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Post by: ESnizzle on September 08, 2003, 06:56:22 PM
i was just joking.....you really are hot....i don't think there's anything wrong with your hair.
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Post by: Vodka on September 08, 2003, 06:58:17 PM
oh man....im sorry then for being an evil bitch. im not generally its just hard to detect sarcasm from rudness on these boards.

i must have seemed shallow...im sorry for being a bitch.
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Post by: ESnizzle on September 08, 2003, 08:55:06 PM
ehh, i wouldn't say you were being a bitch. it's all in good fun. let's leave it in the past and move forward with civilized and sane posts (especially from me)......but sorry for my shitty comments from before.
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Post by: Vodka on September 08, 2003, 09:09:00 PM
no prob...i dont hold grudges!
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Post by: aclockworkjj on September 08, 2003, 10:24:26 PM
you should see her little bunny....  :wink:

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.actioncraftinc.com%2Fbunny.gif&hash=2542f5f751e5b8278bdded1ac9af365caadea015)
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Post by: prophet on September 08, 2003, 10:59:15 PM
hes on TV and your all not.
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Post by: ESnizzle on September 09, 2003, 12:36:09 AM
Quoteno prob...i dont hold grudges!

:-D  that's admirable
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 09, 2003, 08:47:17 PM
Quote from: ESnizzleehh, i wouldn't say you were being a bitch. it's all in good fun. let's leave it in the past and move forward with civilized and sane posts (especially from me)......but sorry for my shitty comments from before.
Quote from: ESnizzle
Quote:-D  that's admirable

E-snizz your such a pussy...
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Post by: Ravi on September 09, 2003, 09:56:57 PM
I think its time Shia LeBoeuf got his own forum here.
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Post by: Vodka on September 22, 2003, 07:25:43 PM
lol....OMG YOU GUYS LOOK ITS SHIA!!!!!!!

haha im soooo sorry i had to do it.

xo
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Post by: MacGuffin on March 22, 2004, 12:46:11 AM
Shia LaBeouf to Play The Greatest Game
Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Shia LaBeouf (Holes) is in talks to star in The Greatest Game Ever Played, based on the true story of an amateur golfer who beat the most famous pro of the day at the 1913 U.S. Open.

The Disney film is based on Mark Frost's best-selling book "The Greatest Game Ever Played: Harry Vardon, Francis Ouimet and the Birth of Modern Golf." The studio is eyeing a summer shoot.

LaBeouf would play Ouimet, a 20-year-old golf amateur from Massachusetts who shocked the genteel golf world by defeating British champion Vardon, the inventor of what today is still considered the modern grip and swing.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on March 25, 2004, 01:27:20 PM
Sorry, I just can't picture him older than 15.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on January 22, 2005, 04:15:55 PM
You think I fogot about this fucko....

My goal is life is to meet the man and tell him that he must be stopped...then to jizzum in his face and run away like a girly fag.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Henry Hill on February 04, 2005, 02:49:04 PM
Shia LaBeouf, being the little queer that he is, needs to be tied up along with Frankie Muniz, Aaron Carter, and that kid from Punk'd and Andy Richters show.... I really hate that kid. Anyway, Lil'...I'm sorry...Bow Wow needs to seriously pop a cap in all their asses!  I would pay for this to happen.... :yabbse-grin:
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Post by: Stefen on February 05, 2005, 01:50:17 AM
I may have to join forces with GDIDM to stop Shia. Come on GDIDM, let's put  my superiorness aside for awhile and band together for one last cause. In the end, I will get the girl, on the rocks.
Title: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ravi on February 05, 2005, 05:32:04 PM
I will fight anyone to the death who dares to speak ill of the Shia.
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Post by: MacGuffin on March 13, 2006, 01:26:13 AM
Rear Window for today's audience:

LaBeouf destined for 'Disturbia'

Shia LaBeouf, who most recently starred in the golf drama "The Greatest Game Ever Played," has enrolled in the thriller "Disturbia."

LaBeouf will play a troubled high school senior who is sentenced to house arrest after an outburst of anger at school. While at home, he becomes convinced that his neighbor is a serial killer.

The DreamWorks project is scheduled to begin March 29. D.J. Caruso ("Two for the Money") will direct.

LaBeouf will appear in the upcoming "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints." He recently wrapped Emilio Estevez's Robert F. Kennedy drama "Bobby." His other credits include "Constantine" and "Holes."
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Post by: Weird. Oh on March 13, 2006, 09:59:48 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on March 13, 2006, 01:26:13 AM
Rear Window for today's audience:

LaBeouf destined for 'Disturbia'

Shia LaBeouf, who most recently starred in the golf drama "The Greatest Game Ever Played," has enrolled in the thriller "Disturbia."

LaBeouf will play a troubled high school senior who is sentenced to house arrest after an outburst of anger at school. While at home, he becomes convinced that his neighbor is a serial killer.

The DreamWorks project is scheduled to begin March 29. D.J. Caruso ("Two for the Money") will direct.

LaBeouf will appear in the upcoming "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints." He recently wrapped Emilio Estevez's Robert F. Kennedy drama "Bobby." His other credits include "Constantine" and "Holes."

Worldwide box office revenue down 9 pct in '05

By Gina Keating1 hour, 25 minutes ago

Worldwide box office revenues fell by 9 percent in 2005 but the industry expects better results this year, Motion Picture Association of America Chief Executive Dan Glickman said on Monday.

A bumper crop of sequels to past blockbusters and animated films hit screens this year in a good sign for ticket sales, Glickman told the ShoWest conference for movie theaters.

Most of the drop in international box office last year came in key markets such as Germany, Japan, Spain, France and Italy. Only four films grossed more than $300 million outside the United States, compared with seven the year before, he said.

Forecasts are for the international box office to grow by 12 percent over the next five years, mainly as a result of markets such as Russia, Brazil, China and Vietnam, he said.

"The simple fact is that the international market is where the action is," Glickman said.

Taking a longer view, he pointed out that last year's box office decline came on the heels of a 24 percent increase in ticket sales the year before, and growth of more than 50 percent in the past decade.

Studios increasingly are debuting movies on the same day around the world not only to combat piracy "but because of a growing recognition that turning a premiere into a worldwide event builds excitement and drives traffic everywhere," he said.

Studios are also looking to use local talent in international markets to build their audiences in foreign countries, Glickman said.

Piracy remains an issue of immediate concern especially in China and Russia, where most good quality pirated copies of films originate and make their way around the world.

The MPAA was concerned about efforts in some European countries to decriminalize the illegal downloading of films.

Glickman called on theater owners to tap local governments for support in enforcing laws against camcording, which he said accounts for 90 percent of illegal copying of new releases.

"For all our efforts to combat it, we have yet to come up with a foolproof solution to the problem," Glickman said.

He announced that MPAA and National Association of Theater Owners launched on Monday a Web site to teach theater employees how to spot camcording pirates.

After his speech Glickman told Reuters that the 2006 box office should be buoyed by "tent pole" films such as "Mission: Impossible III," "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" and the dozen or so animated films such as Pixar Animation Studios Inc's "Cars," which is set to show here on Tuesday.

But of course the decling revenue is due to piracy ;)
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Post by: squints on September 25, 2007, 06:33:17 PM
From theOnion.com

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff149%2Fsquints06%2Flebeouf2.jpg&hash=afbc9055c735ab92d0cbe4b1cb45ad19c0c7f55e)
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Post by: MacGuffin on November 05, 2007, 10:09:07 AM
Shia LaBeouf Arrested in Chicago

Shia LaBeouf was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing after the "Transformers" star refused to leave a Chicago drugstore.

A security guard told LaBeouf that he needed to leave the Walgreens store because he appeared to be drunk, police said Sunday.

When LaBeouf, 21, refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police at about 2:30 a.m., according to police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak.

After he was arrested, police noted that LaBeouf was "very courteous and polite," Kubiak said. Police said he posted bond before 7 a.m., but Kubiak didn't know the amount.

LaBeouf, of Glendale, Calif., is scheduled to appear in Cook County court on Nov. 28.

Police didn't administer a sobriety test because LaBeouf was not driving a vehicle, Kubiak said.

Publicists for LaBeouf didn't immediately return calls for comment.

The actor co-stars with Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," due in theaters next year.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pubrick on November 05, 2007, 10:22:15 AM
Quote from: MacGuffin on November 05, 2007, 10:09:07 AM
police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy154%2Fpubrick%2F345355.jpg&hash=df059d1d1feaf1e138551785ab046c5976808cf1)

mad props for whoever gets this.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: grand theft sparrow on November 05, 2007, 10:30:37 AM
eat now?

Christ, I'm fucking old.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Stefen on November 05, 2007, 01:36:45 PM
I made a Can't Lose reference like three years ago and nobody got it. I ain't digging it up.

Why the fuck was he arrested if he wasn't driving and wasn't being beligerent? If you can't be drunk in a drug store, where can you be drunk?! He's not driving or acting a fool, he was just hanging out in a drug store being drunk. Who hasn't done that? Worst arrest ever. You should be allowed to be drunk anywhere they sell shit that will get you drunk. That's the rule. It's not like it's a drive through drug store. "Gimme some ribbed trojans and a six pack of molson ice please" Fuck outta here with your shoddy arrests Chicago PD!
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: modage on November 05, 2007, 08:31:16 PM
yeah i get it too.  PLCL.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: matt35mm on November 05, 2007, 09:03:12 PM
I looked it up on the internet and then found the reference.  Half-props?  Quarter-props?  ... prop-crumbs?
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Post by: MacGuffin on July 18, 2008, 03:32:35 PM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogsmithmedia.com%2Fwww.cinematical.com%2Fmedia%2F2008%2F07%2Fenoughlabeouf.jpg&hash=b91ef9aac6edbf69ac82153f7967d3b368c73eb0)
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 01, 2008, 09:17:27 AM
Shia needs to stick his face in a blender. He's worthless.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Stefen on August 01, 2008, 09:37:23 AM
This still remains one of my favorite threads on the site.  :bravo:

Did we ever find out who that ho, Vodka was?
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on August 01, 2008, 10:07:56 AM
I was looking back on the entire thread today, and couldn't agree more. Crazy to see how we were attacked by angry Shia La Beouf fans,

and how we overcame,

by having a Stefen ram into Shia's truck almost killing him.
:bravo:
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on May 18, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
Shia wants to fuck his mom... :doh:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/shia-labeouf-loves-his-naked-hippie-mom (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/shia-labeouf-loves-his-naked-hippie-mom)
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Post by: modage on May 18, 2009, 01:42:39 PM
it's true!  he MUST be stopped.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Fernando on May 18, 2009, 05:03:07 PM
haha, he would feel like home in that incest controversy thread we (some of you actually) had years ago in idle chatter
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: pete on May 18, 2009, 05:05:18 PM
Quote from: squints on September 25, 2007, 06:33:17 PM
From theOnion.com

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff149%2Fsquints06%2Flebeouf2.jpg&hash=afbc9055c735ab92d0cbe4b1cb45ad19c0c7f55e)


so appropriate now!
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Post by: Stefen on May 18, 2009, 09:25:58 PM
haha
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: cinemanarchist on May 18, 2009, 10:22:38 PM
He's a music video director now too. New video for his bestest pal, Cage.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/cage-rap/381495/i-never-knew-you.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/videos/cage-rap/381495/i-never-knew-you.jhtml)
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Post by: Neil on May 18, 2009, 11:03:29 PM
I'm interested in Depart from me, for sure.

does this make me a bad person?
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Post by: cinemanarchist on May 19, 2009, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 11:03:29 PM
I'm interested in Depart from me, for sure.

does this make me a bad person?


Not at all. I really like Cage and while this new EP of his is emo as fuck, it's still catchy and I still love his voice (does that make me gay?) I think the fact that one of the guys from Hatebreed is producing most of it is more troubling than Shia's involvement.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: SiliasRuby on May 19, 2009, 11:58:36 AM
Nothing makes you anything. You choose or you were engineered at birth with either becoming a bad or gay person
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on May 19, 2009, 12:26:28 PM
You fucks are losing track of what's important...

This fucko needs to be stopped.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Stefen on June 17, 2009, 09:15:02 AM
I'll be honest -- I held out hope for this kid. I thought he had charisma by the oodles. I really felt that if he played his cards right he could have a Jason Schwartzman type career where he works with a lot of really great filmmakers in niche type films.

I was wrong. You guys should have stopped him.
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Post by: tpfkabi on June 17, 2009, 11:24:45 AM
i must have missed this thread, but i just read through it.
still not sure if it was a hoax or not.

i watched Even Stevens back when it came on. Shia was the cover story of Parade this week. i think he came from obscurity right to Even Stevens and i thought he was pretty funny on that show.

ironically i remember this one episode where they parodied Indiana Jones except he's trying to get some big sausage (quote that how you like).
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Post by: MacGuffin on September 01, 2011, 04:59:34 PM
So, Shia LaBeouf & Marilyn Manson Collaborated On A Book & Short Film Titled 'Born Villain'
Source: Playlist

When Shia LaBeouf isn't dodging Transformers, he's likes to exercise his artistic muse. Earlier this year, he directed a video for Kid Cudi and as he gears up to team with Robert Redford in "The Company You Keep," the young actor has taken another surprising detour, collaborating with former shock-rocker Marilyn Manson on a forthcoming book and short film entitled "Born Villain." Huh. The project will feature a book of photographs taken by LaBeouf and his girlfriend Karolyn Pho, accompanied by a short film starring Manson and directed by the LaBeouf. Any more details seem to be held up pretty tight, but here's LaBeouf's statement about the project:

Locals Rule. I think. Odd, living in L.A all my life and taking for granted my environment, my city. But one night, just a few months ago, I bumped into Marilyn Manson at one of my locals and together we crawled the city a bit; where he lived, where I lived, where we ate and drank and where we have been entertained. We traveled the roads to those places on streets that had become too familiar. And then I reflected back on that brief journey and traced that trip (with photographs). I connected buildings and streets, freeways, storefronts and trees with a BORN VILLAIN at my side. Here it is but with a little mood music to set my mood.

So essentially, it's a project that is comprised of photographs LaBeouf and co. took while trying to recall a hazy, drunken night stumbling around Los Angeles. Don't they already have Tumblr pages devoted to that? Anyway, if you really want to know what he created you're gonna have to put up $75 to find out. Art isn't cheap folks. Anyway, "Born Villain" premieres tomorrow night at Space 15 Twenty in Los Angeles and if you really want to go, you're gonna have a buy a book to get guaranteed entry. One word of advice though. You may not want to sit near LaBeouf. Word has it hasn't been able to handle his alcohol lately.


(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.blogs.indiewire.com%2Fimages%2Fblogs%2Ftheplaylist%2Farchives%2Fborn_villain_splash.jpg&hash=fce4c9a04718110c04481150cc8acfa71b7b0e0e)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR9WPyUuG1s

Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: polkablues on September 01, 2011, 06:25:31 PM
Nothing surprises me anymore.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on September 01, 2011, 06:35:37 PM
I would like to reiterate the sentiment expressed in this thread's title.
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Ghostboy on September 01, 2011, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on September 01, 2011, 04:59:34 PM

Locals Rule. I think. Odd, living in L.A all my life and taking for granted my environment, my city. But one night, just a few months ago, I bumped into Marilyn Manson at one of my locals and together we crawled the city a bit; where he lived, where I lived, where we ate and drank and where we have been entertained. We traveled the roads to those places on streets that had become too familiar. And then I reflected back on that brief journey and traced that trip (with photographs). I connected buildings and streets, freeways, storefronts and trees with a BORN VILLAIN at my side. Here it is but with a little mood music to set my mood.


If you imagine Shia reading the above out loud, it's hilarious.

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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on October 19, 2011, 10:14:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dff_KSFPLBs

it's finally happened. The fucko has been stopped.
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Post by: Reel on October 19, 2011, 01:15:48 PM
We have a lot thank that bearded guy for, he stopped Shia! Then the guy in the flannel punkin' him out " you better lay low, "  My thoughts exactly.




Hey, GDIDM! stick around...
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Post by: MacGuffin on August 15, 2012, 02:44:27 PM
Shia LaBeouf Regrets Spielberg Dig; Slams Studio System: 'They Stick a Finger Up Your A--'
In a no-holds-barred interview wih THR, the Transformers star swears off big-budget studio filmmaking.
Source: THR

This story first appeared in the August 24 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine.

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf isn't just walking away from the Hollywood studio system that raised him -- he's bolting. "I'm done," says the 26-year-old actor, who is devoting his career to indie film and soon starts shooting Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac. "There's no room for being a visionary in the studio system. It literally cannot exist," he says. "You give Terrence Malick a movie like Transformers, and he's f--ed. There's no way for him to exist in that world."

Refreshingly candid and abundantly energetic, LaBeouf was a driving force in getting Lawless made. The indie film opens in the U.S. over Labor Day weekend, just as LaBeouf goes to the Venice Film Festival for the world premiere of The Company You Keep, directed by Robert Redford. Company and LaBeouf's The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman, now in postproduction, were financed by L.A.-based Voltage Pictures. "These dudes are a miracle," he says. "They give you the money, and they trust you -- [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months."

LaBeouf's trip to Cannes in May for Lawless was a symbolic turning point, marking his transformation from blockbuster poster boy to indie star. It also was poignant. He'd been to the festival twice before, for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, neither of which went over well. The actor "deeply regrets" his negative comments about Indiana Jones, revealing they ruptured his relationship with Steven Spielberg. "He told me there's a time to be a human being and have an opinion, and there's a time to sell cars," he recalls. "It brought me freedom, but it also killed my spirits because this was a dude I looked up to like a sensei." This time, Cannes was a different experience. Says LaBeouf: "I fought for Lawless. I didn't jump onto anyone else's coattail and ride their wave."

LaBeouf starts shooting Nymphomaniac after Venice. Von Trier intends to release two cuts, one much more sexually explicit. As to why LaBeouf took the job: "Because he's dangerous. He scares me. And I'm only going to work now when I'm terrified." 
Title: Re: Shia La Beouf must be stopped!
Post by: Pwaybloe on August 15, 2012, 03:20:19 PM
He seems to forget where he comes from.  Where would he be today (financially and professionally) without the Hollywood system?

However, it is fun to watch someone who is not politically motivated.  That's admirable. 
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Post by: InTylerWeTrust on August 15, 2012, 03:51:35 PM
 :bravo:  Good for him....  Hopefully he can finally showcase some good acting skills.
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Post by: Reel on August 15, 2012, 11:18:29 PM
bold move for a cajillionaire
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on March 18, 2014, 06:01:25 PM
Mostly cited from The Huffington Post article http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/21/shia-labeouf_n_4612654.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/21/shia-labeouf_n_4612654.html)


Shia LaBeouf is "not famous anymore," but he was once. Recently, he's been especially not famous for meta-plagiarism, skywriting and head-butting. But if a lot of this recent behavior seems offensive and erratic, maybe you just don't understand performance art.

As commenter Lili once said on Yahoo! Answers: "Being inspired by someone else's idea to produce something new and different IS creative work." Now, in defense of artistic freedom and copying everyone, we present you with this definitive guide to the elaborately creative decline of the man we once fondly knew as Louis Stevens.

June 11, 1986 at 10:43 A.M. (approximate) - A baby is born and his parents name him from the Hebrew "shai Yah," literally meaning "gift of God."

June 11, 1986 at 10:47 A.M. (approximate) - The baby begins acting almost immediately after emerging from the womb.

1999 - 2003 - Young Shia is cast as Louis in "Even Stevens," a show about the misadventures of the Stevens family, which mostly involves Louis poking Christy Carlson Romano (Ren Stevens) and just so happens to include a song about lying performance art.

June 3rd, 2003 - GodDamnDaMan declares war on Shia by creating a thread on xixax. This thread would snowball into a series of incidents that would later cause the downfall of the young actress...

2007 - "Disturbia" director D.J. Caruso looks into Shia's eyes, "[sees] an old soul" who has "the potential to be the next Tom Hanks" and casts him as an angst-ridden young teenager named Kale, whose romantic intuition is mostly limited to smelling hair.

2007 - 2011 - The next Tom Hanks stars in the "Transformers" trilogy and hooks up with Megan Fox, despite her being in a serious relationship with eventual husband Brian Austin Green. Shia later explains the affair to Details: "'I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know ... '" -- repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right.

Nov. 4, 2007 - Shia is arrested when he refuses to leave a Walgreens while intoxicated.

July 27, 2008 - After he "kept doing shots of whiskey," Shia finds himself in a major car accident, crushing his hand in the process. He is almost immediately placed under arrest for a DUI, even though he really doesn't think anything was his fault. As he later tells GQ:

"I'm so angry. Because this accident was not caused by me. I got hit. I had a green. This f--ker ran a red light. And he flipped my truck, and he shoveled it on my hand. And my fingers are in the street... they're off, they're under the truck door, man. This is fake, dude," he says, lifting his newly reconstructed hand. "This is hip bone and the skin that was left over..."
Aug. 2011 - Shia trashes essentially all of his previous work except "Even Stevens," telling the Los Angeles Times that his work with Steven Spielberg is "sort of all in the same vein" and that he "doesn't want to be there forever."

Oct. 18, 2011 - While shooting "The Company You Keep," Shia gets into a bar brawl in Vancouver during which he is pummeled by a "shirtless, hairy-bellied" man, as you can watch in TMZ's video of the incident here.

April 20, 2012 - Announcing himself as a comic book artist at the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo, Shia compares comic book art to "singing in the shower."

Dec. 16, 2013 - Shia faces accusations for blatantly plagiarizing Daniel Clowes' 2007 comic book "Justin M. Damiano" in his film "HowardCantour.com."

Dec. 17, 2013 - Shia apologizes by plagiarizing a series of apologies, including the aforementioned random person on Yahoo! Answers.

Jan. 2, 2014 - Shia apologizes by hiring a skywriter in Los Angeles, despite the fact that Clowes resides in the Bay Area.

Jan. 8, 2014 - Shia receives a cease and desist letter from Daniel Clowes' lawyer and responds by tweeting the entire thing and then making it his header photo.

Jan. 10, 2014 - Shia retires from all public life.

Jan. 11, 2014 - Shia spends $25,000 to skywrite "STOP CREATING."

Jan. 13, 2014 - Shia decides he is not famous.

Jan. 17, 2014 - Shia makes himself much more famous, by head-butting a stranger at a South London pub.

Jan. 20, 2014 - Shia decides he's back to being not famous.

Feb. 11, 2014 - Shia puts on an art show where he shows his actual talent...crying.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on June 28, 2014, 04:19:34 PM
Exclusive video: Shia chased bum for his food before meltdown

http://pagesix.com/2014/06/27/shia-labeouf-released-after-arrest/?_ga=1.112275714.725033364.1403866536

Troublemaking actor Shia LaBeouf chased after a homeless man — demanding he hand over a McDonald's bag in Times Square — a few hours before he went berserk at the Broadway musical "Cabaret," new video footage reveals.

"He really wanted whatever was in that bag. He had so much focus ... If there were French fries in the bag, maybe he really wanted to eat them, " a witness said.

He added, "He was dodging people and yelling, 'Yo, come on!' ... He was on a mission. It was so bizarre."

LaBeouf's fry-tening public food grab was just a prelude to a far weirder meltdown to come.

Within a half-hour, witnesses alleged, the actor was smoking a joint and slapping star Alan Cumming on the bottom from his aisle seat at the Studio 54 theater.

"When the Kit Kat girls came out, Shia was cat-calling — he was vocal,"  a source told The Post.

"During the first act, Alan walks through the house [audience]" as the show's kinky, bisexual emcee, the source said.

"He walked directly past Shia, and Shia slapped Alan on the ass. Alan was in character and was very professional. He knew not to engage, and he carried on walking."

"Shia was being lewd, grunting and yelling in a lascivious way, 'Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah,'" said another witness. "It was really odd and creepy."

Then, as co-star Michelle Williams sang her first-act solo, "I Don't Care Much," bottles and furniture began crashing.

"He fell out of his chair, and sent a few other chairs crashing to the ground during Michelle's solo," a witness said.
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Post by: Reel on June 28, 2014, 04:31:55 PM
This kid rules


edit: fast food bags are common for selling drugs in
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Fernando on June 28, 2014, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: GodDamnImDaMan on June 10, 2003, 05:15:01 PM
This ugly! Fro haired Labeouf mother phucker, is one ugly guy! And he needs to stop appear on my television and movie screen.

Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on June 28, 2014, 04:19:34 PM
Exclusive video: Shia chased bum for his food before meltdown


hey GDIDM, Shia no more needs anyone to stop him, as he is granting your wish all by himself.  :)

seriously, this guy is off the rails, it wouldn't surprise me if he suddenly appears od'd somewhere...
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on July 02, 2014, 07:56:05 PM
In case anyone cares, he's apparently in treatment, reluctantly, for alcoholism.

http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/report-shia-labeouf-checked-into-rehab.html
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: 03 on July 23, 2014, 01:16:13 PM
SHIT THE BEEF FOR LIFE
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: ono on November 10, 2015, 07:05:57 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2015/11/10/shia-leboeuf-watching-movies-in-reverse-order-live-in-nyc/75514342/
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Post by: Drenk on November 12, 2015, 04:31:01 AM
He must be stopped. Indeed.

But it's kind of fun to check that live seed after two days. It's still going on.
Oh, and I love how people are going to that theater just to show their faces.
And the light of the screen.

Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Garam on November 12, 2015, 05:43:09 PM
I'm watching now and I'd say he's about 45 minutes away from pulling a Budd Dwyer.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Gold Trumpet on November 12, 2015, 07:54:02 PM
When Joaquin Phoenix went weird for a while and disappeared, he reemerged as the best working actor. Doubt Shia LaBeouf would have same luck if he ever came back.
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Post by: Reel on November 13, 2015, 10:46:12 AM
Quote from: Drenk on November 12, 2015, 04:31:01 AM
But it's kind of fun to check that live seed after two days. It's still going on.
Oh, and I love how people are going to that theater just to show their faces.
And the light of the screen.

It's such a brainless, immature, and narcissistic concept for a piece of 'performance art',  but I will admit that I went to the feed and stayed there for a good ten minutes. I liked just being able to see someone watching a screen in that state of suspended animation we're all in at the movies. It's interesting to see how effortlessly your eyes dart around with practically no movement anywhere else in the body. It kind of put into perspective how much of a 'drug' the screen really is, and the hours we'll spend behind one just to get the little hit that real life can't offer us. And I never considered how little you actually look at someone else while they're watching something, how uncomfortable would that be? You occasionally glance over to see if they got the joke or are still paying attention, but it'd be unfathomable to just stare at them like you're doing here. Like most things, I'm not really sure what Shia's intention was with this, but I'll credit him with opening my eyes slightly on how the moviegoing experience looks from the outside. It also doesn't hurt that I'm constantly in search of scenes that take place in a movie theater for research on my own film, and this definitely struck a cord on what it really feels like to be there, especially with how projected light paints the scene. I look forward to someone's compilation of the best parts in this, ( ten minutes or less, please! )
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on February 29, 2016, 08:08:47 PM
DA BEEF IS FOR LIFE!
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: BB on January 21, 2017, 12:55:18 AM
Watching He Will Not Divide Us. Group of five demonstrators in their early-20s. A moment after I tuned in one of them, a young woman, stops chanting and looks at her phone, looks up and says "How long do you guys want to stay here?" Another stops. "Yeah, let's go." These two hug, then the first young woman awkwardly hugs a third young woman. The third young woman says "It was nice meeting you."

A few minutes later they were listening to Beyoncé and a guy in a monkey onesie was dancing in the background and nobody was saying "He will not divide us."
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: jenkins on January 21, 2017, 12:00:24 PM
it's amazing to me. i adore it. etc.

i discovered it last night around 1am here, so 4am nyc, and i didn't know it was a live stream or anything, i just went there and it was a blank screen, then there was a [long interesting story], which somehow felt fully orchestrated.

currently there's been a woman loudly chanting He Will Not Divide Us for several hours. sometimes her chanting voice becomes strained, but she always snaps it back into action. the crowd size shifts. it's currently semi-massive.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: BB on January 21, 2017, 10:56:56 PM
Past five minutes it's been a series of teenagers taking pictures of the camera, which looks like they're taking pictures of me.
Guy in the background eating a muffin. No one saying "He will not divide us."
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: BB on January 21, 2017, 10:57:49 PM
Labeouf himself just made an appearance.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: jenkins on January 22, 2017, 02:29:21 PM
to rewind some previously expressed particulars: to me it's Humans of New York live on the internet, it's people-watching from the computer (which i always wanted), and on top of that there's a message

Shia Labeouf has again and again and again made appearances today and yesterday. he's getting things going. i think he's doing a fabulous job. he's laying the template. he's showing how to keep the chant going. Drenk has called the chant "unnerving." that's true. but on top of that it wants to be unending. 4 years. 8 years if they gotta. hating Shia is legit but he's expressing the fight my friends.

in this instance, which occurred while i was typing this post, a man was saying into the camera "We want to ensure the existence of the white race..." and Shia came and screamed into his face He Will Not Divide Us:

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCSgTcOP.png&hash=f04f7b54f0f67ea37864cdf2061184f870f9d88f)

as far as i can tell they may have been friendly and that was maybe a demonstrative event. but also after that, once the group had dispersed, a lone teenager reflected upon the human nature of emotions, ending of course with He Will Not Divide Us. it's a camera in public, i simply adore what it causes people to do.

mainly teenagers are in front of the camera. it's a new thing, it's the weekend, bam. while watching this i realize many of the qualities i think of as common human qualities are common human qualities. it's just human to flip your shit when you see a dog or baby. that's just how it is. maybe because of God, maybe just because of dogs and babies. it is real.

sometimes teenagers are huddled in groups doing no particular thing but waiting for something to happen. there's a "tension" and/or a "vibe" in the atmosphere around the camera. it's sometimes noted upon by a camera person. i adore what can sometimes happen. one person will come to the camera and say He Will Not Divide Us. then another will. then another will. it happens again and again and it's fucking beautiful. here's a semi-famous music festival example of this nature phenomenon, which is related to the herd mentality, but it's a beautiful expression of it:



people like coming together, and i like when they do it to dance, and/or to chant He Will Not Divide Us. oh there's been dancing. clapping and dancing and singing. what happens is once the chanting has been going on for a while, the rhythm of the chant will be modified to help everyone enjoy themselves more. a person will break out into a solo singing moment (always meant with tremendous enthusiasm by the onlookers). a circle will be made (sometimes hands are held, for example when the cops arrive at night owing to noise violations [it's the city, across the street from the museum are apartments, sadface]) and a person will perform in the center. the circle always collapse inward and people end of together in a group which scatters based on certain factors.

there have been about four recurring citizens who have played major roles, two of them teenagers. while typing this post a new dance party occurred, led by one of them. Shia is gone now. things are going fine, except after the dance party the lead teenager said "my voice is getting tired" while shuffling about, no one saying He Will Not Divide Us right then.

another common characteristic is the person of any age who stands in front of the camera looking at their phone, then the person tends to approach the camera either to give a shout out to a friend or family member, say He Will Not Divide Us, or take a photo of them in front of the camera on the wall. sometimes people advertise this or that. there was the man with the fundraising sign related to the death of his wife in Central Park and his desire to buy her a bench for dedication.

the timegap between reality and the camera is 30 seconds, which some people demonstrated last night. i've heard on the first day the highest viewing count was 500k, and now it fluctuates around 1.5k viewers. of course i heard it's popular in Moscow.

everyone was quiet at the end of me tying this post, except then Shia returned to begin chanting He Will Not Divide Us, now they're clapping and there's a semi-massive group assembled, i believe someone might be holding the Swedish flag in the background

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzYk6lK4.png&hash=d59885359a29ff4f7223174f189a2b6881e83258)
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Post by: Robyn on January 23, 2017, 09:16:55 AM
the same two people has been there for hours now. one of them looking like shia himself and another one who probably think he is. I've missed a few hours because I was watching prison break, so can someone please fill me in on what I missed? I think he made a move on her before but i'm not sure. will this be on netflix?

edit: lol, the real shia just showed up. the fake shia missed his chance, the poor lad...
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: BB on January 23, 2017, 11:14:50 PM
Don't get me wrong; I think this is beautiful.

A black man is now debating white nationalism with a group of early-20s red pill dudes and they're standing in the rain.
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Post by: Fuzzy Dunlop on January 26, 2017, 01:04:38 PM
Damn, looks like my man Shia got arrested this morning...

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/26/entertainment/shia-labeouf-arrested-trump-rally/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/26/entertainment/shia-labeouf-arrested-trump-rally/index.html)
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: RegularKarate on January 26, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
QuoteThe arrest itself appeared to be caught on the live-stream.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Robyn on January 27, 2017, 01:54:23 PM
Quote from: GodDamnImDaMan on February 29, 2016, 08:08:47 PM
DA BEEF IS FOR LIFE!
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Robyn on January 27, 2017, 01:58:10 PM
LIVE PROOF HERE



Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Reel on January 31, 2017, 10:45:02 PM
I get an immense amount of pleasure from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfvqKP5ajFc
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Reel on February 02, 2017, 11:01:10 AM
I was first introduced to this stream through Jenkins big post about it, watched the video of him screaming in that guys ear and thought his antics were getting out of hand. In fact, I think the entire idea behind repeating that mantra is very stupid and accomplishes nothing. The concept is great, though. To have a public outlet for people to speak their minds and come together when they otherwise wouldn't. There must have been experiments like this before, but not on such a scale. When I first heard the stream would be up for 4 years, I assumed Shia was literally going to be there all the time, just like he sat through every one of his movies. "So he's trying to be David Blaine now?" I thought. It's a huge relief that is not the case. The camera will be live for 4 years and you're welcome to say "He will not divide us" as long as you wish, and smart people have used that as a loophole to turn it into a forum for their own discussions, self promotion, and general tom foolery. That is the crux of where this project becomes very meaningful to me. We're spending way too much time debating these issues over the internet. Everyone in our generation ( Millenials and a few X'ers here) has to admit that the internet has fundamentally changed how our lives are socially constructed. Largely in positive ways, but the biggest drawback is the lack of human interaction it fosters. This creates an opportunity for everyday people to hash these things out in public with nowhere to hide, which we seem to be so desperately in need of right now. Real discussion and debate with Real people in Real time. In that sense, I'm once again in awe of Shia's ingenuity. His last installation also rubbed me the wrong way first, but had an unexpected effect, as you can read here (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=2045.msg342124#msg342124)
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 02, 2017, 11:13:47 AM
Great points. And honestly, now, it's hard for me to understand why I ever hated Shia LaBeouf. Seeing him in Nymphomaniac and the Sia video was like a one-two punch that redeemed him for me. And now his other ambitions seem less trite. I might even have to revisit the Sigur Ros video. Certainly hasn't been a more interesting Disney Star.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: jenkins on February 19, 2017, 11:30:19 PM
QuoteOn February 10, 2017, the Museum of the Moving Image abandoned the project.

On February 18, 2017, the project relocated to a wall outside the El Rey Theater, Albuquerque.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLep2LMh.png&hash=0ef7c722d0e39e8cbbe946ef458e75fc28d1a782)

i'm over it in terms of being that excited anymore. which i don't know how long my four years of commitment to this would have lasted anyway. i'll be curious to see if sometimes like maybe after big bad days if there is still some kind of feeling possible from this thing.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: jenkins on February 21, 2017, 03:07:54 PM
since it had been gone for a while i underestimated how often i'd check it still. it's still a live camera on a sidewalk. i still like to click it when i'm on the internet.

mostly i hear what's going on live, then i scroll through the past to get the gist of things.

what happened was some bratty boy, thinking he was being badass and knowing he was being annoying, with a bandana on his face's bottom he spray painted the camera dome. then later some kind older guy came along to clean it up, and actually he was doing like a perfect job until somehow a fogginess started appearing, i think someone later explained why, but anyway then the dome was foggy. sometimes the people who knew it was foggy had to tell people who approached about that, you know, they'd mention "no one can see you." now just recently someone came along to put on a replacement dome. the person said Shia had a company ready to do this for the next four years, "or until he leaves office," and they expected to have to do this more.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FyxfcNmJ.png&hash=e04499df96b1235975fd3bbcd740c43740d20a39)

just this drama thing. in terms of fucking up the operation, that's the first time someone has come along to spray paint the dome, but now removing the dome is also on everyone's mind.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on June 08, 2017, 07:21:00 PM
He's still a dick tho.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Kal on June 08, 2017, 11:38:57 PM
Quote from: GodDamnImDaMan on June 08, 2017, 07:21:00 PM
He's still a dick tho.

You're alive!
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on September 06, 2017, 07:41:21 PM
Meh. If you call being 35 years old "alive"
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: ono on October 04, 2019, 10:00:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

5 years old, but new to me.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 16, 2019, 03:57:47 PM
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1195108166922457088
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf must be stopped!
Post by: Drenk on November 16, 2019, 04:12:22 PM
That's glorious. I want to write scenes like that.