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Title: Neil Breen
Post by: wilder on January 28, 2014, 04:38:42 PM
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A small boy discovers a mystical power as a child. He is then separated from his childhood girlfriend. He grows up to be a computer scientist who is hacking into the most secret national and international secrets, as well as being an acclaimed novel writer. His childhood 'finding' gives him amazing paranormal powers. He is reunited with the childhood girlfriend, mystically, on his hospital deathbed... as his relationship with his current drug addict girlfriend is deteriorating. The passions build between the threesome. Mystical, psychiatric and worldly forces rise to prevent him from revealing the hacked secrets. He attempts to reveal all in a Washington DC large press conference, with 'fateful' and dangerous consequences.

Written and Directed by Neil Breen
Release Date - TBD

Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 28, 2014, 06:01:34 PM
Neil Breen as Rob Huebel as Tommy Wiseau in Fateful Findings.
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: jenkins on January 28, 2014, 06:27:37 PM
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Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: wilder on January 28, 2014, 06:52:37 PM
Self-financed passion project from Las-Vegas-Real-Estate-Agent Neil Breen. LOOKOUT MEGAN ELLISON

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Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Lottery on January 28, 2014, 06:59:01 PM
This is fucking awesome.


This is like The Dead Zone but way cooler.
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: N on January 29, 2014, 03:22:57 AM
"I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate secrets."

There should be a broken English Oscar.
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Pwaybloe on January 29, 2014, 07:34:37 AM
"No more books!"
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Just Withnail on January 29, 2014, 09:47:07 AM
Awful Everythings


or maybe


Awesome Everythings


i can't decide
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: jenkins on January 29, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
which secret does he find? so mysterious
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Axolotl on January 29, 2014, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: jenkins<3 on January 29, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
which secret does he find? so mysterious
The most secret ones. No one cares about moderately secret secrets.

I think I'm going to find it way less entertaining than The Room because this guy seems like he's trying to be terrible.
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: jenkins on January 29, 2014, 03:10:55 PM
real (estate) secrets of the usa, known only to the hottest the biggest most talented most huge-big daddy of the coin castle casino kingdom, head east on the 10 to the 15 and ramp off your mind ramp through your body and soul and air float toward my crystal secret heart chamber, because i've got hacker access to the riches my dears, yes i do, i've the 4digit code to your infinitydigit soul, this is a secret they don't want you to hear, but i'll force away the hands that cover your ears, by using butterfly kisses of domination, for i know the code to kisses among the leaders, i'll share all this and all more a lot, ~much
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Pedro on May 14, 2016, 05:31:44 AM
This ended up on YouTube.  It's also on Amazon Prime.

It's great!

Although this likely stems from its relative freshness, I think it is more entertaining than The Room.  They share a completely tone deaf sensibility, but the plot of Fateful Findings keeps the film moving forward in a way that Wiseau's domestic drama could not.

Breen is just as self-centered and sex-obsessed as Wiseau, but it's hard to believe that he would ever consider himself a serious actor.  It's hard to explain horrible movies in this way, but please consider spending 100 minutes with this trainwreck. 
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on May 14, 2016, 03:42:50 PM
I haven't seen this yet, but the Flop House has a good episode on it:

http://www.flophousepodcast.com/2015/09/episode-187-fateful-findings/


Also, Pass Thru:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwKPErsSt8
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Lottery on July 24, 2018, 05:34:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2BfsbZOuTI
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on July 24, 2018, 05:52:45 PM
Let this be the beginning of a Neil Breen megathread.

And good lord, Twisted Pair looks weird. Potentially low-energy, though.
Title: Re: Neil Breen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on September 28, 2020, 02:16:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qGmuVR7x0Q

Twisted Pair is now purchasable on YouTube.

Also this is a more high-res trailer.