Confirmed PDL DVD Info

[sphinx]

all i have to say is this

That was sad, what just happened.

and

a bomb of the fish's own design

will jones blow the other sucka away with a blinding flash of identity; never to return forever

or will he sit and tick quietly

tickticktickticktick

[Girlonthemoon]

Is the devil in you Miss Jones? lol!

[oakmanc234]

I dunno why but that DVD cover back there of Sandler's head reminded me of a Kubrick piece of art, like what it could've looked like if Kubrick ever made an Adam Sandler movie.

And while everyone seems to be rapping on this thread, I guess I'll give it a shot.....

Xixax watch your back
repeat my lyrical phat track
be postin' shit on dis thread faster than I be token' crack
laugh at my posts and I be emptyin' out my glock
so stocked
with shit that ensure
that you flee from my block
like the tick without the tock
mess with me and I won't give a f***
just expose who you are
a BITCH wid' some bad luck
cause' you done messed wid the 234
oakman C
the man ya'll punks all wanna be
PTA is the man
Tarantino's got da plan
but god damn
who give a f*** about a Michael Mann
'PDL' be the shit
I'd give it 4 outta 4
you ain't seen it?
then what the f*** you waitin' for
bring on the 'Kill Bill'
empty the whole cash til
Xixax is ill
and I ain't had enough yet still......

Okay, so I gave it a shot, I'm getting bored now.

[Marty McSuperfly]

I've just watched Eight Mile so I think I've got this rapping thing down pat. Now, please watch me in awe as I get down with my bad self...

Yo listen up cos ma head is thumpin',
Dunno what to say cos the TV's jumpin', grumpin', dumpin', stumpin'.... chumpin'?
Rhymes don't mean a thing,
Cos I is gin,
And you're Win,
Dat's pronounced "Vin",
(As in Wenders),
And it's the end 'a us,
So have a game of tenn-i-us,
It makes ma heart keep beatin'
And stop bleatin',
Like sheep in,
A beeel-ding,
(I mean building),
I'm not a wordz king,
As you can tell Win,
Dat's pronounced Vin,
(As in Diesel)
The weasel,
Evel Knieval,
A motorbike wizard.
Who landed on a lizard,
In a blizzard.
Word Roge.

*Strikes a pose, throws down the mike and stomps off stage*

Beat that "Miss Jones"!

[BackUpOffMeFoo]

So beat that miss jones?
She spared you bare bones
Gave cream to your cones
Rugby cleat to these clones
Soccer style kicker
Laces out
Bocker to a Knicker
Played out
Grease don’t come slicker
No doubt
For real? You deal?
Expect me to feel?
Hold it down like assisted living
With skills you resisted giving
Trick
Track
Ass on a map
Longitude rap with a latitude gap
So look who’s talking II
Foo
Thought you knew
But you never did
Whatever kid


Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posers
Ashes Ashes
We all fall down

edit- Peace out, MD

[Cecil]

what the hells going on in here?

this is dangerous.... all they need is a short spark for them to go off. it can happen in any thread. even... YOURS

[Sigur Rós]

Ass on a map
Longitude rap with a latitude gap

Damn that's wacked!

[atticus jones]

whats going on here?...

per verse
inspiration i guess
ver bull
constipation at best

butterscotch suckers
no talent mutha fuckers
cept d
u still down wit me?


eight mile?...never seen that sho
ems style?...clever whack ass flo
hell i met the bro
south reno...el dorado
he an dre cutta demo
mi pelic u la ago...

mantequilla snatch

why the rap hate man
try to think strate stan
you like the german plan
and the ku klux klan

callin me white suburb
tell me what you heard
in my rhyme and flow
that you thank you know

yeh i work the gap
i work the inner thighs too
eye be up in yo anus
when im thru...

so now then...

if you wanna bring yo thing then brang it
and if you gots a verbal cock then swang it
butt i think your jus to whack to admit it
best apologize...or better yet jus quit it...

a little law less and a lot more ajay ...

these boards have never known better...

eye drought...

as in you dont see me...hear me or feel me...

i out

[phil marlowe]

fan of yanni

yeah? what?

[Girlonthemoon]

Ya'll wanna check out dis funky rap machine, especially you miss jones. It might make a little more sense...

http://www.sunshine.co.nz/nz/kia/coolstore/javascripted/rap/rap.html#

[MacGuffin]

mac went cheesy
to pleez me

Yeah, I don't know who what possessed me.

[BackUpOffMeFoo]

Foe show

Down like buttersctoch J on payday.

[RegularKarate]

Sherrif L-ness and M. Jones have more time on thier hands.
PDL Pause Cause?

NEway

Wurd up to bof

and don't call it rap, you just stank it up BJ

[AlguienEstolamiPantalones]

miss jones, i will extend the olive branch here

plus your poetry is not as bad as i made it out to be, but when in war

on the real i was just upset that you put me and paul walker and frankie muniz in the same catagory

so for the sake of xixax, lets keep this battle kid and play style and not biggie and pac style

[sphinx]

butterscotch: sort of unrelated, you can get back to the rapping in a second, i've been wondering for a while what you thought of pta/pta's films in general, since most of the folks here i know from c&c or i recognize their flimsy disguises...