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Title: Britney
Post by: SoNowThen on September 12, 2003, 10:00:19 AM
Amazing.

The kind of amazing that captures a generation of Hot in one pic. Like Bardot lying on her front, or Pam running acroos the beach, or Marilyn's skirt rising.

Damn this picture's blowing me away.
All of a sudden Britney has become huge in my eyes. Get this girl a good movie role, she's ready to be an icon.

Maybe I'm ahead of myself...

but damn!!!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ghostboy on September 12, 2003, 10:08:02 AM
So THAT'S what Banky's avatar is from.

You can't call something iconic until you and everyone else is still remembering it ten-plus years down the line. I don't think this cover has what it takes. That said, I do like it quite a bit.

Britney seems to be following the path paved by Ms. Aguilera, but doing it with a bit more class.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on September 12, 2003, 10:13:50 AM
so can we get a scan of every pic? high quality would be great, thanksabunch.  :yabbse-smiley:
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on September 12, 2003, 10:13:51 AM
Britney will team with Moby

Celebrated DJ-producer Moby's latest collaborator apparently will be Britney Spears, who also has tapped the production team the Matrix and embattled R&B producer-signer-songwriter R. Kelly to work on tracks for her next album, due Nov. 18.

Spears tells Rolling Stone that the album will sound more "trance-y" and less song-structured than her previous work and that it will be less directly personal than her 2001 album, "Britney."

"It's not shockingly personal," she says. "I did a little bit of that with my last record, and I really didn't want to put myself out there that much."

http://www.rollingstone.com/features/coverstory/featuregen.asp?pid=1957
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Banky on September 12, 2003, 10:26:47 AM
you can thank me later

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and two bonuses

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: SoNowThen on September 12, 2003, 10:31:15 AM
I'll thank you now.

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!
I want a wall poster and I want it up in my room!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Sigur Rós on September 12, 2003, 11:12:53 AM
Quote from: mogwaishe looks really desperate.

We like it that way!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: RegularKarate on September 12, 2003, 12:28:54 PM
Why did they choose THAT one for the cover?

nice and revealing and all, but from that angle and with that haircut she looks like that half-retarded woman who lives in your apartment trying to tell anyone who will talk to her about her cat that likes peanut butter.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Sigur Rós on September 12, 2003, 12:31:57 PM
Quote from: RegularKarateshe looks like that half-retarded woman who lives in your apartment trying to tell anyone who will talk to her about her cat that likes peanut butter.

I'd talk to her!  :wink:
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: budgie on September 12, 2003, 12:41:53 PM
I remember when I thought Pubrick had more taste than Valley Dude.

Never mind Britney looking desperate.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pas on September 12, 2003, 12:43:54 PM
Banky, thank you now.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Banky on September 12, 2003, 02:46:16 PM
Quote from: Pas RapportBanky, thank you now.

hey nice avatar Sigur.  Be your own person
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on September 12, 2003, 05:35:27 PM
Britney should either start doing better music or stop pretending to be affiliated with music.  It's not a good sign when people start talking more about her kiss with Madonna or her magazine covers than her music.

That said, maybe her album with Moby will be decent.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: dnthmn on September 12, 2003, 08:32:03 PM
What is all this talk about Britney and music?? She sings?? Huh?

Keep Well,
Dan
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 04, 2004, 01:14:52 AM
Britney Spears Reportedly Marries in Nev.

LAS VEGAS - Pop star Britney Spears marched down the aisle in Las Vegas on Saturday, marrying a childhood friend from Louisiana, according to news reports.

The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, according to People.com, the online arm of the Time Warner publication. He is from Kentwood, La., it said.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on its Web site that Spears, 22, and Alexander, 22, were granted a marriage license, citing an affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3. A photo of the signed marriage license was obtained by The Associated Press.

Calls to Spears' representatives were not immediately returned.

The bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.

People.com reported that Spears and Alexander journeyed to the Little White Wedding Chapel after a stop at the Ghostbar, a club in the Palms Casino Hotel. It reported that the chapel staff told the couple that they couldn't get married without a license, so they were reportedly taken by the limo to the Clark County Marriage Bureau office in the downtown Las Vegas courthouse. They applied for and were granted the marriage license, then driven back to the chapel, where they were married.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on January 04, 2004, 01:17:41 AM
haha, is he the black dude?

wow.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Gamblour. on January 04, 2004, 01:23:58 AM
Quote from: MacGuffinBritney Spears Reportedly Marries in Nev.
The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander

Could it be?!?!

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cine on January 04, 2004, 01:52:05 AM
Quote from: Gamblor du Jour
Quote from: MacGuffinBritney Spears Reportedly Marries in Nev.
The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander
Could it be?!?!
"JERRY!!! SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!"

Quote from: MacGuffinThe bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.
Just when you think she couldn't get any trashier...
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Sigur Rós on January 04, 2004, 10:03:24 AM
Quote from: Banky(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.finalstar.com%2Fbritney%2Fmodeling%2Fmodel763.jpg&hash=5feb2a24ccfdac966a2200e87aca2d193508685c)

:: touching myself ::
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: kotte on January 04, 2004, 10:12:27 AM
A picture like that really makes her a better recording artist. I have an urge to buy her new record, not because it's filled with sexy beats and works of great musicians at their best, but because of the emotional lyrics I can identify with.

Remember the sweet young woman who let her inner self bleed onto a paper, which she later named 'I'm a slave 4 you'?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: myadopteddaughter on January 04, 2004, 10:54:35 AM
This is much, much better:

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Sigur Rós on January 04, 2004, 10:56:16 AM
What the fucko?! :shock:
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Raikus on January 04, 2004, 11:02:25 AM
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past...
there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Quote from: MacGuffinThe bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.
This is not one of them.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 04, 2004, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: myadopteddaughterThis is much, much better:

Those poor guys. Their moblie gym broke down.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 04, 2004, 11:20:52 AM
Quote from: RaikusIf you're afraid they might discover your redneck past...
there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.


Ben Folds Five!

Good man, very good man.

Oh yeah, and Brtiney's a slut.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ghostboy on January 04, 2004, 11:59:54 AM
Myadopteddaughter, I salute you in your strides to bring equality to sexuality here on this messageboard. Let your avatar never change!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on January 04, 2004, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: GhostboyLet your avatar never change!
or if it does, let it change and then quickly change back!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: molly on January 04, 2004, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: Sigur Rós
Quote from: Banky(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.finalstar.com%2Fbritney%2Fmodeling%2Fmodel763.jpg&hash=5feb2a24ccfdac966a2200e87aca2d193508685c)

:: touching myself ::

she's a singer?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 04, 2004, 12:14:45 PM
That picture of Britney that Molly posted right above me remindsme of Nova from the original Planet of the Apes.  

The human who couldn't speak and her role was next to useless.

And about myadopted's avatar, I agree.  When I saw it, I knew it would cause a little of confusion since we're used to near nude women.

But, knowing myadopteddaughter, she wouldn't stand for something like that.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Gamblour. on January 04, 2004, 12:20:51 PM
That guy in her avatar still looks like a woman, one of those girly men. You need to have a man's man, like Gregory Peck or Marlon Brando
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: molly on January 04, 2004, 01:39:47 PM
Quote from: kotte
Remember the sweet young woman who let her inner self bleed onto a paper, which she later named 'I'm a slave 4 you'?

especially written with 4: you can see she has been really serious
together forever
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 04, 2004, 02:32:20 PM
Britney Spears to Annul Vegas Wedding

LAS VEGAS - Pop star Britney Spears married a childhood friend from Louisiana in an early-morning ceremony, but quickly arranged to have it annulled, a source close to the singer told The Associated Press on Sunday.

George Maloof Jr., owner and operator of the Palms Casino Hotel, confirmed that the 22-year-old Spears married Jason Allen Alexander of Kentwood, La., about 5:30 a.m. Saturday at a Las Vegas wedding chapel.

"Nobody knew it was coming," said Maloof, Spears' good friend.

The two arranged an annulment Saturday afternoon in the presence of several people, including a Las Vegas lawyer, said a source close to Spears who spoke on condition of anonymity. The signed annulment will be official when the courts open Monday morning, the source said.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cine on January 04, 2004, 02:42:57 PM
Well now that I've just had my intelligence insulted, this is officially the worst way to kick off 2003 for news.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 04, 2004, 02:48:11 PM
Quote from: Cinephilethis is officially the worst way to kick off 2003 for news.

HaHa. How many are still writing that on their checks?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cine on January 04, 2004, 02:54:01 PM
:evil:  :x
DAMNIT!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
NEVER AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: myadopteddaughter on January 04, 2004, 03:48:20 PM
Love your avatar MacGuffin!

Anyway, he is kinda girly look'n isn't he?

Well, we live in a society were the feminine form is idolized, and even feminine looking men are found attractive by the most heterosexual of women. I, personally, think he's hot. I wasn't exactly attempting to bring equality to the board, I just liked the picture. But if I somhow make the board a better place, what the hell! good.

I love, absolutely love the fact that she wore a baseball cap down the aisle. It was probably one of those stupid trucker hats that said something rediculous like "Bills Fried Chicken".
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cine on January 04, 2004, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: myadopteddaughterIt was probably one of those stupid trucker hats that said something ridiculous like "Bills Fried Chicken".
Eerie, because I said something very similar to that earlier to somebody.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Gamblour. on January 04, 2004, 04:04:37 PM
There ya go, Mac. That's a man's man!

And I wonder how drunk Spears was when she got married...
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: myadopteddaughter on January 04, 2004, 04:05:18 PM
Haha, that's crazy. Well, not that crazy, because only dumb fucks wear those hats, and she is obviously a dumb fuck.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 04, 2004, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: myadopteddaughterHaha, that's crazy. Well, not that crazy, because only dumb fucks wear those hats, and she is obviously a dumb fuck.

Her being a dumb fuck is what landed her singing career.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Banky on January 04, 2004, 04:24:51 PM
so clever
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: molly on January 04, 2004, 06:40:37 PM
Quote from: Gambloren das ManhörenThere ya go, Mac. That's a man's man!

And I wonder how drunk Spears was when she got married...

don't you think it's time they make alco-tests obligatory before "I do"?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: abuck1220 on January 05, 2004, 11:50:35 AM
i'm predicting a mariah carey-esque breakdown in the near future for britney. the signs are all there. you heard it here first.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: myadopteddaughter on January 05, 2004, 12:16:10 PM
I think you're right.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: monodynamic on January 05, 2004, 09:34:45 PM
if not something worse...

I mean Glitter causes breakdowns...

But marrying this Jason Alexander fellow signals something much worse...
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But for Mr. Alexander, he wins.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Raikus on January 06, 2004, 11:54:08 AM
He sure won the other night!

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cron on January 17, 2004, 09:02:42 AM
Britney Talks About Wedding Madness


Britney Spears blames the magic of Las Vegas for prompting her to marry best pal Jason Alexander, because she was dumbstruck at how well they "hit it off" in the vibrant city. The pop superstar spoke for the first time about the January 3 wedding on MTV show TRL yesterday and admitted she just got caught up in the moment. She explains, "I do believe in the sanctity of marriage. I totally do. But I think I was in Vegas and, I dunno, it just took over me and things got out of hand and, yeah, that's what happened. I was in Vegas and I was with my friend and we just hit it off completely. I dunno. Let's talk about something else." Britney also admitted she was amazed with the press coverage her late-night nuptials got. She added, "Do you realize we landed on Mars on that day? Why weren't they all talking about that?"
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on January 17, 2004, 09:09:33 AM
Quote from: Britney (aka, Mrs P.)"I was in Vegas and, I dunno, it just took over me and things got out of hand and, yeah, that's what happened.
sure, use The Shining excuse.

Quote from: Britney Astronomer"Do you realize we landed on Mars on that day? Why weren't they all talking about that?"
oh great now a whole generation of girls will think we landed on mars in the 21st century.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 17, 2004, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: chuckhimselfoBritney also admitted she was amazed with the press coverage her late-night nuptials got. She added, "Do you realize we landed on Mars on that day? Why weren't they all talking about that?"

I still can't believe that she doesn't understand what a HUGE celebrity she is after all this time and is "all, OMG" over the press and paparazzi she gets.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pas on January 17, 2004, 11:06:23 AM
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic

That's what I call poetry...I need a hit, baby give me it. It's not even gramatically correct. God I hate Britney Spears. And she's not even that attractive. I see better looking girls every day. My sister is always listening to this fucking Toxic song it's driving me mad. Weird how receiving hits from good looking fraternity boys is a recurrent theme in her songs.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 17, 2004, 03:03:42 PM
The lyrics suck, the video was a piece of nothing, but the beat is pretty nice for Britney's standards.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: You Never Got Me Down Ray on January 17, 2004, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: RaikusHe sure won the other night!

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Gigidy gigidy gigidy!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cron on January 17, 2004, 04:14:31 PM
heheh does that looks like a Q to you?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: molly on January 18, 2004, 06:14:44 AM
Quote from: P
Quote from: Britney (aka, Mrs P.)"I was in Vegas and, I dunno, it just took over me and things got out of hand and, yeah, that's what happened.
sure, use The Shining excuse.

Quote from: Britney Astronomer"Do you realize we landed on Mars on that day? Why weren't they all talking about that?"
oh great now a whole generation of girls will think we landed on mars in the 21st century.

i've just read that Viking1 and Viking2 landed on Mars in 1976.
i think those are first.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cron on January 18, 2004, 06:44:44 AM
Quote from: mollyi've just read that Viking1 and Viking2 landed on Mars in 1976.
i think those are first.


oh, i dunno.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pas on January 18, 2004, 09:56:53 AM
Quote from: chuckhimselfo
Quote from: mollyi've just read that Viking1 and Viking2 landed on Mars in 1976.
i think those are first.


oh, i dunno.

It's true.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Raikus on January 18, 2004, 10:59:10 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
Quote from: chuckhimselfoBritney also admitted she was amazed with the press coverage her late-night nuptials got. She added, "Do you realize we landed on Mars on that day? Why weren't they all talking about that?"

I still can't believe that she doesn't understand what a HUGE celebrity she is after all this time and is "all, OMG" over the press and paparazzi she gets.
We're being sarcastic here, right--not naive?

Her true musical non-ability has been bludgeoned by her newest "songs" so she's got to throw something into the publicity machine to take everyone's attention off of it.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ono on January 28, 2004, 10:04:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHA.

QuoteSpears Clashes with Knowles
Britney Spears stunned her Pepsi advert co-stars Beyonce Knowles and Pink when she stormed out on them, following a bitter row with the Destiny's Child beauty. The pop trio - who feature as scantily-clad gladiators in the soft drinks promo - stood united during the premiere of the advert in London on Monday, but later launched into a heated confrontation at the capital's Nobu restaurant, according to Britain's Daily Star tabloid. Although event organizers had reportedly tried to keep the warring threesome apart, the singers sat down for dinner together at the plush eaterie - until Britney ran out just 10 minutes into the meal. An insider says, "It was ridiculous. Pepsi fork out millions to get this super-trio together for an advert and they can't even be civil to each other for the duration of a meal. Beyonce was sniping at Britney who was giving as good as she got. Pink stonewalled the pair of them. It looked like it was going to turn nasty, then Britney stormed out with a face like thunder."
~IMDB.com
When I first read the headline, I thought this was Harry Knowles.  Somehow, I think that would make a more interesting story.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: RegularKarate on January 28, 2004, 10:32:31 PM
Beyonce, then Pink, then Spears...

actually, it would be Beyonce, then Beyonce again, then Pink, then Beyonce again, then maybe Pink again, then Beyonce AND Pink, then Spears
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on January 28, 2004, 11:32:18 PM
1. beyonce
2. the shining
3. spears
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on September 19, 2004, 09:12:07 PM
Britney Spears Marries in California

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Oops! Pop star Britney Spears did it again and got married for the second time this year -- this time to dancer Kevin Federline in a low-key ceremony Saturday at a private home in Studio City, California, a record-label executive confirmed on Sunday.

"Yes, I can tell you the happy couple got married yesterday," David Frostman of Jive Records, a British spokesman for Spears, told Reuters in London. Frostman declined to provide further details.

Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, surprised their parents with the unexpected ceremony which took place about 7:30 p.m. at the home of a tailor who had custom-made the tuxedos for the groom and other men in the wedding, according to a report on the Web site of Star magazine.

A publicist for the syndicated entertainment television show "Access Hollywood," which also carried a report of the nuptials on its Web site, said that show organizers were with Spears' mother, Lynn, and her younger sister, Jamie Lynn on Saturday until 5 p.m. as they got ready for what they believed to be an "engagement dinner."

"Jamie Lynn died her hair back to its original color of brown and told the show that she couldn't wait to surprise her sister with the new look at the "dinner," the report on the Access Hollywood Web site stated.

Star reported that only 20 immediate family members attended the ceremony. Britney reportedly wore a strapless white dress designed by Monique L'Huillier, with a long veil and tiara, and she carried a bouquet of pink and white roses, the tabloid said. Five bridesmaids and a maid of honor all reportedly wore burgundy and carried red roses.

The couple exchanged rings and danced to Journey's "City by the Bay," the tabloid reported. Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs, Waldorf salad.

U.S.-based publicists for the couple were not immediately available to comment on Sunday.

On January 2 of this year Spears married high school sweetheart Jason Alexander in an impromptu ceremony in Las Vegas. But the ill-fated marriage only lasted three days and was annulled on Jan. 5.

Spears and Federline announced their engagement in June. Federline has two children with former girlfriend actress Shar Jackson.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ono on September 19, 2004, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: MacGuffinBritney Spears Marries in California
So?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 05, 2005, 09:49:22 PM
Spears Turns To Directing

Britney Spears has ventured behind the camera to co-direct her first pop video - in preparation for her assault on Hollywood. The "Toxic" beauty put her directorial skills into practice when she helped create the promo for her tune "Do Something" in New York last month. And Spears hopes the video will show studio heads she has the talent to score success as a movie-maker - especially since she's already devoting much of her spare time to writing scripts for big screen musicals. She says, "I made a cute video for 'Do Something.' We shot the entire thing in a record-breaking five hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself. I've been working on writing and hopefully directing a musical that makes fun of Hollywood."
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 06, 2005, 10:51:03 AM
Quote from: MacGuffinI've been working on writing and hopefully directing a musical that makes fun of Hollywood.
Oh God.  :doh:
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: pete on January 06, 2005, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: MacGuffinSpears Turns To Directing

Britney Spears has ventured behind the camera to co-direct her first pop video - in preparation for her assault on Hollywood. The "Toxic" beauty put her directorial skills into practice when she helped create the promo for her tune "Do Something" in New York last month. And Spears hopes the video will show studio heads she has the talent to score success as a movie-maker - especially since she's already devoting much of her spare time to writing scripts for big screen musicals. She says, "I made a cute video for 'Do Something.' We shot the entire thing in a record-breaking five hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself. I've been working on writing and hopefully directing a musical that makes fun of Hollywood."

reminded me that Saturday Night Live sketch with Jason Prestley, when the New Kids on the Block sang their songs, wrote their songs, designed their own costumes, choreographed their danced, designed their own house, and squeezed themselves some fresh orance juice, and then performed a song called "Girl You Ah Wicked Ahwesome."
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: grand theft sparrow on January 06, 2005, 12:45:42 PM
Everyone can just calm down.  

Remember the rumors that Fred Durst was in talks to direct a couple of major studio films?  Remember the reports that he had been "talking" to David Fincher?  Nothing.  Studio executives only allow singers to keep their vanity projects completely in front of the camera these days.  Prince pretty much put the final nail in that coffin with Graffiti Bridge.

And unless someone is trying to do the same scheme as the characters in The Producers, there's no way anyone would bankroll a musical of hers.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on April 12, 2005, 09:26:52 PM
Spears announces she's pregnant

Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. Jive Records spokeswoman Sonia Muckle confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but declined to provide additional details. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. The couple were married in September. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers." Magazines have speculated for weeks that the 23-year-old singer was pregnant, noting her expanding waistline. She's previously expressed a desire to start a family. Federline has two children with ex-girlfriend actress Shar Jackson.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: deathnotronic on April 12, 2005, 10:09:42 PM
Damnit, you beat me to it. Delete my thread, someone.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Stefen on April 13, 2005, 12:00:40 AM
haha since when can you get pregnant from anal sex, it's probably not even hers.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: kotte on April 13, 2005, 02:56:36 AM
Quote from: Stefenhaha since when can you get pregnant from anal sex, it's probably not even hers.

:-D
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: SHAFTR on April 13, 2005, 04:25:16 AM
Maybe she'll pose in Playboy "Prego" style.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Weak2ndAct on April 13, 2005, 06:14:40 AM
Maybe someone will put the afterbirth up on ebay.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Alethia on April 13, 2005, 09:34:33 AM
gross.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: pete on April 13, 2005, 11:19:57 AM
"you're not pregnant."
"but...how is that possible?"
"it happens all the time: one of your kidneys just happens to be shaped like a baby.  and then you started getting fat."
"but we heard the heartbeat--"
"that was the bassdrum from the toto cover band that's next door."
--the snl bad doctor sketch.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Myxo on April 13, 2005, 11:24:40 AM
Quote from: Stefenhaha since when can you get pregnant from anal sex, it's probably not even hers.

Aww man, you changed your AV.

Best AV on the boards!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on April 13, 2005, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: SHAFTRMaybe she'll pose in Playboy "Prego" style.

She'll pose covered in spaghetti sauce?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on April 13, 2005, 05:38:33 PM
Quote from: Ravi
Quote from: SHAFTRMaybe she'll pose in Playboy "Prego" style.

She'll pose covered in spaghetti sauce?

To be sure, you should go Google 'Prego'.

Check as many of the pages as you can.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on September 14, 2005, 11:03:30 PM
Britney Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Britney Spears' dreams of becoming a mother have finally been realized - the pop superstar gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to American magazine Us Weekly, the 23-year-old singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 am and medical staff whisked the star into a birthing suite, reports the publication. According to hospital sources, Spears, who reportedly started experiencing early labor contractions on Friday, was wheeled into a delivery room at about 12.15 pm and within minutes she had delivered via Caesarian section with Federline by her side. While the newlyweds - who will celebrate their first-year wedding anniversary on Sunday - have yet to announce the name of their offspring, sources say they had planned to call the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third - he's also the father of daughter Kori, three, and son Kaleb, one, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Spears made very specific predictions about the arrival of her child, saying, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so. I don't want to go through the pain... I don't know the sex. I want to be surprised. But I have a feeling that it's going to be a boy. I've always wanted a boy and then two girls."
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Kal on September 14, 2005, 11:21:49 PM
Everytime I read or hear the name Kevin Federline I want to puke... how the fuck is that guy famous? Paris Hilton is Marylin Monroe compared to that idiot
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on September 14, 2005, 11:47:32 PM
Quote from: andykEverytime I read or hear the name Kevin Federline I want to puke... how the fuck is that guy famous? Paris Hilton is Marylin Monroe compared to that idiot

Boy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: polkablues on September 15, 2005, 01:59:36 AM
Quote from: RaviBoy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.

Your definition of luck and mine differ.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Gamblour. on September 15, 2005, 08:53:00 AM
Wait, does anyone really give a shit about this guy? Except for old and current Brittney Spears fans, who gives a fuck about this white piece of trash? If he's famous, it's not the good kind, so let him have it.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: mogwai on September 15, 2005, 09:04:05 AM
about 20 years we'll also hate his offspring.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pwaybloe on September 15, 2005, 09:48:20 AM
Baby, yo.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on September 15, 2005, 11:42:31 AM
Quote from: polkablues
Quote from: RaviBoy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.

Your definition of luck and mine differ.

Just some regular dude who marries a rich superstar.  Some people will say that is luck.  Not that I'd want to marry Britney Spears, of all people.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: NEON MERCURY on September 15, 2005, 08:06:41 PM
hahaha.  this kid is destined to be the greatest piece of white trash ever
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on September 16, 2005, 12:24:10 AM
Quote from: NEON MERCURYhahaha.  this kid is destined to be the greatest piece of white trash ever

Anyone see the Clutch Cargo bit with the baby on Conan?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Myxo on June 29, 2006, 01:30:47 AM
Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of        Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

"She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nudography.com%2Fphotos%2Fnews%2F2006_6%2Fbig%2FBritney_Spears_Harpers_Bazaar_2006_08-001.jpg&hash=0bbafad39231dbf961862693ca56a2a0bc6585c9)
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: polkablues on June 29, 2006, 01:40:46 AM
Quote from: Myxo on June 29, 2006, 01:30:47 AM
Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

A) If this belongs anywhere, it belongs in the "Celebrities Gone Wild" thread, and

B) This doesn't belong anywhere.




*sigh* ... remember back when the phrase "Britney Spears poses nude" would have had good connotations?  It seems like a lifetime ago...
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on June 29, 2006, 02:15:54 AM
Thank God for airbrushing.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on June 29, 2006, 05:23:02 AM
Quote from: polkablues on June 29, 2006, 01:40:46 AM
Quote from: Myxo on June 29, 2006, 01:30:47 AM
Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of        Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

"She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nudography.com%2Fphotos%2Fnews%2F2006_6%2Fbig%2FBritney_Spears_Harpers_Bazaar_2006_08-001.jpg&hash=0bbafad39231dbf961862693ca56a2a0bc6585c9)

A) If this belongs anywhere, it belongs in the "Celebrities Gone Wild" thread, and

B) This doesn't belong anywhere.




*sigh* ... remember back when the phrase "Britney Spears poses nude" would have had good connotations?  It seems like a lifetime ago...
A) and B) it belongs in a britney thread.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Kal on June 29, 2006, 08:56:02 AM
how bad you have to fuck up to go in a couple of years from this

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to that??
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on June 29, 2006, 09:41:43 AM
this bad

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on August 07, 2006, 03:38:10 PM
The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back To The Future:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: polkablues on August 07, 2006, 07:29:02 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on August 07, 2006, 03:38:10 PM
The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back The The Future:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

I love that clip, but I also hate it, because it makes me sympathize with Kevin Federline, which I'm very, very uncomfortable with.  The fact that he doesn't punch her in the head every time she goes "HUH?" proves that he's a bigger man than I thought he was.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: last days of gerry the elephant on August 07, 2006, 08:23:34 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on August 07, 2006, 03:38:10 PM
The best part is when she and K-Fed analyze the reality of Back To The Future:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

Which is, unfortunately, all the way at the end.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on August 29, 2006, 12:06:02 AM
Kevin Federline to Guest Star on CSI
Source: CBS

Performer and rapper Kevin Federline will guest star on an upcoming episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," Thursday (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Federline will portray an arrogant teenager who harasses the CSI team as they investigate a series of brutal tourist beatings that are taking place throughout the Las Vegas area. Nick and Warrick are confronted by Cole Tritt, (Federline), an arrogant teen who hassles them while they work a crime scene.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: matt35mm on August 29, 2006, 01:15:43 AM
Quote from: MacGuffin on August 29, 2006, 12:06:02 AM
Federline will portray an arrogant teenager...
I don't really intend to make fun of him since it's really not necessary in this or any case, but isn't he something like 28 years old?

EDIT:  After checking online, I found out that, yes, he is 28 years old.  Funny, because he looks 28 years old.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: matt35mm on November 07, 2006, 04:18:27 PM
A million bets have just been won across the nation.

Britney Spears files for divorce in LA

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married rapper Kevin Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

A message left with Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, was not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.

Calls left for Federline's representatives also were not immediately returned.

The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." Federline and Jackson have two children.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on November 08, 2006, 01:08:35 AM
Quote from: matt35mm on November 07, 2006, 04:18:27 PM
A million bets have just been won across the nation.
the most money britney has generated in years. and federline ever.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on November 09, 2006, 12:50:53 AM
Poor kids.  Their choices are Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6131228.stm

Britney faces child custody fight
By Peter Bowes
BBC News, Los Angeles

Kevin Federline says he is planning to fight pop star Britney Spears for sole custody of their children.

In court papers filed in Los Angeles, the rapper says he intends to take action to protect and safeguard their two young sons.

Spears made the first move by filing for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.

She said she wanted physical and legal custody of the couple's year-old son and new baby.

But 24 hours later, Federline has started the legal process to seek sole custody of the two children. He also wants spousal support.

According to the rapper's lawyer, he is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children - and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Thrindle on November 10, 2006, 08:19:32 PM
Quote from: Ravi on November 09, 2006, 12:50:53 AM

In court papers filed in Los Angeles, the rapper says he intends to take action to protect and safeguard their two young sons.

The rapper?  Huh?
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: SiliasRuby on November 11, 2006, 12:44:33 AM
Didn't you know, he released his CD a couple of weeks back, Rolling Stone Magazine said the best part of Kevin's album was Britney purring in the background of one of his tracks. lol.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on November 11, 2006, 01:19:53 AM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.musictoday.com%2Fstore%2Fbands%2F1307%2Fproduct_medium%2FKVCD01.jpg&hash=9cabded90860f833f0022d215dde9aa7b3fc3e90)

Notice he's in a padded cell.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on November 11, 2006, 01:58:36 AM
notice he ashed in his drink before finding an ashtray.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Ravi on November 11, 2006, 02:16:21 AM
Quote from: Ravi on November 11, 2006, 01:19:53 AM
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Notice he's in a padded cell.

Quote from: Pubrick on November 11, 2006, 01:58:36 AM
notice he ashed in his drink before finding an ashtray.

Its a Flaming Homer!

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Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on September 12, 2007, 05:03:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Kal on September 12, 2007, 05:13:34 PM
I dont know if thats a guy or a girl... but he/she is right... leave her alone!!!!!!

I'm sure Lindsay Lohan is enjoying her best week of the year... she is only #2 fuckup when Britney comes on!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Stefen on September 12, 2007, 05:25:35 PM
Linda Wachowski has found her star/muse for her remake of Jordan's The Crying Game.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Pubrick on September 12, 2007, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on September 12, 2007, 05:03:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

ugh, i couldn't watch more than 5 seconds of that embarrassment. jesus christ,. actually the only entertaining part is reading the comments. so many comedians!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Stefen on September 12, 2007, 09:42:19 PM
omg, the comments in this video havhe me dying.

Quotewow.... watching this makes me want to slap the gay outta him.

britney spears! guys! *slap* girls! pussy! football!

hahahaha sometimes theres nothing funnier than 14 year old white kids with a limited vocabulary and a warped view of the world.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: cine on September 12, 2007, 09:53:17 PM
Quote from: Pubrick on September 12, 2007, 06:44:20 PMugh, i couldn't watch more than 5 seconds of that embarrassment.
haha yeah i couldnt watch it straight through, mainly cause i feel bad for the guy being so upset over something so stupid. but i did skim it and there's a classic part where he yells "LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE RIIGHT.. NOWWW!   .... I MEAN IT!!"
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: diggler on September 12, 2007, 10:54:17 PM
that went from creepy to hilarious to sad to hilarious again.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: The Sheriff on September 13, 2007, 02:33:45 AM
deep down inside he wants to be a little perfect princess but cant
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: mogwai on September 13, 2007, 02:46:43 AM
looks like someone beat michael jackson to it.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: ElPandaRoyal on September 13, 2007, 08:51:54 AM
Quote from: MacGuffin on September 12, 2007, 05:03:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

From now on, everytime I try to sleep, images of horror will keep me wide awake. Maybe Brian DePalma used this video on Redacted and that's why everybody's getting so shoked with the damn movie.

I'm gonna go leave Britney Spears alone... NOW!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: grand theft sparrow on September 13, 2007, 09:53:22 AM
This is why the internet shouldn't exist.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: matt35mm on September 13, 2007, 01:29:07 PM
... but then... you wouldn't exist!
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: edison on September 14, 2007, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin on September 12, 2007, 05:03:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Seth Green (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2059347815) defends him.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: squints on September 14, 2007, 06:45:12 PM
after reading this (which really isn't worth reading the WHOLE thing):
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=232684 (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=232684)

This whole thing is starting to remind me of this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390538/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390538/)
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: mogwai on September 15, 2007, 02:27:40 AM
tyra banks "heart to heart" with britney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPqlrBoyRY
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on October 01, 2007, 04:21:57 PM
Spears ordered to give kids to Federline

Britney Spears was ordered Monday to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that Federline will take custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday "until further order of the court."

Earlier this month, Gordon said Spears engaged in "habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol" and ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.

Spears also was previously ordered to meet weekly with a "parenting coach" who was to observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills. Both Spears and Federline must complete the court's "Parenting Without Conflict" class.

Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, were wed in October 2004. She filed for divorce last November and it became official in July. The two have joint custody of their sons, but Federline is seeking a greater share of custody.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: matt35mm on October 01, 2007, 04:37:22 PM
I suddenly have this terrible feeling that she's gonna off herself.

Even the ancient Greek playwrights would look at her story and say, "Man, that's some fucked up shit right there."
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Stefen on October 01, 2007, 04:46:59 PM
Now K-Fed's never gonna get that new album done.

As for Britney, I still would, and now that she's got those brats out of the picture, I have a better chance.
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Kal on October 01, 2007, 04:58:33 PM
If shit keeps happening to her I think Stefen may have a chance for real...

This fucking girl is a clear example of how stupid some people are and how they fuck up the fact that they were too damn lucky. She had everything and now she is fucked for life.

Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Stefen on October 01, 2007, 05:09:16 PM
It's not like it would have ended any other way.

She NEVER had any talent. She was just a hot piece of teenage ass, and not pieces of teenage ass with no talent rarely ever make anything of themselves once they become an adult in entertainment.

Title: Re: Britney
Post by: MacGuffin on January 04, 2008, 11:34:21 AM
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Britney Spears Hospitalized After Refusing To Turn Over Kids
The singer was reportedly under the influence of an unidentified substance when authorities were called to her house.

Britney Spears hit a perilous new low on Thursday night when authorities reportedly responded to a family-custody dispute at her house in Studio City, California. According to TMZ.com and other outlets, the singer refused to turn over her two children to ex-husband Kevin Federline, and authorities discovered her under the influence of an unidentified substance.

The Los Angeles Police Department was reportedly called to Spears' house after a person who has not been identified phoned authorities at 8 p.m. over a domestic disturbance. The call involved a "family custodial dispute that we are trying to resolve ... peacefully by court order," LAPD spokesman Officer Jason Lee told The Associated Press. She was due to have her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, until 7 p.m. that day. UsMagazine.com later reported that Federline's bodyguards had gone to pick up the children at Spears' house, but she refused to turn them over, despite a court order to do so. An unnamed source told People.com that Spears' court-appointed monitor called police after "[the monitor] had already put [Sean] Preston in the car when Britney locked herself in a room with Jayden." Spears had been with the children since noon, according to UsMagazine.com. Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan had also been at the residence, TMZ reports.

Police went to Spears' home 90 minutes later, as did ambulances, fire trucks and a police helicopter, according to TMZ. While there, authorities reportedly found Spears "under the influence of an unknown substance," TMZ reports. She was later taken out of her home on a gurney by paramedics and taken to a local hospital, where she was reportedly placed under medical evaluation. Paparazzi photos of the incident show Spears smiling broadly as she is being held down by paramedics; an unnamed source told Usmagazine.com that the singer went "completely psycho" as she was rushed to the hospital. "They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics," the source said. According to multiple reports, the children are in the custody of Federline, who has temporary custody of the children because Spears has not obeyed court orders.

At press time, the singer reportedly was still hospitalized under observation, with an unnamed hospital source telling Usmagazine.com that she has been designated a "special needs" patient, meaning "they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them." Britney's friend Sam Lufti was seen leaving the hospital at around 2:20 a.m. PT. People.com reported that Spears will be held on a minimum 72-hour lockdown for mental evaluation, according to the unnamed source.

An unnamed source also told the magazine that the singer's sons were both released from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center shortly after 4 a.m. PT on Friday. They were driven away by one of Federline's bodyguards, who was pursued by the paparazzi as he left the area. Federline had reportedly returned to his Tarzana, California, home before the boys arrived.

Earlier in the day, Spears finally sat down for her long-awaited deposition in her child-custody battle, although she cut the session short and was only questioned for 14 minutes. She had been scheduled to start her deposition at 9:45 a.m. but didn't leave her home until after 10 a.m., according to photos and video taken of her drive to her ex-husband's lawyer's offices in Century City, California. By the time Spears arrived, she was 90 minutes late, and proceedings didn't start until just after 11:30 a.m., according to Kaplan.

"I would've preferred it had gone on longer," Kaplan told reporters waiting outside the deposition. Kaplan was expected to ask the pop star, who he called "cooperative," about her alleged drug and alcohol use around her sons, as well as her driving habits and parenting techniques. Whether he got the answers he sought, he wouldn't say, except to offer, "You can imagine in 14 minutes there's not a lot of time to develop questions."

Spears lawyer Sorrell Trope, a partner at the law firm Trope and Trope — which on Wednesday asked to be withdrawn as her legal counsel — told UsMagazine.com in reference to the Thursday night incident, "In a normal case when someone shows up with a certified court order saying the kids need to be somewhere else, the police see to it that the order is obeyed. But that is in a normal case."
Title: Re: Britney
Post by: Gold Trumpet on March 28, 2011, 11:49:38 AM
An awesome review of Britney Spears latest album, Femme Fatale. Not only funny, but expresses every measure of disinterest in pop music today in a creative and thoughtful manner.

http://burningambulance.com/2011/03/28/britney-spears/