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The Director's Chair => Paul Thomas Anderson => Topic started by: md on January 28, 2003, 05:50:41 PM

Title: so what if im gay?
Post by: md on January 28, 2003, 05:50:41 PM
someone please confirm or deny that pta wanted it to rain cats and dogs but because of...well the fact that it would be raining cats and dogs, switched it up to frogs.  Does anyone else think pta is hot? he's dat fire we push on da streets
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Post by: Cecil on January 28, 2003, 07:33:48 PM
Quote from: md
Does anyone else think pta is hot? i swear to god im not gay


he is a handsome devil

(http://www.ptanderson.com/images/paul/newbw.gif)
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Post by: Duck Sauce on January 28, 2003, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: cecil b. demented
Quote from: md
Does anyone else think pta is hot? i swear to god im not gay


he is a handsome devil

(http://www.ptanderson.com/images/paul/newbw.gif)


Stud or heartthrob work well also.

I couldnt imagine it raining anything cooler than frogs
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Post by: Victor on January 29, 2003, 10:37:18 AM
he's the only man ive ever been attracted to.
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on January 29, 2003, 10:44:43 AM
I'm with you boys. He's just dreamy.

Nice box, Pandora.
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Post by: Satcho9 on January 29, 2003, 01:48:42 PM
Que Pasa
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Post by: BonBon85 on January 29, 2003, 03:53:18 PM
Sexiest PT pic:
(http://www.ptanderson.com/ptaphotogallery/images/paul/magnolia/japanesecut.jpg)
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Post by: depooter on January 29, 2003, 11:55:57 PM
sexiest? Nah, I'm not into that, but the cig pic is definitely my favorite...
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Post by: Duck Sauce on January 30, 2003, 12:55:12 AM
(http://www.ptanderson.com/ptaphotogallery/images/paul/magnolia/magnolia1.jpg)

In this photo he looks like a mix of Brian Austin Green from 90210 and George Michael


PTA looks like a completley different person in every single picture.
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on January 30, 2003, 02:06:10 AM
this thread stinks of inside the closet homosexuality!!!!!!

Now if you excuse me i have to go cream my pants looking at Kid Rock...
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Post by: Tiff on April 08, 2003, 03:46:31 AM
Yeah, he's a fuckin hottie! He has that "I'm a dirty man that never shaves" look. Sexy  :wink:
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Post by: Ravi on April 08, 2003, 08:02:23 PM
He's not as hot as this guy:

(http://www.forbes.com/media/faces/howard_ron.jpg)

What a hunk.
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Post by: cowboykurtis on April 08, 2003, 08:28:10 PM
whoever posted this thread is gay. end of story.
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 15, 2003, 11:24:27 PM
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.
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Post by: modage on July 15, 2003, 11:27:52 PM
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.


wait. are you telling us you're gay???

(not that theres anything wrong with it).
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Post by: phil marlowe on July 16, 2003, 06:23:59 AM
gays are ghey
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 16, 2003, 07:12:28 AM
Quote from: themodernage02
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.


wait. are you telling us you're gay???

(not that theres anything wrong with it).


No, I'm just saying I'm secure in my sexuality.  I love women, I just don't have a problem saying a guy is attractive.
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Post by: markums2k on July 16, 2003, 08:09:10 AM
Quote from: Duck Sauce

PTA looks like a completley different person in every single picture.


No kidding.

If we're going to talk about sexy directors, George Clooney gets my vote.  Although I've yet to see his movie.

If we're going to talk about sexy writer/directors... Paul can certainly hold his own.

*breaks out the frilly red dress from 28 Days Later*
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Post by: Sleuth on July 16, 2003, 08:15:12 AM
PTA is Batman

look at him, and picture the cowl and cape on him
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Post by: cowboykurtis on July 16, 2003, 10:16:16 AM
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.


is it fun being gay?
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Post by: markums2k on July 16, 2003, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: cowboykurtis
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.


is it fun being gay?


You're the one in Burbank, CA.  You tell us.  :roll:
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Post by: BackUpOffMeFoo on July 16, 2003, 10:44:13 AM
Quote from: cowboykurtis


is it fun being gay?


It's a ball.
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 16, 2003, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: cowboykurtis
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
Hey cowboy, it's a much more interesting world when you're secure in your sexuality.


is it fun being gay?


I wouldn't know man.  Sorry.  But I'm sure there are groups that can help you find that side of yourself that's so hard to reach.  8)
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Post by: aclockworkjj on July 16, 2003, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: Ghoulardi Goon
that side of yourself that's so hard to reach.  8)


I have problems with the middle of my back, personally....
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Post by: Cecil on July 16, 2003, 03:21:33 PM
can someone please paint a cowl and cape on a pta picture and post it with previous batmans (west included) so we can compare. that would be much appreciated.
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 16, 2003, 03:21:40 PM
:lol:
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Post by: modage on July 16, 2003, 04:06:34 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/~1966/batman.jpg)
(http://www.moviefans.de/batman/img/batman.jpg)
(http://www.planetkilmer.com/filmography/batman.jpg)
(http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/batman/batman_robin_clooney.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/ptb.jpg)
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Post by: Fernando on July 16, 2003, 04:21:21 PM
Quote from: themodernage02
(http://members.fortunecity.com/themodernage/ptb.jpg)


Holy fanboy dreams, modernman!

Nice job.
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Post by: Cecil on July 16, 2003, 05:05:35 PM
thank you.

hmm, very interesting. very interesting indeed
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 16, 2003, 05:22:45 PM
he's a good looking guy, looks hella cool with cigarettes
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Post by: Vile5 on July 16, 2003, 08:22:27 PM
This is the funniest subject ever!  :-D

And PTA's not so ugly, but he's so smart that's all!!
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Post by: Pozer on July 16, 2003, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
he's a good looking guy, looks hella cool with cigarettes


dude, you just said that out loud
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Post by: BrainSushi on July 17, 2003, 05:56:44 AM
He used to be one hot müther fücker, but he doesn't seem to be shaving lately. He needs to start looking sexy again, and stop looking scraggly. But oh yeah, if I was forced to have sex with a man, I would not hesitate to do it with Paul... mmm... tastey gravy, and it's PTA approved!

Oh, and he's definitely a lot better looking than Luis Guzman. Man, Guzman is one ugly müther fücker.
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Post by: mindfuck on July 17, 2003, 01:39:17 PM
This thread is a perfect example of why PTA avoids his online fans.
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Post by: eward on July 17, 2003, 03:00:08 PM
i agree.
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Post by: dufresne on July 17, 2003, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil B. Demented
Quote from: md
(http://www.ptanderson.com/images/paul/newbw.gif)


his twin?

(http://www.cinecon.com/headers/johnnyknoxvilleheader.jpg)
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Post by: MacGuffin on July 17, 2003, 09:11:15 PM
Nope, Wes Bentley is:

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1548/WesBentley_Pimen_619577_400.jpg)
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Post by: Cecil on July 17, 2003, 09:16:04 PM
Quote from: mindfuck
This thread is a perfect example of why PTA avoids his online fans.


i would like for my future online fans (if any) to debate about my hotness (or lack of)
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Post by: BrainSushi on July 17, 2003, 09:23:12 PM
Woot woot... isn't he the lucky mother fucker?
(http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/theman.gif)
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 17, 2003, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: dufresne
Quote from: Cecil B. Demented
Quote from: md
(http://www.ptanderson.com/images/paul/newbw.gif)


his twin?

(http://www.cinecon.com/headers/johnnyknoxvilleheader.jpg)


that's just insulting to imply p.t. anderson and johnny knoxville are related.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 17, 2003, 10:21:18 PM
Oh, and cecil...you're um...you know...good looking?
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Post by: Cecil on July 17, 2003, 11:23:06 PM
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
Oh, and cecil...you're um...you know...good looking?


see, it shows you dont mean it cause you didnt go "im not gay, i swear to god, i love naked women and all, but..."
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Post by: Victor on July 17, 2003, 11:57:01 PM
Quote from: Cecil B. Demented
see, it shows you dont mean it cause you didnt go "im not gay, i swear to god, i love naked women and all, but..."


im not gay in any way or anything and i like cheeseburgers and pussy, i swear to god, but oh, Cecil, since you've put those capitals back in, I just can't get you out of my head! Demented forever!
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Post by: Cecil on July 18, 2003, 12:00:16 AM
Quote from: Lester
but oh, Cecil, since you've put those capitals back in, I just can't get you out of my head!


ohmygod!!! i cant believe you noticed!!! ::giggling like school girl::
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Post by: dufresne on July 18, 2003, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob

that's just insulting to imply p.t. anderson and johnny knoxville are related.


ohhh...sorry.  :roll:
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Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 18, 2003, 07:23:41 AM
Well, it is!
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Post by: Sigur Rós on July 18, 2003, 08:02:41 AM
We should all meet in a sauna, and get this xixax-homophobia cured once and for all.
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Post by: Pubrick on July 18, 2003, 10:36:09 AM
Quote from: Sigur Rós
We should all meet in a sauna, and get this xixax-homophobia cured once and for all.

shotgun not sitting next to the Goddamn Man.
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Post by: ©brad on July 18, 2003, 02:49:21 PM
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
that's just insulting to imply p.t. anderson and johnny knoxville are related.


snob.
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Post by: markums2k on July 18, 2003, 03:36:19 PM
Quote from: ©brad
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
that's just insulting to imply p.t. anderson and johnny knoxville are related.


snob.


Totally.  Poor Johnny Knoxville takes a lot of slack from a lot of people, but the last thing he needs is childish insults like these.   :-D
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Post by: ono on July 18, 2003, 05:22:20 PM
He deserves every bit of the flak he gets.  He's an idiot, pure and simple.  I can't believe there are actually sympathizers to him, and people like Tom Green, here, but there are some in every crowd.  So yeah, color me a snob if you want.  I call it good taste.
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Post by: Vile5 on July 18, 2003, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Sigur Rós
We should all meet in a sauna, and get this xixax-homophobia cured once and for all.
 :lol:  :lol:

PTA looks handsome in this pic:

http://damienfree.fr.free.fr/image%20cannes/pta_attentif_big.jpg
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Post by: ono on July 18, 2003, 07:54:26 PM
:yabbse-thumbup:
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 18, 2003, 11:31:20 PM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
He deserves every bit of the flak he gets.  He's an idiot, pure and simple.  I can't believe there are actually sympathizers to him, and people like Tom Green, here, but there are some in every crowd.  So yeah, color me a snob if you want.  I call it good taste.


Finally, someone with eyes
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Post by: Pubrick on July 18, 2003, 11:38:48 PM
the jackass shows and movie were hilarious.

y'all can eat a dick.. with a fork of course.
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Post by: modage on July 18, 2003, 11:39:38 PM
i thought he was good in Big Trouble with Tom Sizemore.

(http://www.freshangles.com/images/4139.jpg)

(he's the one with the panty on his head)
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Post by: aclockworkjj on July 19, 2003, 01:04:15 AM
Quote from: P
the jackass shows and movie were hilarious.


Anyone ever see the Big Brother videos Johhny and the Jackass crew did before Jackass???

They make me laugh......even when I am alone.......
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Post by: markums2k on July 19, 2003, 01:28:32 AM
Quote from: markums2k
Quote from: ©brad
Quote from: Walrus, Kookookajoob
that's just insulting to imply p.t. anderson and johnny knoxville are related.


snob.


Totally.  Poor Johnny Knoxville takes a lot of slack from a lot of people, but the last thing he needs is childish insults like these.   :-D


Some people haven't enabled their sarcasm filters... oh nevermind.

And slack is just as good as flak.
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Post by: dufresne on July 19, 2003, 12:47:26 PM
Quote from: aclockworkjj
Quote from: P
the jackass shows and movie were hilarious.


Anyone ever see the Big Brother videos Johhny and the Jackass crew did before Jackass???

They make me laugh......even when I am alone.......


i'm partial to the CKY vids myself...
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Post by: ©brad on July 19, 2003, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
He deserves every bit of the flak he gets.  He's an idiot, pure and simple.  I can't believe there are actually sympathizers to him, and people like Tom Green, here, but there are some in every crowd.  So yeah, color me a snob if you want.  I call it good taste.


grow up u penis brain.
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Post by: eward on July 19, 2003, 02:56:32 PM
johnny knoxville is hilarious
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Post by: Spike on September 10, 2003, 03:04:16 PM
Here are MY two favourite pics of PTA:

(http://www.wga.org/awards98/anderson150.jpg)

(http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/38/images/anderson.jpg)
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Post by: Vile5 on September 10, 2003, 07:29:07 PM
i like my avatar
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Post by: GodDamnImDaMan on January 01, 2004, 07:32:22 PM
this thread did reek of homosexuality!!!!
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Post by: kotte on January 01, 2004, 07:36:38 PM
Quote from: Ravi
He's not as hot as this guy:

(http://www.forbes.com/media/faces/howard_ron.jpg)

What a hunk.


Happy Days proves it!
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Post by: a.santi on January 19, 2004, 04:57:09 PM
I felt in love with Paul´s eyes.
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Post by: Finn on January 19, 2004, 07:11:07 PM
I wouldn't call PTA "good looking" just normal and plain looking. He has lots of photos where he looks really cool though. Of course, since I'm a guy I'm probably not the best judge. I'll show him to my girlfriend and see what she thinks.
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Post by: Pedro on January 19, 2004, 07:18:10 PM
For years i would say "hey that guy's cool looking"  

turns out that's just a word for attractive, reserved exclusively for straight guys that refuse to admit that they can tell if members of the same sex are attractive or not.
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Post by: kotte on January 19, 2004, 07:19:20 PM
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
For years i would say "hey that guy's cool looking"  

turns out that's just a word for attractive, reserved exclusively for straight guys that refuse to admit that they can tell if members of the same sex are attractive or not.


How it is.
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Post by: Pedro on January 19, 2004, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: kotte
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
For years i would say "hey that guy's cool looking"  

turns out that's just a word for attractive, reserved exclusively for straight guys that refuse to admit that they can tell if members of the same sex are attractive or not.


How it is.


Yeah.  I tell it like that.
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Post by: md on January 19, 2004, 07:52:52 PM
hmm, surprisingly no one answered my original question of: did pta originally want it to rain cats and dogs but realized it wouldnt work out and switched it to frogs...
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Post by: Pedro on January 19, 2004, 07:59:13 PM
Quote from: md
hmm, surprisingly no one answered my original question of: did pta originally want it to rain cats and dogs but realized it wouldnt work out and switched it to frogs...

no.
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Post by: a.santi on January 22, 2004, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: md
hmm, surprisingly no one answered my original question of: did pta originally want it to rain cats and dogs but realized it wouldnt work out and switched it to frogs...


I think that´s because you finally brought up what many of us think.
I´ve read about a time when it rained frogs in an English village,many years ago.Maybe he did it because it was most likely.I don´t think he would have stopped if he wanted it to be cats and dogs.But I don´t know.
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Post by: eward on January 22, 2004, 05:16:52 PM
cats and dogs woulda been a bit messier
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Post by: Pedro on January 22, 2004, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: eward
cats and dogs woulda been a bit messier

but a hell of a lot cuter.
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Post by: fulty on January 22, 2004, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
Quote from: eward
cats and dogs woulda been a bit messier

but a hell of a lot cuter.

 :shock:
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Post by: a.santi on January 23, 2004, 05:07:11 PM
But frogs were great!

what´s the point in discusin somethin that´s already done?
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Post by: Pedro on January 23, 2004, 05:11:39 PM
Quote from: a.santi
what´s the point in discusin somethin that´s already done?

It makes us happy.
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Post by: a.santi on January 23, 2004, 05:15:03 PM
really?

but you can´t change anything....
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Post by: fulty on January 23, 2004, 08:54:35 PM
Oh, yes you can... just watch:

Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
Quote from: md
hmm, surprisingly no one answered my original question of: did pta originally want it to rain cats and dogs but realized it wouldnt work out and switched it to frogs...

no.


Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
Quote from: md
hmm, surprisingly no one answered my original question of: did pta originally want it to rain cats and dogs but realized it wouldnt work out and switched it to frogs...

yes.


There, how's that?
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Post by: Pedro on January 23, 2004, 10:25:21 PM
beautiful.
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Post by: Chest Rockwell on January 24, 2004, 06:34:14 AM
If there's ever a point in time where I have to have sex with a man, and I had the ability to choose, well I know I'd choose Paul. I bet he's gentle.
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Post by: fulty on January 24, 2004, 10:07:46 AM
Quote from: Chest Rockwell
I'd choose Paul. I bet he's gentle.

You're right.
Cuz once I was trying to, you know,
hump on Tom Cruises leg....
and he drop kicked me..!!
So then, Paul came up and pet me real nice.
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Post by: molly on January 24, 2004, 01:25:05 PM
this PTA forum always brings out your best...creativity
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Post by: kotte on January 24, 2004, 06:37:09 PM
Please let this thread die the painful death it deserves.
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Post by: cron on January 24, 2004, 06:41:14 PM
about that,   i think the whole  PTA board should be locked,  cooled, and re-open until there are some pulpy facts about the new project.
but that's just one man's opinion.

one man's opinion.
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Post by: kotte on January 24, 2004, 06:44:31 PM
Quote from: chuckhimselfo.
about that,   i think the whole  PTA board should be locked,  cooled, and re-open until there are some pulpy facts about the new project.
but that's just one man's opinion.

one man's opinion.


No...I like some of the stuff going around here...but this one should die.
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Post by: Chest Rockwell on January 25, 2004, 12:12:29 PM
I agree with kotte on this one. This thread is getting a little too long now.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 25, 2004, 12:20:33 PM
Six pages is nothing.
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Post by: kotte on January 25, 2004, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman
Six pages is nothing.


or too many based on the subject.
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Post by: Thrindle on April 03, 2004, 12:44:06 PM
*sigh*  Chain smoking, foul mouthed, genius...  other than PTA where can I find one of these?

He's yummy yummy yummy.
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Post by: mogwai on April 03, 2004, 12:51:55 PM
Quote from: Thrindle
*sigh*  Chain smoking, foul mouthed, genius...  other than PTA where can I find one of these?

i'm foul mouthed but i can try to be the other things if you want to.
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Post by: El Duderino on April 04, 2004, 12:03:42 AM
i just found this picture on IMDB and realized that he's a good looking guy.

(http://ptanderson.com/latestnews/images/water.jpg)
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Post by: Pubrick on April 04, 2004, 12:13:13 AM
that's not on imdb.
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Post by: brockly on April 04, 2004, 04:10:38 AM
:shock: I'd give anything to go skinny-dipping with PTA. I loathe the fucker who took that photo.
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Post by: kotte on April 04, 2004, 05:47:06 AM
a place where closet people can vent...
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Post by: ElPandaRoyal on April 04, 2004, 06:10:16 AM
It really is one hell of a fuckin' thread to read. I mean, I'm not sure what the whole thread is about, but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard while reading anything. Any topic with men saying another man is hot and trying to prove their no-gayniness at the same time is just hilarious  :lol:
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Post by: kotte on April 04, 2004, 06:17:27 AM
Quote from: ElPandaDelAssedioSexual
no-gayniness


What made my hung over walk to the computer worth while... :)
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Post by: ElPandaRoyal on April 04, 2004, 06:53:48 AM
Quote from: kotte
Quote from: ElPandaDelAssedioSexual
no-gayniness


What made my hung over walk to the computer worth while... :)


Interestingly enough, that was written in an hang overing state...
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Post by: Stefen on April 05, 2004, 07:02:07 PM
this is by far one of the funniest threads at xixax (next to in this thread i will rate your avatar and the shia lebeouf thread) I think xixax may be the only place in the world where pta is overrated ( :shock: )
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Post by: molly on April 06, 2004, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: ElPandaRoyal
It really is one hell of a fuckin' thread to read. I mean, I'm not sure what the whole thread is about, but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard while reading anything. Any topic with men saying another man is hot and trying to prove their no-gayniness at the same time is just hilarious  :lol:


you guys are excited by him, like he has (.)(.)
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Post by: Ordet on April 06, 2004, 03:38:49 PM
Who was the babe he was with at PDL showing in Cannes?

"sneeky bitch"

I think he's better of watching his porn collection while :lol:  loving himself
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Post by: Bethie on April 06, 2004, 04:28:25 PM
Let me in on this too. PTA is awfully sexy.


I'll just be at the end of the line waiting my turn. meow.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Find Your Magali on April 10, 2004, 03:50:22 PM
Man, when I go unshaven like PTA, I look like I'm half a bottle of Thunderbird away from being a homeless wino.

How does he DO that? Damn...
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Vile5 on April 14, 2004, 05:15:36 PM
Quote from: ElPandaRoyal
It really is one hell of a fuckin' thread to read. I mean, I'm not sure what the whole thread is about, but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard while reading anything. Any topic with men saying another man is hot and trying to prove their no-gayniness at the same time is just hilarious  :lol:

You took the words right out of my mouth...ok, of my keyboard
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Ordet on April 26, 2004, 10:14:33 PM
on the look alike subject

Jason Isaacs an older PTA?  
http://www.atpictures.com/display.php?g=jasoni&img=j17.jpg%20
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: ono on April 27, 2004, 02:47:31 AM
Eh, I don't see it.  Maybe if he shaved his head and had a hobo beard, there would be more of a resemblance, but it'd still be vague.  You'd be surprised how many random guys I pass on the street who look like him, though.  He has that kind of face.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Ordet on April 27, 2004, 03:15:37 PM
Mostly in the eyes or I would say eyebrows. In some pictures they kinda look alike that evil funny inner laugh look.




                                                              ^^
                                                              OO
                                                                ?
                                                             &&&&
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Bethie on April 28, 2004, 12:10:46 AM
The picture doesn't show up for me. Post it again! Post it again!
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: MacGuffin on April 28, 2004, 12:17:34 AM
Quote from: Bethie
The picture doesn't show up for me. Post it again! Post it again!


I edited it. Just scroll back up and click on the link.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Bethie on April 28, 2004, 12:23:57 AM
Oh! You're too nice.




Thanks  8)
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: molly on April 28, 2004, 10:26:36 AM
Quote from: Roman Cibeles
Mostly in the eyes or I would say eyebrows. In some pictures they kinda look alike that evil funny inner laugh look.




                                                              ^^
                                                              OO
                                                                ?
                                                             &&&&


eyebrows yes, but PTA has bigger eyes
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: md on May 01, 2004, 10:04:38 AM
whenever i look at a picture of pta on set, im immediatly reminded of those classic directors, like godard and trauffaut....i think he makes a conscience effort to look respectable; shirt and sport jacket...in every sense of the word...pta is trying hard to be an auteur (which he is) and he is doing a admirable job....
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: private witt on January 20, 2005, 12:57:46 AM
alright, i'm guessing most of us are guys here and we're not famous directors, yes?  we probably all wish we could never shave, right?  well, maybe not shave, but to not even trim?  pta's fly but you gotta be pretty self assured to not give a shit about your neck beard growing in on day three.  when's sony gonna sell fiona's album to some other company so it'll get released?
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: private witt on January 20, 2005, 02:05:04 AM
yeah, I'd fuck 'im.  whatever, we all would...it ain't gay unless you suck dick.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Ravi on January 20, 2005, 01:25:24 PM
I always thought Andy Goldsworthy looked kind of like an older PTA

(http://www.lunchkino.ch/filme/riversandtides/zoom/b-riversandtides2.jpg)
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: ono on January 20, 2005, 02:04:28 PM
Echo: http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=148883#148883
Title: This thread, jeez...
Post by: adolfwolfli on February 06, 2005, 01:55:36 PM
This definitely is one of the most sexually charged, deeply Freudian threads on all of XIXAX.  It exposes fanboyism for what it really is: latent homosexuality.  Ever read some of Harry Knowles writings on Aint It Cool?  There's enough geeky masturbatory homo-love there to keep a shrink busy for years.  

Seriously, though.  I'm not gay, but to echo the sentiments on this board, if I were, I'd definitely want to sleep with Paul.  Talented, handsome, ambitious.  He'd most likely film our lovemaking sessions in 2:35 : 1 Panavision w/ steadicam, with Jon Brion music playing in the background and a line of coke on the bedstand.  

Ha ha ha.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Ordet on July 02, 2005, 05:29:21 AM
Will he ever be named sexiest man alive...he's cuter than Brad Pitt.

Ok here I go.

Who are the cutest directors?
Photos would be nice too.

It is so liberating to say a guy is cute.

I'm cute

P.S. I enjoyed having two 82 posts.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Pozer on July 02, 2005, 12:13:32 PM
For the love of god, go write a script or something.
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: Ordet on July 03, 2005, 07:59:41 AM
I'm taking a break
Title: im not gay i swear to god
Post by: NEON MERCURY on July 07, 2005, 10:45:34 AM
Quote from: Roman Cibeles


Ok here I go.

Who are the cutest directors?
Photos would be nice too.



here are my top 5 hotty direrectors....


5.) doug liman [the bourne suprememcy

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_bourne_identity/doug_liman/bournepre.jpg)

4.) sam mendes [road to perdition]

(http://www.ziyue.com/box/oscar/SamMendesB.jpg)

3.) michael gondry [eternal sunshine...]

(http://www.republika.pl/blog_bo_435655/734588/tr/michaelgondry.jpg)

2.) david lowery [still]

(http://www.niu.edu/onecard/Images/HBLocation%20-%20No%20Photo%20Available.jpg)

1.) david lynch [mulholland dr.]

(http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/04/40/37/lynch_1.jpg)
Title: Re: so what if im gay?
Post by: md on March 07, 2006, 08:11:55 PM
damn i think there is a big misinterpretation with how and why i changed the topic post headliner.  So let me clarify, because in some odd way I think, uhh it could explain some shit.  Anyways, my apologies if people thought this is me like coming out of the closet or something, I am straight and have a beautiful girlfriend for the past couple of years.  I only meant to change the topic, because I thought the original sounded somewhat disrespectful and homophobic.  I only now realize how misinterpreted this whole shit seems, and how, for better or wose, alot of peoples views might have changed on me.   I think my views on homosexuality have changed immensely because, with maturity, I have come to have a better understanding on the subject matter.  I think, for some odd reason, maybe out of self pride, I felt the need to put that as the new topic post, because of sort of possible guilt, who knows.  Anyways, for those who were SHOCKED or some shit, thats lame, even if I really was gay. (I dunno, maybe no one has even cared/noticed this shit)

Also, go watch my film http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8419.0  Matt Latham said "It was worth watching...I found it entertaining, though....I did smile alot while watching it....It's got that light absurd comedy throughout that keeps it, like...pretty watchable." 

thanks guys md
Title: Re: so what if im gay?
Post by: polkablues on March 08, 2006, 02:25:47 AM
damn i think there is a big misinterpretation with how and why i changed the topic post headliner.  So let me clarify, because in some odd way I think, uhh it could explain some shit.  Anyways, my apologies if people thought this is me like coming out of the closet or something, I am straight and have a beautiful girlfriend for the past couple of years.  I only meant to change the topic, because I thought the original sounded somewhat disrespectful and homophobic.  I only now realize how misinterpreted this whole shit seems, and how, for better or wose, alot of peoples views might have changed on me.   I think my views on homosexuality have changed immensely because, with maturity, I have come to have a better understanding on the subject matter.  I think, for some odd reason, maybe out of self pride, I felt the need to put that as the new topic post, because of sort of possible guilt, who knows.  Anyways, for those who were SHOCKED or some shit, thats lame, even if I really was gay. (I dunno, maybe no one has even cared/noticed this shit)

I can't help but notice that no one had posted in this thread since July of last year.
Title: Re: so what if im gay?
Post by: matt35mm on March 08, 2006, 09:59:37 AM
damn i think there is a big misinterpretation with how and why i changed the topic post headliner.  So let me clarify, because in some odd way I think, uhh it could explain some shit.  Anyways, my apologies if people thought this is me like coming out of the closet or something, I am straight and have a beautiful girlfriend for the past couple of years.  I only meant to change the topic, because I thought the original sounded somewhat disrespectful and homophobic.  I only now realize how misinterpreted this whole shit seems, and how, for better or wose, alot of peoples views might have changed on me.   I think my views on homosexuality have changed immensely because, with maturity, I have come to have a better understanding on the subject matter.  I think, for some odd reason, maybe out of self pride, I felt the need to put that as the new topic post, because of sort of possible guilt, who knows.  Anyways, for those who were SHOCKED or some shit, thats lame, even if I really was gay. (I dunno, maybe no one has even cared/noticed this shit)

I can't help but notice that no one had posted in this thread since July of last year.
Stop gay-bashing, Polka!

If you'll look, md changed the title on Feb. 3, which didn't show an update.  We haven't been looking at the thread since before then, but nevertheless, that title has been sitting there for a month, and it just suddenly occurred to him that "oh shit, that might come off wrong."  He even says at the end that maybe no one cared/noticed.

... I should really stop speaking for other people...
Title: Re: so what if im gay?
Post by: meatwad on March 08, 2006, 12:24:52 PM
.. I should really stop speaking for other people...