A Very Kid Rock Christmas...

Started by GodDamnImDaMan, December 09, 2003, 01:34:22 PM

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GodDamnImDaMan

I cant wait for this beautiful concert on VH-1!!! Believe it or not Kid Rock is one of the most talented muscians out there. I'd like someone to TRY to disagree with me.
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mogwai

Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManI'd like someone to TRY to disagree with me.
try me.

GodDamnImDaMan

let me hear your arguement fucko?
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GodDamnImDaMan

man, that is hte weakest argument i've ever heard
Aclockworkjj:  I have like broncitious or something
Aclockworkjj:  sucks, when i cough, if feels like i am dying
Aclockworkjj:  i can barely smoke

http://www.shitzu.biz

mogwai


GodDamnImDaMan

Aclockworkjj:  I have like broncitious or something
Aclockworkjj:  sucks, when i cough, if feels like i am dying
Aclockworkjj:  i can barely smoke

http://www.shitzu.biz

mogwai


Sleuth

[suddenly bursts through the door, looking unkept.  Audience applauds madly, then quiets down]  Is this the thread for JJ petitioning?
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Sigur Rós

Quote from: God Damn Im Da ManBelieve it or not Kid Rock is one of the most talented muscians out there.

Somehow this statement doesn't surprise me. I mean one has to look in to the fact that you are a raving mad man!

Jeremy Blackman



Kid Rock represents everything that is wrong with the world.

He did a touching duet with Hank Williams Jr, including the song "Country Boy Can Survive"... which was sung in a post-9/11 American Flag context.

The lyrics:

The preacher man says it's the end of time
And the Mississippi River she's a goin' dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged
If you go down town

I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Because you can't starve us out
And you cant makes us run
Cause one-of- 'em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma'am
And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We came from the West Virginia coalmines
And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine

But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
And shoot him with my old 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Cause you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause one-of- 'em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma'am
And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We're from North California and south Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

RegularKarate

my favorite was when he went to iraq and sang a cover of Fortunate Son "for the troops"

OmegaSlacker

Kid Rock is a master of taking other people's ideas and making them seem like they're his own (brilliant?) ideas.
When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

GodDamnImDaMan

I never said he's a brilliant song writter, i said he's one of the most talented musicians!

Take a look for yourself.

Kid Rock can play every instrument, whether it be the guitar, drums, bass, turn table, etc.

He's THE most successful WHITE RAPPER (devil Without a cause has outsold Eminem's most sucessful album "The Mashall Mather's LP" by 2 million. DWOC = 12 million MMLP= 10 Million)

Other than Rap he's proven that he can conquer country music(picture, Only god knows why, lonely road of faith), Rock (I am the bullgod, Cowboy) , Blues (I got one for ya), etc, name any type of music, and hte guy has done it.


Now how can you argue with that?
Aclockworkjj:  I have like broncitious or something
Aclockworkjj:  sucks, when i cough, if feels like i am dying
Aclockworkjj:  i can barely smoke

http://www.shitzu.biz

Jake_82

"Cowboy" is a guilty pleasure... otherwise he's just pretty annoying. However, that one commercial on VH1 for his Christmas specials with the little kid and shooting santa claus is pretty funny
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