Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies

Started by filmcritic, August 16, 2003, 10:29:25 AM

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aclockworkjj

Poetic Just-Ass....
...hehe, part of the Seymore Butts collection.

Jeremy Blackman

Quote from: filmcriticA League Of Their Moan

Scoff...  :roll: ...

Pozer

Quote from: ebeamanIt was in that Roeper guys book...Ebert's partner...the one with all the movie lists.

Or Gay Guy as they refer to him on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ. Fat Guy and Gay Guy

SoNowThen

I have a picture of me in Seattle (when I was supposed to be in Vancouver for film school), standing outside a porno theatre right before July Long Weekend, where they were playing Porn On The Fourth Of July.

I was so pleased.
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

Alethia

Quote from: SoNowThenI have a picture of me in Seattle (when I was supposed to be in Vancouver for film school), standing outside a porno theatre right before July Long Weekend, where they were playing Porn On The Fourth Of July.

I was so pleased.

post it.   pleeeeeeeeease.   :P

SoNowThen

I'll try to get to a scanner. It's kinda small and in the middle of frame, but you will still be able to see...
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

Dirk

Quote from: Gamblor
The Man Who Fucked Too Much

That one is great.
At wave level, everything exists as a contradiction. Everything is existing in more than one stage/place at any given moment. Everything must move/vibrate and constantly change to exist. Everything, including buildings, mountains, oceans and thoughts.

NEON MERCURY

.........beetlejism.....................based from beetlejuice.......

MacGuffin

The Cream Mile
Backside To The Future
Moulin Splooge
The Sperminator
The Sex Files
Dun-Her
Intercourse With The Vampire
Ordinary Peepholes
Terms Of Enrearment
"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art." - Andy Warhol


Skeleton FilmWorks

cine

Holes
The Penis

and I'm just thinking these up myself.. if they're already titles, I'm not surprised. (some of these just stay the same because they should)

8 1/2
The Drawers
The Reproducers
The 400 Blows
The Last Porno Show
Assville
F*L*A*S*H
The Player
McCabe & Phyllis Diller (thats a dirty film..)
Short Cuts (its a Circumcision porn with a twist)
On Her Watered Front
Ed's Wood
The Hustler
Fanny & Alexander
Malcolm XXX
The Phantom of the Orifice
That Poon (Platoon)
Monster's Ball

Gamblour.

American Booty
Lord of the Cock Rings (A friend came up with this (a female, no doubt))
The Gaytricks
One Splooged Over the Cockwhore's Breasts
28 Lays Later...
The Girth of a Nation
Three Gays in a Condo (Simpsons episode title)
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind (fetish film)
On the Hotter Cunt
The Pleasures of Sara Madre


Damn, I'm tired.
WWPTAD?

cine

Those are great.. especially One Splooged Over the Cockwhore's Breasts

I posted those titles without thinking up "The Seventh Squeal".. so I had to include it now.

Derek237

Don't forget the two best chick flicks:

Sperms of enderement

and Bitches

AlguienEstolamiPantalones

Poke a Hot Ass

and the ozporns

these might of been brought up in just too tired to read all three pages

SoNowThen

Tawny Roberts is in the Ozporns. She's smokin'!!
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.